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Run #2054 Lixus LARACHE May 2, 2026 Caligula

Hash Trash - RH3 40th Anniversary

Hash Trash - RH3 40th Anniversary Larache - May 2nd and 3rd 2026 It had to happen at least once: a birthday... and this was no ordinary one. It was the 40th Anniversary of the Rabat Hash House Harriers: 40 years of beer, runs, and fun. And the weekend certainly lived up to the reputation. It all began on Friday afternoon when the GM and two of the hares tried to arrive early so they could figure out how to set the trail. Meanwhile, Cumming was busy organizing the rooms so nobody would end up sleeping in unexpected places - well done! Hashers slowly started arriving, were directed to their rooms, and immediately began searching for beer. But Hash Cash had different ideas... keeping the beverages safely hidden for later. Around 7 PM, the beer was finally cold enough to be served, and that marked the official start of the "before." Dinner was almost a formality, although the carefully planned seating arrangement by Cumming ended up completely mixed up. Still, everyone had something to eat and nobody complained. The night carried on with dancing, singing, and plenty of noise, finally fading away in the early hours of Saturday morning. Saturday breakfast was scheduled for 9 AM, but the restaurant team was running late. A crowd of hungry early birds stood waiting impatiently for coffee and bissara. Around 10:30, the buffet finally appeared... and disappeared just as quickly. Brown Sugar then started distributing the beautiful anniversary T-shirts specially made for the occasion. The light lunch was served around 12:30 while everybody started worrying because the hares were late - and when the hares are late, it usually means the trail is going to be long. The GM called the circle and the hares attempted to explain the trail, but nobody could hear a thing because of the noise Dry Tap was making. Anyway, we understood the important part: there would be a walkers' trail, a runners' trail... and a few surprises. "On On!" was called, and off we went straight uphill. After barely 100 meters came the first surprise: a drinking stop with shots of vodka. Before drinking, we all had to count down from 40 to 30. A great way to start! The trail continued climbing through farmland with beautiful views until walkers and runners met again for another drinking stop: shots of gin. Countdown from 29 to 20... then gloo gloo gloo. Up hill, down hill, false trails, wrong ways... and eventually everybody gathered once more, expecting another shot. But no - instead, all we got was singing and dancing to Father Abraham. Exhausted maybe, but apparently still capable of dancing. Who was talking about shots? Stop! Stop! Stop! Another drinking stop appeared: shots of brandy, countdown from 19 to 10... and down they went. From there, the runners headed right, the FRBs made a long loop joined by three harriettes (Dora, Fertilizer and Cumming) and an unusual FRB - Bicycless... with steep descents and donkeys for Dry Tap while the walkers turned left toward the beach, where Frankenstein Jr. was waiting for us with coolers full of beeeeer. Some brave hashers even dived into the sea to cool down, despite knowing we still had one final countdown waiting for us. And yes, we counted all the way down to zero before enjoying the last drinking stop: Nut Schnapps shots, down down... and back to the camp. Before getting right into what happened during the circle, let's first talk about the dress code for the run. We were supposed to dress like it was the 1980s, and in my opinion the one who made the biggest effort to truly bring back the 80s spirit was Prince. Prince got dressed very early and even started exercising and stretching before the run. I don't know what they put in the bissara that morning, but whatever it was, it clearly worked wonders. He showed up wearing the perfect type of flashy shorts, with colors looking exactly like Chupa Chups lollipops. Well done, Prince! The GM then called the circle and asked Hotrocks to run it since he was one of the hares. The hares - Meatballs, Compost, Bodyguard, and Caligula - received ratings ranging from "excellent" to "the best ever." But honestly, what else could you expect when four veteran hares combine their forces? After that, the GM moved on to an arithmetic quiz about the history of RH3: how many beers had been drunk over forty years, how many kilometers had been run, and many other impressive statistics. We quickly discovered that huge quantities of everything above had been consumed... and very well consumed indeed. The GM then called Compost as the hasher who had run the most trails, followed closely by Caligula. After that, he invited the longest-serving hashers into the circle: Prince, hashing since he was a young boy, and Frankenstein Jr. The organizing team also had to be properly thanked, so the GM called in Cumming, Sex and the City, Brown Sugar, Compost Clean Pants, T Bread, Caligula, and of course himself. A loud "On On!" followed, along with some very well-deserved down-downs. The floor was then opened for charges. Many of them were probably not worth remembering... but a few definitely caught my attention. Frankenstein Jr. was brought into the circle for doing the beer stop, and for that he was forced to drink from Poop Panic's umbrella. What he didn't know, however, was the true secondary purpose of that umbrella whenever Poop Panic finds himself in an urgent situation... where the paper roll is absolutely no help at all. Not long ago we had to name someone "Homobacterius," a completely new species that RH3 somehow has a special talent for attracting. And today, another specimen appeared in the circle. A male mermaid dressed in a surfing outfit down to his belt, proudly displaying a very hairy upper body that looked more like a yeti than a surfer. Of course, this was none other than Big and Soft, and Bodyguard did not miss the opportunity to drag him straight into the circle for that fashion crime. Another charge that stood out involved a complicated story about one skin, two skins, three skins, eventually ending with four skins, followed by another tale about cutting half of it off before even knowing how long it would grow. At that point it sounded less like a hash circle and more like either a rabbinical meeting or a reunion of Moroccan hajams. Meatballs, Matador and just Christopher were rewarded for never having had to experience the sharpness of the scissors. The circle was finally closed with a proper Swing Low. The circle closed, everyone went to shower and travel back through time to get dressed 80s style. The party place was gently decorated by Brown Sugar, and people started showing up supposedly dressed for the occasion. Some did, others almost did, and quite a few only thought they did. During dinner (this time the seating was well organised), Frankenstein Jr tried to select the best-dressed hasher, but he got completely mixed up. Until now, nobody really knows who won - maybe by the 80th anniversary we may finally reach the answer. Once the music started, the dancing quickly followed. Incredible talent in pole dancing appeared, and I am naming "Sex and the City" and JWB as outstanding performers. The old story of hashers wanting to hug the early hours of Sunday repeated itself once again. Well done. Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest... but not for hashers. After the usual breakfast, everybody was ready - well, almost everybody - because the hug of the early hours sometimes leaves painful memories. Nevertheless, the circle was called, and the hares, T. Bread and Dry Tap, had to explain what they didn't do: setting a trail. Anyway, there was a walkers' direction by the beach and a runners' one up the hill. Back to the circle, the hares were rewarded for doing what they didn't do with a mimosa drink poured in a very unconventional way by our Hash Splash of the day, JWB. "No, no, no, no... bad, bad, bad!" A few more down-downs were poured before the GM once again thanked all the participants for their great hash spirit and finally closed the circle with the usual Swing Low. And so ended another RH3 weekend: tired legs, sore heads, sandy shoes, but smiles everywhere. The kind of memories that remind us why hashers never really need a day of rest. ON ON

Penned by Caligula • Run #2054 (May 2, 2026)

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Run #2013 Golf 2 & 1/2 Jul 26, 2025 Dry Tap

Love in the air,

Love in the air, Caligula and Bodyguard. Only Gispert knows what truly happened between them while setting the trail. The Bodyguard took the top position, leading the runners, while Caligula stayed behind with the pack. But in the end, the positions didn’t matter what mattered is that two baby Hashers were born in the same hash: Captain Crook and Wednesday. And Wednesday, of course, is an “Mmmmm” day. Hot Rocks spent the night after the hash in the barn, surrounded by goats and sheep—all male—as punishment for not recognizing his own wife's clothes. And Hot Rocks, as attractive and hot as he is... well, I’ll let you imagine what happened. On On, Brown Sugar! The weirdest part of all? Tickly Strand, Red Square, and Horse Hugger actually showed up on time and did the hash properly. Honestly, I just hope they’re okay... and not coming down with something. MP Free’s lovely legs took a hit and so did Compost’s. But let’s be honest, Compost’s legs aren’t nearly as sexy as MP’s. On On !

Penned by Dry Tap • Run #2013 (Jul 26, 2025)

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Run #2012 Meatballs Residence Jul 19, 2025 Dry Tap

Austrian-Moroccan Sausage Orgy :

Austrian-Moroccan Sausage Orgy : Time to launch another hash trash on these miscreants, where do we begin, where do we end? From the front or sneak in from the back? You pick the angle that tickles your balls, yes delicious Meatballs. Well, first to start with there was the hash announcement, followed by a poll to see who's coming and who isn't (Fridge out of this). Obviously, wankers confirmed they don't or can't CUM. And by By CUMMING to the last hash, you could have avoided the public embarrassment. On On Cumming As for those who confirmed they came I'll help you with this hash trash to imagine exactly how they cUme, so let's start the party from the biginning : As usual, absolutely nothing interesting about him. Dry Tap came first… a whole hour and a half early. Honestly, never seen such premature cumming in hash history. Olympic level. I interviewed him (unfortunately), and he proudly stated he came specifically to eat the GM's "Austrian delicious sausage.". Apparently, he liked it so much and that was the peak of his hash experience. Nothing else interested him not the trail, not the people, not the running (obviously). And to be honest, folks… I'm genuinely concerned. His level of retardénesse has reached alarming levels. At this point, I seriously suggest we take him to see a psychologist (Oh Yeah's FINGER) or at least a vet. And then… the ballet started : The hashers started cumming colorful, belly-full, back-full, meaningless full, a parade of bodies of all shapes, none particularly flattering… and odd heads with no brains. They look bizzare, but fully TRUE. Before the circle even started, something truly unexpected happened. As Frankenstein Junior arrived in all their awkward glory, the GM, in a swift and questionable move, reached out and planted his hands directly on Frankenstein's boobs. The GM became the first hasher in history to make physical contact with Frankenstein Junior. According to AI interpretation (which we trust about as much as the GM's impulse control) the GM was thirstier than Miss Thirsty herself but Frankenstein Junior had just enough in the tank to quench Miss Thirsty first. Then the circle finally started... bla bla bla, the usual nonsense. There was a running trail and, of course, the infamous wankers' trail. And as expected, the wankers far outnumbered the runners no surprises there. But among them all, one stood out the biggest wanker of the day none other than the hare himself, Just Uli. Naturally, the GM's is the source of this wanking extraordinary ability. Let us remind you: we were running through a chic neighborhood in Casablanca, elegant villas, well-manicured gardens, the kind of place where people jog in coordinated outfits and pretend they enjoy it but the Hash, as you know, hash is an inclusive group accepting, for humanitarian reasons (and possibly bad judgment), even the most questionably weird hashers. Which explains how Hot Rocks made it in. While the rest of us tried to blend into this upscale scenery, Hot Rocks was charging through the streets like he was chasing goats in the countryside, arms flailing, short questionable, and eyes locked on some invisible herd.He brought rural chaos to urban peace… and honestly, the neighborhood may never recover. A bonus And just in case you needed one final piece of evidence to confirm all of this madness…Brown Sugar yes, Hot Rocks' better (or at least more hygienic) half took it upon herself to use the GM's yard as her personal toilet. Why? Because, according AI, she had never heard of actual toilets before. Modern plumbing? Flushing? Ceramic bowls? All completely foreign. She apparently thought she was back in Ain Ribaa, out in nature, squatting freely under the stars. Honestly, can we blame her? Even AI feels sorry genuinely, deeply sorry for the beautiful little harriette Quick Hands, who, through no fault of her own, was not blessed, with this particular pair of parents. On On Thunder Bolt During the run, Penissus-in-the-Neckissus felt another Penissus in his Backessus, so he switched straight to the Wankers' trail According to AI analysis the later spent the night at the GM-E under construction, where, mysteriously, the Penissus relocated… from up… to down. On On under constraction good job. Finally, Frankenstein Junior entered the circle wearing a bulletproof vest an attempt to protect his freshly blessed boobs from any more unsolicited handprints. But unfortunately, the vest couldn't quite cover his proudly displayed belly muscle well-trained, not in the gym, but through rigorous, repeated sessions of hash beer lifting. And finally, as tradition demands, the hashers gathered and sang a heartfelt Swing Low off-key, off-beat, and absolutely on brand. Then came the moment no one asked for but everyone secretly expected, the start of the Austrian-Moroccan Sausage Orgy. No hasher or harriette was spared everyone tasted everyone else's sausage. It was a generous, unapologetic exchange of flavors, styles, and questionable hygiene. A multicultural, meat-filled celebration of unity, chaos, and post-run hunger. ON ON!

Penned by Dry Tap • Run #2012 (Jul 19, 2025)

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Run #2011 SIDI YAHIA ZAER Jul 12, 2025 Dry Tap

T-Bread's Hashers Holes Ballad

T-Bread's Hashers Holes Ballad A poem to the hare ""He's the one and only, The best of the best to fill and clean holes, From the world of enamel, on Saturday's morn, To the multiple wide openings of hashers, afternoon. By morning, it's smooth, clean, and neat, He's filling cavities, making things complete. But by afternoon, when the flour starts to fly, You're getting filled in ways that make you sigh. This ain't a dentist's office, no, not a bit, It's a real naughty hash, attended by the bravest hashers "" Actually, the first hole to be filled wasn't even on trail. It was Dry Tap's. Why? Because, true to form, irresponsible, unreliable, he bailed on his duty as hare. He pulled out last minute (not the first time), And begged T-Bread to step in and fill the gaping hole he left behind. And as far as we know? Dry Tap is the second biggest hole of this Saturday's Hash. Yes — biggest. Not in size… just uselessness. Honestly? You'd be doing the Hash a favor and just throwing him out. But then again… who would we blame next time? But the bravest hare of all time took things firmly in hand. Yes — T-Bread stepped up and decided to set the naughtiest hash trail this kennel's ever seen. Naturally, the theme was holes. So it was only fitting that the deepest hash holes came out with pride, ready to show off what they've got. Let's start with the obvious : Caligula and Hot Rocks. Brown Sugar, please don't take it personally. Hash trash is a serious business. I must say the truth nothing but the truth. I sworn From the Harriettes' Side… On the Harriettes' front, it's impossible to skip Iron Maiden. Without a doubt, she deserves a top spot in this blessed category of Hash Greatest Holes. She showed visible disappointment at not seeing Dry Tap's legendary boobs — an event so rare it might as well be marked on a solar calendar. But once again, T-Bread filled the void. Not one to let a hole go unattended, T-Bread ripped off his shirt and ran topless — heroic, unfiltered, and slightly oiled with sweat and trail glory. Word on trail is that seeing T-Bread's boobs made Iron Maiden feel filled from every possible direction. Can't be more explicite So congratulations, Iron Maiden. After years of searching, you finally found what you were looking for in the Hash. BUUT Balance Must Be Maintained… Gispert Watches But of course, there was equilibrium in this Hash, because what goes in... must come out. What gets filled... must also get drilled. Yes, dear Hashers — Gisper was watching. For every veteran hole proudly on display, Paricularly Caligula's, Hot Rock's and absent Compost, there were fresh new holes. Thhe sacred rite of three devirginizations was witnessed: "¢ Just Racha "¢ Just Uli "¢ Just Dan "¢ Three brand-new, wide-eyed trail virgins now officially opened, welcomed, and marked by the Hash Drill. Three fresh holes to be filled in the future. Ah and let me not forget the fourth devirginization of this memorable hash: Red Square. Now, some might say he's been around the block. Others might say he never left… just hid behind the cars. But Red Square? Oh no he's mastered the art of re-entry. Every time he disappears for a while, It's just so he can return as a "virgin" and feel that sweet, sweet drill-and-fill combo all over again. In hashing terms, we have a special name for creatures like him: Drill-Fill Lovers. They want that first taste… again and again. So congrats, Red Square not your first time, not your last, but definitely one of your buchiest accompanied with the fully-filled moustache of Ghengis Khan, an iconic hole. And finally… a word of sympathy. To our poor GM's son, Just Uli who, after bravely joining his first Hash, not only lost his trail virginity...but also discovered a painful truth: That his beloved father, Meatballs, is officially known as the biggest hole in the entire RH3. Tough way to learn it, kid. But welcome to the Hash. On On.

Penned by Dry Tap • Run #2011 (Jul 12, 2025)

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Run #2010 Frankenstein jr. & Miss Thirsty's House Jul 5, 2025 Dry Tap

Where do I even begin to describe the miracle that was this hash? Someho...

Where do I even begin to describe the miracle that was this hash? Somehow, against all odds (and against all logic), brave hashers narrowly escaped the grand scheme of the Old Mismanagement. This explosive plot targeted none other than our holy and sacred GM (who probably deserved it) at his first hash in that role. The mastermind? Fridge. Or possibly the hares. Honestly, their welcoming vibe was so suspiciously warm it felt like being hugged by a cult leader in a bathrobe. Then there was Frankenstein Jr., dressed like a fever dream, emotionally high, proud of his "Heineken muscle" around the belly area, and definitely high on something herbal. Word on the trail is he's been chain-smoking thyme for years. He nearly burst into tears delivering a heartfelt (and vaguely necromantic) tribute to the legendary Boris, who may or may not exist in a different dimension now. Or perhaps it was the dramatic reunion of the Poop Family? Yes, that family. From the dark days of the infamous Poop Panic, through the tranquil enlightenment of No Panic, and finally reaching the sacred enlightenment of Poop Cleaner – truly a heroic journey through trauma, unity, and poopy gastrointestinal resilience. But the hashers were brave and not as easily scared as Frankenstein Junior had hoped. They stormed into the gathering site, led by the new GM who, judging by the photos, might have actually been the most terrified of them all. Still, everything was eventually settled, thanks to Miss Thirsty, who quenched the hashers' fears and thirst with some refreshing watermelon. The run kicked off, led by Sex and the City and Miss Thirsty. Along the way, some very strange signs were spotted, completely nonsensical to most hashers. There were places with five blobs crammed into one meter, and then stretches of more than two kilometers with absolutely nothing. Apparently, a new hash code had been invented on the spot, but even the hares didn't seem to remember what their own signs meant! Thankfully, the hashers did what they do best—they followed the sweet smell of beer, which led them straight to the beer stop at Riad Club. Heading back to the host's place, the circle began after some well-deserved cooling beers, and then the show truly started. The GM took charge of his very first circle. According to Wirelessless, Iron Maiden, Prince, and Caligula, the GM was quite nervous he might join the Poop Family for a live show and demonstration in the circle. Believe me, GM, you don't have the privilege No Panic has; you would have wiped and cleaned it yourself. Then the GM called MP Free into the circle for the unforgivable crime of bringing new shoes to the hash. Judging by the pictures and the expressions of the nearby hashers, you could almost smell the cheesy aroma rising from those shoes after the trail. With a beer poured into one of them, MP Free had to drink it down… and you could practically remember and enjoy the flavor instantly now. Next up were the returnees: Cumming and Just Zineb who, by the way, has now been officially named Poop Cleaner (a title earned, not given!) considering No Panic's live performances. They were dragged into the circle for committing a serious offense: leaving the hash. A very serious business indeed! And worse, being absent for non-important matters. As punishment, they received the usual treatment: public shame, a proper down-down, and a warm welcome back to the madness. Next came the topic of the hash gear. Hot Rocks, who seems to think GME, or some powerful member of the new MisManagement, decided he had the authority to not wear the hash gear at all. A bold move, as if he were above the hash law! Oh yes, how could we forget the Song Master and the so-called Hash Choir? The very first to completely forget the hash songs! It was an absolute mess. Words were mumbled, tunes were lost, and for a moment, you'd think you had accidentally joined a karaoke night at a retirement home. Shame! Fridge—next time, we blow it together. Don't give up. We'll mess it up as a team. These miscreants, the worst ever New MM, the GM… They deserve it! Best Regards, No Panic, ON-ON!

Penned by Dry Tap • Run #2010 (Jul 5, 2025)

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Run #2009 Hot Rocks & Brown Sugar’s Farm Jun 28, 2025 Dry Tap

Where do I even begin? Words can hardly capture how beautiful your souls...

Where do I even begin? Words can hardly capture how beautiful your souls are. Sure, you're miscreants—but not that ugly. Let's start with the part I missed: the circle. From what I heard, the hashers waited for Dry Tap for over an hour. An hour. How could you waste that much time on such an… underwhelming hasher? Then, blah blah blah. I can already imagine the hares—Brown Sugar, Hot Rocks, Thunderball, and our newly elected President, Meatballs—trying to be clever, setting the trail with confusing, nonsensical signs. They thought they were smart. Spoiler: they weren't. End of story. Eventually, the run started late. Dry Tap finally showed up and, as punishment, was sentenced to carry the legendary heavy ball full of rocks during the run. Deserved. But it still wasn't enough. Hashing is serious business, Dry Tap. Next time, show up on time—or don't show up at all. Let me also remind you that the temperature was a blistering 45°C. In that heat, Compost, T-Bread, President Meatballs, and Hot Rocks looked absolutely stunning—wet and glistening from behind. As for the GM, I tried to gaze upon him with the same admiration, but sadly, there was nothing worth seeing. After what felt like running straight through hell, we stumbled upon salvation: the one and only Frankenstein Junior, standing proud and noble, armed with ice-cold, free-flowing beer. A true hero. Sure, the runners eventually caught up with the walkers, but let's be honest—nothing could top that first sip of fresh beer. Back at the host's place, many hashers jumped straight into the pool—beer in hand, naturally—to cool off and soak in the moment. As far as I know, even the heaven we've been promised doesn't offer that kind of combo. And yet, there we were. The hashers—those noble truth-beholders—could only describe the place and the atmosphere with one word: heavenly. Huge thanks to our gracious host, Hot Rocks, and their wonderful family for making it all possible. Then the circle party began, led—impromptu and effortlessly—by Caligula and Bodyguard, who, as usual, nailed it. He was followed by the GM, Boris, who basically repeated what Caligula and Bodyguard had said, sprinkled with a very few thank-yous to the old Mismanagement team... blah blah blah (Two hours of thanking, what a waste of time). Still, the gratitude was real from all the hashers. So once again, big thanks to Boris, T-Bread, Sex & the City, Meatballs, MP Free, Brown Sugar, Clean Pants, and Bodyguard. Meanwhile, the group welcomed a brand-new Harriette—just Fatima Zaahra—who heroically completed the sacred Hash pilgrimage, ascended to the rank of Vanilla Ice, and nobly chose the holy path of the Fridge, forever pledging to wave the RH3 flag like a confused tour guide on a sugar high. Also, fresh virgins bravely showed up for the hash torturers—but fear not, they displayed promising signs of future devirginization. We now know them as Just Abdess and Just Mounir, soon-to-be legends... or at least mildly traumatized regulars And just in case you were too distracted—or too drunk on free, fresh beer—that was the changeover. Overcome by emotion while handing over power to Meatballs, Boris... let out a heartfelt fart. According to JWB, it was smelly. Very smelly. Well done, GM. You truly left your mark. The changeover ceremony itself, masterfully led by Bodyguard, Caligula, and Hot Rocks, was quick and efficient—only 15 minutes. A miracle, considering Boris had already spoken for over three hours. Everyone was happy, hopeful, and looking forward to a bright future for the most prestigious group in the world. What came next? The party, of course. But you were there. I'll let you enjoy your own instant memories of those true, pure, and beautiful moments this group creates for every hasher. Long live RH3. 🐾

Penned by Dry Tap • Run #2009 (Jun 28, 2025)

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Run #1953 BODYGUARD'S CHAPITEAU Jun 29, 2024 Boris

Before the Run :

Before the Run : Our story began at Bodyguard's Chapiteau with a twist of almost punctual arrivals! The day promised a pleasant run, with fresh and covered skies. The hares announced it was a special "run with option," leaving everyone scratching their heads. Also, it was said that even if you don't see flour, it doesn't mean there aren't any; just keep checking and stay together. Everybody was wondering, what does that mean?! The Run : As we kicked off, Compost took the lead, showing the lazy runners how it's done. After circling around some dirt roads and roundabouts, we hit the main road. Things got interesting after the first kilometer as we eagerly searched for any sign to turn or a roundabout, but we were seeing only a few arrows. Finally, after much anticipation, we found one! But our excitement was short-lived; the hare directed us straight ahead for another 2 km, testing our discipline. A passing car delivered a message from our far-behind hare, and we embarked back on yet another kilometer of straight road to regain the lazy hashers left behind. Finally, we diverged into a small dirt road, a pleasant break before reaching another main road that led us toward the famous "Kamel Trophy" site. Entering a forest, the real chaos began. Some clever front runners headed right towards a small house, hoping to find a sign or the promised beer stop. Meanwhile, the wiser hashers, guided by the hare, took the left path, crossing a historical bridge towards the beach, where finally after 13 km they were granted with a very, very cool beer. The truly clever hashers, after enjoying a refreshing seaside beer stop, were driven back to the circle. At this time, the "run with option" had different interpretations. For the lost on trail, it meant an 18 km ordeal, arriving back first but exhausted and lost. For the rest of us, it was that the slightly less "half-minded athletes" took the scenic route and the car ride back. The Circle: The run, full of surprises, included straight lines for the determined, a small historic house, the ancient bridge, and, of course, the seaside beer stop. Compost, Longhorny, T-Bread, and Boris led the pack, with Professor Pepperoni proving he could still run after a long hiatus. Boris looked like a man freed from jail, zooming past everyone and driving the hare crazy. Back at the circle, we had: · Frankenstein Junior for his hashy birthday. · Compost, T-Bread, and Longhorny for their front-running prowess. · T-Bread and Boris for almost dying and getting lost on the trail. · A tearful farewell to Saved by Molson, leaving the Rabat Hash House Harriers for new adventures. · An on-down to T-Bread for smuggling Tunisian beer. · Big Dog, Saved by Molson, and Longhorny returned after a long absence.  · Pepe showed off his forgotten running skills. · Saved by Molson, Sex and the City, Just Mary, Poupoule, Dam Dam, Drunk Fish, and Wirelessless were accused for the Kenitra bar crawl. · Frankenstein Junior accused Bodyguard and Longhorny for changing shoes before the circle. · Jazzy Whisky Babe, Big and Soft, and Just Mary were charged for their very low profile.  Run Rating: "Crazy good long, tour of the Central Park of Morocco, 105 dh of fuel, very poorly set, nice spot, good hope, old site crawl, missed half marathon, good, grass is green, and cheers are comfortable." After the Circle: After the circle, we had, as announced, a huge barbecue and a long night full of music and drinks, all thanks to Bodyguard for hosting this half-minded crowd, not being afraid of all the surprises that could come from these miscreant hashers. As today was a special day, we consumed more than 40 liters of beer this Saturday. Cheers to another unforgettable hash adventure, and thank you to the hares, Caligula and Bodyguard, for organizing such a memorable run! A special thanks goes to Bodyguard for opening the doors of his house! As usual, we finished the circle with a swing low and a group picture, but this time, especially as it was long (and who doesn't like it long????), we reached the dark.

Penned by Boris • Run #1953 (Jun 29, 2024)

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Run #1531 SIDI YAHIA ZAER Nov 29, 2014 RH3 Scribe

So we had a great and historical hash this time,

So we had a great and historical hash this time, A hand over of the missmanagement, the hash took place at the house of the new GM HOT AIR and a lot of hashers were there First of all we want to say THANK YOU to the old missmanagement team for the great job they did the last years!!!! Chef De Cuisine, CALIGULA, BODYGUARD, HOTROCKS Thanks for the time and energy that you spend for this great club, thanks a lot again, Choukrane, danke, gracias, merci etc .... Oooops i didn't mention all the old missmanagement ??? because they are still in the new missamanagement team, so continue to do a hard wok!!!!! Wet & Wild, MPFree, Clean Pants adding some more Valiant hashers... Sex & The City, Bob The Builder and your Scribe, TADPOLE!! Concernant le run, nous avons pu decouvrir les abords du railway jusqu au fleuve du Bouregreg, pas trop de moustiques et de puces cette fois ci et le hashcircle a eut lieu dans la maison de Hot Air et de la first Lady Almond Three Huger. What happend during the hash circle ??? We had 2 newbees Xavier and Iliass Some beers for the Hares Matador, Vagina Monologue and Hot Air A lot of of beers for the old missmanagement team and than the famous Handover Les deux GM dans le cercle, Caligula a ete apserge de farine de biere, d'oeufs ( bonjour les odeurs )... Les deux GM ont eut droit chacun a un testicule de boeuf autour du cou, un gros Yöªåý1
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Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1531 (Nov 29, 2014)

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Run #1530 GOLF COURSE #1 Nov 22, 2014 RH3 Scribe

Hello Hashers,

Hello Hashers, The run should took place at mimosa, but finaly it didn 't took place there because the police ordered us to leave ... So we went to the Eaux et Forêts and it was a free run and walk for the hashers, at least we didn t have any rain and everybody was happy. Like allways there were a lot of ondowns, but the most important were for Compost because he fall down during the run, and a menber get her new hashname Not Honeymoon Yet ( Sexless 's Wife), and Sexless accused her also for new shoes but instead of getting a ondown, her husband had to drink it for her .... that was fair... she didn t had a Honeymoon yet !!!!! The GM and his Firstlady for the great handover party had they Ondowns too. ON ON ! TADPOLE

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1530 (Nov 22, 2014)

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Run #1483 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Dec 28, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RH3 Hash Trash - Run #1483

RH3 Hash Trash - Run #1483 Venue : Golf3 Hares: Caligula & Co (Co means, Bodyguard, Clean pants and Frankenstein Jr.) Singing in the rain... Co-Starring: Frankenstein Jr. aaaaand R. Sole & Family!!!! This time, I cannot taunt about sunny skies or great weather, BUUUTT, being at the mercy of of Golf 3's Magic, including the rain, was quite rewarding specially for hares. The dirt road access could seem discouraging during a rainy day, though our GM made it, and showed the path to others by compressing the ground: What a devotion! ON ON! The GM had another brilliant idea, making it possible to Frankenstein Jr. to co-hare. The excellent instructions from Caligula and forwarded by his co-pilot Fr Jr were misexecuted thoroughly by Clean Pants and Bodyguard. When almost done flouring under a wonderful green and fresh scent of earth, a pack of cars were populating the site; R. Sole, Internal Science, Hashname*, and Just Angela were the our prestigious visitors this week. Runners and walkers warmed up after the hares explanations and Off we went! Compost & Bodyguard showed the way to the FRBs and Clean pants took wankers through the woods for a nature exploration. While Just Angela was trying a pick a bit of everything in golf3, Sex & the City showed up out of nowhere on track to catch up the FRBs trail. definitely she's doing it in all weather!! 'it' refers to run of course... What else? At the gathering point, Runners ended up with 14km according to T-Bread & Hot-Rocks, the gps keepers! Actually you can't tell if it's the rain or sweat wetting their T-shirts, soon Bob the builder confirmed the distance and this time you can reaaaaly tell by hearing him swearing of so much suffering!! Great job guys!!! Like moths do with light, hashers did with the cooler and Frankenstein Jr, feeling human and proud holding their koozies and endlessly chattering under umbrellas or a trunk door. As per his mission, the GM called Hashers to circle up and so we all did. Hot Rocks opened the circle by rating the run/walk which, you bet, was nothing less than perfect. R. Sole gave a surprised look at the Yellow plastic cups on the Hash Splash table. Soon he knew about the some of new techniques of drinking beer in RH3. So a great Welcome back was reserved to the 4 hashers visiting morocco R. Sole, Internal Science, just Angela and the newly RENAMED by our GM and executed by Bodyguard because of a forgotten hashname (what a shaaaame :-o). Now she will be known as "HashZimer"! Welcome backs included T-bread for having work preferences over his hash family... (yeah we noticed that T-bread!) Drink it down down down! Hares had to drink it down too for over-flouring but to be honest hares knew they can rely on Compost and other FRBs to find their way through the dark woody maze of golf3. On Downs & Charges followed, for good or no reasons, but for Fr. Jr. all were good to fill the silent area with his screams. Nothing but a swing low song can relax our folks hasher when done with smooth and spiritual gestures. The amazing nature and the soft night light invited hashers to spend more time talking and sharing jokes and cheers until plans for the night were clear for each and everyone... decidedly promising! ON ON! Clean Pants GIVE US YOUR FIT AND HEALTHY AND WE SHALL DESTROY THEM! Visite our Web Site for more informations : www.rabath3.com

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1483 (Dec 28, 2013)

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Run #1482 To be announced Dec 21, 2013 RH3 Scribe

Hash RUN #1482

Hash RUN #1482 Venue NEW SITE: ZAWYET BODYGUARD (Old Playland & ChillOut) Hares: MPFree & BodyGuard A new site is born, the venue was not hard to find, though no one could have a clue where the run will take place. At the gathering time, a good pack of hashers were on time singing WHY ARE WE WAITING, OH WHY...?? Soon we understood what kept our hares busy!!! For once, hashers were really patient and it really worth it! A call from our GM reassured us to start without him, so did Bodyguard and his Co-hare MPFree: Hashers formed and circle and hares promised surprises and discoveries, and plenty of round abouts... While the wankers Led by Laidback followed the walkers trail enthusiastically, Elvis on the other hand endeavored through the woods, hills and valleys leading a pack of runners and keeping track of time and distance. The hares took their job very seriously and kept watching after the whole pack at different awesome places: River crossing on stepping stones or jogging on sandy beach. Hashers were full of joy when a proper beer stop is set at a perfect spot where all can enjoy a beautiful horizon and sunset at Skhirat beach. 7Ks were achieved at that point. Horney Parker was so proud of her run's performance that she felt ready to carry on the other half. Great Job Hares for the fresh drinks, and On On Sex & The City for driving the coolers to that great spot. Bodyguard and Elvis urged the pack to resume the run before it's getting late. CleanPants and Bob the builder tested the trail flouring seeking motives for accusing the hares… it was just unfortunate: The trail was set properly until reaching the cars with 4 more kms to run!!! No doubt, everybody showed a great relief rushing back to the cars and wearing warm clothes. Our dear GM Caligula, arrived right on time! The new site welcomed us all with a perfect starry clear sky. Knowing that Saturday's circumstances everybody circled up around the big cooler for what you know is very important for hashers, and naturally our GM called the hares to the circle to get an objective idea about this run. All graded this run above top score. When some hashers were busy laughing, trying to guess a name for the mausoleum nearby, the GM took advantage of it to baptize this site "Zawyet Bodyguard". Actually the mausoleum was adding a very interesting contribution to the beauty of the site. Great pick for a name! A couple of On Downs followed: S&TC for Setting the beer stop, Horny Parker for being alive after 11K, BodyGuard/MPFree for the magic of this run and so on and so on… as far as your scribe can remember under the Holy liquid effect, Bob The Builder had to leave the circle right before celebrating his 300 runs with RH3, but hashers were pleased to drink on his behalf. Any chance to down down is right! Accused short-cutter and indecent exposers were not forgotten and deserved some WARM beer too!! As per the tradition, a double loud and silent swing-low dance followed and led by CP opened the night to a great feast until very late at night… What a Night! ON-ON! Clean Pants __._,_.___ GIVE US YOUR FIT AND HEALTHY AND WE SHALL DESTROY THEM! Visite our Web Site for more informations : www.rabath3.com

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1482 (Dec 21, 2013)

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Run #1477 CACTUS Nov 16, 2013 RH3 Scribe

Hash Run #1477

Hash Run #1477 Venue: New Eaux & Forêt Hares: Horny Parker & Tadpole When Horny Parker and Tadpole decide to hare… The venue was a nice pick besides the crowded area where school kids chose to play which made it a bit hard for most of us to join the pack but we did after few phone calls… Thanks HP! While the season is cooling down hashers true and through hasher are determined to get the most out of any opportunity to warm up a little by any means even Bob Job's Cookies can do the job!! Hashers soon circled up and get themselves ready to hear more about the 20 upcoming minutes to live in the New eaux & Forêts Site. Tadpole explained that it was in honor of all walkers that were such neglected by other hares and therefore it was exclusively a walking trail that runners need to follow. Okey, but Bodyguard and Compost couldn't handle to be on a wanker's trail with such a pack of excited runners so they haaaared!! As an honorable FRB, Bodyguard showed the way, and Compost as a Valliant FRB cared for other runners by cheering, yelling On ONs and Roundabouts!! It was quite well done to try all types of soils and bushes (MAAAN, we start to like thatL) until Just Andres was out of radar! But guess what?? In the middle of the wood, we had a quite nice surprise having ELVIS with us and greeting hashers as he's heading to the position where he belongs: FRB!! While seeing Money Penny arriving alone, Compost went to gather the rest of the pack and then we go again… Not all runners could do it straight, the temptation of shortcutting, long cutting and even simulate indecent exposures were good to escape the torture BodyGuard and, now Elvis, planned! But in all this, Compost did not let us down!! ON ON Compost! When Sexless and HighTour started complaining, Bob The Builder seemed more motivated than ever! We knew then the BeerStop was close, and our worried minds relieved! Tadpole and HP ensured a BeerStop that satisfied everyone! Even wankers looked in shape with blushy faces. It took them around 35min to get there!! ON ON! Hares!!! Anyways, The car was there, the beer was there, BobJobs Cookies too and even kids screams!! But more importantly, our dear GM Caligula was there too! You understand why I cannot say all I think about, let's call it, the walking trail. After this refreshing break, BG, Elvis and compost felt in mood to try another live run: shorter this time, not less interesting! I'm talking about run of course! WHAT ELSE? Short days forced us to stop talking and be back to business again. Unfortunately the GM had to make sure everything was alright with us and headed to an important meeting!! Clean pants opened the circle by asking to grade this trail, but there were so many corrupted he couldn't say anything but acknowledging it deserved a great ON DOWN! Tadpole and Horny Parker drunk proudly the amber liquid soothed with a "here to them…" song. Noticing some returnees, CP called those hash miscreants to the circle to tell us lies, songs or jokes. Money Penny did her best, Iron Maidon tried to, but Just Andres messed it up by saying he was busy at work!!!! BULL*****! Screamed the crowd! He caught it up by saying a Joke, that I'm not sure the audience got it! But with some beers everybody laughs. BodyGuard full of energy jumped in the circle to call back Just Andres for not coming often, he also counted it was once a year! That too few to be happy, but it didn't seem to annoy Just Andres, he just had to be welcomed again as a newbie twice! Accusations started: it was weird this time! Sexless accused Compost about bhaving to buy a new washing machine due to last week's New Shoes accusation and unluckily BG retuned back this at him. Sex & The City had some extra information about some traditions in other hashes and invited Sexless again to explain more, and again hopelessly got accused back for not respecting his mother hash traditions…. yeah this happens! Iron Maiden did an excellent hash splash, but her low profile drove Compost to accuse her for that. At the same time, in the circle, BobTheBuilder, HP, Tadpole, High Tower, MPFree, CleanPant, Penisus in the Neckisus and more, all had their orgy drinking punishment While MPFree is trying to chase pictures, we lined up facing the almost full beautiful moon, appearing between scattered clouds filling us with her blue light and we all raised a glass of beer towards the beauty of the sight. Moon Break over, a swing low dance closed that Saturday hash, but not our Saturday night! The appealing open cooler and endless talks and jokes waiting 'til the cold is won!! But hey, not for good!! Sex and City and Penisus In The Neckisus are doing it again this week!! So be there at GOLF 1 2:30 PM! ON ON! Clean Pants

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1477 (Nov 16, 2013)

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Run #1476 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 9, 2013 RH3 Scribe

Sat: Nov. 9th 2013

Sat: Nov. 9th 2013 Hash Trash Run 1476 Venue: Frankenstein Ranch Golf Course 3 Hares: Caligula & Compost Hello Dear Hashers, I'm back to tell you RH3 stories and the the last week-ends story was at GOLF3. As usual this site is a Hashers magnet and the Lucky pack who were there deserved a great time and more importantly a great run and Walk done by the masters (our GM Caligula and the great Compost) Nothing was missing: Beer, Ice etc, timing was also respected (weird coming from hasher but hey we're talking about experts) "HASH CIRCLE-CIRCLE UP!" Yelled GM & Compost at busy talkative folks enjoying meetings another wonderful Saturday. GMe HotRock called hares in the circle to explain their trail and how everything is set: to summarize Bob The Builder will care for the BS Compost will lead the runners and Caligula the wankers. The run was quite a discovery trail, lots of mysterious roundabouts but you'll always find a spot somewhere around you on a tree, a stone hidden behind a bush to add some excitement. Definitely set by CAR! As compost loves to say! The magic of roundabouts made it to have the pack members together each and every time. The FRB did also a great job seeking the right trail for us humble runners and it feel really good not be left behind all the time! Do you agree MPFree? So a big thank to Sex & City, T-Bread and HotRocks doing a great job! Sexless proved he's been really away for any physical activity he stayed behind with a lot of proud though :). After a while of running on all sorts of grounds, a refreshing BeerStop was properly set with a pack of wankers already there! But no worries, nobody can be accused about missing water/beer. Feedbacks from wankers are pretty good about their first part of the trail! Compost called to carry on the run, so did the runners. Following the hare again through unusual pathways to the cars: lucky those who like it bushy J. Back to the starting point, hasher resumed their talks and dirty jokes sometimes, but as soon as the sky is turning into an awesome red-orange-blue gradient we circled up again. HotRocks invited the hasher to grade the run/walk, and against all odds (Bodyguard is still claiming to be at the top best run ever) they graded too high that I'm ashamed to report it (we're not good at maths anyway) but surely deserved a big ON ON! And this even from Chef de Cuisine & Vagina Monologue! Caligula took over, and remembered those who had their Hashy Birthdays! Humpty Dumpty, Sex & The City and Cleanpants. It seems that some smart guys were also born at quite the same dates, but don't ask me who?? A good amount of returnees were taken out of shade by Caligula: Walkie-Talkie, High Tower, Sexless, Mother hen, Gyros Tadpole and someone hiding , Penisus In The Neckisus, they all had to be ashamed to prefer wanking rather being with us on Saturdays, but rewarded with some nice warm beeeeer!!! BodyGuard and Cleanpants accused by HotRocks to set a motorized trail, which was not of course, when it's "just using technology to get better performance and happier hashers" BG explained! TRIPLE TRUE! Walkie-Talkie accused again CP for walking the last mile of the run, and of course no one was there to defend the case, so CP had drunk his warm beer on a "He's the meanest…" song. Sexless wanted to accuse MPFree for waring black socks and according to a Tunisian Hash Theory, it seems to be accusable, BodyGuard stopped the mess and accused him for wearing white socks. Furthermore, MPFree had a great ON ON! from our GM for his 250th run his consistent commitment and hash spirit! Hashers couldn't wait to grab some more fresh beers, and rushed to have a swing low dance... THeeeennn cool beer, fresh breeze and magnificent Golf 3 Sky were all for hasher… Oh, almost forgotten one very late comer showed up though it was dark, I'm calling LAIDBACK and his family!! On On! for the great surprise! Next Hash Venue : New Eaux et Forêts Hares : Horny Parker & Tadpole See you there !!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1476 (Nov 9, 2013)

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Run #1469 MONEY FACTORY Sep 21, 2013 RH3 Scribe

Hash Trash Run# 1469

Hash Trash Run# 1469 Hares: Gyros, MPFree and Tadpole Venue: Money Factory Date: Oct. 21st 2013 Fellow Hashers, Again a wonderful hash set by masters and a great moment to share with you guys! Worth Reading!!! All started when Gyros planned to set this trail, and all was NOT set as planned! as you know Gyros is full of inspiration and ideas, hates doing same thing twice :) Starting from the beginning, while Tadpole and CleanPants are having conversation about all sorts of worlds topics, Gyros dived through the woods setting the walkers trail first. He got out full of flour and heading to the cars chasing a bottle of refreshing water, in the meantime MPFree had hard times to join the first pack of hares but finally made it. Gyros brought a chair, sat and waited until MPFree showed up, ready to run, throw flour and sweat for the runner's trail. Almost an hour later, we could see two exhausted hashers rushing toward the cars again but this time, signs of thirst and starvation on their faces. Gyros and Tadpole remove a couple of items from their car and revealed a big gratin dish heavenly cooked and saved from our sight with an aluminum sheet. First arriving hashers had enough luck to enjoy a piece of the feast even those who had lunch could testify they couldn't help having some more. Yammmmy!! & ON ON to GYROS and Tat Bole!! More hashers poored slowly to the site! On top of the regular folks. Great smiles showed at seeing Matador (New Look), VaginaMonolog, Brillantin AAAAAAAAANNDD our dear RA & JM, I named : Wet & Wild & BodyGuard! AAAAAAAANNDD, last but not least, our great woman runner, Iron Maiden! Yes it's true! Very promising Returnees Show. Bodyguard so fresh after his trip, called all Hashers to circle up and hares to explain the game. the inspirational part of the trail from MpFree and Gyros was the two-colored trails to follow :) (what a waste of flour!!! A/N:Author's Note) and off we Went. the beginning was a common path until we find the Yellow and White circle showing respectively Wankers and Runners trails. Excited runner followed bodyguard heading first foreseeing the 7 upcoming marks everywhere, and the wankers took their time to enjoy a restful walk insite money Factory's wood, meeting from time to time campers who are taking advantage of such beautiful weather in this early autumn. Insider story from the runners pack reported that Bob The Builder and CleanPants started to complain when the BS seemed unreachable! MPFree and Bodyguard did a great job teasing and encouraging the pack to make it! Soon the folks felt much better and looked happier when a 4WD car appeared nearby promising drinks and Drinks! Another detail about this awesome BeerStop is the timing managed to have the wankers around the car some seconds after the runners arrival!! Coincidence or Scientific fact??? none of both options:it's Hashing Expertise! On On TadP... Euuuh Gyros & MP! (Though, needless to say that Tadpole had the brightest and the most important role of bringing the holly liquid to us) Brillantin, Shaking-bob, Bo-Bob and boobs-job running around while adult hashers are talking, talking and talking... Suddenly interrupted by Bodyguard whose feeling hyper enough to lead the runner again on track! When most of them wanted to stay and relax at the beer stop, most of them just say thanks knowing they couldn't dare finish the run voluntarily!! Super wankers drove back to circle with Gyros, but you know, looking after the kids is not a easy task... right, BoB-JoB? :) Music in the background, hashers circled, rated the run as being an amazing run for some and Great one for others. while attendees seemed still motivated to talk about it, You guess, Bodyguard called in the returnees: They had to explain the whys and hows of course: Matador for growing a mustache and wearing a ranching hat; Iron Maiden said she tried to hide but the lure worked out! (nobody knows what is or Who is the lure!!?? OOOO Secret IronMaiden) VM and Brillantin told all the invalid reasons of holidays and schools etc etc...(Bullsh.... :-D) and sooooo awaited W&W who's been having fun thousand miles away from RH3 and for such long time!! anyway! she was there and she proved it by bringing Bodyguard in the circle as a missed returnee!!!! Reason?? (Bullsh.... too :)) who said asia was a better destination than hanging with RH3 friends! well we can not blame them one day, i'll be our turn! When it's time for accusations, it's Laidback and MPFree who jump on each and every opportunity to get someone a warm drink with a nasty song but something was disturbing all the hashers and started to act weird when Gyros was standing some meters away, setting up a charcoal grill. They acted even weirder when the smoke was teasing their nose. I've havent seen such quick swing low before... but temptation was such that we can forget about it easilly. Kids were served first. starving hasher rushing behing to have their BBQued brochettes and oriental bread served with fresh mixed tomatoe, onion salad and Greek mediterranian oiled olives. huuummmm TAASTYYYY... Country Music playing, hashers enjoying beer and feast, sun smoothly setting... nobody felt like going home that evening wishing the time could stop for a day or two (half-minded dreams, what to say??) But this, despite of all ticking clocks on the planet, we can keep in mind for years.... CHEEERS!!! ON ON! Clean Pants Well Let us do this again next Saturday: Hares : Bob The Builder and Clean Pants, Venue : Kamal Trophy Date : Oct 18th 2013

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1469 (Sep 21, 2013)

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Run #1468 CACTUS Sep 14, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH RUN #1468

HASH TRASH RUN #1468 Venue : Cactus Hares : Bob the Builder, Cleanpants, Mishuko & Pink Flamengo Date : Sat aug 17th Hello Happy Hasher & Harierttes! BTB took the lead on setting a trail for this beautiful summer day, co-starring in this episode Clean Pants. The first to arrive at the site was MPfree. The hares are not back yet, he began to pick up the pieces of broken glass left by the … The ecological gesture anything. Gradually, the hashers start coming. When all are there, GM calls the Circle. The hares explain the trail. It looks like a normal race without any special tricks. It will not be the case. We had to run through the trees and make way back several times to find the next mark. But the hare is nice. Occasionally he shouts "check in check in" to call FRBs not lose marks. The hare has trapped his world. Bravo. The most challenging passing in this site is the passing along a longest wall (a wall? See later). There are very low trees and lots of stones on the ground. From time to time, you must make a small chicane to avoid an obstacle. At the front, FRBs. At the end late runners. Suddenly a round about. FRBs have found their way, but didn't return back to break the round about. Fortunately, the hare is among late runners, who decided to charge the FRBs for that. Finally, the beer stop! Refreshments quickly taken without waiting for the wankers, the runners resume the track. It is always among the trees, but easy to move to join the Onin. Well done Hares. Mishuko, who has kept the car and keys, is glad to see the hashers gather. I must say he has something to spend the time with ;-) Not having to look up and give the keys to Sex & The City (the impertinent), she had to do it herself. Consequently, she hurt a tooth opening the door of Mishuko's car. Fortunately not serious. After a good refreshment with foam and bules of Heineken, the Circle is called. The run was rated ... I do not know. It had something to do with the famous wall (do you remember). Finally, all said ""all in all is just another brick in tha wall" At the same time Pink F. took some pictures to capture the moment... Welcome back: Chef, V. Monologue and BRILLANTIN. On on. Late comer and welcome back: Gengis K. In proper attire. Hum… Is he worried about his position of hare raiser? Any way, he received all possible reprimands, but was welcomed. One down: MpFree for ecological gesture. Arriving earlier to the site, he began to pick up all pieces of broken glass left by the F. … Hash name ceremony: Just Yasmine Bob Job and Bob the Builder's little daughter. She was named something to do with Bob. Dont remember. Charges: FRBS, for not breaking the round about after finding the right trail. What else? Next hash. Date: Sat. Sept 21th Venue: Flous Factory (in MAD) Hares: Gyros and MPFree On on.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1468 (Sep 14, 2013)

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Run #1467 HARHOURA FOREST Sep 7, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH RUN #1467

HASH TRASH RUN #1467 Venue: Harhoura Forest Hares: T-Bread & Himself Date: Sat Sept. 7th 2013 Hello Folks Hashers & Harriettes, This Saturday it was T-Bread who gets stuck. Needless to say that we will have to run. Hashers begin to show up. Once they have decided that it is time to make the circle, they must still wait for the latecomers went looking for ice. Otherwise, no fresh beer. In other words no hash! That's it! They are there. We can call the Circle. Cleanpants do the alternate GM, and does it well. The Hare then explains the race and allocates tasks, beer stop, keys, etc. And go! for the runners. Ah! yes, wankers too. A pretty challenging run I must say, because complete. Forest, highway edge, countryside, rural areas and homes, sandy beach and streets. At first, a race out of the track inside the forest, interrupted by roundabouts, real or fictional to search for the flour. Ouch! Many dry bushes on the trail. Finally, the path joins a normal track and the opportunity to make a short stop to remove from legs all that "tips" that sting. The real trail begins. A bit of track in Harhoura-forest, to come out by the east side of forest and run along the back side of houses. We finally arrived at a location well-known by MpFree and called "Route ElFellah" (The Peasant road). Here, there is a metallic pedestrian crossing over the highway. Runners went up the bridge by the motorcycles path, did a turn and came back down by the pedestrian stairs. All thought this a new kind of roundabout discovered by the hare. The following trail is pleasant enough as it passes in the middle of some rural homes (still resistant to the urban invader) with dogs, horses and odor characteristic of this kind of place. Good point for the hare. The distances between the runners begin to lengthen. FRB, Compost & Sex and The City. Behind Bob The Builder, MPFree and the Hare who encourages "Go, Go, it is not very far from the BS." In fact, he means we're almost halfway through the beer stop, eh T-Bread?. Beer Stop which reserve a little surprise. More on this later. Indeed, we run the direction opposite to the BS. We have to go further to the beach "Contre Bondy" and then return back by the corniche to the beach of Temara. Finally! The BS. T-Bread has found a beautiful terrace on top of a café and reserved for Hashers. There were tables and chairs, all covered by a canvas roof. A "stunning" views of the sea. The BS of the year! Needless to say that we took the time to enjoy our favorite beverages. To make it complete, the owner of the place offered dates to dope the runners. Way back to the Circle is made for a third on a section of Temara beach, a third on the land, a third on a piece of asphalt, and third in the forest. Hmm ... That's four thirds. Impossible? No! No! This is arithmetic stuff. It has nothing to do with the hash. On in. Everyone arrived safely. The circle is called and it is Cleanpants who leads the dance. Welcome backs: Huckelbery Hayat. no valid excuse. Down down. On down to Sex & The City and Ratatouille who participated in a special Marathon in Brussels. Congratulations. On down MPFree, Compost and T-braed who hared all alone last three runs. Charges. MPFree got accused for having confused Bob The Builder with Burp and Just Yasmine with Ice box. Indeed, during the last Hash it was BTB and just Yasmime who led the Swing low and not Burp and Ice box. Laidback got accused for something. Don't remember. Mishuko accused for deserting his position as hash splach to go behind the trees… OK! Nothing wrong with that, however, but when it's several times… Swing low led, yes it's true, by Bob The Builder and Just Yasmine And all other Hashers and harriets. On on. Next run run #1468 Date: Saterday Sept. 14th Hares: Bob The Builder and Cleanpants. Venue: Cactus. Direction: Take the route des Zaers and continue straight 6,5 kms past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, go until the forest. Look for the flour.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1467 (Sep 7, 2013)

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Run #1466 GOLF COURSE #2 Aug 31, 2013 RH3 Scribe

Run # 1466, 1 Sept. 2013, at Golf II

Run # 1466, 1 Sept. 2013, at Golf II Hare : Compost. A beautiful summer day. Golf 2 is a very quiet place and offers a lot of possibility of trails, but do not go too far down the track that leads to it. Mishuko checked it at his own expense! Especially since he had an invitee, Jane Winning, aka Ice Box, who comes from Australia. She must have thought they are crazy at Rabat Hash… As I said, Misuko's little 206 is well sanded. The bottom of the chassis has even hit the ground it was difficult to get the car out. It took Gyros's 4x4 to pull it, but it was not enough; the rope has broken. Icebox brings good luck, another more powerful 4x4 passing by, the nice driver was kind enough to lend to the rescue. It was necessary to use a steel cable to pull the 206. Until the cable break! But the worst is over, the 206 was finally able to ride and skate a little to disengage completely. Phew! Time for the circle. Compost explained the trail. Runners and wankers trails. No beer stop :-( Sandy site to have a car to bring drinks up there. When Compost set the hash you can expect a good run. The race begun. Leaders, T-bread and … MPFree. Just behind Compost with GM and Bob the Builder. And of course at the entrance of the forest, and after a good passage in the sandy ground, the two leaders lose track of the flour in the trees. They even shouted "On on", "Are you", they receive only the sound of leaves in echo (Waouu! poet is the scribe.) Tbread and MpFree finally decided to join a known track and to continue for a "live run". Two minutes later, the wind noise is nicely mixed with a soft sound of "On on", "On on" which seems to come from the opposite direction. Immediately, the two partners "lost on trail" head in that direction to find a few moments later GM and BTB waiting for the Hare, gone to get the lost sheep. "All is well in the best of all possible worlds." The rest of the operation is carried out by T-bread the FRB, closely followed by MP and rest of the group a little behind. There is still a long trail to go. The gap is widening between the FRB, MP (especially) and the group behind. The latter disappears from the retrovisuer a little bit later. Hum… It seems that GM, BTB, and the Hare had a short cut to join the circle. T-bread being well on the front, there is only your servant to keep track and ultimately achieve the "One in". I told you so, when Compost sets the trails, you can expect a good run of around ten miles. A well deserved cold beer for everyone! The run was ranked… some thing great. Don't remember. "One down" for our guest Ice box who must go this week :-( But not without taking souvenir pictures, and a RH3 T-shirt pulled out of his back and kindly donated by Misuko. Likely to be forgiven the missed "coup de la panne" (the trick of the car breakdown). LOL. On down for welcome-backs, T-bread, Walkie-Talkie, Gyros, TadPol. Many down downs, Misuko, Compost, Burp, MpFree & who else? On down and bye to Burp who ended up his Morocco trip. Swing low led by… Burp and Ice box. Compost is appointed volunteer to become co-hare raiser. And he eventually raised some future hares. On on Compost. So, next Hash: Run# 1467, Sat 07 Sept. Hare: T-Bread & co. Venue: Harhoura forest Time: 3:00 for 3:30 Direction: Take autoroute towards Casa and take the Temara exit, go to the coastal road and turn right (direction Rabat). Go past the Hotel Yasmine, there is a mosque on the left. Turn right at the road facing the roundabout and drive for some few hundred meters. The gate is on your left hand. On on, Scribe committed by MpFree (with the complicity of El Gogo…)

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Run #1465 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Aug 24, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH RUN #1465

HASH TRASH RUN #1465 Venue: SKHIRAT 2 (Maison du Forestier) Hares: MPFree & Himself Date: Sat Aug. 24th 2013 Hello Folks Hashers & Harriettes, MPFree the Great decided not to call anyone but himself to set this run in the lovely area of Skhirat 2... but let me first tell you the story from the beginning. All started that day on-time at 15:30 PM with CP Aaaaand the special guest BURP arriving in THE tiny orange car. Besides a couple of hungry dogs and whistling breeze, nobody seemed to be there; Yet an unknown car with emergency lights blinking was parked near the ranger house. The two hashers stepped out, slammed the doors and walked slowly towards the blinking lights. The silence was so heavy the they can even hear their feet set on the ground mixed with far noises coming from the slow trafic on the bridge nearby. Burp took a closer look around the mysterious car and screamed! YESS, It must be HIM!! pointing a finger to a wonderful blue cooler in the trunk. Clean Pants, identifying W&W's cooler, acknowledged the finding with a nod of his head. At every sound of horn that they tried to guess whose car was it, their attention was raised and in a synchronized gesture, turned and looked if any other cars are taking the dirt road. Several false alerts. One thing was sure! THEY WERE NOT ALOOONE! Ok, I'm gonna stop this thrill and continue writing what happened next...Truly (did not say what above is a lie! :-) ) In a joyful moving manner, more cars hit the place. Bob The Builder and his familly invaded the field; amazing what can get out of his black CMax: a Bob Job, a Boob Job, then a walking baby, and all sorts baby-buggies!! CP and Burp felt suddenly better with this crowd. That was not enough; Compost, Laidback, Bodyguard and Our GM joined the pack and it's got even more crowded when MPFree carrying a sac still full of flour arrived. Long chatterings mainly due to Burp's presence and I can hear him repeating the same things to everybody he met. How could this guy be so famous? CP thinking. Obviously, this guy was not just a hasher seeking a ride to RH3 venue!!! ( Suspense music) Once some topics covered, I could hear Caligula warning us again about time and how we can avoid trafic jam on the highway, the purpose was to call us to circle up, what we did in less than minute. we definitely were late, almost 5PM. When asked by JM, MPFree stated the run was exceptional. "Hashers have to find marks, there will be a couple of roundabouts and a Beer Stop for whom deserve it" MPFree explained. Again rushed by our GM, most of us hit the runners trail. Soon we noticed the MPFree's statement was not that obvious as we could hear. We had hard time to find the first marks, the glorious FRBs found the them after a while, and smart ones were yelling "Are you??" to spare their breath. We were on track. Unusual trail btw, and excellent markings led us through the dirt, the woods, asphalt and bridges. Caligula and BTB were involved in a serious conversation. They prefered to have their own pace and stay behind. From time to time, although we can feel it was frustrating for them, Compost and Bodyguard stopped to ensure the pack is whole, and nobody's LOT (lost on trail). 18 minutes. That was the timing we started to see the BS spot ahead. Wankers do not seem to be there yet. As soon as we got closer, we found MPFree in the mysterious car wandering around like looking for something he might have dropped. He stopped quickly to speak to FRBs who reached the BS area first then he drove back to continue looking. we knew later he was trying to gather the wanker in vain. Laidback and the Burp the hero, were LOT. a lazy Bob Job and the walking baby (just Yasmine) found a seat in MPFree's car and FINALLY we all had the cooler to enjoy what we came for. BEER! For a moment, everybody stopped talking, having a can or a bottle sticked to their lips. Soon, new color filled the faces and smile took shape on them. The beer effect; as scientist hashers call it. Now that we become humain, we resumed talking about lost wankers, traffic jam, walking babies and short term unachievable projects. Yes, Hasher like to dream while a beer is in hand. Anytime Caligula pronounce the word "time", he feels the need to rush us to do something. Surely he still have no idea why this time obsession? As a GM is always right, and this first rule applies anyway, we bargained to walk the return pathway. Still, we could not see any of the wankers yet. Back to site, MPFree opened his car for hashers to get their keys and some more beers, we were set to circle up again asap, depending on the remaining hashers. Here they are! Laidback and Burp frantically rushed to the cooler, got drinks and joined conversations. Not for long though. Bodyguard, urged us to form a perfect circle and our GM started the run ranking question: Decidedly MPFree scored well bearing in mind he set it alone! ON ON MPFree! "Drink it down down down down....." Bob the builder and his family CMAX had to quit early. I don't mean it to be mean, but it felt there was more fresh air right after. Apologies Bob for any misunderstanding please don't get me wrong!! Seriously!. The Hash splash served almost hot down-down beer.Bodyguard accused Laidback and Clean Pants for this, yet they had no connection with Compost's car where the beer was! Anyways, we all end up to to taste it even the GM! So no hard feelings. Burp got in his mother-hash circle for a warm on-down and for visiting us after 4 years of no show. what a welcome back!. Of course he's got no story, no song not a joke to tell us. I guess he said all he had at the first meeting :-D Accusations cross flowed around the circle, I bet no-one remember why they were accused, the only thing I do remember is when BG avoided to be accused using GM power as a protection, everybody tried, even Compost! but never mind, more coming up for next Hashes!! Be there! The swing low took place, and closed our hash. You bet, we were not done yet, . That was just the time to taste a variety of beers hidden at the bottom of the blue cooler and the best part begins: When nobody remembers a s***. Stay tuned, we'll be hashing next time at GOLF 2 (To be confirmed) Hares : Compost & Co So, bring your fit and health, we shall DESTROY them!! ON ON! Clean Pants.

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Run #1464 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Aug 17, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH RUN #1464

HASH TRASH RUN #1464 Venue : New Eaux & Forêts Hares : Bodyguard & Clean Pants. Date : Sat aug 17th Hello Hasher & Harierttes! Again Bodyguard took the lead on setting a trail for this warm, Very Warm holiday season, co-starring in this episode Clean Pants. Both Hashers decided to challenge the heat and the slippery curves of New Eaux et Forêts valley to offer the best for the lucky Hashers who attended that day. This took some minutes over the expected circle time but the GM Caligula wasnt tough with on us this time, perhaps the trail explanation was apealing enough to redeem for the poor late hares :) and to tell the truth this trail had all it takes to be the run of the year (please remember to vote!); I mean there's a beer stop, roundabouts, peaks and valleys and even a multi-optional trails in case some wankers couldnt be in shape to go for a short hill trekking. By the way a Big Thank to Michiku who accepted to endeavor the dirt road to the valley carrying the so awaited holly drink. After the quick circle intro, everybody hit the runners trail. Compost, MPFree and just Leonie (renamed later) were the FRBs this time but as soon as the things went complicated for some of us, Compost caligula and bodyguard were all there to assist making bridges with their feet and arms. Ain't that right Pink Flamengo?? The track was perfectly set to avoid a too hard hill to climb with even a refresh breeze coming from a strem nearby as a bonus. The FRBs were the first to enjoy the cool water and beer at the very top of the hill. We took the time to enjoy the beauty of the view ahead with its different shades of green, MpFree took some pics ( he couldn't help missing that...) and the rest of us went through indistinct chattering.... Caligula soon took us back on track seeing a risk we could spend the night there. GREAT SPOT BTW! Bodyguard, as a hare, triggered the run again yelling ONON! We carried on the second half of the run through the woods so runners can also taste a bit of sandy trail under the shade this time. Compost as usual was cheering the slow runners at the finish line, raising his hand to give a five! As a confirmed slow runner, I can confirm that cheering works! Thanks Comopost! and if you don't mind, can I ask you to do this a bit earlier in the run rather than the finish?? :-) A tiny circle took place after a short break of table preparation and chattings. Almost everybody was involved in everything: welcome backs, on downs and accusations. Clean Pants blamed of being busy or out of town lately but thanked for his will of co-haring, MPFree for his journey to Istambul, Caligula for his trip to the highlands; Michiku for running after all the hashers with the great beer stop we had that day; Pink Flamengo for taking the challenge to follow the runners though she had a weak ankle! then the last and not the least, just Leonie, who had been a great harriette during the period she's been with RH3, deserved several on downs: a farewell OnDown for leaving morocco soon; some more for invalid accusations from MPFree or only beer sharing and more importantly Bodyguard made and exception to name her, even without setting a trail after 5 runs, with a temporary Hash name of "Legal Alian". I wont unveil more about the why's and how's. .... you had to be there to know it! :-D Our great hash circle was closed with the traditional swing-low song/dance from CP and Legal Alian. That was really fun! Actually, I'm wondering how could it be otherwise??? See you next Hash on: Sat 24th Run# 1465 Venue: Shkirate 2: Maison du forestier Hares : MPFree On On! Clean Pants

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Run #1451 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 19, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1450

RUN : # 1450 DATE: 18.05.13 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Youssef, Just Soufiane The awaited weekend was finally there and most hashers made it to the Flamants Loisirs campground on Friday for a nice evening all together. The only thing that wasn’t there was the warm, nice weather as hashers couldn’t sit around the traditional bonfire. They did find other ways to turn it into a nice evening. Run time was set for 3:30 pm on Saturday and surprisingly hashers set off almost on time 45 minutes later but not late enough for Wet n’ Wild and I did it to join the first half of the trail. Runners and wankers met at the dock where the boats were for hashers to take them across the lagoon. All 60 or so of them managed to fit into the boats and shortly there after they reached the other side. Walkers and runners split up again to met later on at the Beer Stop. Runners went through woods, fields, sand dunes to reach the Beer Stop. As usual some hashers didn’t quite follow the flour and qualified as short cutters… Wankers and the cooler welcomed the runners but unfortunately for most of them their favorite drink was in shortage and had to content themselves with ice cold water… Then it was back on the boats. Some seemed to having more fun than others. Shortly after coming back to camp hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. All were very satisfied minus maybe the smelly garbage… They got thumbs up. All the returnees were called to the circle. Sexless and Mister Dos d’Ane came from other countries to hang out with us. Frog Legs and Just Karima were also amongst the returnees and so was The Right Size, Mr Propre. Other returnees had hash names and some came with Compost and others with Professor Pepperoni but unfortunately couldn’t remember their hash names. We were all very pleased to see them at Moulay Bousselham. After the returnees it was time for the newbies. There was Just Nicole who is Just Camille’s mom. Professor Pepperoni brought with him newbies from Tanger. On On to all the returnees and newbies. Your coming to Moulay Bousselham was much appreciated. We were also glad to have so many children, teenagers over the weekend. All seemed to have had a great time and were a joy to have around. There are always some late comers and for this weekend they were Wet n’ Wild, I did it and Bodyguard. Wet n’ Wild and I did just arrived as the hashers were setting off for the run and had to miss the 1st half of the trail. Plenty of hashers were born in May. We sang Hashy Birthday to the following hashers: Tsunami, Michiko and Winx Club. There were two more hashers but don’t know whom right now…. A hash naming ceremony for Just Youssef and Just Soufiane was postponed until the next day. Yes the Religious Advisor has the power to do so. The floor was then open for charges and hashers had fun with them while Woman and a Half kept pouring beer and more beer. The evening BBQ was announced by I did it as well as the rest of the weekend’s program. The circle was closed by Swing Low. Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants and their helpers did a fabulous job at grilling the meat that was brought over for the BBQ. We thank them for their hard work. The evening continued with a bonfire, music, dancing and hashers having some fun amongst friends. RUN : # 1451 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa Run as we also call it. DATE: 19.05.13 Not everyone got up at the same since not all hashers went to bed at the same hour… Some seemed to be early risers while others definitely not. Eventually we got our act together and hashers got ready for run 1451 which was a walk around the neighborhood with a group picture by the water. Back at the camp, mismanagement prepared for the circle and then it was time to circle up. Instead of beer mimosa drinks were served to hashers deserving on downs or down downs. Tired hashers sat this time around the circle. Wet n’ Wild ran the circle but also called two hashers for their hash naming ceremony. Just Soufiane and Just Youssef were asked to kneel down for the ceremony that would make them official hashers. Wet n’ Wild gave background info on both them before officially naming them. From now on Just Youssef will only be known as Puppy Love and Just Soufiane as Ball Buster. Bodyguard called all the present mismanagement into the circle to reaffirm our beloved GM Caligula in his present role of GM! Not sure if he was given a choice but there will be more regarding the mismanagement coming up soon. All hashers who helped with the organization of the Moulay Bousselham weekend were given an On Down. Thank you to Wet n’ Wild, Sex and the City, MPFree, Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Mr Propre and I did it. The floor was then opened to accusations. Tsunami had plenty of them, one of them did involve a dog called Coco and Hot Rocks… We already had to say goodbye to Mister Dos d’Ane and Sexless but we were all very grateful that they traveled just to be with us at Moulay Bousselham. Once we went through all the charges, the circle was closed with the traditional Swing Low. Since meat was left over from the night before, Caligula, Bodyguard, Woman and Half got back to the BBQ. Hashers lingered in the sun until it was time go home while others decided to spend another lazy night at Moulay Bousselham. Thank you to all hashers and guests of hashers who came to Moulay Bousselham to share a family weekend filled with camaraderie and good time. On On to them all. Reminder to everyone, the Rabat Hash House Harriers is a family hash and all RH3 events are family oriented events and will remain. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM, Wet n’ Wild for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1452 DATE: 25.05.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA Directions: On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1450 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 18, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1450

RUN : # 1450 DATE: 18.05.13 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Youssef, Just Soufiane The awaited weekend was finally there and most hashers made it to the Flamants Loisirs campground on Friday for a nice evening all together. The only thing that wasn’t there was the warm, nice weather as hashers couldn’t sit around the traditional bonfire. They did find other ways to turn it into a nice evening. Run time was set for 3:30 pm on Saturday and surprisingly hashers set off almost on time 45 minutes later but not late enough for Wet n’ Wild and I did it to join the first half of the trail. Runners and wankers met at the dock where the boats were for hashers to take them across the lagoon. All 60 or so of them managed to fit into the boats and shortly there after they reached the other side. Walkers and runners split up again to met later on at the Beer Stop. Runners went through woods, fields, sand dunes to reach the Beer Stop. As usual some hashers didn’t quite follow the flour and qualified as short cutters… Wankers and the cooler welcomed the runners but unfortunately for most of them their favorite drink was in shortage and had to content themselves with ice cold water… Then it was back on the boats. Some seemed to having more fun than others. Shortly after coming back to camp hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. All were very satisfied minus maybe the smelly garbage… They got thumbs up. All the returnees were called to the circle. Sexless and Mister Dos d’Ane came from other countries to hang out with us. Frog Legs and Just Karima were also amongst the returnees and so was The Right Size, Mr Propre. Other returnees had hash names and some came with Compost and others with Professor Pepperoni but unfortunately couldn’t remember their hash names. We were all very pleased to see them at Moulay Bousselham. After the returnees it was time for the newbies. There was Just Nicole who is Just Camille’s mom. Professor Pepperoni brought with him newbies from Tanger. On On to all the returnees and newbies. Your coming to Moulay Bousselham was much appreciated. We were also glad to have so many children, teenagers over the weekend. All seemed to have had a great time and were a joy to have around. There are always some late comers and for this weekend they were Wet n’ Wild, I did it and Bodyguard. Wet n’ Wild and I did just arrived as the hashers were setting off for the run and had to miss the 1st half of the trail. Plenty of hashers were born in May. We sang Hashy Birthday to the following hashers: Tsunami, Michiko and Winx Club. There were two more hashers but don’t know whom right now…. A hash naming ceremony for Just Youssef and Just Soufiane was postponed until the next day. Yes the Religious Advisor has the power to do so. The floor was then open for charges and hashers had fun with them while Woman and a Half kept pouring beer and more beer. The evening BBQ was announced by I did it as well as the rest of the weekend’s program. The circle was closed by Swing Low. Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants and their helpers did a fabulous job at grilling the meat that was brought over for the BBQ. We thank them for their hard work. There were also a delicious and warm pot and lentils brought by MPFree from a restaurant in town. The evening continued with a bonfire, music, dancing and hashers having some fun amongst friends. RUN : # 1451 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa Run as we also call it. DATE: 19.05.13 Not everyone got up at the same since not all hashers went to bed at the same hour… Some seemed to be early risers while others definitely not. Eventually we got our act together and hashers got ready for run 1451 which was a walk around the neighborhood with a group picture by the water. Back at the camp, mismanagement prepared for the circle and then it was time to circle up. Instead of beer mimosa drinks were served to hashers deserving on downs or down downs. Tired hashers sat this time around the circle. Wet n’ Wild ran the circle but also called two hashers for their hash naming ceremony. Just Soufiane and Just Youssef were asked to kneel down for the ceremony that would make them official hashers. Wet n’ Wild gave background info on both them before officially naming them. From now on Just Youssef will only be known as Puppy Love and Just Soufiane as Ball Buster. Bodyguard called all the present mismanagement into the circle to reaffirm our beloved GM Caligula in his present role of GM! Not sure if he was given a choice but there will be more regarding the mismanagement coming up soon. All hashers who helped with the organization of the Moulay Bousselham weekend were given an On Down. Thank you to Wet n’ Wild, Sex and the City, MPFree, Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Mr Propre and I did it. The floor was then opened to accusations. Tsunami had plenty of them, one of them did involve a dog called Coco and Hot Rocks… We already had to say goodbye to Mister Dos d’Ane and Sexless but we were all very grateful that they traveled just to be with us at Moulay Bousselham. Once we went through all the charges, the circle was closed with the traditional Swing Low. Since meat was left over from the night before, Caligula, Bodyguard, Woman and Half got back to the BBQ. Hashers lingered in the sun until it was time go home while others decided to spend another lazy night at Moulay Bousselham. Thank you to all hashers and guests of hashers who came to Moulay Bousselham to share a family weekend filled with camaraderie and good time. On On to them all. Reminder to everyone, the Rabat Hash House Harriers is a family hash and all RH3 events are family oriented events and will remain. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM, Wet n’ Wild for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1452 DATE: 25.05.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA Directions: On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1448 BOUREGREG VALLEY May 4, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH 1448

HASH TRASH 1448 SAT: May 4th 2013 VENUE : BOUREGRAG VALLEY Hares: Sex & The City , Gengis Khan, Just Youssef Again Bouregrag Valley attracted several Harriettes & Hashers on that Great Warm Saturday. Sex & The City, Genghis Khan and Just Youssef hardly made it on time, but for such a reason that most of us can even thank them for. Of course, a great pack was on time waiting for the kick-off circle to take place, but hares did not show up. The GM formed a task force to see if the hare are whole or should we track them down in the valley. The Task force did not have to search much: a Yelling Genghis + an Upset S & TC and an exhausted Just Youssef appeared out of the dust. Relieved, Our GM, Bodyguard & Compost called loudly, as per the tradition, to circle up. The Hares explained their trail and assigned roles for who's leading the runners and the wankers. For my short term and selective memory, THE best part was when Laidback decided to lead the coolers to the Beer Stop! After all, isn't this the point?? The FRBs led by S&TC, kicked the valley with great joy and energy: Bodyguard, Compost and Ratatouille showed the best of their fit by disappearing very quickly in that springy nature, but still we can hear some shy ON-ONs so that some of us cannot lose track. Soon we felt a fresh air near the stream with a feeling of a close Beer-Stop; S&TC shortened the joy and took us back up the hill to look for some more white spots of flour on the ground. The Beerdorado was finally there in the horizon and a strange strength pushed the tired runners to ignore every spiky bush and every cow shit found on their path to join the others around a refreshing cooler. Great job S&TC! Genghis took over to take the FRBs somewhere I don't know down again, while the GM and a pack of the wankers faced an unknown hill to climb. Quick fix showed great skills at climbing but that wasn't not enough to ensure a secure and mainly short come-back to the circle. Our wise Caligula asked desperately a friendly local shepherd who helped as much as he could with vague signs towards the top of the hill. Anyway, we all together managed to understand and follow our climber instincts. Some minutes later, almost everybody was there waiting for the show to start. Frankenstein Jr. already started the party. He filled a huge mug of beer and got himself set for the circle. A Woman and a Half cared greatly for the Hash Splash, MPFree had his GM 10min but he was to threatening to the RH3 savings when screamed "FREE BEER FOR EVERYBODY!" no choice for our dear Bodyguard but to call him back to the circle . Great trick MPFree!! J Tsunami, charged most of us who had not been attending Wet & Wild's and Under Construction's performance and we deserved "They're the meanest ..." song !! That same day Just Martina became human thanks to Bodyguard who made her a Harriette and from now on, she'll be known in her great family as "ishishussinfikishusss@@##xx" ... Yeah! Hard to recall, but never mind, we'll let you know more about it later and keep you updated about how to say it! Time went by very quickly, after Moulay Bousselham announcement, then Clean Pants found himself awkwardly inside the circle for the Swing Low song. Traditionally, it's a sign of a hash ending and a great hash promising the very next Saturday. ON ON! Clean Pants ___________________________________ Next Hash #1449 : Sat. 11th 2013 Venue: Camel Trophy Hares: Bodyguard & Compost.

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Run #1446 GOLF COURSE #1 Apr 20, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1446

RUN : # 1446 DATE: 20.04.13 Venue: Mimosa Gathering TIME:  2:00 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: Elvis, Skippy, Thieving Bastard, Sex and the City, Professor Pepperoni Last Saturday's hash run was set at Mimosa site in memory of our beloved hasher Mimosa. As expected a large crowd of hashers turned up for this special occasion. Once everyone had circled up and before the hares explained their trails, Bodyguard asked for a minute of silence in memory of Mimosa. Hares then had an opportunity to describe the run and walk. The run was presented as a technical challenge run that Mimosa would have loved to set herself. Hares did explain that they had to look for 5 continuous marks to find the right trail. Runners couldn't find the trail after the first roundabout and that was just the beginning of a long process of looking for The right trail. They came across an area in the forest where flour marks were everywhere on the trees and the challenge of course was to find the right trail. Well none the hashers couldn't manage, so the hares had to lead them onto the right path. This tricky part was dubbed as the U Turn roundaboutÉ very clever from some supposedly half minded hashers! The run took them deep in the forest where they had to cross a wild boar Jacuzzi but thank God minus the wild boars! By the time runners reached the Beer Stop where wankers were already waiting for them most had bloody legs. After a well deserved rest runners took off again and well wankers followed slowly behind. All made it back to Mimosa site which was under guard by two mounted police officer! Beer didn't seem to be a problem for them so coolers were open. The hares and other hashers passed around two bowls filled of delicious snacks. Then it was time to circle up and all the present hashers managed to form a circle with Quick Fix and Wet n' Wild doing the hash splash. Bodyguard asked all 5 hares to the circle so every single hasher could give one word to describe the run or walk. All had very interesting things to say especially in regard to the highly technical trail for the runners. Anyway the hares did a great job and they deserved their down down. Two newbies were introduced. Just Soufiane who came with Sexless and Just Adel who came with Vagina Monolgue. It was time then to welcome back all the returnees. Bestiality, Thieving Bastard and Skippy that we don't see often enough were there of course for this very special hash run. On On!! We also welcomed back Compost, Genghis Khan, Huckleberry Hyatt, Woman and a Half, Sexless who came all the way from Tunisia to attend the hash ball and be with us of course. As you all know the previous Saturday was our Annual Hash Ball and one award recipient wasn't present that night. Big On On to Genghis Khan who won for Hare of the Year even though MPFree seemed not to entirely agree with thatÉ The other Award Recipient were also called to the circle. Bodyguard for Hasher of the Year, Vagina Monologue for Best Hash Name, Frankenstein Jr for Best Misbehavior, Quick Fix for Best Dressed at the Hash Ball, Frankenstein Jr and I did for Best Hash Event. There also a down down for all present hashers who helped out with the organization of this year's Hash Ball: Wet n' Wild, Quick Fix, MPFree, Bodyguard, Gyros, Compost, Frankenstein Jr, Designer Pussy, Sex and the City, I did it. Some hashers were just too talkative and had to spend some time in the circle. Horny Parker was definitely one of them. And then it was time for all the accusations in the world. MPFree might have been the first one to accuse or to be accused. Genghis Khan was also on the list and so were more hashers but with that many hashers it ain't an easy task to remember it all. Announcements: Moulay Bousselham weekend on May 18th. Register early! More to come shortly on the weekend's program and fee. Swing Low led by MPFree was performed to end the traditional circle for this run in memory of Mimosa. Since it was warm day, hashers stayed to consume more beer. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1447 DATE: 27.04.13 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, I did it Directions: D. OUED YKEM. Take the beach road (route cotière) to Temara Plage/Alternatively take the highway and get off at Ain Atiq exit and make a left on coastal road.. Just after the Oued Ykem Bridge, but before the Kasbah Hotel Complex, turn left at the sign “Shkirat 6 km”. Continue a few hundred meters and go left into the forest. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1445 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Apr 13, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1445 DATE: 13.04.13 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME: 2:00 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hare: Bodyguard On the day of the Hash Ball the run always starts at an earlier time so hashers have plenty of time to get ready for the evening's event. This means of course that hashers need to show up earlier than usual for their traditional Saturday afternoon hash run/walk. Some of them missed the memo and were either late or very late… The sole hare didn't set any trails; therefore it was a live run and live walk for Golf 3 hashers. Runners along with the hare took off for their live run and left behind the walkers to fend for themselves. MPFree and I did it stumbled across the group of walkers doing their live run and met up with Caligula and Bob the Builder close to Golf 3 site. Those two had lost the pack of runners. All hashers including late comers regrouped at the circle for some well deserved beer. Because of the evening's event GM asked hashers to circle up. This was slightly delayed as most hashers were attending to Big Dog's car which car alarm decided to have a mind on its own and refused to turn itself off! The hare got into the circle for his rating. Not everyone agreed but overall it was a good live run. T Bread apparently lead the runners on their extravagant run and could have been a hare as well. No newbies but definitely some late comers split up in several categories. Laidback and Big Dog were in one; the category of the very late comers. Big Dog who fell into that category couldn't have his down down as too he was too busy attending his ailing car. Hot Rocks fell into the category of the late comer who saw the runners while driving, left his car behind and caught up with them. Last but not least, we had MPFree, Quick Fix and I did it who because they had to carpool arrived too late and missed the run with the other runners and at least for I did were not so pleased. Caligula called to the circle MPFree, T Bread, Bodyguard, I did it for the accomplishment of having run the Rabat half marathon the previous Sunday. Quick Fix joined them for the down down for being at the Finish line and providing them with cheering and oranges. On On to all them. I did it was called several times to the circle but one of them was for the accusation of not quitting her bitching of having missed the run with the runners. A late comer is a late comer…. Painisus in the Neckisus was accused of being a low profiler. Vagina Monologue had an On Down for being our Hash Splash and for doing a great job. She also supported I did it by explaining that relentless bitching was a French national sport. A dog suddenly showed up in the circle that looked like Plouf, Snigornika and Boris' dog. This was confirmed when Snigornika arrived looking for Plouf. She had of course a down down for that. Just afterwards Boris showed up as well. Is it possible that a dog can sniff beer?? There were more accusations but after Hash Scribe had at least 4 down downs herself the memory started to go… Announcements: Hash Ball in the evening Hashers with trophies, you can bring your trophy on Saturday so we can add your name to it. Swing Low was performed to end the traditional circle and few more beers were consumed before hashers went home to get ready for the hash ball. HASH AWARDS distributed during the 2013 Hash Ball. Here's the list of the winners. Congratulations to all the winners. Hare of the Year: Genghis Khan Hasher of the Year: Bodyguard Run of the Year: Run 1404 at Caligula and Chef de Cuisine's house Best Hash Event of the year: Volubilis Best Hash Misbehavior: Frankenstein Jr Best Hash Name of the Year: Vagina Monologue Two Awards hashers didn't vote on were given out by the mismanagement at the hash ball. Best Dressed Hasher: Quick Fix Worst Dressed Hasher: Laidback The mismanagement would like to thank everyone who attended this Year's Hash Ball. A special thank you to all of you who helped with the organization of this event: Chef de Cuisine, Clean Pants, Bodyguard, Wet n' Wild, Caligula, MPFree, Compost, Quick Fix, I did it, Gyros, the decorating committee, hashers who gave gifts for the tambola…. A big thank you to Gyros who was our DJ all night long and who made hashers danced until the wee hours of the morning. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1443 SIDI YAHIA ZAER Mar 30, 2013 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1443 DATE: 30.03.13 Venue: Ain Halouf Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Woman and a Half, Pink Flamingo and Just Amina On a beautiful spring day, hashers drove to Ain Halouf hash site without getting lost this time. Last hasher to arrive was our beloved GM. Once he got there we circled up and hares explained their set-ups for runners and wankers trail. I believe Mother Hen stayed behind to watch the cars. Runners made it first to the beer stop to find an overzealous Ghalia asking every runner if they were opting for water or beer. Lucky for her some settled for beer. Runners left the beer stop without even seeing the wankers in sight. Could it be possible that they were actually lost? On their way back Sex and the City and a few hashers screamed On On when they spotted a flour mark. What they got in return did surprise them all; a nearby donkey maybe heard his name and "hee-hawed" back at us very loudly. The run took the runners through blooming trees and fields filled of spring flowers. Back at the circle Wet n' Wild gave clear instructions to smash the beer cans as they were part of a very important project for the Hash Ball… Most hashers did comply with the instructions and Wet n' Wild was able to go home with lots of beer cans. She did prefer the green looking ones but I assume there was also plenty of red looking cans in there. Must now attend the Hash Ball to see what these beer cans are for. After lots of snacks were passed around it was time to circle up. GM called the hares to the circle and thanked them for setting the trails but did point out that a harriette should not set a trail on her own. Yes that's right and GM is always right. Guys?? Its' also worth to mention that Frankenstein Jr was there but not as a hare but as a babysitter… Several hashers rated the runs and it was all thumbs up for the hares. Wet n' Wild introduced the two returnees. Welcome back to Painisus in the Neckisus, Pussy cat Dolls (will never get that name!) and Hot Rocks, two hashers that we hadn't seen in a long time and the third one that should come often. Happy to have them all back. There was also plenty of returnees among the younger crowd. Wet n' Wild welcomed back Just Ghalia, You Love Me, 911, Walky Talky, Pink Flamingo. The late comer of the day was Big Dog that arrived a tad too late to keep an eye on the cars this time. GM called back the hares that had set the walkers trail and accused them of getting lost on the way to the beer stop. Apparently they were unable to sport the flour marks. That required a Down Down. Gyros had an On Down for collecting a flower bouquet for Mother Hen. I did it asked T Bread to come into the circle for his Birthday down down. All sang him Hashy birthday. TBread and Hot Rocks a Down Down for being too competitive. No hash competition! Sex and the City even wondered if they had really taken the right trails as those two didn't have muddy shoes. According to them they were just a bit smarter than the other hashers. Professor Pepperoni got an accusation because he let the harriettes set the trails on their own as he was supposed to be a hare as well even though that would have made 4 hares which is one too many. Any way the argument in his defense was Gyros! Gyros had a swarm of honeybees that had to be rescued. Both got a down down. Wet n' Wild accused some of the wankers to be short cutters and to not follow the set trail. MPFree was accused of not stopping at the cars on the way back as it is regular procedure. Once you see the cars you stop, that is it! His argument was that he was training for the Rabat ½ marathon. There was a very indecent exposure during the circle when Bob the Builder's son or nephew (can't remember which one) put down his pants and peed right there butt naked. GM called Taco Salad for his farewell. He just joined us for two hash runs but it felt like he belonged to the RH3. Good luck to him and until next time… Finally Frankenstein Jr was given his two minutes for his moment of fame. He had been begging poor GM to allow him to get into the circle. Not sure what was said but it was funny as usual. Announcements: I did it talked about this year's Hash all on Saturday April 13th. Fee is 350 dh/adult. More to come in emails regarding this event, the need of volunteers to collect gifts for the raffle, to help out with the decoration… Last day to register for hash ball is Wednesday April 10th Taco Salad, Big Dog and friends got in the circle for Swing Low. After which the usual group picture. Hashers stayed a while longer to enjoy a warm spring day. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1442 OUED YKEM Mar 23, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1442 (re-adjusted run number)

RUN : # 1442 (re-adjusted run number) DATE: 23.03.13 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, I did it We all know that warm, sunny weather draws hasher to come out on a Saturday but what about a lousy rainy, windy afternoon? First hasher to arrive was Under Construction and then one by one, Michiko, Pink Flamingo, Clean Pants, Just Phil, Ratatouille, GM, Vagina Monolgue, Brillantin, Sex and the City, Woman and a Half and Just Amina made it to Oued Ykem. Hashers circled up, hares got in the circle and explained what they did and didn't do. Michiko helped the hares by being in charge of the beer stop that he slightly missed at first with his car. Runners and walkers met up at the beer stop set up overlooking Oued Ykem beach with the sun out. Runners looked very muddy and wankers wondered where they had been through. There's always the welcoming ocean to clean up dirty running shoes which is what a few runners did. On the way back newbie Just Phil almost got bitten by a dog! All runners made it back to the circle even thought it seemed like a few of them took a short cut. Beer cans were then put into the cooler to chill and snacks were shared. Greedy school kids were chased away by Caligula and Big Dog because they started to throw rock toward us, cars and hashers barely got missed by the projectiles. While the sun was still out the circle was called up and hashers circled up. GM called the two hares in the circle for their rating. The general consensus was what happened to the trail? Ratatouille found himself leading the runners towards the Beer Stop; maybe the lack of flour was one reason! Rain can be blamed for that. MPFree ended up a stray hare who lost sight of the runners and went toward the wankers before changing direction to join runners. Big Dog who was the only late comer actually watched the cars as no one had stayed behind for that task. There was a newbie/visitor on Saturday. GM introduced Just Phil who goes by the hash name of Taco Salad whose Mother Hasher is the San Diego Hash. Under Construction joined him for a down down. The floor was then open to accusations. Hares were accused by Clean Pants of a trail without any flour for the runners. MPFree replied that the runners went the wrong direction. Sex and the City got accused of suddenly losing balance and getting a muddy shoe by stepping into and unseen pothole. Sex and the City did have an On Down for our GM but not sure why now. MPFree certainly had a down down for a hasher. It might have been for Under Construction and his unruly, wild looking hair. Announcements: GM announced this year’s Hash all on Saturday April 13th. Fee is 350 dh/adult. More to come in emails regarding this event, the need of volunteers to collect gifts for the raffle, to help out with the decoration… Under Construction, Sex and the City, I did it and Taco Salad closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Well and it’s not because the clouds were threatening with rain that die these hard hashers went home. They stayed to enjoy themselves and to drink their favorite beverage until pounding rain chasing them away. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1443 DATE: 30.03.13 Venue: New Eaux et Forts Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Michiko, Pink Flamingo, Woman and a half, Just Amina Directions: I. NEW EAUX ET FORETS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight past the turnoff to the Golf Course. Go past the “old eaux et forêts” site. Make a right at the intersection to go towards the Equestrian Center, then make a left almost immediately into the forest and follow the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1441 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Mar 16, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1440

RUN : # 1440 DATE: 16.03.13 Venue: Golf III Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bob the Builder, Under Construction, Quick Fix, Just Karim, Just Adam With Spring in the air on a beautiful warm day, hashers truly came out to support RH3 or just to enjoy the outdoors and see people. Whatever the reason it was good to see such a big crowd. Some were surprised to see that it had taken 5 hares to set a runners and wankers trail at Golf 3 but some hares were in desperate need of a hash name so what can be said! When we assumed that everyone had made it, Caligula called the circle and hares tried to explain their trails. Well for five hares supposedly working somewhat together they badly fell to properly mark the Beer Stop for everyone to be seen and bring enough water for all the hashers (eventually more water did arrive). Some runners and walkers found themselves way off trail but managed somehow to locate the Beer Stop. Hares got called to the circle and GM asked random hashers to give their opinion on the hares’ aptitude to set a trail. Even with a few hiccups, hashers got a great rating. GM pointed out that the flour marks were very visible on the trees (when they were on the trees…!) meaning that only Just Adam could have put the marks there! Wet n’ Wild had her hands full trying to pick out all the returnees. There were so many of them that hopefully no one is missing from the list. For various useless reasons the following hashers skipped the hash for far too long: Under Construction, Boris, Just Adam, Just Karim, Tsunami, Just Andres, Just Yas, I did it, Laid Back, Hot Salsa, "Pussy Dry Dolls" or something like that (someone is in dire need of a hash name makeover!), Karaoke Queen and friend, Vagina Monologue, Brillantin and possibly more hashers. Very late comers were Woman and a Half and friend, Sex and the city, Horny parker, Professor Pepperoni, Big Dog and Just Camille. Some late comers did join the hashers at the Beer Stop. SOB and Brillantin arrived just in time at the Beer Stop to find out that we had run out of water but not beer of course! Two newbies came last Saturday. Bodyguard introduced Just Yassine and Just Marie to the circle. GM called to the circle Laid Back, I did it and Just Karim. Laid Back had to explain the state of his shoes, I did it why she was knocked over by a chairlift as she was supposed to have her feet on the ground skiing and for Just Karim he had to explain what happened to him while attending the Hash in Thailand. Hashers running the circle back there made him sit bare ass on a block of ice!!! Anyone taking note of this? Bodyguard called two hares for a hash naming ceremony. Just Adam that has come on and off finally reached five runs and deserved a hash name. Just Karim was given on the spur of the moment an unofficial hash name at his first hash in Rabat and well needed to be renamed. From now on Just Adam will only be known to the hashers as High and Low. For Just Karim the name given to him back in January suited him perfectly. Bodyguard made it official and from now on Just Karim will be known to hashers as Litte Erection. On On to both for becoming "true" hashers. A few unruly hashers were called to the circle for a down down. GM actually got water bottle and started splashing anyone disrupting the circle. Quick Fix was single picked for being a low profiler. The floor was then open to accusations. Can only remember one of them though. MPFree tried to accuse Big Dog of wearing color mismatched shoes but when that failed (that was old news), he tried then to accuse him of wearing different shoe sizes but that failed also. In the end I'm not sure what Big Dog was accused of but he did get accused of something I believe. Announcement: GM announced that this year's Hash Ball and Moulay Bousselham hash weekend were coming up and more will be said about these events very shortly. Mismanagement meeting open to all hashers at the AMC on Wed March 20th at 19:45. Under Construction, the newbies closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Since it was a warm evening out, hashers stayed until all the beer was drank and hopefully all paid for. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big saturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1441 DATE: 23.03.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1438 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Feb 23, 2013 Clean Pants

Rabat Hash House Harriers

Rabat Hash House Harriers HASH TRASH HASH RUN #1438 Kamel (aka Kemal) Trophy Sat. Feb 23rd 2013 Hares: MPFree & Bodyguard At 3:00 PM no hares were onsite. I‘ve double checked my email to confirm I was at the right location. Soon Compost, Bob job, Bob the Builder and Boob Job soon showed up and wiped away all doubts. Some other hashers found it hard to follow the directions but finally made it with some external phony support: ask Wet & Wild and Just Alice for details. Around 3:40 a quite respectable group gathered in circle with our dear GM who also made it despite of forgotten reasons he told us. Hares explained that it’ll be a live Run/Walk. And what a run!! Mr Bodyguard and Compost led the runners through different landscapes and ground shapes at a reasonable pace, and then, slowly decided to uncover their FRB personality. Bob The Builder and Just Alice were wise enough to escape at the right time of the run to join our wankers fellows. MP Free and Clean Pants overcame their laziness by following determined runners through muddy and slippery fields. We lost MPFree from the radar for a while, but after some minutes of careful search, he was seen taking a shortcut and heading to the beer stop  In the remaining path to the beer stop, it was Clean Pants’ turn to be lost. Compost stepped back and waved at the right time to show the way! “Ooooof!!!” Clean Pants says. On On Compost! Wankers were already at the beer stop having all kind of conversation while enjoying the holly liquid from a fancy cooler brought by W&W. Pushed by some kind of motivational event, Bodyguard called runners to hit the dirt road again to the gathering point. This time all runners had a great achievement feeling when they made it safely to the circle. Once Harriettes and hashers were complete, we had a chance to welcome a newbie, Just Alice, to the most prestigious group on earth. Horny Parker , A woman and a Half, Frankenstein Jr, Bob Job and Bob the Builder were accused several times and actually almost everybody found a reason to accuse everybody that awesome day, even NineOneOne!!. Then came the time to sing the Hashy Birthday song to Mr. Bodyguard celebrating his 23rd anniversary! MAAAAN I thought he was only 19! That explains all the liveliness, cheerfulness he had to run this much! After the traditional Swing Low, MpFree ensured everybody is in his group picture with a tiny full moon above our heads. We had a great time singing hash songs drinking beer and swallowing tons of chips: we had no choice; we felt cold and were starving badly Frankenstein Jr. managed to light up a great campfire with such a skill that it’s been hard to quit until the hunger-call led some of us to enjoy a great abundant meals and drinks in honor of Bodyguard’s birthday. Hashy Birthday Hasher! On On! Clean Pants

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Run #1435 Ain Halouf Feb 9, 2013 I did it

RUN : # 1435

RUN : # 1435 DATE: 09.02.13 Venue: Ain Halouf Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Boris and Boris Ain Halouf is a great Hash site that is not used often enough. Not going there too often also means that hashers actually need to read the directions they've been provided with... The only expected hasher that could not be on time for the start of the run was Ah Yeah whose car broke down with a failing water pump or something of that sort. After waiting long enough for hashers, the circle was called and Boris the hare explained his trails. Runners came across the Beer Stop a tad too early. Michiko was already there waiting for everyone but Boris asked him to stay put until runners ran a bit more and walkers showed up. Runners lost the trail and by the time they reached the beer stop again they had also lost Caligula and Bob the Builder. Not sure if the walkers found the beer stop or not but all hashers did make it back to the circle which was the ultimate goal. Hashers were treated by a delicious drink made especially by Gyros for us. Not sure of the ingredients but it tasted very good and we all wanted some more. Wet n' Wild shared spring rolls to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Thanks all for the delicious snacks and drink. We all circled up and Boris the hare got rated for his hard work. Some were hashers impressed, some less but overall it was a perfect rating. FRBs were TBread and Elvis. Sex and the City and MPFree were accused of shortcutting the second half of the trail. There was a big on on for Crooked Willy who decided to run and made it all the way to the Beer Stop! Wet n' Wild introduced the only returnee but it was a very special returnee. A big On On to Skippy who had been away from the hash for over 3 years. All were really pleased to see her and we hope that she won't wait another 3 years to make an apparition. Caligula introduced baby Jut Yasmine as a newbie. She seemed oblivious to all the attention she received. And if you weren't there last Saturday, she's Bob the Builder and Bob Job's daughter. Big Dog was a late comer and so was Ah Yeah but he had the excuse for having car problems at least. Gyros got a down down for just being there at the circle! Who else gets down down for that? Caligula called to the circle for an accusation, Bodyguard, Michiko and I think someone else for not reading the directions and for getting lost. According to some hashers it was one of the rare times that the directions actually made sense! No we don't hash yet in Rommani. Two hashers were called by Bodyguard to come forward for having reached milestone runs. The first one was Wet n' Wild who had reached 25 runs with the Rabat Hash. The second hasher was Elvis who has reached the amazing milestone of 700 runs with RH3. Yes you heard it right! A big On On to him but more important what do you receive for that many runs? All hashers who started running with RH3 back in the 80's and 90's got to share a down down with them. Pink Flamingo was called to the circle so hashers could wish her a very hashy birthday. She had the option of beer for a down down which tried but not to her liking. Quick Fix, Vagina Monologue and Chef de Cuisine were all three accused of keeping a low profile. Yes even Vagina Monologue... Tsunami called all hashers sporting shorts to come inside the circle. TBread was the only one who got a down down. Something to do with his body hair that impressed the ladies... Bodyguard reminded hashers that hash gear must be worn during the run but also at the circle. He called MPFree to the circle who was one of the hashers running in fancy outfits. Some harriettes got accused of hiding themselves behind gigantic sunglasses when the sun was already out. Horny Parker is the one who got the down down for that. Frankenstein Jr had a down down for I did it and MPFree who had both spent some time at the hair salon. Announcements: Azrou Valentine's weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Don't forget to bring something red to wear for the hash run but also Saturday evening. Elvis and Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Hashers gathered firewood to light a bonfire that actually worked this time. They kept warm round the bonfire while drinking their favorite beverage. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1436 – Valentine's Run in Azrou DATE: 16.02.13 Venue: Auberge Berbere in Azrou Gathering TIME:  12:30 pm Special drink offered but it's a surprise Special attire: Red – Please wear something red in honor of St Valentine's Day Hares: Purple Rain and I did it Valentine's party on Saturday evening. Music by DJ Gyros. Folkloric group will be performing as well. Must wear something red for the special evening. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1434 CACTUS Feb 2, 2013 I did it

RUN : # 1434DATE: 02.02.13 Venue: New CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run...

RUN : # 1434DATE: 02.02.13 Venue: New CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Hanane and Calamity JaneAlways good to know that whether rain or shine hashers still go hashing. New Cactus being a relatively new hash site we waited for the so-called late comers to show up or the ones that rarely come on time.Hashers seem to be delighted to see some people not seen in a long, long time. It was certainly great that so many hashers came last Saturday for a hashy fun afternoon.Once it looked like we had everyone and before the sky really opened up hashers circled up and hares got in the circle to explain trails that were not set but with a beer stop of course. Sex and the City lead the runners who quickly split up in two groups. All runners met and rested for a few minutes at Golf III. Too bad this is not where the beer stop was. Things got a bit dicey and first group lost sight of the second group. Compost lead the first pack back towards the circle with a detour via the beer stop site that was empty. When they finally reached the circle hashers were waiting for them including the first pack of runners. It was time to add on layers of clothing, dig into the snacks especially those delicious little palm tree shaped cookies and of course beer. The circle was called and hares got in the circle for their rating. It was difficult to give a rating to trails that were not set but runners liked the live run and I assume so did the wankers. On On to them.Wet nÕ Wild got in the circle to introduce the newbie Just Andreas who came with Always. Hope to see him and Always again soon.There was a special returnee/visitor last Saturday. Everyone was delighted to see Calamity Jane who was in Morocco visiting. Other returnees were Always, Chef de Cuisine, Bob the Builder, Bob Job, T Bread, Just Linda, The Shepherd, Lemon Tree, Brillantin and Vagina Monologue who is back! Yep thatÕs right.Elvis was the only latecomer.Bodyguard and GM got accused towards the beginning of the circle of dominating the crowd by standing on a mound that stood above all other hashersÉCaligula called to the circle hashers who had ran the previous Sunday the Marrakech half marathon. He first called MPFree and Quick Fix for a great accomplishment. He then called Compost, I did it, Bodyguard, T Bread who all ran the half marathon with great time. On On to all of them.Then it was time for the awaited hash name ceremony for Just Hanane. She had advocated for her own hash name but everyone knows that no one choose his, her name. After some deep soul searching a team came up with the perfect hash name for Just Hanane. From now on sheÕll only be known to hashers as ÒA Woman and a HalfÓ. On On to her. A Moroccan expression is behind her hash name but donÕt ask me which one!We sadly had to say hash farewell to our visitor Calamity Jane, but also to Sexless and Just Karim or Little Erection who are leaving Morocco for now.Frankenstein Jr was accused by Tsunami of keeping a low profile. He was very low profiler indeed.A Woman and a half, Sex and the City, Horny Parker and Elvis were accused of being unruly and loud.There were plenty of accusations and all very good and funny.Calamity Jane accused Bodyguard of delaying the hares, which explained the live run and walk for the wankers by keeping them up way too late.Tsunami, MPFree, Wet nÕ Wild other hashers had accusations that all deserved down downs.There was an on down for Lemon Tree and The Shepherd who got engaged while on vacation in Egypt. A big on on to them.Announcements:Azrou ValentineÕs weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Possibility to book only one night. Rooms still available but going fast. Just send out an email to let us know that youÕre coming.DonÕt forget to bring something red to wear for hash run but also Saturday evening.Wet nÕ Wild announced that the Marine House was open on Sunday even to watch the Super Bowl.Elvis and Calamity Jane closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low.Firewood was then gathered and a bonfire was lit by Premature Ejaculation and Out Of Order to warm up hashers. Cold beer is nice but doesnÕt keep you warm in winter!Reminder to all hares:TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials.2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer.4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind).RUN : # 1435DATE: 09.02.13Venue: Ain HaloufGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: BorisDirections:G. AIN HALOUF /Sidi Yahia Zaer. TakeÊ route des Zaers, goÊpast the turn-offÊfor the Golf Course, past the Gold Horse Riding Stables, and about 5km or so, beyond that youÕll see a large sign on your right for Sidi Yahia Zaer. Turn right immediately following it and stay on the pavement. When you come to the forest, shortly afterwards, look left and/or right (but not at the same time) for the flour.On OnScribe: I did it

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Run #1433 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jan 26, 2013 Clean Pants

Rabat Hash House Harriers

Rabat Hash House Harriers HASH TRASH Hash Run #1433 Rain has stopped, and the sun showed its best rays that day. 13 Hashers poured in, challenging a muddy dirt road leading to golf 3. The others preferred going to Marrakech for a semi-Marathon or even a full 42Km marathon!! ON OOOOON! en passant. anyways, let's get back to the other set of half-minded led by a GM and an extraordinary Gengis Khan who made it finally against all odds to set and manage a strange runners and wankers trails and be haring both of them at the same time!!! Never happened before, did it?[[Image:]] Once hashers rounded in circle, the hare tried to explain his new way of setting a trail, but please don't blame me if I cannot report this with high adherence to facts and Genghis's sayings for the philosophical aspect of the explanation...you know him huh!? Don’t ya? Finally we split in two groups and hit the trails no matter what. the hare went with the runners and showed them the first part until they cannot loose their way through the scratchy-bushy-wood (yeah some like it like this it seems) and where the flower is easily found on trees at a strange height while the hare suddenly disappeared to show up out of nowhere some minutes later and meet the runners again doing a worm procession to the beer stop! Amazing we also had a beer stop: Thanks Michiku & Pink flamingo!! During one of those beer stop discussions, two late comers, Purple rain and Tsunami, found their way to join us at the right timing and walked back with the pack to celebrate the tradition in the circle where another late comer, Elvis also joined for a late comers down-down beer; BUSTED!! :D Our respectful GM was wondering how the usual FRB Sex & The City and again Elvis were not with the Marathon pack!? as no valid reason could come out of the two hasher's brains, a warm down-down beer was deserved for not satisfying our GM's curiosity!! That's too bad, you could have come up with anything guys!!! A big On Down for the hare for setting such philosophical trail and unexplained way of putting the flower on trees, where it was initially Frankenstein Jr turn to set it: flu had no mercy on him that Saturday! Get Well soon Frankie! Azrou trip announced to hashers by Purple rain; Next Hash surprisingly set at Caligula's (the GM himself did not know) by Sex & The City, Horny Parker & Chef de Cuisine and Co... Finding so many insane accusations between each other until finishing the beers, we ended up by deciding to have funny and expert Swing Low from Elvis with a group picture as a bonus. As the temperature went down, Out of order and some of us made several attempts to light up a campfire, with no success! Folks kept talking, talking until they couldn't stand the cold, so we just called to hit the road back home. ON ON! Clean Pants

Penned by Clean Pants • Run #1433 (Jan 26, 2013)

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Run #1432 CACTUS Jan 19, 2013 I did it

RUN : # 1432DATE: 19.01.13 Venue: CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Tim...

RUN : # 1432DATE: 19.01.13 Venue: CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan, Elvis, Huckleberry Hyatt, Winx ClubThe combination of strong wind and rain can make for an interesting hash depending on whether or not hashers like this weather. Hares had a bit of hard time to set the trail but did arrive at the hash site before other hashers. Hashers arrived one at a time. After waiting long enough it was decided that it was time to call up the circle. Still nice to see that roughly 15 hashers turned up to go hashing regardless of the weather forecast for the afternoon.Hares got the circle and couldnÕt explain the trails since there was no trail! Live run for runners and live walk for the wankersÉand no beer stop of course.Hares shied away from the runners trail and let Compost and Bodyguard take the lead instead.All took off and met again later on back at the circle where our hares Huckleberry Hyatt and Genghis Khan were patiently for hashers to come back.To hashersÕ disarray they discovered that ice was not on the hares grocery list last Saturday and therefore the beer was warm! Perfect for Hash Plash but thatÕs about it.As the rain started again, the circle was called up and hares got in for their rating. So much for a rating as it was more a list of things that had gone haywire: hares calling hashers to see where thing were and what to get, no trail, warm beerÉ Regardless they were thanked for ensuring there was a hash run that Saturday. On OnMPFree introduced the only true newbie, Just Karim who came with Sexless and explained us in detail why he was in Rabat and hashing on rainy day.Then there was a returnee or a newbie depending on oneÕs perspective. According to Bodyguard it was a newbie but according to Just Hanane she was a returnee with a Hash name ÒXenaÓÉ Wherever lies the truth, we were happy to have her amongst us.A true returnee was Ratatouille that we hadnÕt seen since Merzouga.GM and Oliver Twist were late comers.Then various hashers were called to the circle and given a couple of minutes each to be GM for the moment. Compost, Ratatouille, Sexless, MPFree, Genghis Khan and a few more. No idea what they did but it was great.Bodyguard had an inspiration and called Just Karim to the circle. He came up with the idea that Just Karim deserved a hash name (yes some people have the power to bend the rules and do so without consulting our RA Wet nÕ Wild who could have given him a mouthful). Based on an observation (curious to know from whom) Just Karim was named just like that ÒSmall ErectionÓ! He wonÕt forget his first hash run ever.Elvis and MPFree got accused of distracting the circle because they were playing with or comparing their cell phones. What is it with guys and their toys?Genghis Khan accused Sexless of not using his regular sporty car but of driving instead a teeny tiny non descriptive red car almost too small for his frame.Sex and the City, Horny Parker and ÒXenaÓ were accused of disrupting the circle.I did it was the only person it seems that have failed through the cracks of accusations. Huckleberry Hyatt our Hash Splash for the day and GM joined her for a down down.Announcements:First announcement was for Azrou ValentineÕs weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Possibility to book only one night. Please read emails sent out for more info regarding this hash event.2nd announcement was regarding the AMC closed on Jan 23rd but Wet nÕ Wild kindly opening her house on that evening so hashers have somewhere to socialize during the week.Elvis closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low.Reminder to all hares:TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials.2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer.4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind).RUN : # 1433DATE: 26.01.13Venue: Frankenstein Jr and ?Gathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Mimosa (Golf 1)Directions:A. GOLF COURSE#1/MIMOSA: Take the route des Zaers and turn right toward the Dar es Salaam Golf Course. Just before the entrance to the Golf Course, go right and continue a few hundred meters. Watch for the flour marks.On OnScribe: I did it

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Run #1431 RESEVOIR / LAKE Jan 12, 2013 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1431

RUN : # 1431 DATE: 12.01.13 Venue: Reservoir Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Quick Fix, Sexless and Out of Order Cars poured in at the site and found that there was very limited place to park them. Don't know how but all cars managed to find a spot in that very small area near the tree. Sort of on time the circle was called and hares described the trails with roundabouts, beer stop... Off everybody went and to everyone's surprised who went in the opposite direction of the usual run "set-up" at Reservoir. This was a nice welcoming change. Bob the Builder who hadn't been running in a long time was soon left behind but persevered nonetheless and didn't give up. Runners and wankers and to go a very steep hill and some hashers slowed down considerably. All found the beer stop except for I did it who sort of missed the turn off (arrow being on the left-hand side!). Hashers admired the beautiful view of the lake at the beer stop. Some runners chose to join the wankers crowd on the way back to the circle. Not all runners seemed to have followed the same trail but in the end all met again at the tree. Upon returning to the circle runners and walkers discovered that more hashers had arrived. It suddenly almost felt like a hash family reunion. Before circling up, hashers put on layers to keep warm from the winter chill. Painisus in the Neckisus volunteered or not to help out with the hash splash. GM called up the hares so they could get their rating. Don't recall the number but it was a good one even though they slightly struggle to get their act together. No newbies but last Saturday we saw lots of Returnees and especially a few of them that we hadn't seen in a very long time and it was great to see that they could join us. In no specific order returnees were Bob the Builder and Bob Job, Karaoke Queen, Maliboobs, Frog Legs and Just Karima or Mrs Frog Legs, Out of Order, Hot Rocks, Horny Parker, Premature Ejaculation, Painisus in the Neckisus. Chef de Cuisine and especially Wet n' Wild got a down down for actually running the first half of the trail. On On! Caligula accused Ah Yeah, MPFree and I did it of disrupting the circle with food! Thanks for the popcorn. That was delicious. We were treated to an interesting show by Sexless. Can't say it was a treat or that could differ from which hasher's point of view! Well Sexless in an overzealous mood to show is newly purchased (so we do hope!) Superman boxer shorts pulled down his pants in the middle of the circle! The show stopped there... Just Camille had down down for being a low profiler. Big Dog got an accusation from Ah Yeah for leaving behind his sunglasses the previous Saturday. Not sure what happened to the sunglasses but they were also broken.... Caligula called Bob the Builder and Bob Job to the circle for an accusation regarding how they had acquired a new car and what had happened to the previous one. Frankenstein Jr finally admitted that he was actually wearing brand new shoes and that they were not just pristine cleaned running shoes! He diligently complied with removing one shoe and having a down down out of it. More and more accusations... Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low to warm up shivering hashers. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1432 DATE: 19.01.13 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Elvis, Genghis Khan Directions: F. LES CACTUS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km ‚< dÆàeáàü œ¹@b…„$¦^À•ã÷„é²t#c®mOízëh4:hù$tôã¯Ò¡GdäU“VÌ:èî'MaÖúÃSœ¥hâÁŠðï‹?X•r¨+²!›Ç?H!î\XO¶¬$zÐ2–L4üºá€å÷èë¹A"‘V³ÀÉ-¼=w¡“¨Mz$·ì¢þâ&G÷üqÉ_]vo µ{Îûß¹ÊÚšüÀå^½}ÚGË“iw³õñö”ïJ—µ{ËA’nîDí&nýÅP¢çFú˜üd¬º÷êßêôá ECYgRÚ*pwˆtµ?½+Í›¨ªØLÿÚÿÇ]@6ö‚xèÅŸ¨«˜Y}gQíß> :-·Ó(£ÃåylñŽY æÜeHDR

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Run #1430 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jan 5, 2013 I did it

RUN : # 1430

RUN : # 1430 DATE: 05.01.13 Venue: Golf III Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan and Bodyguard Last Saturday marked the first run of the year for RH3 and lots of hashers came out to wish each other Hashy Happy New Year! Hares seemed to have barely finished setting the trails by the time hashers arrived and seemed to be very clean looking for hares. The circle was called and the two hares got inside to explain their strange set-up. Runners heard about the usual roundabouts but also about T Stop, which eventually puzzled them. One beer stop was announced for runners and wankers to meet up. Runners took off to find out very quickly that there had been a very severe shortage of flour. Elvis took the lead at times until Bodyguard seemed to remember that there was indeed a trail. Runners ran through thick bushes and I'm pretty sure some of them got bloody legs! Some exhausted runners met up with the wankers at the Beer Stop for a well-deserved break. Runners finished the trail and arrived back at the circle to see plenty of latecomers some not quite dressed for an afternoon hashing at Golf III but more to that later on. Once everybody made it back and before it got too dark hashers circled up. Quick Fix and I did it were Hash Splash for the day and very orderly filled out paper cups and beer mugs and paid little attention to anything else. GM called the hares in the circle for their rating. Bloody, no flour, T Stop??, short, long and many other words were used to describe the run and walk. Clean Pants reminded hashers to pay the beer they consumed in Merzouga and was left unpaid. Bodyguard reminded hashers that the previous hash been held in Merzouga. I did it was called to the circle for the organization. Purple Rain and Tsuanmi were called for almost not coming back from Merzouga and Wet n' Wild was called for bringing all the New Year's Eve goodies as well as the bubbly. Bodyguard was also thanked for being part of the organization. Just Hanane, Hot Salsa and Pussy Doll something... got a down down for disrupting the circle again. Hot Salsa and Just Hanane had had a similar accusation in Merzouga. Bodyguard called all the latecomers into the circle for a soda down down (no wasting precious Heineken beer on them!). All the latecomers except for Ah Yeah showed up were dressed in city clothes. Latecomers were Purple Rain, Tsunami, Professor Pepperoni, Little Bit, Big Dog, Just Noemie and Ah Yeah. There was not true newbie but Bodyguard properly reintroduced Just Hanane to RH3 who was present at the previous Hash in Merzouga. Returnees were Little Bit, Professor Pepperoni and of course our dear GM and Chef de Cuisine who did come back from the very wet land of Scotland. Bodyguard told hashers a story about some French couple staying somewhere in England. He himself eventually lost the thread of the story and not sure that we even heard the end of it. Anyway all of this was to thank I did it for the detailed hash trash from Merzouga's weekend. Hashers took a moment to look at the beautiful sunset. Caligula opened the floor for accusations. Sexless got accused again of trying to pass the FRBs but only managed to fall on the trail. Other accusations followed! Before Swing Low, mimosa drinks were passed around. Since it was a failed attempt on New Year's Day the last bottle of bubbly leftover from Merzouga was opened and put to good use. Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Firewood was then gathered for a bonfire, the first one of the year, to warm up hashers. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1431 DATE: 12.01.13 Venue: Reservoir (Technopolis side) Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sexless, Quick Fix and Out of Order Directions: B. RESERVOIR/LAKE: Take the autoroute to Tanger, go over  bouregreg river bridge. At the top of the hill, you will come across a big intersection with on your left a sign for “Sala Al Jadida” and on your right a sign for "Shoul" & Technopolis.  Make a right turn at the intersection towards Shoul. Go pass the entrance for Technopolis industrial park. Go down hill and follow the signs to the Barrage. At the bottom of the hill you'll turn left into dirt road and go until big single tree. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1429 MERZUGA Dec 30, 2012 I did it

lle, Zaalouk and Queen's Tongue to make it to Merzouga.

lle, Zaalouk and Queen's Tongue to make it to Merzouga. On Sunday hashers gathered on time on the terrace for Run 1429 through the sand dunes. Hares went back and forth decided whether or not setting a trail with flour ahead of the runners. It was finally settle that it would be a live run for the runners with a beer stop and a picnic back at the auberge. A sick Bodyguard dropped out of the run very quickly to meet up with the wankers. Hashers except for a struggling Bodyguard and Just Derya met at the top of the sand dune for a group picture. Last one to arrive to the top of the dune was Frankenstein Jr. All rand down the dune to the Beer Stop that the camel had carried over. Plenty of pictures were taken. Sexless tried to see if the camel was interested in a smoke but a not very appreciative camel declined! Local dates were passed around for snacks and beer was drunk of course. Back at the auberge hashers were served their well deserved picnic sandwiches outside on the terrace. Once we made sure that everyone had a full stomach hashers started to get organized for the circle. Compost and I did it called up the circle. In comparison to the large group of hashers present for the Hash Run it was a very small circle as several people just didn't show up. Overdrive lead the circle since Bodyguard was indisposed. The only hare left Compost was asked to get in the circle for the rating. After some very difficult math Compost got a 13 out of 14. On On to the hares. One newbie was present. We welcomed Just Hanane that we hope to see again. The other newbie was Just Derya from Turkey who couldn't make it to the circle. Returnees/Visitors were Watermelon who used to hash with RH3 and came to Merzouga to spend New Year's with the hashers, Just Caroline who came from Tarifa. Overdrive was more that just a visitor since he had set up Sunday's trail and led the hash circle too. Non present returnees were Purple Rain, Liz Taylor, Just Yas and Mrs MPFree. We understand that the walk was long and tiring so they were just resting. Frankenstein Jr dressed in full army gear barely finished the walk and couldn't keep his eyes open for the circle either. On On to the other hashers who were at the circle! Overdrive asked some hashers how it long it took them to drive to Merzouga, the average time being 9 hours. He then poked fun at Watermelon since Bodyguard wasn't there that it had taken them 48 hours. Queen's Tongue was accused of wearing office socks and so was Tsunami who unfortunately had left her true "hash socks" in her room. Chatty Hot Salsa and Just Hanane got asked to come inside the circle for a down down disrupting Overdrive's circle. MPFree had an accusation but Overdrive countered it MPFree got accused instead. Quick Fix called Gyros to the circle to count how many hash runs were on his t-shirt. Watermelon helped counting but not sure if we ever go the hash runs number. Sexless was accused of barely not making it to the top of the sand dune while the rest of the runners group was diligently waiting for him to arrive and making fun of him too of course! T Bread came to Merzouga with new running shoes and we all know what that means. Well yes T Bread baptized his new shoes by having a down down out of one of them. On On It was also mentioned that the run from the previous day was to help TBread eliminate all the vodka shots done at midday. Queen's Tongue called I did it for an On Down for organizing the Merzouga weekend. She in return also thanked the other half of the team Bodyguard for being part of the organization. Overdrive closed the circle with a prayer to the hash song with everyone on their knees. Ouch! On On to Overdrive for a great circle. Clean Pants had poured a tad too many down downs so the leftover was distributed among beer drinking hashers. Festivities had barely started for the evening. Some hashers sat together on the sand dunes to watch the beautiful sunset. Frankenstein Jr, Wet n' Wild, Queen's Tongue and I did it spent some time decorating our allocated area for the evening. Hashers gathered for dinner and the “reveillon” continued into the wee hour of the morning for plenty of hashers. Midnight was of course celebrated with plenty of bubbly and all the party favors brought there and also handed to us by some nice Spanish tourists. New Year's Day Mimosa Run didn't quite happen even though Queen's Tongue emerged from his bedroom fully dressed in shorts and running shoes ready for a run! We're happy to report that Bodyguard had fully recovered from his illness by New Year's Day and had more energy that anyone else present at breakfast. He tried to lead hashers into the song “Singing in the Rain” but very few could follow him. Threatening weather up north was the decisive point for skipping the Mimosa Run and sent hashers packing. Some stayed behind until the 2nd for a restive day and quiet evening. We learned among a few other things during this weekend that Frankenstein Jr made Clean Pants car sick on the drive to Merzouga. We also discovered over cocktails on Ratatouille and Zaalouk's terrace that we had another Hash Talent. We heard Queen's Tongue was practicing all the Hash songs in the shower! Must test him now…. A special thank you to Gyros for setting up the music for the successful New Year's Eve party. Everybody was very pleased including the Spanish tourists except the Japanese ones… Thank you to Wet n'Wild for bringing all the party favors, the bubbly and to hashers who helped in any way during that weekend. A thank you goes to the Auberge des Dunes d'Or's entire team for taking care of us. The last of the thank you goes to all 26 persons who made it to Merzouga for a memorable New Year's weekend. REMINDER: If you consumed Hash Beer and haven't paid for it yet this coming Saturday would be a good time to settle accounts. You can some of pics using the following links: https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/sredir?uname=109881840340639125279&target=ALBUM&id=5828856827990692129&authkey=Gv1sRgCIHnqresi6v4RQ&feat=email https://picasaweb.google.com/rabathash3/MerzougaPassage20122013?authuser=0&authkey=Gv1sRgCIP6hv7r6bS1Qg&feat=directlink Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1430 DATE: 05.01.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by I did it • Run #1429 (Dec 30, 2012)

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Run #1428 BLED DENDOUNE - KENITRA ROAD Dec 22, 2012 I did it

RUN : # 1428

RUN : # 1428 DATE: 22.12.12 Venue: Bled Dandoune Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Sex and the City, Just Valery and Just Colin On an almost spring like Saturday, hashers drove all the way to Bled Dandoune for some fun. Since the site is out of the way GM waited for hashers to arrive but eventually it was time to circle up. Hares got in the circle and explained that they had in store for the hashers. Runners arrived first at the Beer Stop and Ah Yeah and French Kiss welcomed them for them with the traditional beverages. After waiting for quite some time runners took off again for the 2nd part of the trail. Things got a bit dicey there as runners had to stay away from dogs and they completely got dispersed through the forest. All made it back in one piece to the circle to find Mother Hen diligently waiting for everyone to come back. 911 passed around candies,T Bread orange and Gyros olives. Thanks for all the snacks. Some played softball with equipment brought by Ah Yeah. No one got hurt! Then it was finally time to circle up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. Sexless complained about being chased by dogs. The hare leading the runners missed the trail and all had to turn around looking for the flour marks. Wankers must have had a good walk as the runners never managed to see them even at the beer stop. Sexless got a down down for wanting to be the Front Runner Bastard but in the end ran out of steam. Good effort nonetheless. FRBs were Elvis, Bodyguard and T Bread not necessarily in that order but they certainly left everyone behind them. Clean Pants called the returnees to the circle. They were Huckleberry Hyatt, Hot Salsa and Selwa who has a hash name but couldn’t find it anywhere. There was no newbie but Bodyguard reintroduced Just Linda to the crowd as he hadn’t been there for her first time with RH3. All the traditional questions were asked again. Tsunami was a very late comer who just arrived on time for the circle. Sleeping is not a good excuse to be missing the hash. There was down downs involving the old timers, can’t quite say old the geezers yet especially since there were ladies in the bunch. Bodyguard called to the circle Compost, Caligula, Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, Gyros and Mother Hen. Genghis Khan and Elvis should have been part of the crowd but they both left before the circle started. Mother Hen and Gyros got a special down down as they were able to stay for most of the circle. Then it was time for the hash naming ceremony of Just Valery and Just Colin. There were few names out there for them but eventually a final decision was made. >From now on Just Colin will be known as The Shepherd and Just Valery will be known to the hashers as Lemon Tree. Accusations were started by Frankenstein Jr who just couldn’t wait to tell us all about his accusation. Turned out he didn’t want to accuse someone of bad deeds but instead accused himself of doing something very bad the previous Saturday. Well the little voice in Frankenstein Jr’s head told him to hide the trash behind a bush instead of taking it with him and away from the forest. Apparently the little voice tormented him all week as he repented himself and told the hashers that he had been a very bad hasher! Of course it went on and on as we all know Frankenstein Jr but it was most definitely very funny. I believe that four hares got an accusation. MPFree tried to accuse himself for something that had happened months ago but that fell flat. An On Down was missed last Saturday. T Bread generously bought beer mugs for RH3. He actually fell sorry for the lack for beer glasses for down downs. A big On On to him for this generous gift. Announcements: New Year’s weekend in Merzouga is finally there Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced for January 2013. Before closing the circle Bodyguard made the hashers performed “My Name is Joe”. It was most welcomed as hashers needed to warm up a bit. Ah Yeah got in the circle and picked the two newly named hashers for Swing Low. On On!

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Run #1427 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Dec 15, 2012 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1427 DATE: 15.12.12 Venue: New Eaux et Forêts Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Frankenstein Jr, Sexless, Just Mehdi The second Hash run at this newish site and even though it was well marked a few hashers still couldn't find it! Hashers came in numbers on a sunny afternoon out in the forest. After waiting for enough hashers to arrive, GM aksed to circle up and hares explained their trails. It's worth to mention that Sexless spent quite some time marking the large circle with flour. After some brief explanations, runners and wankers went their own way. Runners arrived at the Beer Stop way ahead of the wankers so by the time all were there, runners were off again. Runners were well rested when the last of the wankers made it back to the circle. After some socializing it was time to circle up before it go too dark. GM called the three hares in the circle for their rating. They got an average mark as the run felt a bit like "déjà vu"! Late comers were Tsunami, Laid Back, Horny Parker and Ah Yeah who just arrived in time for the circle but still came. One newbie came with Just Valery. Sorry I forgot the newbie's name but I can say that she was from South Korea. Since Bodyguard kept a low profile last Saturday, GM called Tsunami to the rescue. Caligula gave her the task to come up with something special to surprise hashers. Tsunami decided on a male beauty pageant and picked 4 hashers. The lucky contestants were Queen's Tongue, Just Mehdi, Painisus in the Neckisus and Genghis Khan. Each had one of them had to do a little something to win the crowd over. First one to got was Just Mehdi who did an impressive backflip jump. Queen's Tongue unzipped his jacket to show that he was naked underneath (just his torso!), Painisus in the Neckisus showed something about his favorite football team; the FC Barcelona. Genghis Khan, the clown he is referred to himself as a sex symbol, "preleminaire" actions and lots of bla bla… It was then time to vote. Painisus in the Neckisus was first disqualified, and then was Queen's Tongue. The last word was for Tsunami and she announced it was a tie between Genghis Khan and Just Mehdi. On On to the two winners and to all four of them for being good sports and making hashers laugh. Sex and the City and Clean Pants had a surprise for everyone. They distributed chocolate goody bags that they had brought back from their Belgium trip. For once it looked like there would be no accusations. In the end MPFree accused Bodyguard of hiding the cooler for far too long. I did it called Caligula in the circle to wish Hashy Birthday to Oliver Twist who had turned 12 on December 12th. Since Oliver Twist wasn't present Caligula had down down in his name. Announcements: New Year's weekend in Merzouga. Last call for participants that haven't confirmed yet. Carpooling/Covoiturage highly suggested. A list will be put together to help hashers coordinate with one another. Check your emails for more details on New Year's weekend. Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced for January 2013 Ah Yeah got in the circle for several versions of Swing Low. On On! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1427 (Dec 15, 2012)

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Run #1426 HARHOURA FOREST Dec 8, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1426

RUN : # 1426 DATE: 08.12.12 Venue: Harhoura Forest Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ratatouille, Zaalouk, Clean Pants Even though GM and some hashers couldn't make it on Saturday, more than just a few hashers made it to Harhoura or at the least the ones that managed to get rides. From the parking lot, hashers moved into the park and circled up. Hares got in the circle for explanations about the trail. Runners got a clue that it was most likely going to be a long trail. Zaalouk stayed behind a few more minutes to wait for the last hashers to arrive. After what felt like many ks, most runners and wankers met at the beer stop. Sexless and MPFree never made it to the beer stop but they did make it back to the site in one piece. Coolers, beer and table were brought out and eventually it was time to circle. Hares got in the circle for their rating. Most runners seemed pleased with this very long run except maybe MPFree and Sexless that lost track for the flour marks. Walkers did like their trail. Late comers were called in the circle. Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, Horny Parker, Quick Fix had to explained themselves for their tardiness. We were happy to welcome two newbies on Saturday; Just Mehdi who came with Sexless and Just Linda who was told about hashing from Just Valery and Just Colin who unfortunately couldn't find a ride and didn't come. They got their down downs and do we hope to see them again. Returnees were welcomed back. Compost, Genghis Khan, Queen's Tongue and T Bread all had to tell us why we hadn't seen them in a long time. Genghis Khan took most of the blame for this one. Then it was time for accusations. MPFree certainly did accuse the hare for not well marking the trail and getting lost. Wet n' Wild accused the hares for the poor choice of beer stop that located just outside the Saoudi palace with gazillions of security cameras watching over hashers. Sex and the City got an accusation for not listening to Clean Pants and playing with French Kiss instead. Horny Parker was accused earlier in the circle for giving up her hare duty on that Saturday. Neckisus in the Painisus got a down down for being a low profiler. An accusation was forgotten from the previous Saturday which involved Sexless getting his car stuck in the muddy dirt road. Announcements: New Year's weekend in Merzouga.If you haven't said you were coming yet and are planning on attending please do so this week. Carpooling/Covoiturage highly suggested. A list will be put together to help hashers coordinate with one another. Check your emails for more details on New Year's weekend. Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced shortly. Suggestion coming from SOB: “"How 'bout a wicked end of the world party on Friday 21th or after the run Saturday 22nd if the world hasn't come to an end". Hash Event team? Ah Yeah and the newbies got in the circle for Swing Low. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1427 DATE: 08.12.12 Venue: New Eaux et Forets Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 2:30 pm Hares: Boris and ?? Directions: Directions needed please. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1426 (Dec 8, 2012)

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Run #1422 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Nov 10, 2012 RH3 Scribe

Rabat Hash House Harriers

Rabat Hash House Harriers Hash Trash Hash Run #1422 Venue: New Eaux et Forets Saturday, 10 November 2012 While our dear Hash Scribe, I Did It, is on a well-deserved rest from the mayhem and chaos of the RH3, there will be a series of guest Hash Trashers to document the events of our most beloved RH3. On Saturday 10 November 2012 we had the great joy of inaugurating a "new and wonderful" site: New Eaux et Forets. Well, while all of us could see the "forets" part, many of us were left wondering about the "eaux", but that it is for another time… Hashers gathered in the nonexistent circle (more on that later) to hear about the day's run/walk. Hares were Bodyguard, SOB, Winx Club, Huckleberry Hyatt, and Genghis Khan. After descriptions of 'partial live runs' and many roundabouts, Hashers set off on their way. Seems that there were some technical difficulties while setting the 1422 trail, but we know all about that from a recent hash at Mimosa. Hashers met up at the beer stop. And they drank some beers. And they ran/walked back to the "new and wonderful" site. While unusual that the walkers arrived back first at the site, they were left very, very thirsty because the beer was locked up in a runner's car!! You can't imagine how happy we were when the runners finally arrived back at the "new and wonderful" site. Hashy Birthday was sung to Sex and the City, Clean Pants, and WetnWild and for the very last time until next year. Latecomers, Just Frank, WetnWild, Under Construction, and Tsunami were called in into the circle. None of them had a good reason for their late arrival to this "new and wonderful site" except for Tsunami who wanted to make sure everyone else came first. For her selflessness, she got an extra big down-down. Then, the more serious charges were handed out. Bodyguard almost got the runners attacked by a massive band of street dogs. And for missing the best part of the run by returning to the "new and wonderful" site with the wankers after the beer stop, Sex and the City, Mr. DDA, UnderConstruction and one other hasher got to drink again. The best charge, however, came from WetnWild, who noted that the Hares, at this "new and wonderful" site failed to mark out the Hash Circle and put "1422" in flour in the middle. Even our honorable GM said that this was the perfect charge and then made WetnWild have a down-down instead of the Hares! She obliged, of course, always being the team player. Hashers (finally) circled up. First, the Hares enjoyed a down-down for this "new and wonderful" site and for setting a great trail, but not before Queen's Tongue delivered a long-winded soliloquy on "the beautiful trail with winding turns, and hills, and valleys….." Now we remember why we named him that…. Hashers were reminded of the New Year's Hash Event in Merzouga and Sex and the City was nominated as the Chairwoman for the Mr. DDA farewell party committee. We really don't want him to go…. While many songs were sung, we were treated to a French version of "Tiny Bubbles" led by SOB. And, Bodyguard gave us all a refresher lesson on the dance moves of "Swing Low". Then the "new and wonderful" site was officially marked with the traditional post-Hash bonfire. This week's run/hash : (17 November 2012, at 15h00) : Golf III , Hare : Compost. Any complaints about the accuracy of this Hash Trash should be directed to Clean Pants. Respectfully yours, On On, WetnWild Hash,Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1422 (Nov 10, 2012)

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Run #1420 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Oct 27, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1420

RUN : # 1420 DATE : 27.10.12 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City and Painisus in the Neckisus Golf 3 site always attracts plenty of hashers and last Saturday showed it again. Hashers arrived sort of on time except for one person: Bodyguard. While waiting for him GM designated Clean Pants to lead hashers in various songs but hashers lost momentum after the 2nd one and just kept looking at the road to see if they could see Bodyguard. Once he finally got there hashers gathered in a circle and hares explained the run and walk. Runners ran through scratchy bushes before finding the sandy trail. All met at the Beer Stop and protected themselves from the rain underneath pine trees (not great for a rain shelter). Back at the circle it was time to share snacks and drinks. The circle was called and hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. I was thumbs up from everyone. Bodyguard was called by GM in the circle to give an explanation about his lateness Tsunami introduced the welcome backs. We had no newbies but two of the returnees were people we hadn’t seen in about 3 years! Welcome back Just Frank and Just Fatima Zahraa. Tsunami also welcomed backs hashers that don’t come often enough: Sewbona and The Right Size. Bodyguard called in the circle hashers wearing a hood to protect themselves from the rain or beer maybe. Frankenstein Jr, Tsunami, Just Valie, Sex and the City, I did it got in the circle for some kind of rain dance performance all ended up inside Frankenstein Jr raincoat... There was an down for former GMEs. Why I don’t know but they did get in the circle. Then it was time to call Just Steve in the circle for his hash naming ceremony. Religious Adviser Wet n’ Wild introduced again Just Steve to everyone and disclosed his hash name. From now on Just Steve will only be known to the hashers as Queen’s Tongue. Last but not least when hashers only expected one hash name to be given last Saturday, Bodyguard called Just Adin in the circle. Turned out it was Just Adin sixth run and we all know that you get a hash name on your 5th run and by setting a trail. Oh well for Just Adin who had planned to set a trail the following Saturday as Bodyguard decided otherwise for him and give a hash name. From now on Just Adin will only be known as Sex Less. On On to both of them for becoming true hashers Then it was time for accusations. Bodyguard accused a few hasher of not wearing any Hash t-shirts. We have some awesome ones for sale so don’t be shy. Announcement: Merzouga New Year’s weekend. First headcount due on November 7th. Limited space so don’t be late. Halloween trick or treat for children on Halloween night at the American club Under Construction announced an acoustic concert performed by him at the Goethe institute on Oct 31st at 8:00 pm Wet n’ Wild announced the Halloween Party at the Marine taking place on Sat Nov 3rd. She also invited hashers for a pre-Halloween party drinks at her place on Saturday at 7:30 pm (I think...) We had a very special Swing Low performed by Sewbona. Hashers stayed at Golf 3 to enjoy the evening. Impossible to set a bonfire due to the rain but no matter what it was good time! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1421 DATE : 03.11.12 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm – Please be on time as there’s plenty going on that night :) Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni and Clean Pants LES CACTUS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km once past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, and continue until the forest and then bear right. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1420 (Oct 27, 2012)

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Run #1419 GOLF COURSE #1 Oct 20, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1419

RUN : # 1419 DATE : 13.10.12 Venue: Mimosa Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Wet n'Wild Hashers came in big number last Saturday with some returnees and newbies. The circle was called after the last few hashers showed up. Hares got in the circle. They told us due to some technical difficulties it would be a live walk for the wankers. A technical difficulty being a hangover! Hashers… Off everybody went, runners one way, walkers the other way. After a good run filled with roundabouts hashers met up at the beer stop that was set in the forest. Before heading back to Mimosa site, Bodyguard had hashers sing and move to My Name is Joe. All met again back at the circle. Runners had to take a slight detour as some unusually nervous on duty security officers told them they couldn't use the usual trail to go back to the circle. Hashers warmed up to some snacks and of course beer. Time to call up the circle and hares and hares to get in for their ratings. Before we moved to the business of calling in returnees, newbies… Bodyguard called in Can't Remember Shit for his Farewell. That's he's leaving us but won't forget us as he was handed over a RH3 t-shirts signed by many hashers as a farewell present to take back home to the US. We welcomed three newbies. Just Frank, Just Colin and Just ?? his girlfriend. For returnees we welcomed back Can't Remember Shit, Wet n' Wild, Just Houda, Just Adin. Twin Maker was the very late comer of the day. GM opened the floor to accusations. Hares got accused of choosing a beer stop where too much garbage could be sighted. Elvis got an accusation for two Saturdays ago when he couldn't make it on time because of as slight problem involving sand. Professor Pepperoni had an on down with him for being the savior. Just Houda was accused of bringing her own beer at the hash. I believe that Vagina Monologue, Tsunami and other hashers had accusations. Announcements GM announced a special trick or treat Halloween for children on Halloween night at 7:00 pm at the American Club. The next Hash event is New Year's weekend in Merzouga. Limited number of rooms available so book early. 350 dhm/adult full board per day. Then it was time for Swing Low performed by Elvis. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1419 (Oct 20, 2012)

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Run #1416 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Oct 6, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1416

RUN : # 1416 DATE : 06.10.12 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Caligula, Clean Pants I'd like to start this hash trash with a note regarding an event that too place during Run 1415 at the Reservoir. 400 dhm was stolen from the sale of hash t-shirts that afternoon! It unacceptable behavior for a hasher and we hope that whoever did it put the money to good use. All the money collected from selling t-shirts and hash gear, beer goes back into the hash to pay for t-shirts..., the purchase of beer, the organization of the hash ball, bbqs... Please be responsible. Hashers didn't seem to have forgotten about the time change but for some on the other hand they missed the announcement for the site change. Last Saturday was a big turnout with the usual hashers but also some returnees and newbies. Compost who was supposed to set the trail had a family emergency so Caligula and Clean Pants stepped to take over. When we assumed that everyone had arrived, the circle was called, GM and Out of Order gave their round of instructions about the run and walk. I'm pleased to report that all met at the beer stop but few runners arrived at same time. Whoever was responsible for setting the runners' trail definitely had a bit of fun. Most runners ran in circle in the forest not being able to find the flour to lead them out of the forest. No worries, GM saved the day and took runners safely out of the woods. Not sure what happened at the beer stop but none of the runners ran back to Golf 3. All walked back to be welcome at the site by the late comers. After plenty of time allowing hashers to catch with some long time no see returnees it was time to circle up. Hares got in the circle and I did it was asked to see how runners and wankers rated the trails. They got a big On On of course. Newbies of the week were Just Peter and Just Valie that were introduced by Clean Pants who couldn't quite remember how to do the introductions. On On to the newbies We welcomed back plenty of returnees. Tsunami who had been jet setting on the French Riviera, Always, Party Animal, Laidback, Under Construction, Professor Pepperoni, Out of Order Late comers were Peppe (see reason below), Laidback, Out of Order, Premature Ejaculation. It's worth to mention that for late comer there was also Elvis who couldn't stay for the circle. Elvis didn't see the updated site and went to Golf 2 but on the way there his car got stuck in the sand. After calling everyone on the planet Peppe answered and gave him a hand. On On to Peppe. We all sang hashy birthday to Laidback. If I remember well our famous MPFree reached the milestone of 200 runs. Then it was time of accusations...and there were accusations but none that stuck to my mind so sorry hashers who got accused! Some unruly hashers were accused of chatting too much. Announcements: Volubilis Hash Event with the traditional toga run on Saturday October 13th with a best costume contest. The hotel has a pool so bring swimming gear. Read your RH3 emails for more details on the weekend. 550 dhm/adult for the event. Non hasher: 660 dhm. We are collecting your money now. Friday night stay not included but at discounted price (to be paid at the hotel directly) Newbies got in the circle for the traditional Swing Low. As usual hashers lingered on forever. It got so dark that it was then time for the first bonfire of the season! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1417 DATE : 13.10.12 Venue: Volubilis Inn around the pool – TOGA RUN in costumes – don't forget the best costume contest Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Frankenstein Jr and... On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1416 (Oct 6, 2012)

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Run #1415 RESEVOIR / LAKE Sep 29, 2012 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1415 DATE : 29.09.12 Venue: Reservoir Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Mister Dos D'Ane, I Did It Not every Saturday is a look alike and last Saturday wasn't meant for fair weather hashers. We were happy to see so many die-hard or at all least all weather hashers came even though rain was definitely in the forecast. Once we thought all hashers had arrived, GM called the circle and hares gave a brief explanation of the run and walk. Michiko stayed behind to take care of the keys and Chef de Cuisine volunteered to do the Beer Stop. Everyone else took off hoping that the threatening clouds would hold up until at least the end of the run. No such luck as by the time hashers made it to the beer stop everyone was drenched except for Chef de Cuisine who was sitting in her car! Some hashers thought that they weren't wet enough and jumped into the lake. That's right! On On to Premature Ejaculation, Frankenstein Jr, Just Ilias and Just Btissam. Others felt like they couldn't wait for the slower runners or the ones that didn't short cut and made a beeline back towards the circle. We are talking of T Bread and First String. On the other hand others were not in a hurry at all to arrive at the Beer Stop. Caligula and Genghis Khan arrived there as most runners had already left. At least the way back to the circle was dry but muddy. Some hashers came with a change of clothes, others went for a blanquet or beach towels while some others just stayed wet but there was plenty of beer to warm everyone one up. The circle was called, hares got inside for their rating. Wet, muddy came back a lot but they got a big on on or so I think! There was one newbie that Wet n' Wild introduced and who came with Premature Ejaculation… Welcome to Just Btissam. Returnees were First String and Walky-Talky. Our two late comers Elvis and Just Zakia were also accused of skipping the beer stop. Too much in a hurry to get back to the circle. Milestone run for Premature Ejaculation who has reached 50 runs with RH3. On On Premature Ejaculation and Horny Parker were called in the circle for an accusation. Horny Parker accused I Did It of not knowing very well the wankers' trail. Mister Dos D'Ane and Just Martina also took an accusation. Frankesntein Jr, I Did It and Clean Pants had an On On for being part of the organizing committee of the Volubilis weekend. Announcements: Volubilis Hash Event with the traditional toga run on Saturday October 13th. Read your RH3 emails for more details on the program. 550 dhm/adult for the event. Non hasher: 660 dhm. We are collecting your money now. Friday night stay not included but a discounted price (to be paid at the hotel directly) New Hash run time at 2:30 pm for a 3:00 pm TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Elvis, Sex and the City, T Bread and Just Martina performed Swing Low but an undisciplined Elvis was a distraction and no one could keep a straight face. There was time for a group picture and then the sky opened up again but no worries hashers stayed put until the cooler was empty of beer. It was only rain anyway J On On Scribe: I Did It

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1415 (Sep 29, 2012)

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Run #1414 CACTUS Sep 22, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1414

RUN : # 1414 DATE : 22.09.12 Venue: Cactus II Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Horny Parker, Premature Ejaculation Hashers were in for a surprise when they found out that the Cactus site that we all know had been moved! The new site further down the dirt road is now Cactus II. Present hashers really did like the new site, which was perfect for a hot late summer afternoon. The usual suspects showed up and we waited for a few more to arrive then GM, Compost… called the circle. Our two hares got in the circle to explain the trails. We did learn then that only the walkers had been set due to a time constraint and that the runners’ trail would be a live one. GM decided that Sex and the City would be running at the back of the pack and Compost leading the pack. Premature Ejaculation found himself somewhere in between. After a nice run complete with virtual circles and flour marks, hashers were relieved to see the beer stop. Did I mention that it was actually hot? Runners and wankers eventually all met again back at the circle to enjoy their favorite drink and get ready for the fun of the circle. Only one latecomer who was Wet n’ Wild but she still managed to catch up with the wankers. There was also only one returnee. Welcome back Zaalouk! Well there was one newbie that came with Mister Dos D’Ane. Wet n’ Wild introduced Just Martina. Even though she ended up with most of her down down in her hair we hope to see Just Martina again. Zaalouk got accused on indecent exposure on the trail. Vagina Monologue accused Horny Parker of not knowing the walkers trail. Sex and the City got a down down for not staying back as asked. Frankenstein Jr accused Just Martina of something rather important I suppose but can’t remember now. They had a down down together. MPFree got a down down for wearing some very fancy new sunglasses. GM had an On Down for Just Stephen and I did it that helped out Premature Ejaculation with the Hash Splash. Announcements: GM announced the next Hash event: Volubilis with the traditional toga run on the weekend of Saturday October 13th. More to come very soon about the program, fees, the toga run and ideas on how to prepare your toga. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run The traditional Swing Low closed the circle followed by the group picture. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1415 DATE : 29.09.12 Venue: Reservoir (Technopolis side) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Mister Dos D’Ane, I did it Directions: RESERVOIR/LAKE: Take the autoroute to Tanger, pass the bridge over the bouregreg river. At the top of the hill, you will come across a big intersection with on your left a sign for “Sala Al Jadida” and on your right a sign for "Shoul" & Technopolis.  Make a right turn at the intersection towards Shoul. Go pass the entrance for Technopolis industrial park. Go down hill and follow the signs to the Barrage. At the bottom of the hill you'll turn left into dirt road and go until big single tree. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1413 BARRAGE #1 Sep 15, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1413

RUN : # 1413 DATE : 15.09.12 Venue: Barrage I Gathering TIME:Ê 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Sex and the City, Out of Order Setting a trail at Barrage I also means swimming and swimming we did on this beautiful late summer afternoon. Before setting off we waited for hashers to arrive and then GM called the circle and the hares explained the trail. They categorized the runnersÕ trail as challenging and the walkers one as easy. Sex and the City lost the flour marks but most important hashers lost sight of Genghis Khan. The very wise Compost told runners not to worry and he was right as Genghis Khan materialized at the Beer Stop! Not quite lostÉ Some hashers went for a dip in the lake while others just sat by the lake enjoying their favorite beverage. Back at the circle we met up with Michiko and the late comers. Hungry hashers were delighted to discover that Chef de Cuisine outdid herself and baked two birthday cakes for Vagina MonologueÕs birthday. They were very delicious and all was quickly gone! After enough sweets and some beer of course it was time to circle up. Hares got into the circle and got good reviews from the hashers. Out of Order wasnÕt feeling well and wasnÕt there to hear the mark. We sang Hashy birthday to 911, and Vagina Monologue. Late comers were Tsunami and Ratatouille. Glad they could make it on time for the birthday cake and the circle of course. Elvis and Just Zakia who were also late comers only stayed long enough to have a slice of the bday cake but couldnÕt for the circle. Returnees were Wet nÕ Wild, Boris, Genghis Khan, Chef de Cuisine, Humpty Dumpty, The Right Size. Welcome back to all of them. Wet nÕ Wild introduced newbie Just Steven who has hashed before in Syria. Just Steven who was given a Hash name in Damascus couldnÕt remember it. We sure hope that he comes enough times so RH3 can give him a new hash name. The following hashers got a down down by Bodyguard for not wearing any hash gear: Tsunami, Vagina Monologue, Wet nÕ Wild and more hashers I believe. There was on down for hashers who brought food to share: Chef de Cuisine for the yummy birthday cakes, Vagina Monologue, I did it. Frankenstein Jr accused Clean Pants of not being a very well organized Hash Splash and complained about how much he was missing Premature Ejaculation. Genghis Khan got accused of something but canÕt remember. He did accuse Bodyguard of breaking his leg at Barrage I years back. Humpty Dumpty was called to the circle by Caligula to show and explain why the scare on his forearm. Some kind of accident involving Humpty Dumpty and a tree at the park in ScotlandÉ More accusations poured in. Announcements: GM announced the next Hash event: Volubilis with the traditional toga run on the weekend of October 13th. More to come very soon about the program, fees, the toga run and ideas on how to prepare your toga. GM talked about possible future hash weekends and the need of volunteers to organize them. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Sex and the City a few hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. Vagina Monologue had a special surprise that she kept for after the cirlce. She made a French specialty Òcerise ˆ lÕeau de vieÓ which all the grown ups enjoyed. Hashers are well only hashers and when thereÕs still plenty of beer in the cooler, they stay until itÕs all gone! It was also a beautiful night to watch the starry sky. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1411 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Sep 1, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1411

RUN : # 1411 DATE : 01.09.12 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Frankenstein Jr, 911 Last Saturday marked the return of lots of hashers since the end of Ramadan. We were all happy to see so many familiar faces. Pretty much on time, the circle was called and hares gave info about the run and walk. According to the hares the walk was too challenging and last minute changes were made. Under intense heat runners started running through the forest crossing river and going up and down hill. Eventually they reached the beer stop that was conveniently located near the beach and where they met up with the wankers. Most hashers opted for a cool swim in the ocean where they found Sewbona and The Right Size jumping the waves. After a refreshing break, runners took off for part 2 and only three wankers (Horny Parker, The Right Size and Clean Pants) walked back to the Kamal Trophy site. The rest of the lot piled up in two cars! Then it was finally time for the ones who chose not to have any at the beer stop to grab an iced cold beer from the cooler and to catch up with fellow hashers. Once all hashers circled up, GM called all the hares inside the circle and asked hashers to rate the run. The word “hot” seemed to prevail and our hares got high marks. We welcomed newbies. Just Annie who just moved to Rabat and came all the way from Quebec. Just Ghizlaine, Just Shaima, Just Ryan who all came from nearby Rabat or at least I think! We hope to see all of you again very soon. There were too many returnees to call them all. Bodyguard did welcome our GM who had been away for far too long and just allowed to go back hashing by Chef de Cuisine. Welcome back GM! Frankenstein Jr did however complain that his gift from GM had been broken…! GMEs (Bodyguard, Sewbona and Sex and the City) joined GM for his welcome back down down. We sang Hashy Birthday to Out of Order who thinks he’s old. Sex and the City gave an On Down for newbie Just Annie for excelling at hashing even though this was her first time. On the other hand, I did it called in Premature Ejaculation for a down down for not being a good hasher. Premature Ejaculation got accused of littering which is a big no no! Bodyguard reminded hashers that we do care for the environment and littering is unacceptable and that we leave our hash sites clean of garbage. Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Bodyguard got in the circle for Swing Low. Before singing it he actually spent time describing every single move of the song. A BBQ followed the circle. Thanks to the hashers who brought something to share with everyone and to the ones who helped grilling the meat. It certainly was a very pleasant evening. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1412 DATE : 08.09.12 Venue: Looney Tunes Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1410 BLED DENDOUNE - KENITRA ROAD Aug 25, 2012 RH3 Scribe

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HASH TRASH RUN : # 1410 DATE : 25.08.12 Venue: Bled Dendoune Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Genghis Khan and himself Bled Dendoune was actually a quite good pick from Genghis to set his trail at. And BTW, he did that alone under such a sunny Saturday. Hashers & Harriettes were hoping a site with a swim-stop, even though, none of the folks were disappointed, even pleased to start an after-Ramadan Hash. The gathering had a back-to-school taste: hugs, laughters and a lot to ask about each other. Guess what will happen if we miss hashing for more than a month? We apparently can not bear it for long! Mr Bodyguard warmed up the bunch of hasher around with a "Father Abraham" song and called the lonely hare in the circle to help getting an idea about the run, You know, the beer stop, the Runners/wankers trails, roundabouts and all this stuff; and of course, once the run started we had hard times following the the flour spots, but lucky enough to have the FRBs being ahead of the trail and looking for On-Ons in a woody and sandy vast area. The ones who followed Compost & Mr. Dos D'ane got an extra mile at the first half of the run. At the same time, wankers had a great comfortable trail where Matador had a chance to be alone with the harriettes (Horny Parker and Sex & the City were among the lot) and down the way to the beer stop! Lucky bastard! But before going any further, I made no mistake by reporting Sex & The City with the wankers! Well of course this was greatly accused and sanctioned at the circle afterwards. Anyway, all smiled at having a car with a cooler full of beer at the beer stop with such heat. Even when Genghis Khan started singing some unknown outdated french songs, only the Join Master was fresh enough notice that. All the others were having a hand in the cooler seeking the coolest beer, but the coolest ones were Frankenstein's: sitting and Yelling to protect the 2 spared cans sitting at the bottom of the box. Few minutes after, FRB called to hit the trail for a second half of the run and wankers kept wanking 'till the gathering point which was not that far. Mr. MPFree managed to have some more favorite hashers' beverage in the cooler (Thanks MPFree!) so we can enjoy the talk and laugh at anything said! The circle took place suddenly -don't remember when?- but all was there! The Hash splash served and filled the accusations' mugs for Hashers not wearing a hash gear (Specially Mr. Dos D'ane for his Corsica T-Shirt) . Strangely Frankenstein JR had the good argument to escape the sanction by stating himself as a hash gear as he was almost naked! (Fair enough) Matador had his returnee hash song for being away from the hash like there was better to do elsewhere on Saturdays, and Just Ilyas who promised to keep attending every hash ( we'll see!) Our Join Master announced the next hash, and closed the ceremony with the traditional Swing Low. Btw there will be a BBQ after at Kamel Trophy site with a swim stop as well! ;-) I noticed the beer effect on me was specially intense that day, but I was glad not being alone to feel that, Genghis khan was so high he couldn't help seeing trees as reversed bodies and expressed strange fantasies... that was the moment we knew and decided to call it quits and drive safely back home... Big ON-ON! Clean Pants

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1410 (Aug 25, 2012)

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Run #1406 OUED YKEM Jul 14, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1406

RUN : # 1406 DATE : 14.07.12 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost, Just Mike Last Saturday was most likely the last Hash before Ramadan. At first it looked it was going to be a small crowd but everyone was nicely surprised by quite a large turnout. It even seemed that hashers weren't scared away by a trail set by Compost and Just Mike for his first time as a hare. Hashers waited for the hares to come back from setting the trails and for more hashers to arrive. Once we were satisfied with the number of present hashers GM and friends called up the circle. Hares explained the trails. To no surprise Compost announced that it was an easy runners' trail without any beer stop! Off hashers went to meet again much later back at the circle. An "easy" run turned to a somewhat challenging run in the heat of the afternoon. Walkers also for once had a good long walk. Back at the circle it was time for cookies, fruit juices and of course beer! Little Bit brought a huge watermelon that Vagina first used as a seat before it was moved into the cooler. After enough chatting GM asked everyone to circle up. Hares got the circle for their rating and once again everyone seemed delighted especially the wankers. For latecomers we had Huckleberry Hyatt who did have a good excuse, as she was late due to her cast removal! Sex and the City was also a latecomer but without any good excuse. Putting air into a tire is not cause to be delayed. She tried to find the runners trail but only got lost. For returnees there was Little Bit. Welcome back. There were few newbies, Just Andrea, Just Adil and Just Adam. Hope to see them all again too. There was a naming ceremony for Just Mike who even though hasn't run with us enough times but still offered to set a trail after his first hash. From now on whenever Just Mike come hashing with us he'll only be known as The Warrior. He was even allowed to have a beer down down! Bodyguard called I did it in the circle to give her a moment to express herself but didn't have much to stay. He then called Vagina Monologue, The Warrior and Brillantin in the circle as Saturday was also Bastille Day and decided to stay for the circle instead of going to the annual Garden Party. Pink Flamingo joined them for support. They were asked to sing the French national anthem which none of them really knew except for The Warrior. On On to The Warrior for knowing all the words… Compost, Caligula and I did it got an accusation I believe for shortcutting or maybe just walking the last bit of the trail. There were of course other accusations. Matador got one for something and Little Bit for a new car. Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Bodyguard got in the circle for Swing Low. Then it was time for a group picture. Mister dos d'Ane wasn't unfortunately there to take the usual picture. Then hashers grabbed chairs, the leftover of the watermelon and beer to watch the sun going down over the ocean as this was the last hash run before Ramadan my friends. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1407 – Most likely the first Ramadahash of this year DATE : 21.07.12 Venue: at Vagina Monologues' house (house with a pool in case anyone would like to swim) Gathering TIME: 5:00 pm Run Time: 5:30 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni, The Warrior Directions: Take the route des Zaers and continue straight after the turnoff for the Golf Course. Make a left onto the dirt road at the new mosque. Take the second street on your right after the mosque. House on the right hand side at the end where all the cars with On ON stickers will be parked! Watch for the flour marks. Ftour afterwards. Please bring food with you to share for the ftour as well as juices, drinks. Apportez avec vous s'il vous plait un plat, quelque chose à partager avec tous pour le ftour ainsi que jus et boissons. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1406 (Jul 14, 2012)

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Run #1405 BARRAGE #1 Jul 7, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1405

RUN : # 1405 DATE : 07.07.12 Venue: Barrage I Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it After a bit of a fright, the hares minus Matador who stayed behind to watch the cars set off to mark the trail. Once they got back all hashers except for two slightly delayed hashers. A total of 15 hashers including hares were there to enjoy a hash at Barrage I. In the absence of our GM Clean Pants called up the circle and invited the hares to give info on the trails. Hares explained their misfortune while trying to find a shady spot for the circle and reverted to the original site. It was then decided that Gyros will take the beer stop beer in his car as he was the only present with a proper SUV. Runners took off and enjoyed a run throughout the forest and stopped to for some amazing views of the lake. All met at the Beer Stop by the water and most hashers jumped into the water for a good swim. Frankenstein Jr got into a rowing boat and started rowing away. The owner came running and jumped into the boat apparently not trusting Frankenstein Jr. While hashers enjoyed a boat ride others just watched the ones swimming. Eventually we had to go back to the circle since Michicko had been left alone. After drinking their favorite beverages we all circle up and Clean Pants called the hares for the usual rating. Everybody seemed very pleased. For returnee, we had Matador who told us that football was more sacred that hashing. Is that really possible? Last Saturday’s newbie was V Molonogue’s son Just Mike who really enjoyed his first hash ever. He had so much that he even volunteered to hare for the following Saturday. Matador got an accusation for winning his country (guess which one!) the Euro 2012. He explained that it was very difficult of always winning… Matador called in the circle I did it, V Monologue and Mr Dos d’Ane for representing the losers… Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Elvis got in the circle for Swing Low. Then it was time for a group picture. Hashers attracted the attention of some lovely people living in the neighborhood who joined us for several pictures. As you all know when a few hashers show up they tend to even drink more so true to the tradition hashers stuck around for more of their favorite beverage. On On to all the hashers that were there :) Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1406 DATE : 14.07.12 Venue: Oued Ykem (can swim at the lake so be prepared) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost, Just Mike OUED YKEM. Take the beach road (route cotière) to Temara Plage/Alternatively take the highway and get off at Ain Atiq exit and make a left on coastal road.. Just after the Oued Ykem Bridge, but before the Kasbah Hotel Complex, turn left at the sign “Shkirat 6 km”. Continue a few hundred meters and go left into the forest. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1405 (Jul 7, 2012)

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Run #1404 CALIGULA Residence Jun 30, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1404

RUN : # 1404 DATE : 30.06.12 Venue: Caligula and Chef de Cuisine’s house Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula, Chef de Cuisine, Professor Pepperoni, Frankenstein Jr How awesome to know that after a good walk or run you can end up in a pool! Some hashers were in the pool before it even all started. Eventually all circled up and hares got in the circle. Runner and wankers met at the beer stop. Some runners got slightly lost going downhill but all met at the beer stop anyway. The beer was taken down the hill by donkey. Bodyguard led hashers in the song. Most hashers just walked home or just ran the last few hundred yards. Then it was time to jump in the pool and splash everyone. Once hashers had had enough of the pool and most late comers were here, GM asked hashers to circle up. Hare got in the circle for their rating. Everyone was pleased with the run and walk even though some hashers had a tough time going uphill! Mister Dos d’Ane joined the hares because the beer was taken to the beer stop by a donkey. Amongst the welcome backs we saw again last Saturday hashers we hadn’t seen in a very long time. Welcome back Pubic Relations and we hope to see you again very soon. Can’t Remember Shit decided to join us also last Saturday. Comer Simpson made his yearly appearance. Frankenstein Jr, Boris, Just Kenza were also returnees. As we thought we had no more returnees, Absolut Elf showed up and joined the circle. As for the newbies, there was Can’t Remember Shit’s mom. Hello Mom! Karaoke Queen also brought with her some newbies. Sorry can’t remember their names but a translator had to be brought in for them. Elvis brought Just Karima with him. Just Frank who had meant to come weeks ago finally joined us. Welcome to all of them. Ratatouille, Boris and Sex and the City got a On Down for having run something like 80km in a few days in Ifrane the previous weekend. As usual Vagina Monologue was too chatty and she had to spend most the circle inside the circle! Hashy birthday to Frankenstein Jr and Pubic Relations Then GM opened the floor to accusations. Just Frank got accused of having a too perfect body but Can’t Remember Shit came a second close one. Absolutely no hope for some other hashers. Too much beer maybe… Accusation for Huckleberry Hyatt for coming to the hash with a cast on her left arm. There was beer down down competition between GM and Just Frank that was arbitrated by Sewbona. Of course GM won! Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Elvis got in the circle for his version of Swing Low. Well then the evening continued with a delicious BBQ, music, drinks and hashers of all ages enjoying the pool. A big thank you to Chef de Cuisine and Caligula for hosting the lovely pool/bbq party, to Gyros for the great music and to the hashers who brought dishes with them to share with everyone. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1405 DATE : 07.07.12 Venue: Barrage I (can swim at the lake so be prepared) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1404 (Jun 30, 2012)

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Run #1403 CACTUS Jun 23, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1403

RUN : # 1403 DATE : 23.06.12 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Vagina Monologue, Genghis Khan, Tsunami, Under Construction, El Nino and Bizanta Cactus is one of the hashers favorite site because of all the different possibilities for trails. Before setting off we waited for everyone to arrive. Then hares got in the circle and explained the run and the walk. The runners had to find the spiritual stop and bow to a tree while the walkers had to solve a riddle. El Nino announced two free beers for the winner but due to budget squeeze only one free beer was approved. Genghis Khan promised the ocean and the river! Even though hashers are half minded they didn't buy it. Off everybody went and met not too long after at the Beer Stop. Wankers went back through the forest to the circle while runners crossed the road and went all the way down to the river which they crossed of course. Shortly after crossing the river they found a spring and they rested there for a little while. Runners got scattered around but they all met again on the other side of the river and before of course going up the hill! Everyone managed to reach the top and all tool a short break before the last leg of the run. Back at the circle, Sewbona took out three hula hoops out of the car to play with. We discovered that Sewbona, Tsunami and Walkie Talkie were quite the experts. Others were much less successful. Then it was time to circle up, hashers rated the run and walk as excellent! Genghis Khan got a big on on for doing the trail twice as it was very challenging. Purple Rain was the only late comer. Octopussy that we only see about twice a year when she visits her family in Morocco was The Returnee of the last Saturday. Holly String, Compost, Wet n' Wild were also returnees. Vagina Monologue had to sit in the middle of the circle as she was again too chatty! A few hashers got the riddle set by the hares. The answer was "flip flops". Pink Flamingo, The Right Size and a couple of more hashers got an On Down for being smarter than the rest of the pack. The Right Size also won a free beer. Bodyguard pulled several hashers into the circle for not wearing any hash outfit. Reminder: Hash baseball cap classifies as hash gear. The accusation was to buy a hash t-shirt. MPFree got accused for wearing his hash t-shirt back to front. Two selected harriettes had the honor to undo the horrible mistake. Bodyguard accused Sewbona for forgetting on how to get to the site! No excuses there. Mister Dos d'Ane got an accusation for posting some hash pictures on his Facebook profile. Note: Create a photo list so not everyone has access to all pics... I did it got accused as well for making fun at the accusation. Several hashers got an On Down from Comer Simpson (Octopussy's husband) coming all the way from the US. Announcements: GM announced that Saturday 30th run would take place at his house with a pool/Hash bbq party (see details below). TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Elvis got in the circle for his version of Swing Low. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1404 DATE : 30.06.12 Venue: Caligula and Chef de Cuisine's House Theme: Represent your country by wearing its colors Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula, Chef de Cuisine and... Pool/ Hash  On After BBQ Party Meat, bread, grills.... will be kindly provided for and hash beer will be for sale What hashers should bring: A side dish representing the country you are from. If you have a small flag to put next to your side dish, even better. Bring your favorite beverage to drink of course Don't forget to bring swimsuits, towels, picnic chairs... On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1403 (Jun 23, 2012)

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Run #1402 Ratatouille's house Jun 16, 2012 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1402 DATE : 16.06.12 Venue: Ratatouilleland Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Ratatouille, Mister Dos d'Ane, Just Herve Hashers either read the directions correctly (most unlikely) or remembered how to get to Ratatouille's place from the Halloween party we had his house last October. No matter what they all managed to get there. While waiting for more hashers to show up, the ones there soaked up the sun on the terrace or played table tennis inside. Since GM and Joint Master weren't there, MPFree took on the role of GM and got the hares in the circle so they could explain the trails. Two chatty hashers; Under Construction and I did it had to get down on their knees for punishment. One thing stuck to the runners mind was that the trail leading to the beer stop was apparently long and challenging. Indeed it took some time for the runners to reach the beer stop set up on a cliff overseeing the sea but the spot. It was jus perfect. Back at Ratatouille's, Hashers enjoyed the terrace and garden, beer, friendship and a sunny afternoon. Then it was time to get the circle. MPFree stood up again for GM and called the hares inside the circle for the traditional rating. Despite the length of the run everybody was satisfied. No newbies but we had a visitor from a Hash in New Mexico. Tsunami welcomed Jungle Ass Fever but hashers were also curious about her name so Under Construction stepped in to explain how she got her name. I think most of us are stilling wondering how she got her name! We hope to Jungle Ass Fever but she goes back to New Mexico. We had some returnees last Saturday. Compost, Genghis Khan, Just Herve, Karaoke Queen, Professor Pepperoni gave invalid explanations for why we hadn't seen them. Some hashers only missed one run so there weren't actually returnees. In the late comers category there was Sex and the City, Tsunami, Bodyguard and of course Big Dog. Sex and the City got a double accusation for being late as she also blocked the Beer Stop car while parking her car! Big Dog drank a down down which was a mixture of soda and Beer. Ykes but he did it! Several hashers got dragged into the circle for not wearing hash gear again and for some of them for wearing flip flops. Yeah, it's summer time so flip flops are actually in season… Some got to have a down down with beer while other got soda. A sick Bodyguard stepped into the center to conduct the hash naming ceremony for Just Herve. Several names were floating out there for Just Herve but only one stood to reflect who is in Morocco. From now he'll only be known to the rest of his fellow hashers as Zaalouk. On On to him Lost on trail hashers; Under Construction, Jungle Ass Fever and Premature Ejaculation got accused by Bodyguard of not being true hashers for the sole reason that they got back back to the house to play table tennis. We caught them playing…. The floor was then open to accusations. Premature Ejaculation had one but for some reason his accusation got rejected and he was sent back to his hash splash table. Vagina Monolgue got accused of probably chatting too much as she spent part of the cirlc duration on one knee. Other accusations poured in of course but as a brainless hasher I can't remember them and I'm running out of time to write this hash trash. Announcements: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. All harriettes got in the circle for Swing Low and followed Sewbona for the moves. Thank you to Ratatouille for opening his house and newly renovated basement to the hashers. Hopefully the lawn would have survived all the coke it received! Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice, soft drinks, beer, paper towels, sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1401 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Jun 9, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1401

RUN : # 1401 DATE : 09.06.12 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Under Construction, The Right Size, Frankenstein Jr Kamal Trophy is probably the furthest away site from Rabat but hashers did make it there more or less on time and then we waited and waited. Some old timers such as Matador still need to make several phone calls to get directions on how to find the damned site!! Some of us wondered why we were waiting and GM informed us that the run couldn't start without our Joint Master Bodyguard! For the story hashers had left without the GM the previous Saturday! As soon as he arrived the circle was called and hares explained the trails. They gave hashers special instructions about a new twist called “Shit Stop”. Every time hashers were to come across toilet paper hanging from a tree they had to squat down as if… With that in mind, runners and wankers took off to meet at the Beer Stop. Bodyguard lifted up spirits at the beer stop by having everyone moving to the rhythm of Father Abraham. After the Beer Stop it became a live run for runners. Along the way they picked up Hot Salsa who had been delayed by highway construction work. Frankenstein Jr passed runners by in The Right Size's car announcing them that runners were to him at the second beer stop! A pack of FRBs ditched the slower runners who assumed that the second beer stop was most likely set up at Party Animal's house. Well, that was false advertising from Frankenstein Jr because by the time the slower runners made it to Party Animal's house there was no Beer Stop and no FRBs to be seen! All looked up to GM for advice who happily led them back to the circle to discover that they were the last ones to arrive. Thanks Vagina Monologue for the delicious chocolate chip cookies that disappeared in no time! One newbie who came with Elvis. Welcome to Just Lina who informed us that she played the harp with the royal symphony orchestra of Morocco and who comes from Moscow and some other far away town somewhere in Russia. Returnees were Grand Canyon and family as well as Huckleberry Hyatt and Hot Salsa Hot Salsa was a late comer but who still managed to catch up with runners for the second half of the trail. On On to her. Some chatty hashers got separated for being too disruptive. Calamity Jane let hashers know that it was not “Chinese Fire” but instead “Chinese Fire Drill” that they were supposed to yell out! Hashers, you got that for next time? There was a farewell for the Grand Canyon family as it was put by Bodyguard. RH3 was very sad to have to say goodbye to Grand Canyon, Calamity Jane, Hashy Baba and Rubber Biscuit. They are moving to Belgium and have already made contact with the local hash kennel. They also announced that their house was big enough to welcome RH3!! Maybe they should have kept that one quiet… Several hashers got a soda down down for not wearing any hashing gear! We still have plenty of hash t-shirts for sale for the ones that don't know to have another awful down down… Then GM opened the floor for accusations. GM had one for I did it who wimped out by staying behind in order not to get dust into her eyes! Several hashers go accused by the hares of not squatting down when coming across toilet paper. Hashy Baba accused her dad of wearing gay sunglasses. Other accusations were made but can't remember them but I'm sure they were great. Announcements: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. GM reminded hashers that hashing is also about haring and if there're no hares then there's no hash! Please contact our hare raiser Genghis Khan to put your name down for future runs. GM also reminded hashers to stick to the schedule. Then it was time for Swing Low with Elvis. A few harriettes weren't satisfied with this male version so Sex and the City with The Right Size got in the circle for the female version! Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice, soft drinks, beer, paper towels, sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1402 DATE : 16.06.12 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1400 BOUREGREG VALLEY Jun 2, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1400

RUN  : # 1400 DATE : 02.06.12 Venue: Bouregreg Valley Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Elvis, Mister Dos d'Ane Run #1400, a big milestone run for RH3. One hasher was slightly disappointed that we didn't have a cake with a girl coming out of it for celebrations. Mismanagement will work on it for RUN 1500! Hashers gathered up at a site we hadn't used in a long time and it seemed that not everyone could remember on how to get there… The site is as also well known as a paragliding spot so hashers were waiting for the rest of the group to show had time to admire the beautiful display in the sky. In place of GM, MpFree called the circle and hares gave instructions and then we're off. Walkers and runners met at the same time at Beer Stop after a run along the riverbank and a walk down the hill. Hashers arrived again in unison at the top of the hill but this time not as fresh. Smokers such as Vagina Monologue had a bit of hard time. She apparently almost lost her speech as she was puffing walking up the steep hill. Rest and beer was order to everyone to recoup from this intense workout! After enough time, hashers look ok enough to call up the circle and hares got a big on on for setting the run. We had one famous late comer, GM himself, who caught up with the pack at the Beer Stop as hashers watched him running down the hill before all the beer was gone. Under Construction, Tsunami and Just Adam were also late comers. Just Adam managed somehow to also reach the Beer Stop and be with the runners for the second half of the trail. Chef de Cuisine, Professor Pepperoni and Caligula were accused of shortcutting the second half of the run, even though no one can accuse GM to Vaginal Monologue's deepest regret! Among the returnees we saw two hashers that we rarely see anymore. First there was Bette Midler and then of course then of course the very popular SOB or Sex on the Beach for hashers that had never met him. Happy to see them both and please SOB don't wait for run 1500 to come back. Among other returnees was Elvis. Two newbies were there and both came with Elvis. Questions poured in for them and they did their best to answer them. Welcome to Just Adil and Just Arza (can't remember her name at all but sounded like that) I did it got accused by GM of false promise as she's still has to write Moulay Bouselham Hash Trash! Tsunami and Under Construction got accused of not finding the Beer Stop, making their own trails and the list went on and on. In return they accused Just Adam for ditching them! Just Adil decided to ditch the circle very quietly and got in his car and left… but didn't go very far as his car got stuck up in a bump at the top of the hill. His quiet exit turned into a major attraction as most hashers left the circle to have a look but also of course to help him out! Runners who had participated to Casablanca's half marathon got into the circle for an On Down: Elvis, Ratatouille, Mister Dos D'Ane. Sex and the City got accused of false advertising as she was wearing the half marathon's t-shirt but in fact didn't participate in it. GM accused Ratatouille of low profiling during the circle. This wasn't the case for some hashers who kept yelling "Chinese Fire" and crossing the circle left and right. SOB was asked to get in the circle and to perform his very own version of "Father Abraham". He was a bit rusty at first but did of course a fabulous job so in order to fully remember the song he shouldn't wait until run 1500 to return. Then it was time for Swing Low with Ah Yeah leading hashers. All gathered up afterwards for a group picture to immortalize the fun we had together that afternoon. Announcements: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, ice, soft drinks, beer, paper towels, trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares must take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1401 DATE : 09.06.12 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Under Construction and Co. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1399 GOLF COURSE #1 May 26, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1399

RUN : # 1399 DATE : 26.05.12 Venue: Mimosa (former Golf 1 site) 3:30 PM, hashers and harriets started pouring in slowly to the Mimosa site. Guest staring OverDrive and Just Caroline who were perfectly on time (i.e too early) while hares were still managing to paint the ground with perfectly shaped circles and arrows...Well done guys! For the drawings I mean :) Introductions and chat group here and there around the gathering site; at the backstage, all of a sudden, Frankenstein Jr. rushed off with Out Of Order in the dusty road to help getting some more ice and ensure enough cool beer for all of us! What a valiant hashing spirit! ON-ON! We circled up around the perfectly shaped flour round, Wet & Wild, Under Construction explained the trail as they believed it was; So the Go was given with a little surprise for Runners/Wankers: THE NAUGHTY CHECK! a flavor from Charlotte Hash brought to us by U.C: In a nutshell, it's a butt kicking start before hitting the trail! Another big surprise, most of the FRB went with the wankers that Saturday. Fortunately a half marathon was a good given reason that sounds like a b***sh*t to me to be honest. The trail was quite interesting at a certain extent. Unusual signs led us to a dead end and no "Are you"s no "Check-in"s could help some of the runners getting to the BS. W&W and UC finally showed up and all was clear afterwards: The BS appeared in the horizon with a bunch of hashers around. The Cooler Effect: We were safe! Most of us joined the wankers and Back to circle up again; our GM called the returnees in : Over Drive, T-Bread, First String and Walky Talky gave trustable reasons to explain what's best can keep 'em away from the hash. Having OverDrive with us offended Gyros from loosing the status to be the oldest hasher since the start of RH3. After double checks definitely the winner was... OverDrive! Anyways, BodyGuard sentenced them Both to a fresh On Down and a great compensation for Gyros and Gengis Khan who deserved an even bigger ON-ON! for their 400 Runs made!!! Our JM was doing the Talking, the Right Size SINNED not doing the Listening...I think she will remember well the minutes lying on the floor for her punishment. Meanwhile, the Half Marathon Runners were called in to have a Drink wishing them good luck for the very next day! Harriets & Hashers did not forget about Moulay Bousselham so they kept raising cans for the event, the mismanagement all the folks who made it a success. The swing low took place as per the tradition, followed by a great after made by Vagina-Monologue and Karaoke Queen. The craziness had just started and all can remember Frankenstein Junior desperately trying bras under the sunset and warmth of a fire. Gengis did not miss the chance to put loud he's favorite tunes and believe it or not we danced on Joe Dassin's song "l'été indien"!! ... We must have been definitely drunk!! and guess what? When we all thought our beverages are through, BodyGuard brought the magic box and started improvising mixtures that drove us until midnight completely blessed with a hangover... and shuuuut, don't ask for details! On-On! Clean Pants

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1399 (May 26, 2012)

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Run #1396 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 May 12, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUNÊ : # 1396

RUNÊ : # 1396 DATE : 12.05.12 Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks, Nosy Parker and Just Jean Michel After weeks of chilly weather, we got slapped in the face by a heat wave. Even though it was well into the 90Õs (33¡C), hashers did come out to Golf 3 for an afternoon in the heat. Slowly but surely around 4 pm we circled up and hares got in the circle to explain the trails. Bodyguard decided to wake up the comatose hashers by ÒFather AbrahamÓ. It seemed to work somewhat! Runners and walkers went separate ways. Runners had to go through bushes and some got bloody legs. With the intense it was obvious for many that running all the way wasnÕt possible so of course runners got divided up in two groups. Hot Rocks stayed with the slower group and showed them a few short cuts! Too bad for the fast runners who favored competing. Hashers met at the Beer Stop but to the surprise of a few there wasnÕt any water left when the runners arrived and some had to quench their thirst with soda or beer of course. Some walkers decided to run the 2nd half of the trail while some runners decided to take it easy and just walk. Back at the circle everyone looked for refreshing beverages. Kids played with ice cubes and snacks were passed around. Once hashers looked refreshed enough it was time to circle up again. Hares got in the circle for their rating which of course was very good even though they didnÕt get enough water. Setting a trail in the heat can be a challenge. Last Saturday brought back a returnee that had almost disappeared but were very pleased to see. Welcome Back Always! Other returnees were Hot Rocks, Elvis, Just Badr, Boris, TBread, Nosy Parker Bodyguard introduced the only newbie Just Colette who found us through the website. On On to her and we hope to see her again very soon. There was a special Hash Naming ceremony for Just Jean Michel whom we grew tired of calling him Just Jean Michel! I can reassure everyone from now, Just Jean Michel will only be known to us as Mister Dos DÕAne. Yes thatÕs true! The following hashers got an On Down for running marathons: Elvis in London, Sex and the City and Boris in Madrid. Other hashers got an On Down for running the hilly Settat half marathon, Compost, Ratatouille, TBread, Mister Dos dÕAne. On On to all of them. Bodyguard called Sewbona and I did it in the circle for sporting too sexy outfits and blinding the men! The same two harriettes along with a big number of hashers got called back in the circle later on for not wearing any hash gear. One hasher, Elvis, was left on side line as apparently wearing a t-shirt bearing the Moroccan flag can be a substitute for hash gear. Not sure if it works for other flags! They all got a down down with either water or soda. Genghis Khan called Hot Rocks in the circle for a hare accusation: change of site at the last minute and not respecting some major hare rules which I canÕt remember right but sounded ok at the time. The circle was randomly disrupted by Black and Ulysse, lovely dogs that havenÕt learned yet that thereÕs no pissing inside the circle and no digging either. GM made an important announcement concerning the dogs rule at the hash which displeased several hashers. Refrain from bringing dogs please and no dogs allowed at Moulay Bousselham. Accusations went on with several hashers called into the circle. Always got in the circle several times so did Just Colette as well as Boris for chatting too much and other hashers for other reasons that are unknown to me. Least but not last Bodyguard lead all the hashers into a laughing meditation session. Announcements: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. DonÕt leave trash behind you. Hashers respect the environment (Hares should have gotten an accusation for failing to bring trash bags with them) Moulay Bousselham weekend May 18-20: Fees to be paid in advance. 200 dhm per adult and 50 dhm per kid The mismanagement would like to bring to your attention that we might not be able to buy enough beer and wine to cover the weekend. We highly recommend that you bring some for you own consumption Ah Yeah got in the circle for two variations of Swing Low. Then we took the traditional group pictures hoping that all fitted in the viewfinder! After a very hot afternoon, hashers appreciated the cooler evening and stayed until around 10 pm. Fact of the day: Our very thirsty hashers went through 5 cases of beer! Next Run: RUN : # 1397 DATE : 19.05.12 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Gathering TIME:Ê 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Genghis Khan and co. Outfit requirement for SaturdayÕs run: Bright colorful colors On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1396 (May 12, 2012)

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Run #1395 RESEVOIR / LAKE May 5, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1395

RUN  : # 1395 DATE : 05.05.12 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it After the downpour of the previous Saturday we had a beautiful sunny day for a great afternoon by the lake. Once we made sure that everyone was there, we gathered up in circle and hares got in the middle to explain their trails. We had few runners last Saturday and at least one of them was saving his legs for the next day Settat's half marathon. Runners went up and down the hills while the walkers enjoyed a walk alongside the lake. They all met at the Beer Stop. Matador and Ah Yeah managed the Beer Stop. After a nice rest just few runners decided to run back towards the circle. Beer cans were put into the cooler for a quick cool-down before hasher could enjoy their favorite beverage. Just Sylvie had baked a batch of chocolate chips cookies for hungry hashers. They devored them in no time including Ulysse the dog. Thank you Just Sylvie for those delicious cookies. After all this fun and it was time for some serious business and hashers were asked to circle up. Hashers seemed pleased with the trails set by the hares. Returnees were Just Jean Michel, Sewbona, I did it and Caligula. Big Dog was the only late comer of the day. We had no newbies to introduce except that Clean Pants failed to mentioned Just Zineb in last week Hash Trash so Welcome Jut Zineb. Compost got accused of complaining about the length of the walkers trail. Since Compost turned into a whiner, GM called him back in the circle and Sewbona handed over to him the Sinner Djellaba. Before dressing up Compost in the Sinner Djellaba Sewbona showed her addition; a bottle opener… On On Cunitongus who is still struggling as the Hash Splash got accused by GM of being too slow at pouring beer. They both had a first down down but Sewbona pulled them back into the circle for a proper competition. The undefeated champion is still our GM! Just Jean Michel, Just Sylvie and I did it got an accusation by Ah Yeah related to the French Presidential elections. Frankenstein Jr put on his famous Hash Ball jacket for a special show. GM called I did it and Sewbona in the circle for a Hashy Birthday song and down down. Café au Lait should have been with them but he was too busy getting his feet wet in the lake. Announcements: Due to daylight saving time, the run is now at 3:30 pm. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Moulay Bousselham weekend May 18-20. Fees to be paid in advance. 200 dhm per adult and 50 dhm per kid (we are starting to collect money this Wednesday at the American club). Once I did it and GM were done with the announcements interrupted by chatty hashers, Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Then we took the traditional group pictures hoping that all fitted in the viewfinder! Since it was a nice day hashers stayed until there was a chill in the air and time for dinner! Next Run: RUN : # 1396 DATE : 12.05.12 Venue: Barrage I (Barrage III doesn't exist) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks and ? On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1395 (May 5, 2012)

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Run #1394 GOLF COURSE #1 Apr 28, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1394

RUN : # 1394 DATE : 28.04.12 Venue: Golf1 (renamed Mimosa) Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Gyros and co. RAIN EARTH AND MIMOSA TREE... Not even heavy rains could stop plenty of hashers from coming to this run. The brave Hares Gyros, Mother Hen, Just Ilena & Just Vassilis had to fight to keep as much flour as they can... As hashers were flowing in, we nicely had the chance to have SKIPPY among us for the site naming Ceremony by planting a Mimosa tree in Memory to the regretted harriette MIMOSA. Thank you Compost for bringing your expertise for help! Ladies & Gentlemen, Please, now on, Golf 1 is officially named Mimosa! The first circle was hard to setup under the heavy showers but our Join Master BodyGuard led by example and started cheering us up with a "Singing in the rain" song backing up our GM who preferred fleeing to a warmer area : The Desert. Soon, and I don't know when exactly this happened, Gyros was explaining the trail and off we went running/wanking seeking a so cherished beerstop! AHYeah! Managed to ensure us a Beer Stop right on time while FRB drove us (the proud slow runners) to a "live trail" after missing the the flour spots: Blame it on the rain, don't blame Gyros. The BS Break over, again Compost led the group of FRB on a live unknown trail short enough to find everybody gathered on time for the Circle Ceremony. A bunch of valuable returnees were there to deserve and down the warm beer:Skippy, Don't do that!, Pubic Relations, Canadair, Bestiality, Brick Hard & Windy! Most of them were hiding for no reason, but windy had a reason called: The Reason. An On-Down for the great Marathon Runners from all overs the european capitals: Madrid, London & Vienna Please Welcome: NoShadow, Elvis,Boris, Bestiality and Windy. On the other hand we hadn't a chance to "congrat" Just Elina and Just Vasiliss for setting the run with Gyros. next runs we won't miss that for next runs. After some already known announcements, Ah Yeah! started the "swing low" song/gestures then we all went around the planted tree, took a group picture and resumed the interrupted discussions started earlier... On-On Clean Pants Next Run: RUN : # 1395 DATE : 05.05.12 Venue: Reservoir/Lake (Technopolis side) Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it

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Run #1393 OUED YKEM Apr 21, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1393

RUN  : # 1393 DATE : 21.04.12 Gathering TIME: 1:30 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan, Cunitongus, Out of Order Hashers came in big number last Saturday. The run was dedicated to the memory of Mimosa who had just passed away a few days earlier. It was to see that hashers also came wearing something yellow in her memory as it had been requested. More wore yellow shirts or came with bouquet of flower Mimosa but we even saw yellow painted finger nails, ring, earringsÉ Posters were had been made and were also displayed. Even it was a sad day it was very nice to see some old faces and some new ones as well. Since we were expecting a big crowd we waited until everyone was there to call the circle. Right before circling up, mimosa and yellow flowers were passed around so every hasher could wear a flower in Mimosa's memory. Hares got in the circle and made an announcement that cheered up everyone: two beer stops and free at the first one! Runners had a casualty shortly after leaving and a young hasher with a sprained ankle had to abort the run. Runners ran up and down, on the beach, through the forest until they reached the free beer stop. Walkers were already there waiting for them and keeping an eye on the beer count. Group pictures were taken with Mimosa's poster on display. Shortly after the 1st beer stop, hashers encountered the second one where they admire the view of a lake at the bottom of an old quarry. Bodyguard led everyone into "Father Ibrahim" for a quick workout. Walkers and runners split up to meet again at the circle. Hasher that hadn't seen each other in a long time spent some time socializing. Snacks including delicious Greek olives were passed around. Yellow balloons in memory of Mimosa were distributed and were released right before the circle started. What a site! Thanks to Brickhard and No Shadow for the balloons. Hashers also signed a t-shirt in her memory. We circled up and hares got inside the circle for their rating. It was an On On from everyone. Newbies for last Saturday were Just Andre Mars and Just La•la SAIDOU and kids. Among the welcome backs were some hashers that we rarely see anymore but we were glad that they could make it: Mishiko, BrickHard, Brick Eye, Princess Jasmine, No Shadow, Call Center and Call after, Wet n' Wild, Horny, Huckleberry Hyatt and Winx Club. I did it was called in the circle by Bodyguard because she received the Hasher of the Year award. She had her down down with Compost who had an accusation for coming back on the wrong trail. Hahsers who helped with the organization of the Hash Ball got into the circle for a big down down (Tsunami, Out of Order, Cunitongus, Clean Pants, MPFree, Bodyguard, I did it, Frankenstein Jr but he had left early, Compost, Holly String, Chef de Cuisine but she was absent). There wasn't enough glasses for everyone so Caligula got a separate down down. Some hashers have privileges.... Bodyguard called Sewbona in the circle and was accused of being a low profile. On top of getting a down down she also got the sinner Djellaba from The Right Size. Yep, that happens. There were plenty of accusations and we had to stop them as we ran out of down down Beer! Announcements TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Moulay Bousselham weekend May 18-20 at the Flamants Loisirs campground. Booking going very fast so don't wait. Golf 1 site will be renamed "Mimosa" in memory of our beloved hasher Mimosa. A tree will be planted in her memory. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers stayed for quite some time to finish up all the beer and spend a good time among friends. Next Run: RUN : # 1394 DATE : 28.04.12 Venue: Golf 1 renamed Mimosa Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Gyros and Co. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1393 (Apr 21, 2012)

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Run #1392 GOLF COURSE #1 Apr 14, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1392

RUN  : # 1392 DATE : 14.04.12 Gathering TIME: 1:30 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: Bodyguard, Caligula and Just Rim On this very special day, it was decided that the Hash Run would take place earlier in the afternoon to give hashers plenty of time to make themselves beautiful and handsome for the annual HASH BALL. Some hashers couldn’t make it to the run as they were very busy decorating the venue for the evening’s festivities. We also found that the hares had been very busy at drawing large, big arrows to show the site but nothing else! Compost helped them draw on the ground two trails, one for runners and the other for wankers. We should have known that something was off when the only bag of flour noticeable didn’t weigh more than a kilo! Hares got in the circle to tell hashers that there will be no beer stop and that they just have to wait until after the run/walk to have some beer. Some runners feared a long trail but pursued on until it became very obvious that it was going to be a long trail so they chose another way. On their “new” trail they bumped into the wankers walking the trail in the opposite directions. Miraculously all runners arrived at the same time back at the circle. Some young walkers (Just Ocean, Humpty Dumpty and Oliver Twist) got a bit fed up by all of that walking so we send a car to their rescue. Thank you to the hashers that went to their rescue! Eventually everyone made it back to the circle. After drinking some beer, buying more hash gear, sharing snacks and just socializing it was time to call the circle to get the show on the road. Hares got in the circle for their rating. Only children complained that it was too long. Overall hashers were satisfied and hares got their deserved down downs. Chef de Cuisine was our Hash Splash and she knew how to fill up those glasses all the way to the top. FRBs were MPFree and I did it… Oops! Dolly Parton and Purple Rain were the latecomers of the day but we were happy that they could make it anyway. Then Peppe arrived which made him a very latecomer. Dolly Parton brought with her the shame Hash djellaba and added a little something to it; a little toy bird who came from a Happy Meal! Very nice touch. The shame djellaba was passed on to Just Rim who will need to add something to it and bring it with her at the next hash run. There was a hash naming ceremony for Just Rim. Bodyguard went on and on about why Just Rim should be given a hash name. Eventually we all learned that Just Rim had become The Right Size. On On to her for truly joining the Hash Family. Bodyguard started the accusations by calling inside the circle MPFree and I did it for short cutting the runners trail and on top of that for getting lost in the woods! Other accusations poured in. Just Sylvie got one, so did Just Jean Michel and also Tsunami, Dolly Parton, Sewbona possibly, I did it got another accusation as well but with those beer glasses well filled I’ve got to admit that it’s impossible to remember them all or any for that matter… but I assure you that they were all well deserved. Announcements TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Sewbona got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers lingered on a bit before going home to get ready for the evening’s Hash Ball. Next Run: RUN : # 1393 DATE : 21.04.12 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan, Out of Order, Cunnitongus On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1391 SIDI CHAFI Apr 7, 2012 RH3 Scribe

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HASH TRASH RUN : # 1391 DATE : 07/04/2012 Venue : Sidi Chafi Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: AH YEAH! UNEXPECTEDTLY Cunnitongus, Missing Just Jean Michel Well this run started with a taste of nostalgia, you'll soon know why… First of all, who says Ah YEAH! says WOODS!!! Definitely another woody but forgotten site it seems. Who had the chance to be around early would notice the lonely hare struggling a bit to find the site, but soon Cunnitongus brought his helping legs to set the trail and to half-hare. Just Jean-Michel was supposed to hare and have his hash-name. He missed a chance to be a human, I mean a Hasher! Anyways, the enigma that remains is how our folks hashers did find the area with no casualties!! Amazing for such half-minded people. Slowly Hashers start pouring to the site and soon you can notice that are all delighted: Some to discover a new site and some others lost in sweet memories it seems as per their conversations. Finally the starting circles took place, the hares explained their plans and warned about their almighty tricky 3 roundabouts, and off runners and wankers go following the flower clearly set on the trees. Ah Yeah! led the wankers & Cunnitongus kept the runners all together, almost all together. Finishing too early, the font-runner bastards (Compost, T-Bread, Sex & City, Ratatouille, Bodyguard and Mission Impossible) were so enthusiastic and found it too short, went for an extra mile, just enough to allow time to wankers with Ah Yeah! also Black the dog to arrive safely and surely. Later the run was scored 8 out of 10! How can a hare dare not to have a beer stop!! Sacrilegious ! There were many old-hasher and so many interesting discussions that the GM (Generous Master for that day) was late to call for the circle but it did happen though and a very interesting one by the way with all the ingredients: Our RA dicided to Warm up the group with a frenetic/energizing Father Abraham song, this one always works with our fellows. Hashers wished hashy birthday to: Just Rim and T-Bread. Returnees: Mission Impossible who still making her mission impossible by staying just a couple of days; Mother Hen who was sadly in Germany, Just Rim for a bullshit reason; Où est le papier who still looking for the piece of paper and the big surprise was TadPole who was first to bring unexpectedly Gyros to Rabat H3; as a reason he was out for his birthday!! We all know that it sounds as bullshit to us, but he deserved a hashy birthday too. On Downs for the ½ Marathon runners even who planned to but could not make it. Frankenstein Jr. raised a complaint in the circle about his missed 500 runs gift when I looked at "who to blame" on the RH3 website, guess what? He was right! As hashers were getting slowly hungry our GM rushed for the swing low song and freed hasher to get around a fine free BBQ (Thanks Generous Master!) and a great On On! To Ah Yeah! who managed to bring his car with the track and all necessary tools to make everybody enjoy a fiery and delicious evening with enough food and drinks; even we thought there were no more beers, bodyguard's trunk hided some packs of our favorite beverage. On On Clean Pants

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Run #1390 GOLF COURSE #1 Mar 31, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1390

RUN  : # 1390 DATE : 31.03.12 Gathering TIME: 12:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Bodyguard, Genghis Khan Hashers arrived slowly but surely at Kamal Trophy only to realize that the hares were still setting the trail. It was a relatively small gathering as some hashers were saving their legs for the next day RabatÉ marathon, others just had too much fun the night before and couldn't make it. Some of the hashers present including Bodyguard himself were still recovering... Eventually the hares arrived by car and after some socializing it was time to call the circle. Hares explained that due rain in the forecast there'll be no Beer Stop! Before we took off, Bodyguard put us in a mood with one of his favorite song and moves. Off everybody went. Well maybe almost as Purple Rain, Frankenstein Jr and Cunitingus stayed behind. Of course as predicted it started raining and the ground got a bit slippery. Caligula did go down but no harm was done and he kept on going. Runners and wankers met before the river crossing.... Together they found the best spot to cross the river that was higher than usual due to some rain. Two hashers went down (they got their feet wet); Bodyguard because he just stepped into the water and MPFree who unfortunately slipped into the water. All hashers arrived on the other side safely. Boris and Sex and the City tried a different route but also managed to cross the river. If hashers thought that this was enough excitement for one afternoon, they were totally wrong. As you all know after going down hill, you need to go back up hill... and up the hill we went! It was more like climbing the hill and some hashers found themselves puffing all those cigarettes... Once again, team work was put into full motion and everybody reached the top of the hill safely but just a bit dirtier that's all. The rest of the trail was just a piece of cake. Back at the circle we found Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, Pret a Porter and children also waiting for us. Chef de Cuisine put on her sales person hat and sold hash t-shirts, baseball caps... to hashers. After snacks were past around and some beer consumed GM called up the circle. Welcome backs were Just Adin, Sex and the City, Pret a Porter, Purple Rain who had been out of commission... Bodyguard called Sex and the City in the circle as a GME and had a down down for the farewell from her GM's position. Matter of fact Sex and the City got called many times in the circle for down downs. Out of Order got accused of filling up the hash splash glasses too slowly and just sitting there smoking... Cunitingus had to take over the position. Chef de Cuisine who was wearing the shame Hash djellaba (because she was chilly) got in the circle to hand it over to a hasher. The chosen person was Dolly Parton who needs to bring the djellaba back sporting something new. Good luck! Announcements Hash Ball will take place on Saturday April 14th at Harka in Rabat. Fee is 250 dhm/person (hasher and non hasher). Dinner, animation, hash awards, “Hash Got Talents” show, open bar (beer and wine) all evening. Volunteers for the organization and prizes for the raffle are needed. Beer Card for sale at 150 dhm each. NO. GM decided to let down beer cards. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Ah Yeah got in the circle for his traditional Swing Low but before that we had one more favorite song and moves from Bodyguard. Next Run: RUN : # 1391 DATE : 07.04.12 Venue: Sidi Chaffi Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ah Yeah, Just Jean Michel On After BBQ at the site. Grill and charcoal provided. Please bring food to grill, bread, side dishes if you wish and anything else to share. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1389 CACTUS Mar 24, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1389

RUN  : # 1389 DATE : 24.03.12 Gathering TIME: 12:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: MPFree On what felt like a summer day, hashers gathered at Cactus for a run, walk, beer and of course lots of fun. Hashers gathered in a circle and the hare explained his trails for runners and wankers. One beer stop was announced. All met at the beer stop with the help of Ah Yeah to carry everything in his car. Back at the circle and once everybody was there, Holly String with the help of Tsuanmi got into their sales rep mode and sold as many hash items as they could while other hashers were just sipping beer, some in their newly purchased beer Koozies. Hashers had plenty of time to catch up before GM along with other hashers called up the circle as it was time to circle up! MPFree got excellent rating even though Bodyguard accused him of copying his past trails throughout the forest. GM reminded hashers that there should be a minimum of two hares to set the trail. MPFree did set the trail alone and we thank him for doing a great job even with an injured hand (at least it was not an injured foot). Welcome backs were Frog Legs that we hadn't seen in years! Hope to see you more often. El Nino, Karaoke Queen, Wet n' Wild , Just HervŽ were also returnees. Wet n' Wild introduced the newbies. We had Frog Legs' wife Just Karima (not sure she's a true newbie). Just Sa‰d who came with Out of Order and then we had a Greek couple who came with Gyros. Farewell to Baldrick who has been hashing with RH3 for the past year and a half. His farewell gift was a t-shirt signed by hashers. Karaoke Queen and I did it were asked to removed Baldrick's sad looking t-shirt. Compost had the honor to dress him up with his new t-shirt. Baldrick and his wife Ice Queen will be in town on Friday the 13th so there's the possibility to drink beer with them one more time! Accusations poured in. Clean Pants was accused of wanting to give dysentery to all hashers by filling up a bottle of water with some very yellowish content. Hashers wearing non hash gear had a soda down down. Ykes. Frankenstein Jr accused Just Jean Michel of wanting to compete with MPFree by wearing mismatched socks. Frankenstein Jr was then accused of wearing for the first time a hash t-shirt! Actually it was a baseball shirt. Baldrick had received some accusations so did more hashers. Announcements Hash Ball will take place on Saturday April 14th at Harka in Rabat. Volunteer hashers are needed for the hash ball organization Beer Card for sale at 150 dhm each. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Ah Yeah got in the circle for his traditional Swing Low. Next Run: RUN : # 1390 DATE : 31.03.12 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bodyguard + ? On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1389 (Mar 24, 2012)

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Run #1388 HARHOURA FOREST Mar 17, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1388

RUN  : # 1388 DATE : 17.03.12 Gathering TIME: 12:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Clean Pants and I did it Usually spring time means that we start to get closer to the beach. Last Saturday being a very nice day hares had chosen Harhourha forest to set the trail. While setting the train they encountered a beautiful chameleon in the forest and also some very odd looking insects. Didn't look like at first like lots of hashers were coming but it was in the end a very good turnout. Most people even remembered to wear something green. Two harriettes Tsunami and I did it went the extra mile to wear very Irish accessories. Hashers gathered around the circle, hares explained the trail briefly and off we went. Runners and wankers met at the same time at the Beer Stop. Thank you to Out of Order who helped the hares set the Beer Stop. Frankenstein Jr just couldn't resist a tide pool and sat in it of course all dressed up and still wearing his running shoes. Some hashers are just like that! On our way back hashers discovered that the original spot for the circle was taken by a group of people exercising so we moved a bit out of way into the woods. Great spot actually. Cars was taken inside the park, coolers taken out the car, hash splash table set, delicious snacks passed around and of course beer flowing... After enough time socializing a few hashers called up the circle as it was time for some fun. Hares good a good rating. We welcomed back a hasher that came with his daughter that we hadn't seen in a very long time: Rip Van Tinckle. We also welcomed back Olive Oil that also don't come often enough. Other welcome backs were Sewbona, Bodyguard. A late comer with no excuse of having to drive far away to Harhoura forest was Ratatouille. He lives on the other side of the avenue. Caligula accused Oliver Twist of something regarding his English book and the poor kid ran away from the circle as fast as he could! We're still waiting for an explanation. MPFree got an accusation for falling down while running and hurting his right hand very badly. We hope his hand is getting better. Didn't look after the run. Hares got accused of not getting enough beer. Oops! Several hashers were accused of not wearing any hashing gear at all. Must wear hashing gear or you'll get a down down with soda. Ykes! Down down to Holly String and Chef de Cuisine for bringing snacks to share with everyone. Mini pizzas fro Holly String and chocolate chip cookies for Chef de Cuisine. Sewbona also shared some delicious fresh bread. Oceane passed around cookies that she had brought from home and made sure that everybody got a cookie but not two! Sharing spirit at work... Announcements GM made a major announcement that everyone should very carefully: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run from now on! Hash Ball Date will be announced shortly. Bodyguard and volunteers in charge of organizing the hash ball event. Please do come forward if you'd like to be part of the hash ball organization. Volunteer hashers are needed please. Beer Card for sale at 150 dh each. Bodyguard got in the circle for My Name is Joe that replaced the traditional Swing Low. Next Run: RUN : # 1389 DATE : 24.03.12 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree and friend On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1388 (Mar 17, 2012)

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Run #1387 MONEY FACTORY Mar 10, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1387

RUN  : # 1387 DATE : 10.03.12 Gathering TIME: 12:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBread, Purple Rain, Just Selwa When hashers and especially runners think of Money Factory they picture in their head a run through the forest… well not last Saturday! We had no late comers just a few hashers not being able to find where the circle was located. Hares got in the circle, explained a few rules and announced that there'll be one beer stop. Runners took the scenic route through "downtown" Sala El Jadida, and almost thought that the beer stop maybe was at the Metro Supermarket! After running what felt like ages for a few hashers they finally reached the Beer Stop inside the forest, away from construction sites and city dwellers. They actually arrived and left before the walkers showed up. I heard later on that they got slightly off trail meaning completely lost… Some runners made the decision to walk back with the walkers (Clean Pants, Maliboobs, Caligula, MFree and even Compost!). As usual everyone managed to get back to the circle without really losing anyone. Hashers shared snacks, socialized and of course drank their favorite beverage while waiting for the circle. Hares got an overall good rating. On On to them. Newbies came with Chef de Cuisine and also with the Ah Yeah family. We had Just Sylvie with her daughter Just Oceane who Chef de Cuisine made them come and then Just Mylo who goes to school with one of Ah Yeah's kid and was then interrogated by Caligula. Hope to see them all again. In the welcome backs category we had hashers we hadn't seen in a very long time and we were all pleased to have them back. Little Bit, Scrooge and Last Dancer. Compost was a welcome back too but well we saw him only a couple of weeks ago. One welcome back didn't stay for the circle. See you next time Maliboobs. There was a hash naming ceremony for Just Selwa who doesn't sweat according to what we all heard. Just Selwa will only be referred to from now on as Pussy Dry Doll. Welcome to the hash family. There was a second special hash ceremony for the celebration of Scrooge and Last Dancer's 20th wedding anniversary! On On to them and we wish them the best for many more years to come. Compost got accused of ruining his beautiful car by hitting an exhaust pipe on the highway. Ratatouille was accused by our very loud Frankenstein Jr to be too quiet! The hares got an accusation for not putting enough flour down. Our newly elected GM reminded hashers that they must wear hash t-shirt/gear at every hash run. He also announced that Bodyguard will be amongst the hashers putting together this year's Hash Ball. More on that subject soon. Beer Card for sale at 150 dhm each. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low and then it was time for a group pictures and of course an awesome bonfire to drink more beer around it and socialize some more. Next Run: RUN : # 1388 – Green Run for St Patrick's Day Dress code: Wear anything green (don't forget your hash green t-shirts!) DATE : 17.03.12 Venue: Harhoura Forest Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Clean Pants, I did it, Just Adin On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1387 (Mar 10, 2012)

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Run #1386 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Mar 3, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1386

RUN  : # 1386 DATE : 03.03.12 Gathering TIME: 12:30 pm Run Time: 1:00 pm Hares: Bodyguard and Genghis Khan This hash run was announced as a special Hash Event and yes it was. Because there was so much planned for the afternoon the time of the run was announced at 1 pm. What happened do you think? If my memory is not too faulty we were off at 2:30 pm!!! Turns out our hashers were fashionably late and some others were well extremely fashionably late. No matter what we waited until we made sure that all expected hashers were there, including Boris with more beer and ice and Ah Yeah with the family size grill. The hares got in the circle to give hashers the good news that there'll be two beer stops! Remember this was a very special hashing day not to be missed by any means. Runners and wankers met at the first beer stop and then they met again at the second one where it was announced by Bodyguard that the beer at the beer stops was free! Yes who heard correctly, free! Off everybody went maybe a bit more cheerful than usual due to the beer consumption. We all got back to the site to welcome the late comers and socialize. We finally circled up where excellent news was delivered to the present hashers: Free Beer! This being a special event; the announcement of a new GM and the MM team is a big deal. All hashers cheered of course. Too bad for hashers that couldn't come it was definitely an event not too be missed! Late comers were Big Dog, Hot Rocks, Compost, Ice Queen. In the welcome backs category we had Sewbona, Hot Rocks, Baldrick, Ice Queen, Big Dog, Chef de Cuisine, Holly String. Great to see them all. Frankenstein Jr was rowdy during the circle so he had to bend down on one knee and wait for Bodyguard to tell him to get up! I think Big Dog got the same treatment. As you all know since it had been well advertised we had a mismanagement team changeover. Bodyguard led the ceremony by first thanking each one of the present outgoing mismanagement members for having done a great job in their respective positions: Tsunami (RA), Under Construction (Hare Raiser), MPFree (Hash Cash), Chef de Cuisine (Hash Haberdash), Boris (Web Master and Hash Stats) and I did it (Hash Scribe). They got a big down down for all the work they accomplished. On On to them. Then it was time to announce the new GM.... Suspense, suspense.... The honor to leading RH3 goes to Caligula. On On to our new GM Caligula! One by one Caligula called the new and not so new members of his mismanagement team. Here they are: Joint Master: Bodyguard Religious Advisor: Hot Rocks and Wet n Wild Hash Cash: MPFree Hash web master and Hash Stats : Boris and Clean Pants Hash Splash: Out of Order and Cunitingus Hash Haberdash: Holly String and Chef de Cuisine Hash Scribe: I did it Hare Raiser: Gengis Khan Hash DJ: Ah Yeah and Gyros The new mismanagement team had a down down celebration of course with their favourite beverage. Congrats to all of them. We sang Hashy Birthday to Holly String. Some accusations were made too... Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low and then it was time for the BBQ and more fun! There was of course a group picture to immortalize the day. A big thank you to all of you who brought food to share and a special thank you to Bodyguard and MPFree for putting the BBQ together and making all the purchases and last but not least a thank you to Ah Yeah for bringing the family size grill. Thank you all for attending this special hash event. Next Hash: RUN : # 1387 DATE : 10.03.12 Venue: Money Factory Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBread and friends On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1386 (Mar 3, 2012)

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Run #1385 GOLF COURSE #1 Feb 25, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1385

RUN  : # 1385 DATE : 25.02.12 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Bodyguard Bodyguard took over Ah Yeah who had been scheduled to hare on that Saturday. Some hashers are probably still regretting right now that it hadn't been Ah Yeah! Slowly but surely hashers arrived at Golf 1 with no true late comers but certainly two early comers who arrived that they got the directions wrong. Bodyguard the hare got in the circle with his chosen co-hare Tsunami for the wankers. He described to the only true newbie how to find the right trail. Tsunami explained to the wankers where they could walk. Bodyguard had the very sad announcement that there'd most likely be no beer stop. So off we all went but as runners were setting off they came across Ah Yeah and family who gladly accepted to do the beer stop for the runners. According to the walkers they had a nice long walk. According to the runners they had a f...ing long run! Maybe MPFree doesn't belong in that runners category but more on that later... All runners survived part 1 to the Beer Stop where they found Ah Yeah and Gyros cars. It was a Beer Stop that doubled up as a view stop where some hashers were telling stories of running up and down the hills. Newbies didn't know what to expect so maybe they thought that Part 2 was an easy run back to the circle. The no newbies unfortunately knew exactly what to expect and the cars parked at the beer stop looked awfully nice... Well runners did survive Part 2 that was as long if not longer that Part 1 and all made it back to the circle with some maybe thinking that the Rabat Hash is for no wankers. It was then time to share snacks, drink beer and chat with all the new people that came last Saturday. We had four new hashers last Saturday and we were very happy to see that they found us via our website and hashers contacted them to give them either rides or directions. One of them even made sure that he had two rides! The circle was called and MPFree got in and ask Bodyguard and his co-hare Tsunami in the circle. Every hasher had the opportunity to rate the run and the walk. As usual most hashers were of course very pleased. There was one true newbie called Just Jean Michel who we hope to see again Two visiting hashers were among us that came from the Muscat Hash in Oman. Bugle Bum and Madam Chair were fun hashers to have and we hope that next time they are in Morocco they will join us again. Then we had a hasher that recently moved to Rabat whose previous hash was in Sana, Yemen. I could introduce him as either Just Guido or as Western Boy but you see it was absolutely necessary to be there to know why he has two names. And by the way, I blame Under Construction for that one... He introduced himself as Western Boy but Madam Chair discovered the fraud once the circle was over. Bodyguard made up a great story why he had been named Western Boy... we'll remember all of this when it'll be time for his hash naming ceremony! We saw some returnees also. Among them there were at least I did it (yes myself) and El Nino... MPFree got an accusation for being a wimp and getting a ride back after the beer stop. He also got an accusation for his mismatched socks. The hare got accused for making the runners run along the polluted road but he also got an On Down for being the hare when no one else stepped in. More accusations poured in and beer was handed over by Wet'Wild our Hash Splash for the day. We sang Hashy Birthday to Bodyguard who just turned 21. Announcements: Mismanagement election on March 3rd to be followed by a BBQ to celebrate. Come to elect your new mismanagement and for a fun celebration. Beer cards for sale at 150 dh each. No need to have the exact change anymore if you have a beer card... Ah Yeah got in the circle for several versions of Swing Low. I have to say that Bugle Bum found Ah Yeah's versions of Swing Low hilarious as he couldn't stop laughing... :) Next Hash: Big Event- New Mismanagement election – Not to be missed RUN : # 1385 DATE : 03.03.12 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  12:30 pm – yes it's that early Run Time: 1:00 pm Hares: Bodyguard + ? On BBQ After: Please bring food to share with everyone On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1385 (Feb 25, 2012)

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Run #1384 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Feb 18, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN"  : # 1384

RUN"  : # 1384 DATE : 18.02.12 Site: Kamel Trophy Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Boris Few hashers showed up this Saturday. Shame on the others. Nice afternoon, we were only five hashers with a newbie who came with Cleanpants. Circle up. Boris gave explanation and all decided to run. No wankers. First String and Walkie-talkie stayed behind. The trail was awesome: we run a little into the forest, a little in the bed of the river "Oued Cherrate", up and down and finally back to the circle. No beer stop was needed. We called for a circle up in due form. Down down for FRB (guess who?). - Newbie: Cleanpants introduced Just Kate Feldman. On on. - Welcome back: First String and Walkie-talkie coming with T-Bread. - Accusations: many accusations. Don't remember all. Anyway, every one got an accusation. MpFree got accused by Boris for finishing the run by walk. Bullshit. Boris had a leg hurts and MpFree accompanied him by walk. All the small group did the Swing low, and then decided to end the afternoon at "Brochettes AlAndalous" for (yum) an appetizing meal. On on, MpFree

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1384 (Feb 18, 2012)

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Run #1383 Mehdi's house in Harhoura Feb 11, 2012 RH3 Scribe

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Run #1383 Saturday 11 Feb. 2012 Site: Just MehdiIdrissi's Place Harhoura Hares: Just Mehdi, Purple Rain, OutOfOrder Just Mehdi's place is near Hotel Yassmine at Harhoura. The circle is to be in front of the house facing the sea. It was too cold. The run started lately, waiting for latecomers to show up. Wankers trail was set through houses which border the sea. Runners trail was set inside the forest, and it was much appreciated because of the paths through the trees and not along the public trail. Runner and walkers met at the beer stop, but no water no beer. Just mehdi, the newbie and co-hare in charge of the beer stop had missed something! Naming ceremony: The ceremony was conducted by Bodyguard. From now on, ust Mehdi will be known as "Tuning freak". Doesn't he play guitar? Accusations: - Hares for missing the beer stop. - MpFree, on behalf of the mess-Management for escaping the last Saterday run. What else... Swing low made by ... Ah Yeah! On on MpFree Next Run: #1383 - BORIS.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1383 (Feb 11, 2012)

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Run #1382 GOLF COURSE #1 Feb 4, 2012 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1382

RUN : # 1382 Hiiiiiii ... > Last Run 04 Fév 2012... > Site : GOLF 1 > Hares : y'en a pas > Hashers : 2 ....Caligula + Genghis Khan (2 : Nouveau record du RH3 !!!) > Beer stop : y'en a pas , c'est normal, y'a pas de beers !!! > Cercle : y'en a pas, because 1+1 ça ne fait pas un cercle !!! > Accusations : y'en aura bezzzzefff next HASH ! > > BUENOS DIAS A TODOS ... > > Kémal Baghdadli

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1382 (Feb 4, 2012)

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Run #1381 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jan 28, 2012 RH3 Scribe

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HASH TRASH RUN : # 1381 DATE : 28.01.12 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Just Darley Steide, Wild and wet, Forever just, Golf III Just Darley (Hare) announced a good run with many beer stops. Waw! The run was indeed very awesome. Warm sunny day, twisty trail in the shade between trees. Appreciated. There were many beer stops with plenty of beer names written on the floor with the f... flour. The runners had to hold their thirst and wait for the circle for the fight it out with the hare... Anyway, the joke did its effect :-) Returnee: Forever Just. Naming ceremony: From now on, Just Darley Steide, our famous hare today, will be known as "Cant remember a shit". Indeed, he already had a hash name by the past, but can't remember it. On On MpFree

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1381 (Jan 28, 2012)

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Run #1380 MONEY FACTORY Jan 21, 2012 RH3 Scribe

HASH TRASH

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1380 DATE : 21.01.12 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ah Yeah and Dolly Parton On a sunny but chilly Saturday afternoon hashers made their way to Money Factory site. Unfortunately one hasher got lost, couldn't find the site and so turned around. Hares waited for the late comers to arrive as it would have been sad to miss the run or walk through the forest. Since there was no newbies explanations about the run were quick. Ah Yeah did announce that there would be no beer stop as he didn't want the runners to freeze while standing around. Ah Yeah led the runners trail but since he had used semolina instead of flour he had a hard time at times to remember where the marks were! Runners had to turn around a couple of times as the hare was slightly lost… Runners passed the usual cows, sheep, goats, dogs, random people, even a turtle but never they had seen before a grand taxi driven by a child that could barely see above the steering wheel! And they saw it twice as the kid was apparently practicing for his future job. No one was lost and everybody made it back to the circle. After some relaxation time the circle was called up. MPFree got in the circle and asked hashers to rate the run and walk. The hares got very positive feedback. The FRBs were TBread and Bodyguard as they were way ahead of the rest of the pack. There was no newbies but there was several returnees: You love me, Nine one one and somebody else. Happy to see them all. Ah Yeah's cue little dog seemed to enjoy the circle along with everyone else there. Some hashers got accused of doing some very bad things! Announcements Hares are still needed Beer cards for sale at 150 dh each. No need to have the exact change anymore if you have a beer card… Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers picked up some wood and a bonfire was started with the help of some brochures. Hashers of all ages gathered around the fire to warm up and enjoy their favorite drink (maybe not for the young ones). On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1380 (Jan 21, 2012)

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Run #1378 GOLF COURSE #1 Jan 7, 2012 I did it

RUN : # 1378

RUN : # 1378 DATE : 07.01.12 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Purple Rain, Cunitingus, Out of Order We were back last Saturday at our most popular site meaning Golf 1. It seems that some hashers were in no hurry to arrive as we had several late comers. Hares got in the circle and off everybody went and some of the late comers managed to catch up with the pack while others kind of failed. To the runners surprise, the trail was set in a very geometric way as some hashers pointed out. Since not all runners run at the same speed a few groups formed and the ones behind were not to be seen until back at the circle. Most runners and all wankers met at the Beer Stop set up at Ceinture Verte. TBread who arrived after we had all left managed to catch up with the first runners group. On On! Back at the circle the first runners to arrive found some late comers that arrived so late that they just decided to wait for everyone to come back. Runners had plenty of time to rest from their long run while waiting for the rest of the hashers to show up. Two runners that did get lost were picked up by the beer stop car and had a triumphant arrival! Before the circle was called, the traditional French Galette des Rois was distributed to all hashers. Kids were first served of course hoping to get the lucky charm hidden in one of the galettes to they could be crowned king or queen! We had two kings, Under Construction and ….!!! Hares got in the circle for their approval rating. They got a big on on even though the trail was lacking some roundabouts according to some runners. For welcome backs, we had Holly String and Mr Propre. I don’t know if we should count the late comers as they were so many of them. Under Construction and Just Rim got accused of getting lost on trail. Even though our beloved Frankenstein Jr has moved elsewhere in Morocco he was still present in spirit as several accusations were called by him! Bodyguard, Caligula, Ah Yeah, Gengis Khan and more all got accused by him. Bodyguard had a down down for all hashers present at the circle in honor of Frankenstein-Jr Accusations kept on pouring literally… until it was time for Swing Low as it was just getting too dark. Announcements Hares are needed. Merzouga t-shirts for sale. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. A big thank you to Purple Rain and T Bread for the Galette des Rois. Absolutely delicious. Ah Yeah who should be named the bonfire Master picked up some dead wood and started a bonfire so hashers could warm and continue on drinking their favorite beverage. Hashers lingered on for quite some time until it was time to think about dinner. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1377 MERZUGA Dec 31, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1377

RUN : # 1377 DATE : 31.12.11 Gathering TIME: 11:00 am at the auberge Run Time: 11:30 am Hares: Boris, I did it Hashers and friends of hashers drove in big number all the way to Merzouga for a New Year's weekend far far away from Rabat. Some of them arrived on Thursday evening and the rest of the gang made it on Friday. The very wise decision was made to start the hash run/trek on the early side of Saturday. Even if we came to Merzouga without any flour Boris managed to get 4 kg of flour from the kitchen to make sure that a proper trail was going to be set in the sand dunes! Boris and I did it left about 20 min ahead of the pack to set a trail going up and down and along the magnificent sand dunes of Merzouga. Two camels were rented out to carry beer, water and packed sandwiches for the Beer Stop/Lunch Stop. Boris and I did it arrived at the beer stop at about the same time than the camels and the few hashers mainly children who had followed them. Some hashers climbed to the top of the sand dune for an awesome view and to see where the rest of the pack really was! Hashers did make it in various groups with Bodyguard and Overdrive being the first ones to arrive exhausted from the run. The rest of them arrived in several groups. This is the Hash so of course no run can go smoothly…. Tsunami arrived but to announce that El Nino was somewhere behind in the sand dunes. Yes we had a lost on trail! No worries, we could see him and a quad was sent to pick him up and to bring to the Beer Stop (he had been denied the previous day from riding a quad as too young but El Nino did manage to get his quad ride… On On). Hashers were rested after lunch and enjoyed beer as well of course as the beautiful scenery. Eventually it was time to head back. All 6 kids rode the camels as the rest of the group walked back to the auberge. By the time hashers arrived it was getting close to sunset and the circle had to be called even though a few hashers seemed to be missing in action! Yes more hashers lost on trail… Hares got thumbs up for setting the trail. Merzouga attracted hashers that we hadn't seen in a very long time: Chimney and Caviar. Overdrive came from Tarifa to be with us as well. In the returnee category we of course had Absolut Elf who came from Allicante! Just Raissoun and Snigoorka's sister were also returnees. Some hashers who came to Merzouga were not present at the circle. Nosy Parker and Just Raissoun preferred a sunset camel ride. Red Square and Just Mehdi took off to explore the area and weren't back on time for the circle. We had some newbies as well. Just Yasmina, Just Lamia and Just Sim. We welcome them and hope to see them again in Rabat and thank you for coming to hang out with us. Accusations went to the lost on trail hashers: El Nino, Purple Rain yes who got lost on her way back. There was also a hash naming ceremony for two hashers. Bodyguard named Chimney's daughter who from now on will only known as Matriochka. Overdive named Purple Rain's son Nail who from now on will only be known as Desert Storm. On On to the new official hashers. Overdrive was all the hashers kneeling down a traditional hash prayer. After a few more songs from Overdrive and Bodyguard hashers enjoyed the beautiful sunset in Merzouga. Announcements Hares are needed. We have no hares for coming runs. Merzouga t-shirts for sale at 50 dhm each. Even if you weren't there you can still have your Merzouga t-shirt! The New Year's Festivities followed that evening. We thank Under Construction and Just Mehdi for bringing their guitars and equipment with them to Merzouga. Overdive and Bodyguard provided songs and dances for entertainment on New Year's Eve. Purple Rain took lots of pictures for great memories of a very special hash weekend. Finally a big thank you to everyone who made the drive to Merzouga and made this weekend a very fun one. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1377 (Dec 31, 2011)

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Run #1376 GOLF COURSE #1 Dec 24, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1376

RUN  : # 1376 DATE : 24.12.11 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBread, Just Sonia and Just Adam Don’t think because TBread was attending a Christmas Eve dinner he was going to be nice to the runners! Some rather new hashers who had apparently never experienced a trail set by TBread were actually in for a surprise. More on that later. Hashers waited for everybody to show and we realized that we might finish the run in the dark, GM called the circle, hares gave explanations of the walk and run and then off we all went. Runners and wankers met at the Beer Stop. Some runners already looked rather exhausted by then. To everybody’s surprise it was discovered that Baldrick was missing and Ice Queen was rather worried about his disappearance. Some hashers enjoyed the entertainment provided by Out of Order’s car taking turns driving it up and down the dirt road. After everyone looked well rested TBread announced that the way back was not straight down the path but that there was an additional “small loop”. A couple of hashers by the names of I did it and Clean Pants knew TBread just too well to believe in the term “small loop” and ran straight back to the circle (which was long enough…) others just didn’t know… while the rest of the pack just enjoy a rather long run! Anyway back at the circle, wankers, a few runners and Baldrick that wasn’t so lost waited and waited for the loop runners to finally show up. Shortly after everybody was back the circle was called. GM designated Bodyguard to be in charge of the circle as a Christmas turkey was waiting at home to make it into the oven and onto the table later on that evening. And yes a yummy roasted turkey was served at Christmas Eve dinner…. Hares got called in the circle to get their rating. Hashers seemed to approve of the run and walk and the hares had their down down. Returnees were Baldrick, Ice Queen, Tsunami, Iron Maiden and of course Gengis Khan! Out of Order and Iron Maiden were late comers that day. There was one newbie, Just Adin who came with Clean Pants. We hope to see him again. Bodyguard called I did it in the circle who in turn called our former RA Tsunami in the circle for a Hash Naming Ceremony. From now on T Bread’s children will only be known by their Hash Names. Just Sonia is now Walkie-Talkie and Just Adam First String. On On to both of them for becoming official hashers. Baldrick got accused of getting lost on trail and TBread got accused of losing Baldrick on trail!! Out of Order along with Tsunami and Nosy Parker got accused of spending too much time in Out of Order’s car. Announcement: New Year’s in Merzouga. 350 dhm/person per day for full board in dble occupancy. Bring warm clothes, drinks… Don’t forget about carpooling! Reminder: On New Year’s Eve, we’ll exchange gifts among hashers. Please bring with you a present to exchange. The idea is not to break the bank so anywhere between 50 dhm and 100 dhm is good. Bodyguard got in the circle for Swing Low as some hashers had a Christmas Eve Dinner to go to! Next Hash: RUN : # 1377 DATE : 31.12.11 Venue: MERZOUGA, somewhere in the sand dunes…. Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1376 (Dec 24, 2011)

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Run #1373 CACTUS Dec 3, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1373

RUN  : # 1373 DATE : 03.12.11 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Frankenstein Jr Bodyguard and Sewbona The site is called Cactus but we do meet and run in the forest which is probably better anyway! Once again hashers came in big numbers to enjoy a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Around 3:15 GM called the circle and our hares gave brief descriptions about the run and walk. Runners an wankers met at Beer Stop while discussing the new Equestrian center being build nearby that didn’t seem to be there just a few months ago. No one got lost and everyone seemed to have enjoyed their run through the woods and walk for others. Back at the circle, hashers started drinking their favorite beverage while Oliver Twist and I did it were cleaning up the down down mugs to have them ready for the circle. The circle was called before hashers started to get too cold! Hares got in the circle and they got rated for how well or how poorly they set the trails. It was overall a good rating. Everyone seems to enjoy a run in the forest. There were two virgins last Saturday. Just Salima who came with Bodyguard... and Just Yassine who unfortunately or fortunately came with no one! Ah Yeah was our late comer for last Saturday. We welcomed back Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton and children. We also welcomed back Hashy Baba, Just Sonia and Just Adam. TBread stood in for Just Adam and gave a very lame excuse why his son couldn’t come more often. Just Sonia on the hand accused her dad of not letting her come hashing on Saturdays!! That’s definitely a valid accusation. Oliver Twist announced that his birthday was coming up! Hashy birthday celebration this coming Saturday. New shoes for Frankenstein Jr who had a down down straight out of them. That’s the price to pay for wearing new shoes! Then GM let hashers accused one another. MPFree had an accusation for wearing mismatching socks; a black sock and a white one. More downs downs were drank for accusations. Announcements: Check your emails for RH3 announcement for upcoming New Year’s in Merzouga. Deadline is Dec 15th. Elvis got in the circle and picked the newbies for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1374 DATE : 10.12.11 Venue: Bled Dendoune Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton and family On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1373 (Dec 3, 2011)

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Run #1372 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 26, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1372

RUN  : # 1372 DATE : 26.11.11 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Just Darley After all that rain we had a sunny, warm day that attracted lots of hashers to enjoy an afternoon of fun. Some non hashers decided to use Golf III site for a picnic so we used Frankenstein Jr to direct to a site further down and more inside the forest. After waiting for the late comers to arrive we finally called the circle so we could get moving. Runners and wankers met at the beer stop. One hare was surprised to see the runners so soon. I think he underestimated our team work to find our way in the woods! Some runners with very good and fast legs added a few more kms to the run so they could justify drinking more beer. Back at the circle we found Frankenstein Jr playing with a toy helicopter that also qualified as a boombox! Anyway after several failed tries it was finally lift off time for the helicopter. Well the helicopter definitely took off and went up high in the air and then had a spectacular crash landing in the woods! The helicopter did survive, on the other Frankenstein Jr seemed crushed by the ordeal. GM called the circle for the fun part of the afternoon. Hares got in the circle and BodyGuard asked every hasher to give one word to describe the run. Lots of interesting words were given to describe the run and walk. There was one true virgin; Just Kenza who came with her baby. We had also a newbie to RH3; Captain Six Packs. His mother Hash is in Kinshasa. Very disappointed to report that he didn’t show his six packs... well another time maybe. Among the returnees there was one that the Rabat Hash hadn’t see in years. Welcome back to Ice Cool (if I got the name right!). We also welcomed back 911, No Strings Attached, Boris’ brother and his wife. Caligula stepped into the circle for Just Darley naming ceremony. Names were thrown out there but it all came down to the fact that Just Darley seemed to have forgotten the hash name that was given to him years back. From now on Just Darley will only be known to his fellow hashers as CRS standing for Can’t Remember Shit!! There was a special down down for three hashers who ran the Ceuta ½ marathon and all under 2 hours time. Boris and Ratatouille ran extremely well and BodyGuard did very well. They all did so well that the evening was spent celebrating. There a first farewell amongst more to come I believe for Just Emma who will be leaving us in January but not before she receives a hash name of course. Rabat Hash will become her mother Hash! So many accusations last Saturday. Captain Six Pack was accused of wearing very funky socks and competing directly with MPFree who is well known for his unconventional socks. Frankenstein Jr got a down down because for the first time in the history of the hash he actually lit his cigar and smoked it!!! Yes that’s true. Caligula showed him how after all those years of just sucking on it... Many down downs involved Sex and the City, Baldrick, BodyGuard and Sewbonna. As you know if the GM has a down down then all GME’s have to drink with her and vice versa. By the end of the circle they were extremely cheerful. Caligula missed a down down for having new shoes as his own decided that he wasn’t wearing new shoes but Cunitingus had one for bringing his new car. Cunitingus showed up in a apple green R4! Very fancy I must say. Announcements: Happy Hour at the Marine House on Friday Dec 2nd unless it’s postponed yet again.... Hash New Year’s weekend in Merzouga is coming up. More info will be given shortly regarding accommodation, program, cost... Elvis got in the circle and picked the newbies for Swing Low. When we thought it was all over, Bodyguard did his version of Swing Low! Next Hash: RUN : # 1373 DATE : 03.12.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bodyguard, Sewbona and ?? On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1372 (Nov 26, 2011)

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Run #1371 HARHOURA FOREST Nov 19, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1371

RUN : # 1371 DATE : 19.11.11 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Whorehoscope, Elvis Rain, rain and more rain; that’s how the day started! So our hares had a little problem with all the rain and the flour and opted for a live run. Despite the promise of rain in the afternoon hashers did turn up! Maybe not in a big number so a big On On to hashers who came last Saturday. Once Nosy Parker arrived it was decided that it was time to circle up and start the walk and run before any major downpours. Since it was a live run there was no beer stop but runners did pause by the sea to admire the raging ocean. Well only Elvis seemed to be mesmerized by the scenery as three tomboys by the name of Whorehoscope, Sex and the City and I did It were discussing which soccer team was playing in the evening. Runners and wankers met up towards the end to run together back to the circle. Cookies were passed around but everyone seemed very quiet so we moved to the beer instead. For fear of more rain, GM called the circle and the hares got inside the circle for their rating. Three quarters of the present hashers were returnees. We had Sex and the City, I did it, MPFree, Matador, Just Emma and of course Sewbona! Some hashers seem to enjoy the rain after all. We then had a down down for the poor left out hashers who were present the previous Saturday; Nosy Parker, Whorehoscope and Elvis. There was a farewell as our beloved Whorehoscope is going back to the US after two years in Morocco. She’ll be missed but we could see her again soon... Announcement: Happy Hour at the Marine House this Friday Nov 25th. Accusations poured in and Elvis our hash splash for the day made sure that glasses were well filled! Elvis accused Sex and the City, Whorehoscope and I did it of being tomboys and lacking romanticism! Sex and the City accused I did it of being a fancy harriette for wearing rain boots with whales design on them. I did it even showed her red painted toenails. Sewbona and Sex and the City got accused several times and had several down downs. MPFree, Nosy Parked Sex and the City, Matador, Elvis, Just Emma, Whorehoscope got accused of not wearing anything Hash related. MPFree for once did wear sporty socks. Sewbona and I did it got a down down for being the only hashers wearing hash gear. Everybody got accused in one way or another and by the time we reached Swing Low hashers were in an extremely happy mood. Elvis got in the circle and performed a very special version of Swing Low with Sewbona. Had to be there to see it! By the time we finished the circle, hashers were extremely chatty and everyone was having a great time. We had to go soon after we closed up the circle as the sky opened up again! Party Animal did show up as we were packing up. Next Hash: RUN : # 1372 DATE : 26.11.11 Venue: Golf III Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City and Just Darley On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1371 (Nov 19, 2011)

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Run #1368 GOLF COURSE #1 Oct 29, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1368

RUN  : # 1368 DATE : 29.10.11 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: El Nino, Left Corner, Right Corner, 911 On this Saturday preceding Halloween it was decided that children will be hares and set the trails. Some young hares set the trail with the help of more experienced hashers while others came a bit later to give them their full support (Ah Yeah’s boys and Boris’ daughter). Some hashers came dressed up for Halloween. Later comers met the rest of the group at the Beer Stop. Treats were passed around at the Beer Stop. Once back from the run socializing time was cut down as hashers had to prepare for a very important event that night so GM called the circle. The young hares got a big down down (no beer yet!) for their first time setting the trails. They did an excellent job and even included a beer stop... A big On On of course to the parents who supported their kids. Well we had several returnees. They were Just Darley, Just Emily, Just Mason. There was a whole team of late comers all with useless excuses. Elvis with I did it, Baldrick, Ice Queen had a story of a missed train.... Ah Yeah and kids were just showing off in their red convertible and lost track of time! Caligula left the car behind in the garage and possibly got lost making his way to Golf 1. Bob the Builder and Boob Job had some kids story. I don’t remember Clean Pants’ excuse but he was found running the trail the wrong way trying to catch to the FRBs. We had a down down competition between Caligula and Ah Yeah. Do you really need to know who was the winner but I can admit that it was a close call. Caligula, watch out for Ah Yeah! Elvis got accused for showing up dressed in proper slacks and for staying behind waiting for everyone to come back. GM got accused of not remembering the beer stop she had set up with the hares. Elvis got in the circle and performed Swing Low. Beer was quickly drank as hashers headed home to get ready for the evening’s Hash Halloween party. Next Hash: RUN : # 1369 DATE : 05.11.11 Venue: Golf 2 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1368 (Oct 29, 2011)

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Run #1367 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Oct 22, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1367

RUN  : # 1367 DATE : 22/10/11 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Tsunami, Bob the Builder, Under Construction A Saturday after a Hash weekend usually draws a big crowd as hashers who stayed in town are eager to hear about the weekend or maybe it was just the beautiful end of summer weather that convinced hashers to come out. Whatever the reasons it was surely nice to see so many hashers together. It had the atmosphere of a family reunion… We eventually decided that everyone was present or at least almost and it was time to call the circle and ask the hares what they in store for us; two trails, a beer stop and possibly getting lost (yes the hares got lost setting the trails!). Wankers and runners went their separate way to meet at the beer stop. Not everyone runner arrived together, some came from one side (possibly the right one) others such as Elvis and I did it from another one. They both got lost on trail and consequently added more mileage to the run. Compost led the pack with a live run after the Beer Stop while some runners stayed behind fearful of what Compost could do to their legs. Eventually all met back at the circle and discovered that a few late comers were just arriving or had arrived but missed the run altogether. Tsuanmi passed around a homemade cake and olives. Yummy cake, thank you. After some food, a good amount of beer and some catching up with everyone GM called the circle. Not sure if we had any FRB but we had some good runners! Two newbies from Tangier took the train to see what RH3 was like. They promised to come back. Welcome Patch Liquor and Pink Labia. There was one true Virgin by the name of Just Cedric. Hope we didn't scare him away and that he'll come back. Well we had several returnees and some of them we hadn't seen in quite a while. Gengis Khan, Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton and family, Hucklberry Hyatt, Ratatouille were all returnees. Great to see everyone of you. We celebrated some milestone runs with 50 runs for Ratatouille and 25 for Clean Pants. They each received a mug from GM. On On to both of them. Accusations poured in. Frankenstein Jr did accuse Vital Stastics of something and her down down beer ended up in her bra! As usual Hash Scribe cannot remember the rest of the accusations. Special down down for Genghis Khan who just became a grandfather. Yep that's possible. Elvis also got a down down for running his second marathon within a month, this time it was the Istanbul Marathon that he ran in the rain. We had a second farewell for Toy Boy! The first one from the previous Saturday turned into a failed one and I did it shared the down down with him for that one. Toy Boy, the Rabat Hash will miss your personality and we all hope to see you again soon. The Hash Halloween party team composed of MPFree, Professor Pepperoni, Purple Rain, Nosy Parker, Tsunami, Under Construction and I did it got a down down for putting the event together. Don't forget your Halloween costumes as there'll be prizes. Elvis got in the circle, handpicked all the newbies and performed Swing Low. Hashers stayed behind to enjoy the rest of the beer among friends on a warm evening. Next Hash: RUN : # 1368 DATE : 29.10.11 Venue: Golf 1 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: KIDS…! We need children On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1367 (Oct 22, 2011)

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Run #1366 Chefchaoun Oct 15, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1366

RUN  : # 1366 DATE : 15/10/11 Venue: Chefchaouen Gathering TIME:  1:30 pm Hares T Bread Most of the hashers made the drive to Chefchouen on Friday. Some arrive early evening while others in the middle of the night. The rest of the pack arrived Saturday throughout the day. What do hashers do on a beautiful morning in Chefchaouen? Not much turns out except for lounging on the terrace after an outdoor breakfast, some just relaxing and others recovering from the night before... A few got very busy in the kitchen preparing and packing sandwiches for everyone for the afternoon's trek to God's Bridge. LaidBack couldn't secure a donkey so opted for a leisure walk throughout the medina instead. Toy Boy, Forever Juste, I did it, Just Emma, Just Houda and Just Aura were just too lazy to get moving and opted for a walk to the mosque and beyond. Vital Statistics, Tsunami, Under Construction, Just Christopher and Just Aggie who drove from Rabat on Saturday went straight to the meeting point for the trek to God's Bridge. The trek to God's Bridge was spectacular and challenging and kept hashers busy all afternoon and even early evening.... Under Construction and Out of Order went for a swim in the cold stream and had a blast. Grand Canyon called the hashers to come back but in the end he was the last one to arrive back at the meeting point. The falls and God's Bridge were worth all the effort and were magnificent. Hashers stood right below it. Back at the meeting point where the cars were, Gyros passed wine around and Vital Statistics offered a variety of dried and fresh fruits to some very tired hashers. Hashers back at the riad almost called the search rescue! No worries, they all made it safe back to the riad where they could unwind with their favorite beverage. After some hashers went to their rooms to make themselves handsome and beautiful it was time to call the circle since it was already dinner time. The circle took place on the lovely terrace and GM called the only hare in the circle and asked around for feedback from the trek/run. We welcomed two virgins to the Rabat Hash; Just Christopher and Just Aggie who came with Under Construction and Tsunami. Worth to mention also that they came all the way from Greece. Yes yes they did. For newbie we had Eat My Nipples who came straight (or almost) from a Hash Kennel from Florida. We had several returnees and they were Just Naima, Out of Order, Vital Statistics, Just Athena. We bid our farewell to Toy Boy. We enjoyed having him back and we are sad to see him leave already. The evening continued with an outdoor buffet and lots of dancing to the music of our DJ Gyros. Late in the evening, some hashers did a cappella Moroccan tunes. Very lovely. Hare of the Dog Run didn't happen on Sunday. Only LaidBack and Calamity Jane were early risers and besides everyone enjoyed a lazy morning on the terrace. We had two very early birds who took the road around 6 am to go back to Rabat. On On to them since all of us were deep asleep at that time... We got the visit of some hashers from Tangier. Welcome to them and we hope to see them soon in Rabat. The morning until lunch time was spent leisuring around either in the medina or at the riad. We all gathered one more time for lunch and then hashers started packing for the drive home. Thank you to Sex and the City, Under Construction, DJ Gyros and all the hashers who helped organizing and running this Chefchaouen weekend. Of course thank you to all the hashers that came to Chefchouen. Next Hash: RUN : # 1367 DATE : 22.10.11 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Tsunami, Under Construction, Bob the Builder On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1366 (Oct 15, 2011)

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Run #1365 LOONEY TUNES RUN Oct 8, 2011 I did it

RUN� : # 1365

RUN� : # 1365 DATE : 08/10/11 Venue: Looney Tunes Gathering TIME:� 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Purple Rain, Cunitingus On another warm and sunny day in Morocco hashers gathered at Looney Tunes by the sea. To our surprise again, there were no late comers! What's wrong with these hashers these days, do they actually listen? Circle was called by GM, hares got inside for info and then off we went. Somehow every hasher made it to the Beer Stop but that wasn't without some difficulties. Some runners followed a flour arrow that put them on the return trail towards the car. Anyhow after probably realizing that there was no one behind TBread and Just Adam turned around... Same for Elvis, Hot Salsa and Compost. Some of wankers seem to have enjoyed the display of farm animals on the trail. Thanks Tsunami for capturing this great picture. You never know what hashers might encounter! We did have a FRB and it was Just Adam. TBread and I did it weren't too far behind but Just Adam made it back first. On On We had several returnees but some didn't get a proper welcome back so more down downs to them at the next circle. In that category we had Hot Salsa that we hadn't seen in a very very long time, Under Construction, Frankenstein Jr, Caligula, Nosy Parker and whoever else was a welcome back. We had a separate welcome back to Gyros who had left early the previous Saturday. One new virgin dared showing up last Saturday who came with I did it. Welcome Just Emma. Cunitingus accused Caligula, MpFree, Elvis, Compost, I Did It (possibly more) of shortcutting the trail by jumping over a ditch full of water! I did it barely made it to the other side but I can report that the crossing was successful. Cunitingus accused I Did It one more time for having snazzy toe nails. Your hash scribe is a harriette! Some hashers should have been accused of going grocery shopping on trail. The accused ones are MPFree, Matador and Gyros. More accusations poured in but maybe your hash scribe/hash splash had one too many beers to remember! Chefchaouen this coming weekend: Don't forget to bring your own favorite beverage! RH3 will have beer but better be on the safe side :). The fun starts Friday night for the early birds. Hash Halloween on Saturday Oct 29th is the following event and then mark the date in your calendar for the popular Oulmes weekend coming the holiday weekend of Nov 18th. Marine Corps Ball at L'Amphitrite happening Friday Nov 11th (650 dhm/person for open bar and dinner). See Just Darley or Calamity Jane if you'd like to attend. Deadline for tickets is Nov 1st. Elvis handpicked Just Emma and got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers stayed behind for a group picture and the sun setting over the ocean. Next Hash: Chefchaouen weekend RUN : # 1366 DATE : 15.10.11 Venue: Chefchaouen Gathering TIME:� TBA but around midday Hares: TBread and ? RUN : # 1367 � Hare of the Dog Run DATE : 16.10.11 Venue: Chefchaouen Gathering TIME:� 10:00 am Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1364 Cemetery Peninsula (barrage run) Oct 1, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1364

RUN  : # 1364 DATE : 01/10/11 Venue: Cemetery Peninsula – New site! Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Forever Juste, Laidback, Toy Boy, Absolut Elf and I did it Getting to a new site even if directions are given always seems to be a challenge for a few of our hashers but eventually after phone calls all managed to get there and surprisingly we had no true late comers! One hare had the scare of his life and a plan was almost put into action to find his replacement. Two hashers who tagged along for a sunny day out at the lake got enrolled as hares and accompanied LaidBack to the bottom of the hill to set the walkers trail. For a few seconds there, the runners trail almost didn’t happen but that’s part of the accusations. Once hares and hashers were all there, GM asked the hares in the circle to briefly describe the trails. Only one hare was able to do that, as we all know hares can be totally half minded when it comes to know where trails are set. Happy to report that everyone minus Laidback who wasn’t going back to the bottom of the hill under any circumstances met at the Beer Stop. And what a Beer Stop that doubled as a Swim Stop! Lots of swimming, drinking and then we all had to go back up the hill but what a beautiful view. Some runners with good legs ran most of the way up. After the walkers finally reached the top and some refreshing beer was passed around, GM and I did it called the circle. GM thanked everyone for being here at the awesome new site (maybe not Laiback’s favorite one!). Boris introduced the newbies Just Aurora and Just Houda to the group. Welcome to them. I did it welcomed back all the hashers we hadn’t since in a while and who disappeared with no valid reasons. Work, traveling, busy, out the country… only excuses. We happily welcomed back Matador, LaidBack, Grand Canyon, Hot Rocks, Absolut Elf, Just Mason, Just Emily. It was definitely a special welcome back for Absolut Elf last Saturday who came for a brief visit. After welcoming back Absolut Elf we decided to send her off with a Farewell down down. Rests assure everyone, she’ll be back! We had a special down down for Elvis who ran the Berlin marathon under 3 hours. A big On On to him. GM gave us some major announcements. Chefchaouen Weekend Oct 15th – 16th and reminded that everyone had to pay in advance as space was extremely limited. Hash Halloween Party will take place on Saturday October 29th. Ratatouille kindly offered his house in Harhourha as the venue. An organizing committee is meeting this Thursday at 7 pm at Calamity Jane’s to discuss logistics of the party. All of this out the way, it was time for the accusations. First accusation definitely went to Toy Boy who had assumed he had been bitten by a snake while setting the trail! We almost had a dead on trail hare! After some expertise advice it was apparently decided that he was stung twice by wasps… We are happy to report that by the time the circle was over Toy Boy had completely forgotten about his bites. LaidBack got accused of wanting to use again a donkey! He got full support from two hares that made sure that he was going to reach the top safely. No the harriettes didn’t carry Laidback. Forever Juste got accused of setting the runners trail near the cars. Maybe it was for everyone’s interest as runners may still be right now looking to reach the Beer Stop on the original trail… Matador had an accusation for indecent exposure on trail. Toy Boy got accused of everything that had gone wrong that day because well it’s always the Paki’s fault! I did it got accused by Boris of desperately calling too many people to get crushed ice. In the end two hashers brought ice and we were slightly overwhelmed by the amount of it. For some unknown reason Grand Canyon and Forever Just got accused with I did it. Elvis handpicked the newbies and got in the circle for Swing Low. Since there was so much ice, the beer was iced cold and hashers lingered on until it was pitched black and all the beer was gone! Next Hash: RUN : # 1365 DATE : 08.10.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Cunitingus, Out of Order On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1363 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Sep 24, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1363

RUN : # 1363 DATE : 24/09/11 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula, Chef de Cuisine, Umpty Dumpty It was a bright and sunny day in sleepy old Oued Cherat, next to a ravine and after a big iron bridge, where the hashers arrived, some early some late to the hash set by the house of Calligula. The circle was called, and interrupted by late comers and called again and off we went winding down the ravine and up the ravine on our way to the beer stop. Heaven have mercy on our hamstrings. And thank the lord for beer stops, after which the hashers crossed the big iron bridge, back to the circle and to the pleasant sound of beer cans cracking open. The circle was called and the house of calligula received an average of 10 for the ravine run, and ofcourse a down down and a song. There were late comers and very very late comers, which included yours sincerely, Forever Just, Tsunami, I did it, Elnino, Whorescope, cunnitongueless and dearest Darling; all recovering from a weekend of revelrie, that continued till wee hours, to celebrate the birthday of our lovely Whorescope; whom we must all cogratulate for attaining the august age of ... well you must ask her yourself There were returnees, which included yours sincerly (Hello everyone, hello hello again ...). Down downs again. Then came the accusations. Chef de cuisine for having grown her lovely locks to match the lovely locks of Calligula, and Tsunami was in the circle generally for having lovely locks and generally for being lovely. While negotiating her way to a pee, irrigating the forrests of Oud Cherat, heeding to earthly duties, responding to the call of nature, baby Boris' privates, we found, wernt so private, hence another down down for Boris and Mrs Boris. A rendition of swing low was performed by Toy boy, Whorescope, Forever Just, and I did it. Though rendition is perhaps the most optimistic interpretation of the performance; a masterpiece of miscoordination, all in all an ill timed cock up. And of course a down down. There was more, dear hashers, but as you may have noticed, yours sincerely, by now had managed a fourth down down. So the rest was as one would say ..... lost to posterity. Next Hash: RUN : # 1364 DATE: 01.10.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: LaidBack, Forever Juste On On Scribe: Toy Boy

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Run #1362 Volubilis Sep 18, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1361

RUN  : # 1361 DATE : 17/09/11 Venue: Volubilis with Toga Run Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni and Clean Pants Hashers love hash away weekends so some of them decided on an early start and arrived on Friday night to make the most of their time at Volubilis. After dinner, T Bread, Forever Just, I did it and Just Naima waited for the late comers Purple Rain and Professor Pepperoni to get to the hotel. After everyone settled down the evening started. Some retired early but others just hang by the pool sharing stories, having a good time and just took in the peacefulness of the place. GM, Clean Pants and Just Darley arrived midday after a mandatory stop at Marjane in Meknes. Raggedy Ann and Dr Merrittorus arrived shortly after. Hashers had plenty of time to relax and take a dip in the green looking pool and then sit in the kids’ pool to chat! Around 3:30 pm hashers came out of their bedrooms wearing their best togas (more about that later) and GM called the circle. Peppe and Clean Pants our hares for this very special run talked about what they had planned for us. Some runners and more specifically I did it and Sex and the City realized how difficult it was to run in togas. Wankers and runners met inside the Volubilis site for a sightseeing tour of the Roman Ruins. Pictures were taken, Roman history was discussed and tourists wondered who we were…. Some walkers were just too eager to go back to the hotel and missed the mint tea offered by Forever Juste. Back at the hotel, hashers sat by the pool, jumped in it and drank their favorite beverages. Once everybody was kind of ready GM called the circle. We gave a big On On and of course a down down to Clean Pants and Peppe for setting the trail at Volubilis. We had no newbies, no virgins but there were two returnees: Purple Rain and Just Naima. Then it was time for accusations. I did it had a positive accusations for all the hashers who dressed up in togas. We had Sex and the City and I did it that were the only hashers running with their togas… Clean Pants, Forever Juste, Dr Merrittorus and Just Darley all had dressed up in togas as well. Peppe accused Forever Just with Raggedy Ann, Dr Merrittorus, I did it, Sex and the City, Just Darley, Clean Pants for having a tea party at Volubilis and for being traitors to hashers’ favorite beverage. We had a Volubilis group down down for all the wankers that stayed in Rabat…. GM, T Bread and I did it got in the circle for Swing Low. The evening continued with an intimate hashy dinner which was followed by a gathering poolside. GM turned DJ for the evening and hashers had a fun night. Sunday RUN : # 1363 – Hare of the Dog Run DATE : 18.09.11 Venue: Somewhere in the mountains behind Moulay Idriss Gathering: 10:30 am Hare: Forever Juste A few brave ones or at least the hashers that were not up until the wee hours of the morning we found out afterwards, gathered at the breakfast table to get strength for a hike in the mountains. Hashers carpooled into town and then set off on a challenging, discovery hike with plenty to see and do like rocks with seashells in them… The reward came towards the end for Dr Merrittorus, Just Darley, Forever Juste and I did it who jumped into the sulfur hot spring before reaching the village. What a delight it was. The rest of the pack just sipped tea while the others Lunch was shared altogether before hashers had to make the drive back to Rabat sadly enough. Thanks to Forever Just for an awesome hike! A big On On to Sex and the City and I did it who pulled this weekend together! And of course a big thank you to all the hashers who came to Volubilis and made this event a very special one. Next Hash: RUN : # 1363 DATE : 24.09.11 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula and Chef de Cuisine On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1362 (Sep 18, 2011)

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Run #1361 Volubilis Sep 17, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1361

RUN  : # 1361 DATE : 17/09/11 Venue: Volubilis with Toga Run Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni and Clean Pants Hashers love hash away weekends so some of them decided on an early start and arrived on Friday night to make the most of their time at Volubilis. After dinner, T Bread, Forever Just, I did it and Just Naima waited for the late comers Purple Rain and Professor Pepperoni to get to the hotel. After everyone settled down the evening started. Some retired early but others just hang by the pool sharing stories, having a good time and just took in the peacefulness of the place. GM, Clean Pants and Just Darley arrived midday after a mandatory stop at Marjane in Meknes. Raggedy Ann and Dr Merrittorus arrived shortly after. Hashers had plenty of time to relax and take a dip in the green looking pool and then sit in the kids’ pool to chat! Around 3:30 pm hashers came out of their bedrooms wearing their best togas (more about that later) and GM called the circle. Peppe and Clean Pants our hares for this very special run talked about what they had planned for us. Some runners and more specifically I did it and Sex and the City realized how difficult it was to run in togas. Wankers and runners met inside the Volubilis site for a sightseeing tour of the Roman Ruins. Pictures were taken, Roman history was discussed and tourists wondered who we were…. Some walkers were just too eager to go back to the hotel and missed the mint tea offered by Forever Juste. Back at the hotel, hashers sat by the pool, jumped in it and drank their favorite beverages. Once everybody was kind of ready GM called the circle. We gave a big On On and of course a down down to Clean Pants and Peppe for setting the trail at Volubilis. We had no newbies, no virgins but there were two returnees: Purple Rain and Just Naima. Then it was time for accusations. I did it had a positive accusations for all the hashers who dressed up in togas. We had Sex and the City and I did it that were the only hashers running with their togas… Clean Pants, Forever Juste, Dr Merrittorus and Just Darley all had dressed up in togas as well. Peppe accused Forever Just with Raggedy Ann, Dr Merrittorus, I did it, Sex and the City, Just Darley, Clean Pants for having a tea party at Volubilis and for being traitors to hashers’ favorite beverage. We had a Volubilis group down down for all the wankers that stayed in Rabat…. GM, T Bread and I did it got in the circle for Swing Low. The evening continued with an intimate hashy dinner which was followed by a gathering poolside. GM turned DJ for the evening and hashers had a fun night. Sunday RUN : # 1363 – Hare of the Dog Run DATE : 18.09.11 Venue: Somewhere in the mountains behind Moulay Idriss Gathering: 10:30 am Hare: Forever Juste A few brave ones or at least the hashers that were not up until the wee hours of the morning we found out afterwards, gathered at the breakfast table to get strength for a hike in the mountains. Hashers carpooled into town and then set off on a challenging, discovery hike with plenty to see and do like rocks with seashells in them… The reward came towards the end for Dr Merrittorus, Just Darley, Forever Juste and I did it who jumped into the sulfur hot spring before reaching the village. What a delight it was. The rest of the pack just sipped tea while the others Lunch was shared altogether before hashers had to make the drive back to Rabat sadly enough. Thanks to Forever Just for an awesome hike! A big On On to Sex and the City and I did it who pulled this weekend together! And of course a big thank you to all the hashers who came to Volubilis and made this event a very special one. Next Hash: RUN : # 1363 DATE : 24.09.11 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula and Chef de Cuisine On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1360 EL AARJAT DEAD END LAKE Sep 10, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1360

RUN : # 1360 DATE : 10/09/11 Venue: EL AARJAT DEAD END LAKE Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Forever Juste and I did it Sometimes change is good which was the case last Saturday with a new hash site! This slightly further away new site didn't discourage any hashers as we had a big turnout. Lake, swimming, sun, beer… works every time. First hasher to find the site was MPFree with the ice! Others had to make phone calls and check the directions – Boris! We gave hashers plenty of time to arrive and then GM called the circle. Brief descriptions of run and walk were given and off everybody went. Some runners soon realized that the trail wasn't flat and that yes they had to reach the top of the hill. Ah ah ah… Hashers met at the Beer Stop with a spectacular view of the lake. Runners were off again as the 2nd half had a challenge in store for them. Some walkers decided to make up their own trail back to the circle. A big ON ON to all the runners who were up to the challenge of swimming across the lake. Let me tell you it wasn't easy! Back at the circle some hashers took the opportunity to go for a swim in the lake. Others thought that having prickly pears was so much better. Some lucky ones ate the yummy delicious black magic cupcakes made by Calamity Jane and wouldn't leave the frosting alone… They all had one thing in common, they consumed beer and if they didn't, well they should darn have. Lots of virgins were there on Saturday. Just Emily, Just Will and Just Mason who came with Whorehoscope. Just Hervé who came with Ratatouille and Bori's bother with his fiancé. Hope to see them all again very soon. Elvis, Ratatouille, Boris, Just Darley and Just Hervé got accused of chickening out and taking the detour so they wouldn't get wet… "My watch can't get wet, I don't like my shoes wet…" no valid excuses at all coming from hashers! Peppe got a down down for showing up at the run on time. Forever Juste got accused of setting a stinking trail for the walker. I did it had actually set the walk, oops! Hashy Birthday to Professor Pepperonis and 911. Announcements Volubilis weekend with Saturday Toga run and hare of the dog run is coming on Sept 17-18. Hurry up to pay if you're planning on attending a fun weekend. Elvis and a selected few got in the circle for Swing Low. Then we all posed for a group picture before it got too dark You can see last run's pics on our updated website. http://www.rabath3.com/hashtrash.asp On On Hash Scribe: I did it ________________________________ From: Elsa Lebeau <elsa89@yahoo.com> To: RabatHash <rabath3@yahoogroups.com> Cc: Adam Hoque <adamulhoque@yahoo.com>; Anass Bennani <sir.bennani@gmail.com>; Anna Cooke <annagabon@gmail.com>; Bill Merritt <merritt.we@gmail.com>; Chad Hope <chadhope@gmail.com>; "denna.omar@gmail.com" <denna.omar@gmail.com>; Gena Rhoades <genausc@gmail.com>; Hadi Baria <hadi.baria@gmail.com>; Heather Greenfield <Heathergreenfield@ymail.com>; "metapistikos2000@yahoo.de" <metapistikos2000@yahoo.de>; Mokhtar <mokhtar_elyadini@msn.com>; Nawfal <nawfal.aihami@gmail.com>; Philippe Bonnet <philippe.bonnet@online.co.ma>; Sean Zannoni <yahya.zannoni@gmail.com>; Selwa <selwab@hotmail.com>; Silke Arndt <silke.arndt@gmail.com>; "dsteide@yahoo.com" <dsteide@yahoo.com>; "emily.goshey@gmail.com" <emily.goshey@gmail.com> Sent: Thursday, September 15, 2011 12:21 PM Subject: RH3 Volubilis weekend Sept 17th - 18th - Run 1361 and Run 1362 Hello, Next Hash: Volubilis weekend RUN : # 1361 – Toga Run DATE : 17.09.11 Venue: at the Volubilis Inn by the pool Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Peppe and... Run #1362 – Hare of the Dog Run Date: 18.09.11 Run time: around 10:00 am Hare: Forever Just Hotel Volubilis website: http://www.hotelvolubilisinn.com/ Anyone can arrive of course on Friday if they wish. Toga Run on Saturday afternoon with all hashers wearing togas... See below sites for ideas http://www.howtomakeatoga.info/ http://www.tieatoga.com/ Toga run to be followed by circle then dinner and of course plenty fun and dancing... You can have a look at this map to see approximately where the hotel is located (not marked on the map but Volubilis is!) http://www.viamichelin.co.uk/web/Cartes?layers=0001&strLocid=31NDFzeGwxMGNNek11T0Rrek9ETT1jTFRVdU5UUTFOVFE9 On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1360 (Sep 10, 2011)

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Run #1359 CACTUS Sep 3, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1359

RUN  : # 1359 DATE : 03/09/11 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  4:00 pm Run Time: 4:30 pm Hares: Calimity Jane, Hashy Baba, Rubber Biscuit, Sex and the City, Nosy Parker, I did it For “la rentrée” it was decided we’ll have a run set only by harriettes. Six of them turned up for the challenge! Two hares were fashionably late at their own hash! Sort of lost on trail setting the run. That happens. After everybody had some time to discuss their past summer plans GM called the circle and hares described the trails. Miraculously wankers and runners met at the Beer Stop. Compost took several hashers on a live run for the 2nd half while others decided to follow the trails hares had set for them. Back at the circle, Calamity Jane had a treat for everyone. White Sangria! It was so yummy that it was all gone in no time. Thank you Calamity Jane. Before it got too dark, GM managed to move hashers into a circle. Hashy Baba and I did it took care of the hash splash but Hashy Baba became very creative with the mix for the down downs not to everyone’s liking. After a month of abstinence hashers returned in abundance. For returnees we had T Bread with kids, Frankenstein Jr, 911, Matador and Ouistiti Jr, Professor Pepperoni, Caligula, Compost, Whorehoscope, Clean Pants, Cunintingus, Elvis, Ratatouille, Nosy Parker, Mitchiko, Boris with family, Mr Clean. Hopefully I didn’t forget anyone. No new comers in sight for this run. Caligula had a down down for wearing new shoes. That’s the price a hasher has to pay… GM had several accusations for hashers which of course Hash Scribe remembered none of it. Announcements The American club is reopening on Wednesday night for Hashers. Volubilis weekend with Saturday Toga run and hare of the dog run is coming on Sept 17-18. Hurry up to pay if you’re planning on attending a fun weekend. Hares are needed for coming runs You can see last run’s pics on our updated website. Thank you Boris our webmaster. http://www.rabath3.com/hashtrash.asp Elvis and a few hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers made sure that their favorite beverage was all gone before moving on to dinner. To Calamity Jane’s suggestion some hashers went to Yum Yum’s in town for burgers. That was not enough for Frankenstein Jr who took the few willing souls to Dour J’maa for Sheep’s head delicacy! Yes we did that… On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1359 (Sep 3, 2011)

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Run #1358 Urban Run Aug 27, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1358

RUN : # 1358 DATE : 27.08.11 Venue: Urban Walk throughout Souissi Gathering TIME: 5:30 pm Run Time: 6:00 pm Hares: Tsunami and I did it The last Ramadhash was an urban walk around Souissi with a f'tour at a nice little place called Ksar AlManzeh, and then walk back to the cars. Hashers who came met up at the back parking lot at MegaMall. About 12 hashers or so came for the urban walk. We had some returnees (I did it, Raggedy Ann, Dr Merrittorius...) and some others that came regularly all through Ramadan. After a 45 min walk we took the f'tour at a restaurant offering the traditional fare and where tables had been set up for us. Two hashers arrived by car for the f'tour. I guess they could classify as late comers with wheels... Hashers walked back in the dark back to the parking lot. It was decided that there'll be no circle since it was pitch black and already late. Thanks to the hashers that came for this last Ramadhash. Next Hash: RUN : # 1359 DATE : 03.09.11 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Harriettes only. The more harriettes the merrier F. LES CACTUS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km once past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, and continue until the forest and then bear right. On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1358 (Aug 27, 2011)

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Run #1357 CEINTURE VERTE Aug 20, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1357 – Ramadhash 3

Run#: 1357 – Ramadhash 3 Run Location: Ceinture Verte and Calamity Jane's house Hare for Run # 1355: Calamity Jane, Hashi Baba, Raba Biscuit Very few hashers I had the best harira in my life! Nice trail, excellent food and great company. On On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UC 1- For next week's Ramadhash please check with GM for a special annoucement.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1357 (Aug 20, 2011)

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Run #1356 Ratatouille's house Aug 13, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1356 - Ramadhash #2

Run#: 1356 - Ramadhash #2 Run Location: Ratatouille's house Hare for Run # 1355: Just Raphael, Just Tanguy, Just Laura, Sex & the City and Ratatouille I really wanted to be part of the run that day but had to go on a harira mission. However, from what I heard in the circle the run and walk were pretty good and very long. We had one newbie brought by Cunitongus. Her name was Just Firdouas and she is a cinematographic student. We had our naming ceremony for Ratatouille's kids. Just Raphael was named Pegasse because she's passionate about horses. Just Tanguy was named Splash because he loves paintball and games with weapons as his dad calls me "a killer" Just Laura was named Tom Raider because she has a lot of energy. Although we didn't have many newbies the one that came, came in an interesting way. We didn't have many accusations except for Cunitongus who accused Out of Order of something not many people really understood! ON ON !!!!!! Anouncements: 1- Friday ftour and paintball at the paintball club in Skhirat. Please check with Calamity Jane for more info. 2- Next hash will be at Barage and hared by Calamity Jane and company. CJ has also promised some homemade food for us. However, we should all bring food and drinks for everyone. 3- In order to (mis)organize future RH3 events, a light action is requested from you. All you have to do is to go to the FORM 'Hash events for 2011/2012) and fill it out... Submit!! https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dFlOeEFQTFdTTFVpd01CeXBBVmtJSkE6MQ Deadline to submit form is September 2, 2011 RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1356 (Aug 13, 2011)

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Run #1355 Hot Rocks & Brown Sugar’s Farm Aug 6, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1355 - Ramadhash #1

Run#: 1355 - Ramadhash #1 Run Location: Hot Rocks’ house Hare for Run # 1355: Grand Canyon and Hot Rocks The run and walk was very long and didn’t include any beer stops. I wonder why… Nonetheless, and with all the hashers’ nonsense, they still voted on both the run and walk favorably. Although we didn’t have many newbies the one that came, came in an interesting way. Just Iana from Slovakia came with Cunitongus (at the same time, together…as you already know the story). Love was in the air…and a couple of legs were up there too. When we asked her: how was it? She said: It was great! Thanks to Cunitongus, who obviously knows how to use his tongue in 5 different ways!? The hash lives up to its reputation for making newbies enjoy their first time… While we are still talking about coming, let’s talk about the latecomers. One of the latecomers was Out of order who was late for a noble reason apparently: he was being a good son and helping with the grocery shopping. Then we had some Poofters (people who are SO late that they miss it all) including Pr. Pepperoni and Just John. We also had some returnees such as T-Bread with his children Just Adam and Just Sonia, Just Darly, Frankenstein junior, Purple rain, Nosy Parker, Grand Canyon and his Calamity Jane as well as their kids Rubber Biscuit and Hashy Baba. At a certain point people got a bit excited in the circle with accusations which included Just Iana and Clean Pants for being “Dead on trail”. On a separate note, it seems that our newbie doesn’t waste time. She has already started looking into Cunitongus’ friends. Way to go Just Iana! We also had another accusation for early comers this time. Under Construction and T-Bread were misled by Tsunami and came an hour early to the hash. So between the early comers, the late comers, and the ones who come on time, let’s face it, the hash is more than just a drinking and running club. From now on I propose we call it: “drinking, coming, and then running” club, in that particular order. Anyone can guess why that particular order works best? Last but not least, we had to celebrate the new shoes for both Just Iana and Clean Pants so it was time for a hash downtown in the pants!! Or was it down-down in the shoes? Anyway, you get the picture, right? Before the swing low, a farewell song was sung for Outlander – a truly hashy spirited hariette who left the very next day …snif!! (In the words of our GM that probably expresses the feeling of most people that had a chance to meet her). Best of luck for your journey, Outlander and come back and visit us when you get a chance. Same as those early days, Elvis led a swing low crew composed of Outlander, Just Iana, Cleanpants and Just Darly. On On, Under Construction Anouncements: 1- In order to (mis)organize future RH3 events, a light action is requested from you. All you have to do is to go to the FORM 'Hash events for 2011/2012) and fill it out... Submit!! https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dFlOeEFQTFdTTFVpd01CeXBBVmtJSkE6MQ Deadline to submit form is September 2, 2011 2- Next Ramadhash is at Ratatouille’s, Harhoura – Run #1356 P.S: (please bring food and drinks) RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

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Run #1354 LOONEY TUNES RUN Jul 30, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1354

RUN  : # 1354 DATE : 30.07.11 Venue: Looney Tunes Gathering TIME:  3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Whorehoscope, I did it, Just Raven, Just Michiel This was the last Saturday before our Ramadhash runs during the month of Ramadan. Some hashers arrived at the site before the hares were done setting the trail. Was it a promise of a long trail or just the hares running late? Maybe a bit of both. We waited for the last few hashers to arrive to circle up and get the hares in the circle for the traditional round of explanations. After it was decided who was taking the keys, bringing coolers to the beer stop... runners and wankers were off. Walkers arrived almost just at about the same time than the fast runners at the beer stop. We had to wait longer for the rest of the pack though. There was certainly less hashers running the second half of the trail. I wonder why... All met back at the circle to refresh themselves with their favorite beverage, a bit of socializing and a lot of plotting. Sex and the City, Compost, Elvis called the circle and hashers circled up. Hares got a very good review for the trails they had set. Everyone seemed to be pleased even the ones that kind of lost the flour marks for a little while. That happens. Happy to report that we didn't have any late comers. We had some returnees who were Ratatouille's visiting children, Whorehoscope, Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, French Kiss and CafŽ au Lait. Initially there was no newbies but we did pick two of them up during the circle! We attracted attention from a couple driving by and who decided to join us! Welcome to Just Nick and to Just Maria Bella and we hope to see you again. The highlight of last Saturday was definitely the hash naming ceremony for Just Raven and Just Michiel who well deserved hash names. Three hashers had a brainstorming session and then more brainstorming went around on Saturday for the perfect hash names. Forever Just had also a surprise up his sleeves for the naming ceremony and enlisted I did it and Whorehoscope's help. If you were there you know what I'm talking about.... First Forever Just gave them some strong magic potion. Then Sex and the City named Just Raven Outlander and Just Michiel Two Years Ago and Whorehoscope dumped a 5 kg flour bag over their heads. The fun does stop there... I did it and Forever Just smashed an egg over their already flour covered heads and then grabbed some more goodies... they smeared Nutella all over their faces!! Yes we did it! Two Year Ago and Outlander we hope that wherever else you hash you won't forget us at RH3. On On! Thank God for them that the ocean was just over the sand dune. (Thanks to Clean Pants for getting the flour bag for the naming ceremony) Hashy birthday: MpFree (and cunitingus from last saterday) Hares got accused of using yellow semolina instead of the regular flour! Forever Just got a down down for possibly being the cause of why the hares were running late. Hares joined Forever Just for a bowl of cold soup (soup name forgotten) (Sa•kouk, NDLR) right in the middle of setting the trail. On On to Ah Yeah who ran the entire trail and stayed with the "elite" runners. Out of Order got accused of indecent exposure of some sort. Announcements: Change of time for Ramadhash, 5:30 for 6 pm. Hash weekends coming up, starting with Volubilis Toga Run in September (date TBA). Beer Koozies, t-shirts and more for sale. Kids run TBA Tramway Run TBA Elvis along with the newbies and the newly named Two Year Ago and Outlander got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers lingered until it was almost dark and the cooler was empty of beer. A big ON ON and thank you to Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton for hosting an On After BBQ at their house. Next Hash: RUN : # 1355 – 1st Ramadhash DATE : 06.08.11 Venue: At Hot Rock's house Gathering TIME: 5:30 pm Run Time: 6:00 pm Hares: Hot Rocks and... To be followed by a f'tour – bring a dish, food, soft drinks... to share with everyone. On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1353 RESEVOIR / LAKE Jul 23, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1353

RUN : # 1353 DATE : 23.07.11 Venue: Reservoir/Lake Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Matador, Ouistiti Jr, MP Free and I did it Sunny day, the lake, swimming… Some hashers arrive way early to make the most of a great afternoon by the water. While some went for a swim others (ie Matador got busy at making sure there was circle of flour to mark the spot). Nice try. A small group of hashers showed up but it was an excellent one! Once we realized that no one else was planning on coming, Tsunami and I did it called the circle for brief explanations about the trails. The Beer stop was carried by boat with Ouistiti Jr, Matador, Forever Just and Just Michiel. Runners, the few wankers and the boat all met up at the Beer Stpop. Some took the opportunity to go for a swim in the lake (Tsunami, I did it, Compost, Hot Rocks and MPFree). Runners followed the trail to go back while ALL the walkers went for a boat ride to take them back to the circle. Runners started downing their favorite beverage while waiting for the boat people to show up. Chips, eggplant dip were passed around some famish hashers. Elvis didn't stick around for the circle but at some point someone decided that it was time to circle up. JM lead the circle and called the hares in to have the verdict on the run and walk from a few hashers and possibly a boat ride for others. Matador, Ouistiti Jr were our only returnees. Matador got accused by Compost and I did it to have bought small bottles of Heineken instead of the standard cans… No problem we made a deal to sell them to hashers! In return Matador accused Compost and Boris of parking their cars on the lovely circle he had made earlier in the afternoon! It became such a mess that accusers and accusees all got in the circle for a down down which means that all hashers present at the circle were inside the circle. Yeah that's possible. Sex and the City got accused of being late. Forever Just got an accusation for making an eggplant dip that resembled Zalouk but was not Zalouk! Very confusing it seems. Clean Pants and someone else got accused of indecent exposure. MPFree had an accusation for wearing a very sporty speedo… Announcements: Missing one place for Hash Ramadan. We have three volunteers so far: Hot Rocks, MP3, and Under Construction. We have all suggested our places to host the Saturday Hash and ftour afterwards but still need one person who can open their house to hashers for the last Saturday of Ramadan. A BBQ was announced for the last Wednesday before Ramadan Tsunami, I did it and others got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers lingered for quite a while for an aperitif!

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Run #1352 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jul 16, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1352

RUN : # 1352 DATE : 16.07.11 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Boris and Compost It was a perfect afternoon to go stretch our legs on a long run and walk. The names of Compost and Boris as hares could have scared a few hashers away... It was a good crowd and even a hasher that we rarely see lately came for the challenge. When we estimated that everyone had arrived, we circled up and hares gave a brief explanation of the trails they had set for us. Wankers went one way, runners the other way and Forever Just and Just Michiel responsible for the Beer Stop another way! Wankers and runners never met at the beer stop or at least I don’t think anyone did. Just Michiel and Forever Just got lost looking for it with the R4 overheating in the forest. El Nino who didn’t feel like going on a stroll got a ride with Just Michiel and Forever Just to help out with the beer stop that should be renamed the forgotten Beer Stop... Runners dispersed and several went separate ways. At one point several of them caught up with each other but to be dispersed again a bit later while looking for flour marks. No one was lost and eventually all made it back to the circle. Some runners were knackered by a 12 to 15 km run. A big On On to Compost and Boris for setting such a trail but remember to bring more flour next time :).... Even wankers went on a nice long walk but hopefully with a beer stop for some of them. Snacks were then passed around. Homemade eggplant dip by Forever Just, chips, tortilla chips, pretzels, granola... were all shared and washed down with beer. Sex and the City called the circle once hashers were alive again. There was only one newbee: just Ahmed, Cunitongus' little brother There were several returnees and especially one that we hadn’t seen in a very long time: Elvis! Hot Rocks, Just John and El Nino were all returnees. Raggedy Ann and Dr Merritorious... (or something like that) were returnees but left before the circle started. Weclome back to all them and we hope that you guys come often... Hahsers had to down down piss temperature beer. They are hashers, they can handle anything! Accusations: Matador accused Just Ahmed for littering (throwing his bottle of water)... We hashers never litter and care for the environment! The Hares got accused by Hot Rocks for lack of flour marks and then trying to kill the herd! Not sure if any of the runners made it to the Beer Stop... Still wondering where it was myself! Just John got accused by I did it and Just Raven of running like a turtle. Yes, he was outrun by both of them. Compost accused Elvis, T Bread, Just Raven and I did it, Boris of shortcutting the trail. Some of them actually started to follow some flour until it was all vanished. Announcements: - Café Pouchkine instead of the American Club until end of Ramadan for our weekly Wednesday night - Beer Koozies for sale at 20 dhms each. - Beer is DESERVED - you run/walk, you get to drink * you don't, no beer. - Tamaris- Aquaparc on July 24th - email to be sent asap to have 20 people at least (kids and adults) - Hash set by kids only - TBA during RamadHash ... Volunteers: Chef de cuisine, Tsunami, maybe others. Honor to Elvis for Swing Low who got in the circle for it. Next Hash: RUN : # 1353 DATE : 23.07.11 Venue: Reservoir/Lake (next to Technopolis) – Swimming possible... Gathering TIME: 3:30 Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1351 Under Construction’s house Jul 9, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1351

RUN  : # 1351 DATE : 09.07.11 Venue: At Under Construction’s house Gathering TIME:  3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Under Construction, Clean Pants, Out of Order, Cunitingus It was nice to see some hashers that we last saw a year ago... Must be summertime in Morocco! It was also a big turnout for a beautiful Saturday afternoon at the beach. Once we decided that everyone was here, GM called the hares in the circle for a brief explanation of the trails they had set. They told that they had a Beer Stop but also S stop for Surprise Stop. Off everybody went. Runners and wankers met at the Beer Stop set in the Harhoura Forest. They met again at the Surprise Stop set by the ocean so hashers could jump in the water. The Surprise was a made up drink specially prepared by Under Construction that had quite of a quick to it... Delicious nonetheless! Hashers met up back at the house to welcome some late comers. While some hashers were enjoying cold beer, playing with the water hose... others were in a deep conversation that slightly delayed the start of the circle. GM was unable to run the circle so our RA Tsuanmi, our JM Sex and the City and I did it took over for him. There was one newbie who came with Tsunami. We had some very special welcome backs. One of these welcome backs was Yoggy Bear who was at run #1 of RH3. She does look awesome so hashers keep on coming, as the more you show “on time” the younger you might get... Flossy with her husband and daughter were there as well. We had some late comers; the Ah Yeah family, the Bob the Builder family, Just Gonzalo, Big Dog and a few more hashers. Only soda for them for the down down. Accusations: Positive accusation for MPFree who for the 1st time ran to the beer stop and back to the circle. Maybe he was just thirsty for some more beer and maybe he had a tad too much of Under Construction’s special drink... Boris, Sex and the City, Frankenstein Jr, Under Construction, Tsunami, I did it got a down down for being mediators and failing the job... Announcement: - CafŽ Pouchkine instead of the American Club until end of Ramadan for our weekly Wednesday night - Beer Koozies for sale at 20 dhs each. They’ll go fast. Thank you to Grand Canyon for putting in the order for us. Several hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. A big thank you to Calamity Jane for the delicious cheesecake, kefta and more. To the hashers who went to get more food, to the ones that help out with the bbq, Forever Just, Last Dancer... and of course to Under Construction for letting us trash his house! On On... Next Hash: RUN : # 1352 DATE : 16.07.11 Venue: Golf 4 Gathering TIME: 3:30 Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Boris, Compost... be ready! On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1349 BARRAGE #1 Jun 25, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1349

Run#: 1349 Run Location: Barage 1 Hare for Run # 1349: The 3 Amigos (Cunitongus, Clean Pants, Out of Order) The Hotter than Hell run in the hills Newbies: Just Raven; Just Ali Welcome Backs: Fashion Assassin, Matador, Hashibaba, Ghengis Hashy Birthday: Frankenstein Jr. Accusations: 1. The 3 Amigos for braving the hellacious heat to give us a trail. 2. Clean Pants - for having really fucked up wore-out running shoes. 3. The 3 Amigos - for getting stuck in the water and having to be rescued by Under Construction. 4. I did It, Frankenstein Jr., Forever Just, and others - for short cutting to the beer stop. 5. Various other accusations and down downs. Other notes: 1. ... Don't remember 2. Just Ali was called in to the circle as a Newbie even though he "may" have hashed in the past. He stated before the run he had a name but could not remember it....sounded like bullshit so we considered him a newbie for the day. 3. Just Raven had to be moved across the circle as her charms were too vexing for Fashion Assassin causing him to be too distracted to keep up with the circle. 4. Introduced some new songs. Anouncements: 1. New Rabat H3 beer cozies are due to arrive any day. 2. Hares are responsible to pick beer and coolers up from GMs house during the week prior to the saturday they are hare-ing. We are working on having trashbags and cups available too so hares won't need to buy them. 3. Hare-Raiser has a list of dates/hashes for hare signup. Next run: #1350 - Red, White, and Blue Run...to celebrate American Independence day and French Bastille Day. Come to the run wearing Red White and Blue. Location: Centure Vert Hares: Calamity Jane and her sister, and MP3. On-after: BBQ at GMs house for those participating in the run/walk. RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

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Run #1348 Barrage Ain Aouda II Jun 18, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN  : # 1348

RUN  : # 1348 DATE : 18.06.11 Venue: Barrage Ain Aouda II Gathering TIME:  3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, SOB, Purple Rain, I did it Sex and the City put lots of effort into the search for a new site and she did find an awesome one! The new site was a bit out of the way but hashers who came last Saturday found it so no excuses for all the hashers who didn't come. The site was in the shade of trees with a tree that scared the hell out of I did it! Frankenstein Jr arrived early enough to watch over the beer while hares set the trail. Hares had a dilemma about how to carry the beer to the beer/swim stop since the circle was set at the end of the dirt road with no access to the water. One of the hares has the great idea to ask a man sitting under a tree to bring his donkey to carry beer and water for the beer stop to the bottom of the hill (more about the donkey later on). Around 4 pm Grand Canyon called the circle and hares gave explanations about the way they had set the trail. Runners took off one way and walkers headed down towards the swim stop. After running on a relatively flat plateau, runners hiked up and down steep hills to eventually reach the beer stop and jump into the very lovely water of the lake. Runners met up with the walkers but also with the donkey carrying the beer and water. Then it was time to head back up hill and up the hill it was! Well runners still had some legs to hike up the hill. Walkers because they are walkers were slightly slower. Anyhow eventually almost everyone made it back up the hill and to the shade area for some ice cold beer! Not everyone made it back. Laid Back got out of breath midway and couldn't move an inch forward. Because we are hashers and we do have half a brain someone had the idea send the man and donkey back downhill to get Laid Back... After some time and what felt like forever (we were worried) we finally saw the donkey emerging from the top of hill and carrying Laid Back! Yes it's true, Laid Back on a donkey. The end! It was already rather late so Grand Canyon called the circle as soon as Laid Back was safe and sound. Two newbies showed up last Saturday. Just Noor who came with Always and Just Darly who came with Multra Money. Only SOB was a returnee. Come more often SOB because we need your songs! For once we had no late comers. Farewell to Multra Money but Just Darly, his replacement, will come hashing with us. Accusations: Laid Back got accused of almost killing the donkey... Positive accusation for the hashers that ran back down the hill to see if Laid Back was ok. More accusations... Announcement: Grand Canyon talked about some of the decisions made the night before at a mismanagement meeting. Here's what I remember of it: - Hash Beer will be stocked up at Grand Canyon's house and hares will have to get it from there every week. - Hash Ball: In order to pay hashers price, a hasher would need to attend a minimum of 15 runs and hare at least once since the previous hash ball. Grand Canyon got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1349 DATE : 25/06/11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:30 Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Out of Order, Cunitingus... On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1348 (Jun 18, 2011)

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Run #1347 Casablanca - Churchill Club Jun 11, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1347

Run#: 1347 Run Location: Casablanca / Churchill club Hare for Run # 1347: Baldrick, Just Stephan, Just Allen, Just Yans We had a great run and a great after with some very interesting, intelligent and charming newbies. You should have been there! OnOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Run: #1348 hared by Sex & the City – site TBA. Other announcements: Still looking for hares to set trail during Ramadan and host Iftor after. RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

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Run #1346 BARRAGE #1 Jun 4, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1346

Run#: 1346 Run Location: Barrage My Abdallah Hare for Run # 1346: Purple Rain, Professor Peperoni, Frankenstein Junior Personally, I enjoyed this past Saturday and consider it one of the best hashes since our hashball. The site was awesome, the hares were detail-oriented, and the circle was bubbling with fun and jokes. I have to admit that the trail set by Dr. Peperoni could have been better if we hadn’t encountered the “security guard” who told us we could not cross the land to take us directly into the Lake of Beers. Instead we had to make an emergency detour which not all the hashers were able to finish. It was tough to get to the beer stop. We felt as if we were part of some Fear Factor TV show with a “mission impossible” to accomplish. We saw some real-team work against a few challenging landscapes we had to cross; and to be honest, that’s when you feel the warmth of the hash spirit! However, on the extended and improvised way to the beer stop we lost some soldiers! MP3, Just Michiel, and Caligula abandoned the adventure into the Lake of Beers. Caligula is starting to make this a habit by not finishing or shortcutting! So I am asking you hashers, what should we do about this? What do we do when accusations don’t serve as lessons anymore? I leave that up to you and our democratic community to decide! Going back to the main story, the beer stop was just amazing! Frankenstein Junior was in the lake chilling with the cooler waiting for hashers to jump in and get their beers. Where else can you have such an experience with such cool people? So some of us enjoyed a nice swim in the lake and a cold beer and others just had a bottle of water while enjoying the beautiful view. Then we all headed back to the HQ. When we got back, the circle got animated by our JM Sex & the City and our R.A. Tsunami. It was time to mention the accusations including the ones about Caligula, MP3, and Just Michiel, but also I Did It for posting the wrong date of this hash run on Facebook, Frankenstein Junior for using the cooler like a sustaining rubber ring so he doesn’t drown down in the lake. We also had a mega accusation for Under Construction for not indicating the direction of the run properly to other hashers which cost him a down-down with both his hands on his head and one leg up from the ground supported by our R.A. Tsunami. We welcomed many returnees such as Hand Job, Photoshop, Bob the Builder, Bob Job, Boob Job, and Vital Statistic. We had the sexiest dressed up red-runner lead the swing low, no other then Boris himself with the help of Laidback and Hand Job. Ratatouille was kind enough to bring some cherries but he forgot the whipped cream! Down-down…on your knee! ;) OnOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Run: #1347 hared by Baldrick in Casa Other announcements: 1. June 10th – farewell party for Absolute Elf in her beach house in Temara. Please contact Purple Rain to know how you can help with the party. 2. June 11th - Run will be hared by Baldrick in Casablanca with the pre/post run circle at the Churchill club. Party to follow. 3. Still looking for hares to set trail during Ramadan and host Iftor after. RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

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Run #1345 OUED CHERRAT May 28, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1345

Run#: 1345 Date: 28/05/2011 Run Location: Skhirat Foret Hare for Run # 1345: Boris This past Saturday we had a very pleasant hash at Skhirat Forest, thanks to Boris. The trail was outstanding and it was everything but boring all the way around. The runners got the chance to test their endurance. I realized that you can definitely tell experienced hashers from all the other New Kids on the Block acting like they know what they're doing, including me. Boris might not be the best at keeping our hash website up to date but he sure knows how to set a great trail, so OnOn to him! We had some interesting runners joining us for that day as well, who were also welcomed as newbies in the circle. The forest kids, as our GM would like to call them, were drawn by their curiosity to our hash gathering. Their names were Ahlam, Iman, Shayma, and Sofiane. They were really courageous and soon understood the magical hashers' signature sound "OnOn", which they kept hollering each time they got a chance. We also had newbies who came with Tsunami and Absolute Elf. Tsunami brought her sister Just Nezha and Absolute Elf came with Just Michael, for the first time as they wanted us believe, but I would second doubt that, I'm sure they came more often! Also, our GM had an interesting tale for us as he got back from hashing with the Tidewater Virginia Full Moon Hash that included an epic 500+ meter swim across a lake to a floating beer stop. As far as the accusations, we had one for T-Bread for being found dead on trail at the Casa Half Marathon and Compost for finding him and taking him to the hospital. We then had to accuse the whole Casa half marathon participants for representing the rest of us down in Casablanca. Caligula was accused not only for short-cutting, but for excessive, above and beyond short-cutting; no wonder hashers don't do very well at real marathons! We should only participate in marathons where short-cutting is allowed! Furthermore, Absolute Elf was invited in the circle for the great idea of having a shot stop and swim stop during last weekend's hash. However, the best accusation that day would have to go to Sex & The City for her talent that almost reminded me of the song "Scream" by Michael Jackson, the one he did with his sister Janet when they started the song screaming "WHAHHHHHH!!!"... well Sex & The City did an acapella version to that exact intro part of the song just for us, how cool is that! Additionally, I Did It was accused for indicting the GM for hash related business at a non-hash event and Calamity Jane for WHAHHHHHing at her kids Rubber Buscuit and Hashy Baba by threatening not to take them to the Shakira concert. I guess "WHAHHHHing" is the new thing to do, huh!?! Oh yeah... I almost forgot the accusation of Oh Yeah for treating the hash like a drinking club with a cover charge and showing up late every time. But wait, I thought the hash was a drinking club with a cover charge, but since I am not allowed to think in the hash please respect the circle and the hash tradition, thank you! Moreover, Just Frank was accused for running out of time getting his stuff together before the hash and forgot to put laces in his hashing shoes. But no worries, we made sure he would remember this accusation and decided to baptize him "No Strings Attached." OnOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Run: #1346, Sat 4/06/2011, hared by Caligula at Cactus Other announcements: 1. 11 June - Run will be hared by Baldrick in Casablanca with the pre/post run circle at the Churchill club. Party to follow. 2. Still looking for hares to set trail during Ramadan and host Iftor after. 3. If you are coming for the circle and the beer it is expected that you are also coming for the run/walk. Habitual late comers are considered Poofters and Poofters are not tolerated. We are not a running club and we are not a drinking club. If you want to hang out to just drink beer then host a party in your garden. The circle is to celebrate the efforts of those who participated in that day's event. All are welcome to join the day's hash, but the hash starts as a group with a small gathering followed by the run/walk not with the closing circle.....please respect this. RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1345 (May 28, 2011)

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Run #1344 Kathleen's House May 21, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Run#: 1344

Run#: 1344 Run Location: Absolute Elf & Under Construction place (ex-MILF's house) Temara Hares for Run # 1344: MILF, Absolute Elf, Tsunami, Doggy Style, Under Construction. This past hash on Saturday 21st was the kick-off for the new mismanagement team as they are slowly getting adjusted to their new responsibilities in the Hash. On a beautiful sunny afternoon by the beach, the hares made a trail that would take to the beach of "Contrebandier" where Absolute Elf had the genius idea to have an S.S. instead of some B.S. Absolute Elf. was waiting for us wearing a nice bikini with Malibu Run shots mixed with juice. Just like the famous Malibu show, hashers came by with their sexy tanned bodies to enjoy the Shot Stop which also turned into a Swimming Stop creating more damage once Tsunami took off her clothes and ran into the water with her blond hair waving from side to side just like Pamela Anderson would have done in her red swimming suit! On our way back to the circle, hashers enjoyed the beach view to get back to the terrace meeting point and socialize until it was time to circle up. Just when we thought the show was over, Pamela Anderson showed up again, though dressed up this time:(, to assume her newly appointed position of Religious Advisor. She was alive, full of confidence, full of energy, but also full of accusations! Our newbies couldn't understand how a blond chick that was running in a bikini by the beach less than an hour ago could bring as much leadership into the table while surrounded by dozens of half-minded people! I guess you can never predict the next thing a Tsunami would do. So some of the accusations included: * Frankenstein Jr. for ruining the party with his "contre" party!!!!!! * Under Construction for breaking a tree trying to get into Forever. Juste's Hammock!!!!!! * Matador for taking possession of El Nino's territory and camp at night in his tent along with Matador's big family We also had some fresh meat, or newbies as some would like to call them such as Just Laura, Just Hicham, and Just Dario. We also had a hasher by the name of "Happy Feet" all the way from Buenos Aires, Argentina! Late comers were none others than MPFree (who happens to live 2 minutes away!), Ah Yeah, and Laidback. We also had MILF all the way from Canada as a welcome back and Sewbona who didn't come to Moulay Bouselham the weekend before because she didn't make it back from Spain early enough. We also had an ON-down to My Bouselham organizers: I did it, Caligula (Chef de Cuisine's look-alike and Sex &The City) Speaking of the Moulay Bouselham weekend, Tsunami had the innovative idea to create the "Top 4" lists for the circle: TOP 4 OF ESSENTIAL HASHERS FOR A CAMPING: 1/ S &C FOR THE PERFECT EQUIPMENT OF CAMPING 2/ Purple Rain. CalamityJane & META FOR THE ANTI MOSQUITOS PRODUCTS 3/ Nosy Parker FOR THE SHOTS 4/ Forever just for the CONFORTABLE HAMMOCK (A so attractive Hammock that 2 people tried to join Foerver Just and 1 broke the treeeeeeeeee) TOP 4 OF THE BRAVIEST HASHERS IN THE CAMPING/ 1/ Under Construction FOR PYJAMA STYLE 2/ Prof. PEPERONI FOR (after bees) THE CONVERSION IN A "COCKROACH BREEDER" 3/ Under Construction THE FASTEST WHEEL CHANGER (AROUND 45 MN) 4/ TSUNAMI THE MOST CAREFUL MOTHER... WHO NEVER KNOW WHERE HER SON IS ON-ON!!!!!!!! Next Run: #1345 Location: TBA Hares: Boris Other announcements: * Hashy Birthday to: Tsunami, Sewbona, I did it, Ah Yeah's son. * Purple Rain proposed a hash Tramway ride. * Hashers attending Casablanca Half Marathon last Sunday: Compost, Boris, Iron Maiden, Ratatouille, T-bread and S&TC. * Dead on trail at the marathon: T-bread - Rescuer: Compost (on down) * Baldrick suggested something interesting last Saturday: A HASH in Casablanca on June 4th which will be organized with all the expats he knows there. Can RH3 do that? * Need volunteers to host the Iftor Hashes during Ramadan. RABAT H3 HASH TRASH

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Run #1343 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 15, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1342/43

RUN # 1342/43 Saturday 14, May, 2011 VENUE: My Bouselham Hares: HotRocks, Just Omar/Nawfal/hedi This past Saturday 14 the Rabat Hash 3 went through an important moment of the 2010 decade. The people have spoken. A change was needed. Our beloved GM for the past 2 years, Scrooge, saw his position and purple balls taken away by the rookie of the year, none other than Grand Canyon. Hashers unanimously voted for the cute and smaller pink balls instead of the big purple ones. Whoever said that size matters was wrong! While watching the whole scene from a close distance, I couldn't help but think: what would our friend Testikulus think about a moment like this? Would he be moved, proud, feeling an urge to participate in the balls fest? I'm afraid that's a question I will never find an answer to! Either way, the transition ritual was fun and entertaining. Scrooge resembled to one of those exotic dancers with his long black hair topped with eggs and flower on his head. On the other hand, our new GM seemed to be proud of his newly found pink balls and did not wait one second to take over office and start performing his duties. So, a big On On to Grand Canyon for the new position and his newly found "pink" balls – More power to your feminine side brother! Speaking of feminine, was I the only one who noticed that there was a parallel switch with the first ladies taking over the Hash Federal Reserve? I don't know about the rest of you, but it smells like a conspiracy theory to me! To me…to me…to me! Furthermore, we saw a change in the whole mismanagement with one position being kept as the status quo by Mp3. On the other hand, the new team includes Noisy Parker, Calamity Jane, Tsunami, Sex & the City, Professor Peperoni, and Under Construction. We also officially welcomed three new members into our hash family, Out of Order, Cunitongus, and Quality Facilitator who helped set up the trail that day. They have definitely deserved their memberships and seem to be some dedicated hashers already! So, a big welcome and OnOn to them! Only true hashers are welcomed the way you were! Moulay Bouslham hash circle had also some newbies such as Just Rita Mendes, Just Mhammed Anouari, Just Hicham BenHayoun, Just Guy, Just Angelina, Just Dipesh (not to be confused with the lead singer from Depeche Mode). The trail and site chosen for the beer stop were really amazing as we crossed over using "floukas" to the other side of what looked like an island or a peninsula. We then enjoyed our beers in the water and for a moment it felt like heaven (do dido doo….by Bryan Adams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7b37l_B4vI). The night before, which was Friday 13th by the way, some hashers were courageous enough to spend the night in Moulay Bouselham's campsite! Courageous? Maybe not, but half-minded and crazy? Most definitely! Next Hash: TBC RUN : # 1344 DATE : 22.06.10 Venue: Harhoura, beach house Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Absolute Elf, Under Construction OnOn, Under Construction

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Run #1342 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 14, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1342/43

RUN # 1342/43 Saturday 14, May, 2011 VENUE: My Bouselham Hares: HotRocks, Just Omar/Nawfal/hedi This past Saturday 14 the Rabat Hash 3 went through an important moment of the 2010 decade. The people have spoken. A change was needed. Our beloved GM for the past 2 years, Scrooge, saw his position and purple balls taken away by the rookie of the year, none other than Grand Canyon. Hashers unanimously voted for the cute and smaller pink balls instead of the big purple ones. Whoever said that size matters was wrong! While watching the whole scene from a close distance, I couldn't help but think: what would our friend Testikulus think about a moment like this? Would he be moved, proud, feeling an urge to participate in the balls fest? I'm afraid that's a question I will never find an answer to! Either way, the transition ritual was fun and entertaining. Scrooge resembled to one of those exotic dancers with his long black hair topped with eggs and flower on his head. On the other hand, our new GM seemed to be proud of his newly found pink balls and did not wait one second to take over office and start performing his duties. So, a big On On to Grand Canyon for the new position and his newly found "pink" balls – More power to your feminine side brother! Speaking of feminine, was I the only one who noticed that there was a parallel switch with the first ladies taking over the Hash Federal Reserve? I don't know about the rest of you, but it smells like a conspiracy theory to me! To me…to me…to me! Furthermore, we saw a change in the whole mismanagement with one position being kept as the status quo by Mp3. On the other hand, the new team includes Noisy Parker, Calamity Jane, Tsunami, Sex & the City, Professor Peperoni, and Under Construction. We also officially welcomed three new members into our hash family, Out of Order, Cunitongus, and Quality Facilitator who helped set up the trail that day. They have definitely deserved their memberships and seem to be some dedicated hashers already! So, a big welcome and OnOn to them! Only true hashers are welcomed the way you were! Moulay Bouslham hash circle had also some newbies such as Just Rita Mendes, Just Mhammed Anouari, Just Hicham BenHayoun, Just Guy, Just Angelina, Just Dipesh (not to be confused with the lead singer from Depeche Mode). The trail and site chosen for the beer stop were really amazing as we crossed over using "floukas" to the other side of what looked like an island or a peninsula. We then enjoyed our beers in the water and for a moment it felt like heaven (do dido doo….by Bryan Adams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7b37l_B4vI). The night before, which was Friday 13th by the way, some hashers were courageous enough to spend the night in Moulay Bouselham's campsite! Courageous? Maybe not, but half-minded and crazy? Most definitely! Next Hash: TBC RUN : # 1344 DATE : 22.06.10 Venue: Harhoura, beach house Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Absolute Elf, Under Construction OnOn, Under Construction

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Run #1340 Kathleen's House Apr 30, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1340

RUN # 1340 VENUE: At Absolut Elf and Under Construction's place TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 30.04.11 Hares: Absolut Elf, Under Construction and Just Frank The forecast hasn't been nice to us lately but somehow we always managed to beat the weather. Anyway we gathered at Absolut Elf's and Under Construction house on the water in Temara but unfortunately it wasn't a swimsuit day. Hares got in the circle under the supervision of Grand Canyon. A trail was announced and so was the beer stop's location!!! The Beer stop was so well announced than when the hashers got there, there was no beer and no beer stop matter of fact. Oops! Very thirsty hashers walked or ran back to the house to discover that there could be a shortage of beer and therefore a major crisis. Just Frank couldn't stay for the circle as he had to work. Too bad for him. Grand Canyon called the circle and we somehow managed to circle up. We had some newbies, and they were Just Ali and Just Jacky We had some returnees of course; Maria Van Trap, Bad Manners and daughter, Baldrick, Purple Rain, Nosy Parker, Bob the Builder... Fashion Assassin had a hash renaming ceremony. He was supposed to hare but he actually slept through it all but that's not why he got renamed. He actually drank all the beers the hares had in their fridge! Fashion Assassin was renamed Beer Assassin! Hares definitely got accused of not having a beer stop. Announcements: - Moulay Bousselham weekend the 13th & 15th of May. Don't forget to bring booze, food, coolers... Charcoal will be provided, the champagne for the breakfast champagne after the hare of the dog run. Other than that just bring plenty of supplies (food, booze, mosquitoe repellent...) Grand Canyon got in the circle for Swing Low. Some hashers stayed for a bbq and we were all pleased to see there Last Dancer, GM, Maradona. Calamity Jane, Ice Queen for a nice evening. Thanks to Absolut Elf and Under Construction for letting us use your terrace and make a mess out of the entire house! Next Hash: RUN : # 1341 DATE : 07.05.11 Venue: Looney Tunes Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Hot Rocks and… On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1337 CEINTURE VERTE Apr 9, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1337

RUN # 1337 VENUE: Ceinture Verte TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 09.04.11 Hare: I did it, Laidback, MPFree Hash Ball Day run means that few hashers usually come because some might just be at the beauty salon to be all pretty for the evening. Some were working very hard at decorating the Al Harka venue and couldn't make it. Those were excused of course. Some die hard hashers made it anyway because we had hares to set the run and it was a gorgeous day out. When we decided that all hashers had arrived, hares got in the circle for a brief description of the run. They did announce one beer stop but that the 2nd half of the run could be a live one if the runners wanted to be tired for the evening. Michikoo was the only wanker to walk to the beer stop. Looks like the walk was too long for him and MPFree who hitched a ride back with Laidback! Absolut Elf and I did it ran back the walkers' trail and the other hashers followed Compost for a live run. Just John was the FRB beating Boris and Bodyguard. Compost stayed behind with Caligula and Frankenstein Jr. There was no newbie but Just John was never properly introduced so Bodyguard took him inside the circle for a proper introduction. Just John seemed very eager to have his down down and hashers had to stop him from drinking the content of his glass before it was the right time. Tsunami and her cousin were late comers as they arrived just as we were starting the circle. But they made it! The only returnee was Michikoo. Farewell to Bodyguard. We enjoyed him tremendously and we'll be missed until next time. Bodyguard reminded us that there's more than one or two songs to sing during the circle and as usual he was a great entertainer. Accusations: Accusations poured in even if they weren't that many hashers present. Iron Maiden couldn't keep up filling up the glasses. It's fair to say that every hasher got a least one or two more down downs. I could list a few of them but by now I've forgotten most of them... Announcements: - April 9th at El Harka venue. Moulay Bousselham weekend the 13th - 15th of May. Hashers will be staying at the camping des Flamants Loisirs (http://www.flamants-loisirs.fr) - Tel : 05 37 43 25 39 Gsm : 06 61 89 22 14 - El Gaucho has now a liquor license so hashers can go there and have their favorite beverage. Swing Low done by Bodyguard. When we thought the circle was over Working Girl arrived and Bodyguard had one more song for her and did "My Name is Joe". There'll be a special thank you to the hashers who organized, prepared, helped out... at the Hash Ball 2011. Next Hash: RUN : # 1338 DATE : 16.04.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1336 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Apr 2, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1336

RUN # 1336 VENUE: Golf 3 TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 02.04.11 Hare: Compost The day before the Rabat 1/2 marathon Compost set the trail. A big On On to Compost who did a great job at setting the runners' trail (minus the beer stop of course). Compost got in the circle to give a perfect explanation of how he had set the runners' trail. Most hashers running the 1/2 marathon the next day passed on the run with the exception of Frankenstein Jr and the hare himself. Too bad for them!The group of wankers was of course quite big on Saturday. We hope that they all enjoyed their walk. Back at the circle everyone dug into the container full of veggies and the two dips brought by Calamity Jane and Sex and the City. Healthy snacks, what a novelty! I did it passed around hash ball awards categories flyers so people could vote. We need more of you to vote! Grand Canyon welcomed back Big Dog, Always, Mom of Working Girl. Not all welcome backs had a down down, only Big Dog and Working Girl's mom did as they were able to either sing or tell a good story. Big told a good story and Working Girl's mom sang a Russian song with Working Girl. Newbies were introduced by Boris. They were Just Nawfal and Just Omar. Hashy Birthday to T Bread! Accusations: Frankenstein Jr and Tsunami got accusations Bodyguard got in the circle to accuse hashers of wanking! T Bread had to bend down one knee and keep the pose for a while. Several other hashers got of accused of wanking during the circle. Bodyguard is always a major source of entertainment to the Rabat Hash. To perk up everyone he gave us the song of Hash-week (Monday is ...). All hashers got into the song and sang in unison "You bet you are ass we are" and the moves that also go with it. Announcements: - Sex and the City and I did it got in the circle to talk about the coming Hash Ball on Saturday April 9th at El Harka venue. We are collecting your money if you are attending (250/person for hashers and 250/person for non hashers). - Moulay Boussleham weekend the 13th and 15th of May. Mark this date on the calendar! - El Gaucho has now a liquor license so hashers can go there and request their favorite beverage. - GM reminded hashers of moving the clocks forward by an hour especially for the hashers that had to get up for the 1/2 marathon. - Mugs for the 25 run milestone will be handed soon. Hashers who have reached 100 runs with RH3 need to come forward. Swing Low done by Ah Yeah. Next Hash: RUN : # 1337 DATE : 09.04.11 Venue: Harhoura Forest Gathering TIME: 1:30 pm – Early hash run due to hash ball in the evening. Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: I dit it and MPFree On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1335 GOLF COURSE #1 Mar 26, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1335

RUN # 1335 VENUE: Golf 1 TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 19.03.11 Hares: Frankenstein Jr, Purple Rain We arrived at Golf 1 to find out that our hare Frankenstein Jr was MIA! The main thing was that the run had been set and there were some very nice looking coolers filled ice cold beer. Once we decided that everyone was here, Grand Canyon asked the remaining hare Purple Rain to explain the run. Off runners and wankers went. All met at the beer stop but not before some major confusion as one arrow was pointing towards a direction where there was no beer stop! On the way to the beer stop we passed a biker that we found again at the circle! Mistery newbie. Grand Canyon stood in for the GM and led the circle. He was helped at times by Bodyguard and Pubic Relations. It was a big circle and not everyone was always listening but we managed to have a great circle and a good time. We welcomed back lots of hashers some we hadn’t seen in a long time and other just for a couple of weeks or so. Under Construction, Tsunami, Absolut Elf, Doggy Style, I did it, Bodyguard, Pubic Relations, Hot Rocks, T Bread, Holly String, Twin Maker, Working girl +... were all returnees. We had two newbies, Just John who came with Absolut Elf and Just Jan who came on his own. I think he stumbled upon the hashers on his bike ride and decided to join the fun. New shoes for a returnee (don't know his name) who didn't realize that he had to have a down down from his running shoes. He was good sport. Little Bit was a late comer and a very funny one on top of that. As an extremely fashionably late comer was the hare himself, Frankenstein Jr who made it just in time for Swing Low. Bodyguard got in the circle for "My name is Joe" and hashers really got into the moves of the song. Accusations: Several hashers got accused. Working Mom, Purple Rain... Grand Canyon emptied beer on top of Purple Rain's head for throwing her beer down down on the ground. There was down down for all the members of present and past mismanagement. Why they got a down down, I'm not so sure. Announcements: - Happy Hour at the Marine House on Friday April 1st from 6 pm till 12:30 am - Hash Ball will take place on Saturday April 9th at the usual venue. More info will be given in due time. An organizing committee was put together so everything can be ready on the 9th. Sex and the City has it all written down. We need all the help we can get for the Hash Ball. - Moulay Boussleham weekend in May (13th - 15th??) Pubic Relations got in the circle with harriettes for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1336 DATE : 26.03.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1335 (Mar 26, 2011)

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Run #1333 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Mar 12, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1333

RUN # 1333 VENUE: Sidi Bouzid weekend TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 12.03.11 Hares: Absolut Elf, Just Christina and a third hasher The RH3 moved to Sidi Bouzid for the weekend. Hashers who travelled to Sidi Bouzid for the event decided that hashers who stayed back in Rabat were dissidents. Some hashers arrived on Friday and enjoyed a nice night. Doggy Style and Baldrick arrived by train midday Saturday and the rest of the hashers delayed the run by an hour as they arrived around 4 pm! They quickly changed and then we circled up to give instructions for the run. LaidBack stayed at the house to keep an eye on things and to wait for Ah Yeah to show up. Wankers and runners met at the beach for a relaxing Beer Stop. Back at the house hashers enjoyed their favorite beverage then it was time for the circle partly led by I did it. We welcomed back Absolut Elf, Tsunami, Forever Juste, I did it, Bad Manners, Just Christina, Under Construction, TBread, Doggy Style, Baldrick. We had too many welcome backs and not enough glasses so we did it in two groups with the harriettes first. We had several newbies that we hope to see again (or at least for the ones staying in Morocco). We welcomed Just Gwyneth, Just Naima, Just Jay, Just John and Just Jamil. Our late comer was Ah Yeah. Because it was Absolut Elf’s birthday we had a special treat for her. Jackson put on his best voice and sang with Doggy Style Happy Birthday! Hashers who hadn’t yet seen Jackson in action were absolutely mesmerized by it. Absolut Elf was really touched. Accusations: Tsunami got accused of nothing else but a Tsunami in Japan. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers who stayed Saturday night danced to Ah Yeah’s music all night! Just Sophie didn’t seem to enjoy it as much as we did and had to wear her very special collar. Forever Juste and Under Construction jumped into the pool at some point during the night but came out rather quickly. A huge thank you to Absolut Elf for finding the incredible house and for organizing the weekend, to Forever Juste for making an amazing meal, to Ah Yeah our favorite DJ and to everyone else who helped out during the weekend and made it to Sidi Bouzid. Next Hash: RUN : # 1334 DATE : 19.03.11 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1333 (Mar 12, 2011)

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Run #1331 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Feb 26, 2011 RH3 Scribe

26 févr. 2011 BTB, Boob Job, Bob job & UnderConstruction

26 févr. 2011 BTB, Boob Job, Bob job & UnderConstruction Many hashers showed up this sunny saterday at Kemal Trophy. Two trails, one trail for wankers and one trail for runners Wankers were lost inside the forest and didn't find the beer stop. They returned to the circle. The beer-stop was not easy to find. In fact, it was moved to the outside of the forest by Mokhtar, who made it. Then the runners found it quickly. Some of them have preferred to lengthen while race before to stop. Some hashers, late comers were already at the beer stop playing a kind of french game. It is called "les boules" or "la pétanque". It depends of French cities of Marseille and Lyon, according to Ratatouille and Laidback. Returning to the circle. FRBs: Bob the Builder Accusations: - Hares for not setting marks and the beer stop correctly. - MpFree and Fashion Assassin for shortcutting the first part of the Run. - Boris,... - Ratatouille for late comer and playing a strange game at the beer stop. - who else... (I don't remember) Welcome back: Sewbona. On on. When GM drinks, all GM drink. But GM was not there. Announcements: - Next run will be set by Compost if no hashers volunteer. - Absolute Elf. Found a villa for her birthday weekend at ElJadida, on March 11. - MpFree announce the hashcash current amount. Swing low: sung by Absolute Elf and invitees, with the accompanying gestures it takes...

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Run #1330 Grand Canyon’s house Feb 19, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1330 aka Red Dress/Dress Red Run

RUN # 1330 aka Red Dress/Dress Red Run VENUE: Grand Canyon's house TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 19.02.11 Hares: Grand Canyon, Sex and the City, Under Construction, I did it The RH3 hosted its first Red Dress run with great success. Hares announced a last minute change on Friday evening as the Marines couldn't host the event any longer. Under Construction, Hashibaba and Rubber Biscuit stayed back in the kitchen to prepare the pasta. Compost had the nerve to accuse the hares of setting up the run on bike. I did it responded by acknowledging that it was a great bike ride! As hashers started to arrive, everyone was eager to see the outfits. There was lots of red that's for sure and party because most hashers bought the red fleece sweatshirt that had been made just for us. Eventually we circled up and hares explained what the different trails. Things got a tad confusion at the beginning since the wankers took off on the runners trail... Wankers and runners met at the Beer Stop. Late hashers and lost hashers who couldn't find Grand Canyon's house all met up at the Beer Stop. Some runners stopped there while the fitter ones pushed on to the second half of the trail. FRB was Boris who was in a big hurry to get back to the house. We welcomed back Pubic Relations, DDT, Huckleberry Hyatt, Maliboobs,Thieving Bastard (but he left before the circle started) Just Matt, Just Silke, Just Julien (Sorry can't remember his Hash name). Our only Newbie who came with Just Matt was introduced by Frankenstein Jr. We welcome Just Rachel who got two Down Downs as she was in a hurry to drink and drank her first one before the end of Frankenstein Jr's speech. Best Red Dress contest went to Boris and Grand Canyon for being the sexiest ones. All four hares including HashiBaba and Rubber Biscuit wore dresses as well as Absolut Elf and Maliboobs. Then there was Boris in a very sexy red dress. On On to all of them. Down Down contest between Just Rachel, Caligula and Frankenstein Jr. Guess who was the winner? Accusations: Under Construction got accused of keeping the big cooler at his house so he could be ready for the following Saturday. We also accused him for running out of beer. Someone had to take the blame! More accusations poured most initiated by Frankenstein Jr who drove I did it and Last Dancer crazy as we were running short on beer... GM thanked Chef de Cuisine for getting the fleece jackets. Announcements: - Hash Ball coming up but date TBA - Absolut Elf announced the organization of a potential hash weekend in Sidi Bouzid outside of El Jadida the weekend of the 12th. Her Bday is the 11th! Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers stayed to enjoy the BBQ set up afterwards. Since nothing ever runs smoothly Pubic Relations and MPFree had to drive to store to get more beer as by the time we reached the end of the circle we were completely out! Ratatouille went to his restaurant to bring the forgotten ketchup. Frankenstein Jr turned into the grill master and flipped burgers while Twin Maker took care of the kabobs and sausages. Sex and the City was at the music. Thanks all to a great event and a special thank you to Grand Canyon and family for letting us use his house on such short notice. See you next year for 2nd annual Red Dress Run. Next Hash: RUN : # 1331 DATE : 26.02.11 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bob the Builder, Under Construction On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1329 CACTUS Feb 12, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1329

RUN # 1329 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 12.02.11 Hares: Tsunami, MPFree and kid A run through the forest on a beautiful Saturday afternoon always attract plenty of hashers. Some we hadn't seen in a while came which was nice to see them. Caligula called the circle and hares explained what surprises we might have or not have for the run and walk. Runners were quicker than the wankers to take off so they never met at the Beer Stop which was sponsored by Sex and the City who was the chauffeur of MPFree's car (she didn't lose his keys). Runners were promised two or three roundabouts may some hasher saw none others saw one or two. Runners were anonymous on the fact if you couldn't see the flour you just had to follow the tire marks... The second half of the run was a live run led by Compost throughout the forest. Two hashers Iron Maiden and Frankenstein JR not to name them took off on their own before the end of the beer stop and went straight back to the circle. A few others such Absolut Elf, Just Karim and... opted for the short cut back to the circle. Walkers got back to the circle before the last of the runners. Then it was time for some serious business, beer was put into coolers, ice on top, soon to be ready for hashers to drink. We welcomed back SOB, Just George, Absolut Elf, Maliboobs, Pubic Relations even though he didn't stay until we circled up. Only one Newbie who came in with SOB and was introduced by SOB: Just Karim. Worth to mention that amongst the things that Just Karim must do for a living he's in the vitamins business as he gave away a handful of vitamin bottles to hashers. Hashing naming ceremony for the kid who was hare with Tsunami. He'll be known from now on as Red Rocket. Accusations: MPFree was the first one to be accused for losing his keys the previous Saturday. It took an hour to Bob the Builder to come back with the spare key to find out that MPFree's car keys were in the trunk! Just George accused the FRBs of competing with each other and not care about the rest of the runners. Hares got accused of using the car to set the trails. More and more accusations poured in that it's absolutely impossible to name them all! Announcements: - Red Fleece sweater available at 120 dhm each. Hurry up the stock won't last. See Chef de Cuisine - The RH3 Red Dress Run will take place on Sat February 19th at the Marines House. If wearing a red dress isn't your thing please wear something red but we strongly encourage hashers to run a red dress for the circle that will take place at the Marine House so away from the public eye. - Hash Ball coming up but date TBA SOB got in the circle for a special Swing Low. Hashers that weren't too tired met up that same evening at Kafe Pouchkine for a Spoutnick party animated by hasher Ah Yeah! Next Hash: RUN : # 1330 Dress Red/Red Dre˜&)3uŸÝ#“År>èŽC?ᮛ|”eÏϦ‹L=#_lš¢ çkRwT…ý1A2ǐ!qÈÌqåÛg‚C֍‚…¨z¯‡d½ñÕ‡DØ"ŠÕE(o©{Šår]ìµwÊй®±£kŒ\Œ{Ž|À؃í»¿+‚Û›[“Ȑë2Ù4 Ü<ƒr3œöù÷ßí`=—âø¨>ápp’¼uØL¯ nãô?°!Á4lö¸êŒñIuÀ•QÐ+GN´Ž2´suü”©ÿ¸'û˜­u³i•‚[üš”—™’ŸÆêçÐ]œÉ$†ý+žÎ<Zˆ±jã…Ò«ö23þû!=÷,DÊz€nÌ9Apöt$p=) À|ù§Ÿªkñ}Ô2g¿è~Ÿ¼c@ý

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Run #1328 CEINTURE VERTE Feb 5, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1328

RUN # 1328 VENUE: Ceinture Verte TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 05.02.11 Hares: Compost, Frankenstein Jr and 911 If only a few hashers showed up on Saturday Jan 29th because the ones not going to Marrakech felt like they could take the afternoon off, we certainly had a huge turn-out last Saturday. Maybe hashers came in force because Compost was setting the trail especially after the grueling marathon and half marathon. Once we estimated that everyone was there, hares got in the circle to tell us about the trails. We were quite surprised to hear that they had set up two beer stops! Runners got to the first beer stop before the wankers and waited around for them. How nice of them! Runners took off before the wankers and split up into two groups. Most runners took the short trail straight back to the circle while a handful of them with good legs chose the long trail that Compost had set up for them. On On to them! Somehow the second beer stop never materialized itself but that's ok as usually there is not beer stop when Compost set the trails! No one seemed in a hurry to circle up but we had to eventually as it was getting very chilly. We had plenty of hashers in the FRBs category and especially kids: Just Adam, Just Othmane, Just Karim, Purple Rain There was no newbie and the late comers I guess weren't that late. We welcomed back the following hashers, Working Girl, Marathon Man, Destroyer, the Twin Maker family, TBread, Matador, Ouistiti Jr, the Boris family, Hot Wax, Little Bit, Purple Rain... Boris had disappeared because he had been training for his first marathon! These hashers got a Down Down for running the Marrakech marathon: Compost and Boris. There was also a Down Down for hashers who ran the half marathon: TBread, Grand Canyon, Sex and the City, Frankenstein Jr, Purple Rain, Genghis Khan. Accusations: MPFree got accused of not bringing the glasses for the Hash Splash but Boris saved the day. LaidBack got accused of forgetting the table as we had to do the hash splash from the back of GM's car. TBread got accused of forgetting his shoes in Rabat. No worries he didn't run the halt marathon bare foot but apparently he got nasty blisters from wearing brand new running shoes. New car accusation for Twin Maker and Holly String. Hashers were nice because I didn't see any flour on their car. Hashers not running either the marathon or the half marathon got an accusation but no down down for anyone as they were too many. There were other accusations of course but since Hash Scribe was also Hash Splash my attention went to filling up the glasses with beer. Announcements: - The RH3 Red Dress Run will take place on Sat February 19th at the Marines House. A red dress run means that all hashers of both sexes will show up in red dress. - Hash Ball coming up but date TBA Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Since it wasn't that warm out, most hashers took off rather quickly once the circle was finished. Others on the hand lingered on until they couldn't feel their fingers! Next Hash: RUN : # 1329 DATE : 12.02.11 Venue: TBA at the American club Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Tsunami and MPFree again! On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1328 (Feb 5, 2011)

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Run #1327 GOLF COURSE #1 Jan 29, 2011 RH3 Scribe

Golf 1 (for a change)

Golf 1 (for a change) The main thing about this hash was it was more about quality than quantity, even if bloody compost dragged more than half of Rabat hashers to Marrakech to kill themselves, destroy their knees etc. A bunch of others showed up (7 to be exact, oh! and plus Sophie with the lampshade around her neck.) The GM of the day decided to start the hash without any introduction from the hares, because they hadn?t traced, the run & guess what and the only flour they used was to show where the site was. After that thinking that nobody would come they decided to stay and wait, but unfortunately for them, we came, we saw and, we ran. There were 3 runners, Caligula, mpfree & bob the builder ran and chef de cuisine, nosey parker and none other than our own humpty dumpty walked. Back to the circle, Caligula called the 2 hares laid back and nosey parker into the circle and their run was voted ON ON even with no flour. The sinners were called one by one into the circle, first of all laid back because he ruined all chances of his lovely Sophie ever being a mum! (This is why she had the lampshade round her neck.) The 2nd on-down for not using flour on the run. Chef de cuisine got an on down because she had no trainers & did the whole walk in cowboy boots. (thanks to humpty dumpty)! Humpty dumpty got one too for not bringing his mums shoes. Caligula had a couple too but 1 for wearing three hats at the same time, the other we can?t remember, but it was too fast to worry about so no worries there. MPfree thinks he?s called chef de cuisine and got an on down for it (mpfree you want to sing for chef de cuisine you have to use a high pitched voice) FRB this week was Bob the builder. All sang swing low (except cdc ) who doesn?t know it. The ?soulards? (sounds better in French than English) stayed until god knows what time resolving the worlds problems. Hash scribe who knows!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1327 (Jan 29, 2011)

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Run #1326 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jan 22, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1326

RUN # 1326 VENUE: Golf 3 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 22.01.11 Hares: Tsunami and MPFRee Hares and hashers love Golf 3 site for the endless possibilities of trails and of getting lost. The hares chose a traditional trail with roundabouts, sporadic flour marks and a Beer Stop for runners and wankers. The site is well known to RH3 hashers so late comers have no excuses. Once we estimated that everyone had arrived, GM called the circle and the hares gave explanations about the trails. The run went without any incidents, the circle went smoothly but the hiatus came when it was almost time to leave and Frankenstein Jr realized that he had lost his car keys! Turns out the key was locked in the trunk and the only set of house keys were in the car! No worries we have some very clever hashers especially Genghis Khan and after some deep brainstorming found a way to access the car trunk (never mind that a tiny window frame was smashed during the operation) and to retrieve the key! We should start to keep track on how many hashers have lost their keys while running or had their keys locked in the car. FRBs: These two hashers were the first ones to be back at the circle: Bob the Builder 1st and Ratatouille 2nd. Note: Compost was FRB up to the Beer Stop. Welcome backs: Just Anass that unfortunately didn’t stay for the circle, Gyros and Mother Hen. Newby: Mulcha Money (can’t remember the spelling) who is new to the Rabat Hash. Accusations: Bob the Builder and Tsunami were accused of indecent exposure Chef de Cuisine and Gyros showed up wearing the same sweatshirt from Run 400! On On to them. Laid Back was accused because his dog wouldn’t stop barking and hashers couldn’t hear the GM. Bob the Builder and Under Construction were quite a few times and had plenty of down downs. Other hashers also got accused but there were so many accusations that we lost track of them. Announcements: - Change of date for the First Red Dress Run for RH3. This run will take place on Sat February 19th so this will give hashers plenty of time to find a red dress to wear! - Annual Hash Ball in March. Date TBA. We need volunteers to organize this year’s hash ball (decoration, Raffle tickets with prizes, awards…). The set fee will include dinner, drinks and plenty of fun. GM reminded hashers to leave the sites as clean or even cleaner that the way we found them, not to throw trash on the trails and to pick up after the kids who might play with plastic cups. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. One more thing to say, good luck to hashers running the Marathon or ½ marathon this coming Sunday in Marrakech. Next Hash: RUN : # 1327 DATE : 29.01.11 Venue: TBA at the American club Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Laid Back, Nosy Parker On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1326 (Jan 22, 2011)

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Run #1325 Party Animal's Residence Jan 15, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1325

RUN # 1325 VENUE: at Party Animal's house in Bouznika TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 15.01.11 Hares: Party Animal, Under Construction, Sex and the City, I did It, Fashion Assassin Last Saturday resembled more a day outing to Party Animal's place in Bouznika that means of course if you made it to his house by car. Some hashers might have preferred directions that like this "how to get to Party Animals on foot!" The dirt road leading to Party Animal's place still had major potholes covered with water from the last rain and some hashers got their cars stuck in it. Once we estimated that everybody was present we rounded and hares got in the circle to give some details about the run and walk. Wankers and runners arrived at roughly the same time at the Beer Stop that was set up at Kamal Trophy site. If the run to the Beer Stop had been somewhat wet and muddy it was nothing compared to what was waiting the hashers for the second half. Too bad we didn't take pictures of the shoes before and after the run and walk. Sex and the City and Money Penny took a detour on their way back to avoid the mud but that probably added a few km to the run. Hashers such as Frankenstein Jr and MpFree took the water hose to clean his shoes! Snacks were passed around especially a "saucisson" brought by GM. Once everybody was back and all the late comers had arrived, it was time to circle up! FRBs: Iron Maiden Welcome backs: Ratatouille, SOB Late comers: Laid Back, Just Silke Accusations: Absolut Elf and Under Construction returned to the house by car Party Animal got accused of littering Announcements: - Marrakech Marathon on Sunday January 30th. On On to the hashers that are participating. - First Red Dress Run for RH3 is coming up. This run will take place the closest Saturday to Valentine's Day therefore Sat February 12th. - El Jadida weekend proposed by Absolut Elf on March 11th / 12th for her Bday. Stay tuned for more info. Any suggestions for a place to stay? Swing Low was done by MPFree and a few strombolies, helped by a song coming directly from the nearest Hi-Fi equipment. Thanks to Party Animal to let us use his house for the BBQ, thank you for the DJs Sex and the City and Under Construction and a last thank you to Frankenstein Jr for his generosity. It was a great night. Next Hash: RUN : # 1326 DATE : 22.01.11 Venue: Golf #3 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Tsunami On On Scribe: I did it

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Run #1324 BARRAGE #1 Jan 8, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1324

RUN # 1324 VENUE: Barrage 1 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 08.01.11 Hares: Under Construction, Sex and the City, Genghis Khan Gorgeous day to go running at the lake but not warm enough for a dip! For some reason it was a huge turnout and some hashers we haven't seen in a while or in a very long time were back. Great to have you back. Hares got in the circle as some late hashers were still arriving but all managed to set off together with runners going one way and wankers the other way. Runners took this scenic route and a nice view of the whole lake. We all met at the Beer stop to refresh ourselves between before splitting up again. Runners and wankers arrived pretty much at the same time back at the circle. Then it was catch-up time for long time no see hashers while others were chased by MPFree to pay the hash cash. GM and Compost called to everyone to circle up. First to circle up after the call was only Little Bit and Sex and the City. GM and Compost had to do a second round to gather up the rest of the group. FRBs: Compost, Baldrick Welcome backs: Just Silke, IP Freely + Just Fatiha, Gyros, Mother Hen, Iron Maiden, Money Penny, Absolut Elf, Hot Wax, Little Bit, Space Toon, Matador, Ouistiti Jr. Newbies : Just Stephanie, Just Rene. Baldrick and Ice Queen new to the Rabat hash but not to other hashes. Late comers (guess who): The Ah Yeah family Short cutters: Caligula and I did it were accused of shortcutting the runners trails and were labeled as short cutter bastards. Caligula told hashers otherwise and called themselves Clever short cutters. Farewell to Just Stephanie moving to Ecuador and Just Rene going back to Spain. Accusations: Compost got accused of losing his marbles as the hare raiser since he went to Golf III and found no hashers there! Tsunami didn't pay attention to the email sent and went to the site called Reservoir/Lake meaning that she found herself on the complete opposite side of the reservoir. There were of course other accusations that Hash Scribe can't recall. We had a Beer contest between Caligula, Just Rene and Baldrick. Guess who won? If you guess Caligula then you are right on. Though it was a close call for the other two hashers and we just called it a tie. Grand Canyon found a friend in Baldrick as he finally had someone else to sing hash songs with him that Rabat hashers are not familiar with. We are just a bit limited when it comes to learning new songs!! Announcements: - First Red dress run for RH3 is coming up. This run will take place the closest Saturday to Valentine's Day therefore Sat February 12th. - BBQ after next hash run so bring drinks and food to share. - El Jadida weekend proposed by Absolut Elf on March 11th / 12th for her Bday. Stay tuned for more info. Any suggestions for a place to stay? Baldrick got in the circle for Swing Low (but don't tell him that we actually knew the song and the moves!!). Next Hash: RUN : # 1325 DATE : 15.01.11 Venue: at Party Animal's house in Bouznika Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Party Animal, Under Construction, Sex and the City, I did It, Fashion Assassin On BBQ afterwards so bring food, drinks to share with everyone On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1324 (Jan 8, 2011)

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Run #1323 CACTUS Jan 1, 2011 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1323

RUN # 1323 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: New Year’s Day run Hares: Grand Canyon, Whoreoscope, I did it, Party Animal and Hashy Baba Happy New Year to all the hashers of the Rabat Hash. May 2011 be a great year. A few brave hashers actually volunteered to set the trail on New Year’s Day. All in all we had 5 hares so that was very impressive. Long time no see hashers also came for the New Year’s Day run. It was a beautiful day so it’d have been a shame to miss an afternoon out in the forest. Once we estimated that everyone was present GM called the circle and hares gave a round of explanations on how well they think they had set the trails. Runners and wankers split up to go off their separate ways. They were supposed to all meet at the Beer Stop but the walkers trail turned out to be a bit longer than expected. Back at the circle, late comers met up with the rest of the group and exchanged best wishes for the New Year and also tasted Calamity Jane’s delicious candied ginger. Then it was time for GM, Compost and Caligula to call the circle. FRBs: Compost and Sex and the City Late comers: Some hashers either forgot about the time or just got out of bed very late. We had Tsunami, El Nino, Purple Rain, Nosy Parker, Holly String, Twin Maker, Right Corner and Left Corner Welcomebacks: Whoreoscope, Nosy Parker, Always, Mr Mom and Working Girl Newbies were introduced by Grand Canyon: Just Tatiana who never hashed before. We also had two newbies to the Rabat Hash but who already hashed all over Africa: Bostwana and W G Man’s (not so sure about the last one!). Welcome all to the Rabat Hash. We had a hashy Birthday for Sayonara. Hashing naming ceremony for Sayonara’s boy who got the hash name of Arrivederci. GM and Last Dancer showed up in a brand new car so they had an On Down for that. Farewell to Mr Mom who goes back and forth between Bahrain and Morocco. Hope to see him soon in Rabat. Farewell to Grand Canyon and Chef de Cuisine but they’ll be back shortly Accusations: Grand Canyon first got accused of locking his car but leaving the windows open! Three hares didn’t mind as they were able to eat the cold pizza as Grand Canyon and Whoreoscope were still setting the runners trail. Grand Canyon then accused of destroying his brand new bike by driving into the garage with the bike on the roof rack. Oops! Genghis Khan had an On Down for creating the Cactus Hash site. Calamity Jane got accused of losing 300 dirhams on trail. Too bad she claimed it back otherwise it was free beer for everyone. Several hashers got accused of leaning against the cars. I hope that’s because they celebrated too much the night before. Announcements: - Happy Hour at the Marine House on Friday Jan 7th from 6pm till 1 am - Beach Party at MILF’s former house in Harhoura on Jan 7th from 9 pm till 5 am. See Tsuanmi for deteails as she’ll be behind the bar. - First Red dress run for RH3 is coming up. This run will take place the closest Saturday to Valentine’s Day therefore Sat February 12th. GM got in the circle for Swing Low. To Grand Canyon’s suggestion, some hashers drove downtown to have a burger altogether. A very wise Grand Canyon who had too many On Downs gave the car keys to I did it. Always could have done something similar but that would be an accusation for next Saturday… Next Hash: RUN : # 1324 DATE : 08.01.11 Venue: Barrage 1 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Under Construction, Bob the Builder On On Scribe: I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1323 (Jan 1, 2011)

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Run #1321 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Dec 18, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1321

RUN # 1321 VENUE: Not quite Eaux et Forets TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 18.12.10 Hares: MPFree, Purple Rain, Tsunami Maybe hashers complaints about the Eaux et Forets site were heard because for some magical reasons all accesses to the forest were blocked off by mounds of soil. For the hashers unfamiliar with Eaux et Forets, the access to this site became over the years a dump for used construction rejects such as brick, plaster... Fortunately, the hares were very inspired and have found a new site next door, and have clearly signposted, as everyone joined easily. Saturday was also the Muslim holiday of Ashoura so some hashers brought us treat (cookies, snacks...). Caligula called the circle and the hares gave explanations about the trails they had just set. Runners and wankers met at the beer stop though runners were on their way out when the walkers arrived. Back at the meeting point, hashers had time to catch up with friends, meet the newbies, eat Calamity Jane’s latest cookies while MPFree was at LabelVie to buy more beer. GM couldn’t make to the hash with the beer so instead of having very sober hashers, the hare went to get more beer to make everyone happy. Imagine a hash circle with just soda! FRBs: My guess is that we had TBread and two Marines. Late comers: Party Animal and two guests Returnees: Party Animal, Whoreoscope Newbies: Just George who came with Frankenstein Jr, two new hashers that came with Party Animal and one Marine We had a special On Down for hashers who brought with them treats for the Muslim holiday of Ashoura. Thanks to all of them (Purple Rain, Calamity Jane, MPFree...) No time of accusations as it was getting dark Announcements: - First Red dress run for RH3 is coming up. This run will take place the closest Saturday to Valentine’s Day therefore Sat February 12th. - Jan 1st run will be hared by Grand Canyon and I did it Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1322 DATE : 25.12.10 – Christmas Day Venue: Party Animal’s place in Bouznikha Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBread, Party Animal On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1321 (Dec 18, 2010)

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Run #1320 CEINTURE VERTE Dec 11, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1320

RUN # 1320 VENUE: Ceinture Verte TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 11.12.10 Hares: Grand Canyon, Scrooge, Hashy Baba and Rubber Biscuit A change of site the day before a run is guaranteed to confuse a few hashers who don’t check their emails on a regular basis but by the number of hashers who showed up they did get the message. The hares used so much flour to mark the trails that they barely had any left to draw the arrow to mark the hash site and that created some confusion. While husbands and kids were setting the trails the wives (Calamity Jane and Last Dancer) were shopping at the medina. We thank them for their shopping spree as they brought delicious olives to share with us all. Once it looked that everybody was there, GM called the circle and the hares gave their round of explanation on how not to get lost in the woods. The runners all ran together so no hasher was left roaming the woods alone! After a beer stop, everybody met again at the circle to chat and drink their favorite beverage. FRBs: T Bread, Frankenstein Jr, Sex and the City. For the kids we had Oliver Twist and Ouistiti Jr. Completed the run: Purple Rain Frankenstein Jr and Caligula managed to get bloody legs during the run. Late Comers: The Ah Yeah family and Michiku Returnees: T Bread, Sex and the City and I did it, none of them with good reasons for not hashing the last few weeks or months. Newbie: Just Axel from France introduced by Grand Canyon. He’s an Artistic Director for the Mawazine Festival. He made lots of best friends last Saturday!! Hashy Birthday to Oliver Twist whose birthday was introduced Hashy Baba and all the children sang hashy birthday to him. El Nino got a haircut and was barely recognizable. Accusations: The following hashers got accused of talking way too much during the circle: Bob the Builder, Genghis Khan, T Bread, Forever Just. Hash Beer contest between Caligula and Just Axel who was also too chatty. As the hashers can guess, no one can beat Caligula! On On Announcements: - First Red dress run for RH3 is coming up. This run will take place the closest Saturday to Valentine’s Day therefore Sat February 12th. More details to come - GM reminded the hashers to come hang out at the American Club every Wednesday evening for hashers’ night. If you are not registered with the club for that night, email the needed info to GM - T-shirts for sale at 80 dhm each. SOB was the only taker but hurry up as they will go fast. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1321 DATE : 18.12.10 Venue: Eaux and Forets Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Tsuami, Purple Rain and MPFree On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1320 (Dec 11, 2010)

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Run #1318 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 27, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1318

RUN # 1318 VENUE: Golf #3 TIME: 2:30 pm for 3 pm DATE: Nov 27 On this past Saturday 27 of November, the Sexy family managed a good start for their hash trail. Holly String, Twin Maker, and Left and Right Corner were all happy that both the runners and walkers were satisfied with the trail they had setup. The Sexy family was a happy family until the unexpected happened! Everything turned upside down when John Wyatt, AKA Private Ryan, was left behind in the forest. The last information we received from his peers was that on the way back to the hash circle, our soldier took a different route to extend his run and ended up missing for a few hours. The hashers then decided to organize a search group in this mysterious forest of the Golf 3 site. On the one hand, three different teams were dispersed with a mission to find Private Ryan before sunset or before he crosses the Enemy Lines. On the other hand, the hashers that stayed in the circle hoping for our missing guy to show up were also coordinating an official statement to be delivered to the media and press in case the worse came to happen. If Private Ryan were to stay missing, the hashers would need a valid and gullible story to save the diplomatic relations between the US and Morocco. And as we all know, the hashers always take their responsibilities very seriously! After a few hours of suspense, our hero finally gave in and called Under Construction to say that he was home safe and that the extensive forest search wasn't needed any more. As to how Private Ryan made it home in such difficult and hostile conditions is still a mystery to the hashers, but different versions and explications are being developed which will be presented at the next run. Besides this unexpected incident, the hashers were pretty happy with the work the Sexy family had performed that day. Unfortunately, the barbecue that was supposed to take place after the circle was cancelled. The site had become too windy and dark for us to stay. Should we blame it on Mr. Wyatt? Yes we can, and we will! Furthermore, during the circle, we had a newbie by the name of Mat, as well as some welcome backs such as Whorescope, who we guessed was too busy performing tricks for the past few weeks?! We would like to wish Mat, who has just gotten to Morocco not too long ago, a big welcome to our beautiful country and our fun social group. In addition, our hash circle had some interesting accusations where Bob the Builder (again!) suggested that Compost should wear his hash gear during the regular week days in Rabat so that hashers have better chances recognizing him. We have been used to see Compost in shorts and sexy legs for so long that it has now become too difficult to identify him when he's wearing pants and his legs are covered. So please Compost, either were shorts or skirts and make it easy on us! Under Construction was also accused by Caligula for not performing his hash trash duty two weeks ago and for also being a late comer. However, he was delivered his 50th mug by the GM himself who also reminded hashers that it is their responsibility to keep the mismanagement informed with the number of runs. We also had an announcement about Little Bit and Hotwax opening of their restaurant EL GAUCHO which is a Steak House in HAY RYAD - LES CAMELIAS (05 37 71 71 30). Feel free to make your reservations!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1318 (Nov 27, 2010)

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Run #1317 GOLF COURSE #1 Nov 20, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1317

RUN # 1317 VENUE: Golf #1 TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 20.11.10 Hares: Purple Rain, Tsunami, MpFree The run on Saturday, November 20 was set by Purple Rain, Tsunami, and Mp3. About 20 people showed up although no new comers were there. The run was great and both the runners and walkers seemed satisfied about the trail and beer stop. The trail started from the Golf 1 site. Purple Rain led the runners and Tsunami led the walkers. Everybody then met at the beer stop after the golf entrance and came back for the Hash circle. FRBs were Bob the Builder and Frankeinstein Jr. Yes it’s true!. We enjoyed the comeback of our GM, Last Dancer, and Forever Juste. As usually, Frankenstein Junior added his touch to the circle’s entertainment by accusing Grand Canyon of a personal issue that the rest of the hashers didn’t really understand! Nevertheless, it was funny and cute to watch the two argue like an old couple. Bob the builder dared to launch a double charge against Scrooge (GM’s hat off?). While he was what you know, he has to dress like a hasher, and explain why he has a “NB” (newbee) stuck in his car. The clue is that NB is a region in NL. And as, in fact, he has just returned from Holland, he was keen to show off his new and beautiful ..CK tee shirt (Calvin Klein, what are you thinking of?). Tsunami accused the mysterious guy behind the hash statistics of not doing his things correctly. She pointed out the trip to Volubilis as an example while Purple Rain was whispering to her what to say from distance and Tsunami was transmitting the complaint in the circle. We believe that the identity of the man behind “the statistics” title is none other than Boris himself, who we also suspect of working undercover for some Eastern European secret service that I won’t mention in here. Under Construction had an accusation against the mismanagement for not giving him his mug for the 50th run. We are used of complaints from UC that sometimes have no validation, but this time around he was right and his mug was promised by the GM himself to be delivered in the next run. On on to UC for 50 runs and more. We had late comers such as Caligula and Boris. Each one of them had their reasons for not being on time but for the rest of us it just sounded like…well, bullshit to us! Grand Canyon also announced an event happening on Friday 3rd of December which I invite hashers to ask him about since I can’t remember any details about it (Happy Hour at Marine’s House?). We will see! Unfortunately, we also got some bad news in the circle as well where Mr. Mom announced that he will be leaving us and Morocco soon for career reasons. He also said he was leaving his wife and kids behind for 3 to 4 months. So Mr. Mom, who is she? Send us pictures buddy and enjoy your “professional” career move! And although we appreciated his presence in the Hash this year, we wish him the best in this new adventure and hope to see him after he moves out of Morocco. You’ll always have a home and a hash family here! We also had some x-rated entertainment where Bob the Builder (or Bob the Building as some would call him) did a little strip session for us before his wife had to get him back in line. Is that why she was named Bob Job? Next Hash: RUN : # 1318 DATE : 27.11.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm! Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TwinMaker, Holly String, Left/Right corner On On Under Construction, With the complicity of MpFree.

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Run #1316 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Nov 13, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1316

RUN : # 1316 DATE : 06.11.10 Venue: Kamel Trophy Hares: Boris & Mr. MOM

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Run #1315 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 6, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1315

RUN # 1315 VENUE: Golf #3 TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 06.11.10 Hares: Compost and Frankenstein Jr A hash run hared by Compost means that if you are not fit to run long distance you should probably abstain from it altogether. The start of the run was slightly delayed as the police or some type authoritative people tried to stop hashers to reach the site! No worries, everybody made it. Once we decided that everybody had arrived hashers circled up and Caligula called the hares in the circle for the traditional explanations. To the dismay of some hashers there was no beer stop. Other hashers fully know that when Compost set a run there’s usually no beer stop and they might suffer! Frankenstein Jr led the wankers and Compost the runners. Caligula, Absolut Elf and Under Construction were told halfway through the run by Compost to turn around if they wanted to get back to the circle before dark while the rest of the pack continued on. After giving hashers some time to regroup and say hello to all the late comers, Caligula called the circle. Caligula actually stood in for our GM and led the way through the circle. FRBs: T Bread as usual but followed closely by the newbie We chose one Late Comer amongst plenty of them: Boris. He was so late that he didn’t even have the time to put on his hash outfit. Returnees: Mitchiko, Boris and of course Iron Maiden. Welcome back Iron Maiden! Newbie: Our newbie had the honor to be introduced by Frankenstein Jr. Just Matthijs Schroeder is the Deputy Chief at the Dutch embassy. Welcome to the Rabat Hash. Hashy Birthday to Humpty Dumpty Accusations: Caligula opened the accusations and a few hashers had On Downs. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low and performed with a few handpicked hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1316 DATE : 06.11.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Boris On On I did it

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Run #1314 SCROOGE Farm Oct 30, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1314

RUN # 1314 VENUE: Scrooge and Last Dancer's House TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 30.10.10 Hares: Scrooge, Last Dancer and Matador with Compost as cohare Last Saturday's hash run was nicknamed The Old Man's Run with the slogan Quality First/Quantity Last. Not too many hashers showed up maybe because some of them were working on their Halloween costumes for the evening Halloween party. Quality prevailed over quantity! After waiting long enough GM called the circle and gave himself with Matador explanations about the run and the walk. Matador led the wankers while Compost took off with the runners. After a long run led by Compost everybody relaxed in the backyard of Last Dancer and GM. Eventually it was time to call the circle as some hashers were eager to go home to put on their fabulous Halloween costumes. FRBs: T Bread followed by Compost Late comers were Ah Yeah and Tsunami. Both had been working on the set up of the Halloween party. Returnees: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Doggy Style Hashy Birthday to Marathon Man who proudly turned 6 and Sex and the City (no age given). 450 runs for Frankenstein Jr On On! GM made a special announcement regarding the Beer Cash. Be responsible for paying you own beer at the Beer Stop and afterwards and be so kind to bring small change. Accusations: I did it and Under Construction got accused of shortcutting the run. Mr Mum got accused of shortcutting the walk! Announcement: We've got 14.000 dirhams in the Hash petty cash box!! Thanks to MP Free. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. If you were amongst the hashers who attended the party, the consensus is that it was a great success. Thanks to the Halloween committee, Ah Yeah at the music and everybody's contribution. Next Hash: RUN : # 1315 DATE : 06.11.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost and Frankenstein Jr On On I did it

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Run #1313 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Oct 23, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1313

RUN # 1313 VENUE: Eaux et Forets TIME: 3:30 pm DATE: 23.10.10 Hares: Bob the Builder and Under Construction Eaux et Forets is a beautiful site as long as you imagine that all the trash dumped on the way to get there doesn’t exist! The new hour threw off a few hashers. Caligula arrived almost an hour early while Gyros and Mother Hen arrived for the old time! Everyone gathered up pretty much on time and Caligula called the hares into the circle to describe what they had designed for us. They describe the trail as an eight shape which confused a few hashers. Forever Juste volunteered to bring the beer to the Beer Stop in his “grandpa’s car aka the love machine and other names”. Hashers met up at the Beer Stop and some picked acorns. Back at the circle we met hashers that had missed the new time. There was plenty of time to socialize, pass around the handpicked acorns and of course to savor some beer. Caligula and Compost called the circle but it took a few more minutes for hashers to quiet down. FRBs: Most likely it was T Bread and Compost Returnees: Vital Statistics, Forever Juste, Grand Canyon, Calamity Jane, Sewbona were back Grand Canyon was in Italy and went hashing with the Capri Hash. On On! Accusations: Plenty of hashers got accused of not wearing Hash T-shirts and especially the free one that were handed for Volubilis weekend. A few more hashers got accusations for doing some very bad things!! Announcement: Halloween Party 2010 on Sat Oct 30th at Ratatouille’s in Harhoura. Don’t miss the fun and bring a bottle! Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers stayed behind to enjoy a few more of their favorite beverage and please bring some change! Little Bit even gave I did it who was mending the Hash Splash the best she could her first tip; a symbolic one dirham. On On. Next Hash: RUN : # 1314 DATE : 30.10.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Scrooge and Matador Halloween Hash Party starting at 9 pm Autouroute, Sortie Témara, au nouveau rond point à droite, puis au rond point des gendarmes à droite (prendre la route côtière direction Rabat, ) après la mosquée à gauche, prendre la 2eme à gauche. Maison 334 sur la droite (addresse : 334 rue casablanca, Harhoura) Take autoroute towards Casa and take the Temara exit, go to the coastal road and make a right (direction towards Rabat). Go past the Hotel Yasmine, the mosque on your left and take the second left, #334 on your right handside (334 rue Casablanca - Harhoura) On On I did it

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Run #1312 HARHOURA FOREST Oct 16, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1312

RUN # 1312 VENUE: Harhoura Forest TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 16.10.10 Hares: Ratatouille Everyone loves the outdoors on a warm, sunny fall day so it’s not a surprise that lots of hashers showed up last Saturday for an afternoon of fun. Some hashers had a bad surprise to discover that runners and wankers had already left when they got to the site. Runners couldn’t catch up with the pack either even at the Beer Stop. Walkers had more luck and met up with the rest of the group at the Beer Stop. A few hashers that decided to extend the beer stop ran back on their own to the circle since the runners didn’t wait for anyone to arrive at the Beer Stop. Eventually everyone got back together at the circle. Hash Scribe was the Hash splash during the circle and no notes were taken. The following account contains bits and pieces of what happened. By the time we started the circle our hare had already left. Newbies: There was lots of newbies. Dolly Parton brought with her a colleague and friends from Madagascar. Hope to see them all again. Absolut Elf came with Just Scott I believe Professor Pepperoni came with two friends whose names I forgot Returnees: The big returnee was Karaoke Queen who has been in France for the last two years. Welcome back! A hasher that we see once in a while was among us with her daughter. Not introduced was her nanny from Senegal. Accusations: Tsunami accused the hare and hashers standing in for mismanagement for starting the hash run before the mentioned time which was for last Saturday 4 pm. Another accusation goes to Ratatouille for not providing trash bags and leaving hashers scrambling to gather the trash. Reminder: The hares bring with them water, sodas, Beer, ice, plastic cups, trash bags and everything else needed for the Beer stop and the Hash Splash during the circle. Announcement: Halloween Party 2010 on Sat Oct 30th at Ratatouille’s in Temara Beach. See the poster designed by Public Relations. Ah Yeah got in the circle for Swing Low. We ran out of beer as Boris took off with the cooler and no one except for maybe one person heard about a last call. It was getting very dark anyway so hashers collected the trash and everybody went home. Next Hash: RUN : # 1313 DATE : 16.10.10 Venue: Eaux & Forets Gathering TIME: TBA Run Time: TBA Hares: Bob the Builder and Under Construction On On I did it

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Run #1311 Hand Job’s Farm Oct 9, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1311

RUN # 1311 VENUE: Hand Job’s house in Benslimane TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 09.10.10 Hares: Professor Pepperoni It’s not a lousy weather forecast announcing rain for pretty much the entire weekend that’s going to deter hashers from camping!! Maybe some backed down but it was still a big turnout. Setting up camp on the terrace was quite a site but we’ve got pictures to attest the row of tents. One brave soul, Matador, actually pitched his tent on the wet lawn. TBread put his inside the gazebo, away from the already crowded terrace. Single hashers with no tent were left to fend off for a spot on the sofas in the living room. Bob the Builder family were given a room as they had an infant and toddler with them. Once camp was set up, sleeping bags and pillows dumped into the living we waited for everyone to show up. We managed to circle up around 4:30 pm and Peppe described the choice of walks which of course created havoc but in the end we all settled on a long walk and got into cars. Speedbumps was our guest hasher from the Malaga hash in Spain. Cars were parked and off we went for a walk in the hills. Frankenstein Jr couldn’t resist swimming in the fall and jumped in the water. Later on Frankenstein Jr and this time with Speedbumps jumped again into a small sinkhole. It started to get a bit dark so the easy walkers went straight back to the cars while the hard core ones followed our guide Peppe who was in a major hurry. We almost sent a search party for GM, Last Dancer, Matador and Grand Canyon! Back to the house, preparations for dinner were in full swing in the kitchen with chef Gyros stewing the wild boar for us that Laid Back had marinated. The wild boar was ready before the roasted lamb so some hashers were served dinners first! Eventually children started following asleep and a makeshift bed was made with two sofas where they fell asleep lined up like sardines in a can! Some hashers chose to drive back to Rabat that night while the rest of us partied on. Drinking and dancing to the music of our DJ Ah Yeah continued into very late at night. Sunday 10/10/10 Hashers woke up on Sunday to the sound of the rain but it stopped raining long enough for hashers to enjoy a lazy morning. Grand Canyon and Calamity Jane had a camping stove and made eggs and bacon for the early birds. Last Dancer was of course the coffee goddess and Tsunami shared a homemade cake. As you all know we had planned a walk to take place on 10/10/10 at 10:10 am but since most of the hashers didn’t get out of bed until almost mid-morning only a few brave ones took off for a walk in the neighborhood and not on time of course. Back to the house, GM took out the two bottles of sparkling wine left from Volubilis and we all cheered to another successful hash weekend. The power went out and the water stopped running so some hashers had to wait to brush their teeth, coffee… Packing up and cleaning the place started very slowly. Tents were undone and stuffed into their bags. Matador had quite a surprise when he discovered that his daughter Ouistiti Jr wasn’t crazy during the night when she thought that something was moving in the tent. Matador found two cute little frogs inside when folding his tent!! Something worth to mention, we never circled up for the traditional circle on either Saturday or Sunday due to inclement weather! A big thank to Hand Job and her husband for opening the house to the hashers, to Peppe for the wild Boar that was so perfectly cooked by Gyros and marinated by Laid Back, to Boob Job for the delicious roasted lamb and to Ah Yeah for being our DJ and to anyone else that I may have forgotten. Next Hash: RUN : # 1312 DATE : 16.10.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Boris and Mr Mum On On I did it

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Run #1309 Volubilis Sep 26, 2010 RH3 Scribe

Volubilis Hash Weekend

Volubilis Hash Weekend RUN # 1308 VENUE: Volubilis TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 25.09.10 Hares: Caligula, Always and friend A few hashers arrived on Friday night, the rest of them arrived from late morning until right before circle time. Hashers who arrived early enough had plenty of time to relax by the pool, go for a swim. They also had first choice for the traditional Volubilis T-shirts. It was nice to see new faces and some we hadn’t seen for a while. The final preparations were made around the pool as hashers stripped a nearby olive tree of most of its branches to make crowns. Once everybody was somewhat ready, GM called the circle for a round of explanations by the hares. Then we all gathered on the stairs for the traditional group picture. There was much excitement in the air as hashers were eager to show off their togas and run or walk in them. Runners quickly realized that running in a toga was quite the challenge but they did get thumbs up from passersby. Some hashers posed for a Roman picture in the ruins. Everybody met at the Beer stop and eventually we all walked back to the hotel to circle up for some more fun. The FRB’s were TBread and IPFreely. Newbies Just Louise and just Ross along with their two girls. Just Angele and just Steve with their baby girl. Welcome to the Rabat Hash and we hope to see again. Welcome backs Always, IPFreely, Just Fatiha, Boxer friend Hash wedding announcement for IPFreely who recently got married to Just Fatiha Hash naming ceremony for Always’s friend who is a boxer. From now on, she’ll be only known to the hashers as Regina of the Box. Accusations IPFreely got accused of missing most of the circle as he disappeared with his brand new bride. Always got an accusation for not wearing a toga. Grand Canyon got accusation for getting lost getting to the hotel. The GPS couldn’t find the hotel! MPFree saved the day by picking up the bottles of champagne at Calamity Jane’s who had left the house without them. Contest It goes without saying that a toga run requires a contest to reward the best outfits. Three categories were decided; best children’s, best women’s and best men’s costumes. GM chose three hashers for the jury that had to use their best judgment in choosing winners. Everyone looked great anyway. In the children’s category – El Nino won best costume In the women’s category – Tsunami won best costume wearing a red and gold toga complete with Roman accessories. In the men’s category – Just Ross won best costume. Just Ross judiciously influenced the ladies only jury by his bold performance in the circle. I do hope that we have pictures of his outstanding show on the catwalk! Sorry for the hashers that weren’t there. Special thanks to: Chef de Cuisine for the Volubilis T-shirts. She chose a design that was used about 15 years ago for a Volubilis hash weekend. On On! MPFree for the organizing the weekend and trying to collect the money Grand Canyon and Calamity Jane for buying the champagne even though they left it behind! I did it for being GM’s secretary Gyros for being our DJ for the night Swing Low was performed by Grand Canyon, I did it and all the newbies. Once the circle over, some hashers went to get ready for dinner, others jumped in the pool and lounged by the pool drinking beer until dinner time. Run #1309 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa run Date : 26/09/10 Run time : 9 :00 am Breakfast: 10:00 am Hares: Chef de Cuisine and Last Dancer Our two hares got up early to set a very nice trail through olive groves all the way to a stunning view of Moulay Idriss. The view would have been more stunning if it weren’t for the light rain and some very low clouds! For some odd reason, hashers tend to bring the rain with them. As everyone can imagine very few hashers got up for a 9 am walk/run therefore breakfast happened first. Hashers managed to circle up around 10 am. A few brave hashers went for a run while other ones just went for a nice long walk. Some stayed behind of course. We had a very special event to celebrate at the circle: Rubber biscuit’s birthday. Hashers sang her hashy birthday and later shared together a delicious cake. As tradition obliges we had champagne. We all toasted to a great hash weekend and to Rubber Biscuit’s birthday. This was a memorable weekend and we want to thank you all for coming and a special thank you to the hashers who made this weekend possible. Next Hash: RUN : # 1310 DATE : 02.10.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hare: Tsunami and MPFree On On I did it

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Run #1308 Volubilis Sep 25, 2010 RH3 Scribe

Volubilis Hash Weekend

Volubilis Hash Weekend RUN # 1308 VENUE: Volubilis TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 25.09.10 Hares: Caligula, Always and friend A few hashers arrived on Friday night, the rest of them arrived from late morning until right before circle time. Hashers who arrived early enough had plenty of time to relax by the pool, go for a swim. They also had first choice for the traditional Volubilis T-shirts. It was nice to see new faces and some we hadn’t seen for a while. The final preparations were made around the pool as hashers stripped a nearby olive tree of most of its branches to make crowns. Once everybody was somewhat ready, GM called the circle for a round of explanations by the hares. Then we all gathered on the stairs for the traditional group picture. There was much excitement in the air as hashers were eager to show off their togas and run or walk in them. Runners quickly realized that running in a toga was quite the challenge but they did get thumbs up from passersby. Some hashers posed for a Roman picture in the ruins. Everybody met at the Beer stop and eventually we all walked back to the hotel to circle up for some more fun. The FRB’s were TBread and IPFreely. Newbies Just Louise and just Ross along with their two girls. Just Angele and just Steve with their baby girl. Welcome to the Rabat Hash and we hope to see again. Welcome backs Always, IPFreely, Just Fatiha, Boxer friend Hash wedding announcement for IPFreely who recently got married to Just Fatiha Hash naming ceremony for Always’s friend who is a boxer. From now on, she’ll be only known to the hashers as Regina of the Box. Accusations IPFreely got accused of missing most of the circle as he disappeared with his brand new bride. Always got an accusation for not wearing a toga. Grand Canyon got accusation for getting lost getting to the hotel. The GPS couldn’t find the hotel! MPFree saved the day by picking up the bottles of champagne at Calamity Jane’s who had left the house without them. Contest It goes without saying that a toga run requires a contest to reward the best outfits. Three categories were decided; best children’s, best women’s and best men’s costumes. GM chose three hashers for the jury that had to use their best judgment in choosing winners. Everyone looked great anyway. In the children’s category – El Nino won best costume In the women’s category – Tsunami won best costume wearing a red and gold toga complete with Roman accessories. In the men’s category – Just Ross won best costume. Just Ross judiciously influenced the ladies only jury by his bold performance in the circle. I do hope that we have pictures of his outstanding show on the catwalk! Sorry for the hashers that weren’t there. Special thanks to: Chef de Cuisine for the Volubilis T-shirts. She chose a design that was used about 15 years ago for a Volubilis hash weekend. On On! MPFree for the organizing the weekend and trying to collect the money Grand Canyon and Calamity Jane for buying the champagne even though they left it behind! I did it for being GM’s secretary Gyros for being our DJ for the night Swing Low was performed by Grand Canyon, I did it and all the newbies. Once the circle over, some hashers went to get ready for dinner, others jumped in the pool and lounged by the pool drinking beer until dinner time. Run #1309 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa run Date : 26/09/10 Run time : 9 :00 am Breakfast: 10:00 am Hares: Chef de Cuisine and Last Dancer Our two hares got up early to set a very nice trail through olive groves all the way to a stunning view of Moulay Idriss. The view would have been more stunning if it weren’t for the light rain and some very low clouds! For some odd reason, hashers tend to bring the rain with them. As everyone can imagine very few hashers got up for a 9 am walk/run therefore breakfast happened first. Hashers managed to circle up around 10 am. A few brave hashers went for a run while other ones just went for a nice long walk. Some stayed behind of course. We had a very special event to celebrate at the circle: Rubber biscuit’s birthday. Hashers sang her hashy birthday and later shared together a delicious cake. As tradition obliges we had champagne. We all toasted to a great hash weekend and to Rubber Biscuit’s birthday. This was a memorable weekend and we want to thank you all for coming and a special thank you to the hashers who made this weekend possible. Next Hash: RUN : # 1310 DATE : 02.10.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hare: Tsunami and MPFree On On I did it

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Run #1307 Party Animal's Residence Sep 18, 2010 RH3 Scribe

Venue: Party Animal's house

Venue: Party Animal's house Hare: Party Animal Thanks to Party Animal for openning his house and his swimming pool. Some hashers enjoyed Two trails. Runners trails and wankers trail. Runners and wankers didn't meet at the beer stop. What happened? There were two beer stops.

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Run #1306 To be announced Sep 11, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1306

RUN # 1306 VENUE: MILF’s former house TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 11.09.10 Hares: DDT and Pubic Relations The Ramadan was officially over so lots of familiar faces were back and some unfamiliar ones as well. We all gathered on the terrace of MILF’s former house (she’s back in Canada). Hares got in the circle to give out instructions on how to find a trail. Runners and wankers all took off to meet at the Beer Stop. Hares had specified that there’d be an Air Stop which materialized in the second half of the trail. The Air Stop was set up at a friend of the hares but was also very conveniently located right next to Ratatouille’s house. Hashers hopped over the fence and settle for Ratatouille’s backyard. Unfortunately Ratatouille never made it to the Air Stop as he took the wrong route back! GM and Last Dancer hadn’t arrived when everybody set off but they were there by the time everyone got back and they brought Beer with them. Once everyone was back at the house and had some of their favorite beverage, GM called the circle. Newbies Pubic Relations introduced the newbies: Olga, Sergei and their daughter. Sergei is actually working on the high speed train project! Welcome backs As the Ramadan was finished, we had lots of welcome backs! Pubic Relations called all the returnees into the circle and some of these hashers were already looking forward to their On Downs but Pubic put a twist to it. After welcoming them back he asked them to get out the circle and called in the hashers who were present the previous Saturday. Those hashers are the ones who got the On Down!! Accusations I believe that Boris was accused of shortcutting. Ratatouille got accused for not being at the Air Stop which took place at his house and for not following the trail Grand Canyon got an accusation for losing the trail Announcements -Volubilis weekend: Volubilis Hash Toga run/weekend on September 25-26. Be creative for your toga outfits just don’t take the bed sheet off your bed! -Mismanagement meeting on Wednesday at the American Club at 8 pm. Pubic Relations picked the newbies and got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1307 DATE : 18.09.10 Venue: Oued Cherrat @ Party Animal’s house (see directions below) Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hare: Party Animal Directions : Take the Autoroute towards Casa and get off at the Skhirat exit then  make a right towards the route cotière (coastal road). Turn left toward Casablanca at the roundabout. Go pass the Oued Cherrat bridge and go to the roundabout. In the roundabout turn left, go over the highway and take the Sens Interdit (Do not enter sign). At the end of the road (road is cut off by bridge under construction, turn right onto dirt road and follow railroad for 1 km. Look for the flour. Bring your swimming gear if you’d like to jump in the pool! No BBQ Prendre Autoroute sortie Skhirat. Tourner à droite vers la route Côtière.Arrivée au rond Point de l’amphitrite tourner à gauche direction Bouznika. Passer le pont de Ouad cherrat. Au rond point tourner à gauche passer sur le pont de l’autoroute et prendre le sens interdit. Au bout la route est bloquée par la construction du pont sur la voix ferrée. Tourner à droite sur la piste et longer les rails sur 1 km. Look for the flour. Apportez de quoi vous baignez dans la piscine de Party Animal. No BBQ On On I did it

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Run #1305 Grand Canyon’s house Sep 4, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1305

RUN # 1305 VENUE: Grand Canyon and Calamity Jane’s House TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 04.09.10 Hares: Grand Canyon This was the last Ramadash Run this year and it took place at Grand Canyon and Calamity Jane’s house. Summer vacation must also be over as a few hashers who were out of the country were back. The set-up was an urban trail through Hay Riad well marked with flour. Runners and wankers used the same trail. Only Boris and I did it ran the trail and Boris even twice! Hashers shared the delicious ftour together and once everybody felt a bit more alive GM called the circle. Welcome backs Some hashers who were vacationing abroad made it back: Sewbona, I did it and Boris. Boris who was in motherland Russia went hashing every Saturday with the Moscow Hash. Late comers For no valid reasons these hashers arrived late: Mr Mom, Working Girl, Marathon Man and Destroyer Pubic Relations got lost on trail or maybe DDT lost him on trail purposely… Hashy Baba had a second hashing ceremony for her name. This time she was officially baptized with beer! There were a few accusations and more were added until all the beer glasses were empty. Announcements: -Volubilis weekend: Volubilis Hash Toga run/weekend on September 25-26. See MPFree email for more info. Pubic Relations got in the circle for Swing Low. A big thank you to Grand Canyon, Calamity Jane and family to have opened their house and prepared such delicious food. Thank you to all hashers who opened up their houses during Ramadan. Next Hash: RUN : # 1306 DATE : 07.08.10 Venue: Golf #3 Gathering TIME: 3:30 pm Run Time: 4:00 pm Hares: Pubic Relations and DDT On On I did it

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Run #1303 Hot Rocks & Brown Sugar’s Farm Aug 21, 2010 RH3 Scribe

Date: 21 august 2010

Date: 21 august 2010 Run: 1303 Site: Hot rocks place Hares: Hot rocks and Sex in the city. This hash is all about beautifulity; Beautifulity of the weather, beautifulity of the walk and beautifulity of hashers. Beautifulity (check Tsunami dictionary edition 2010 under the letter F) Hot rocks did an extra job setting a runners’ trail, he should have know better, there were no runners in this hash, but we all went for a very beautiful long walk together. Welcome back: Limp noodle, El Niño, Nosy parker, Crotch rocket, DDT and Pubic relations. Farewell: Limp noodle, Crotch rocket and Hot rocks (temporary leave). Announcement: Genghis khan and Hanane were blessed with a baby girl Lina Salima, congratulations. Late comers : P.P, Sex drive and Mary jane baby. A very lazy swing low due to Ramadan, and focusing on the word “coming” a lot I guess also because of Ramadan. Hrira and food were served afterwards, and the evening went on playing cards and doing crazy circus stuff until midnight (you should have been there to understand, cause no pictures will show you the fun we had). Next run : Gyros house, to be reconfirmed. On on Don’t do that !!!

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Run #1302 MONEY FACTORY Aug 7, 2010 RH3 Scribe

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Run #1302 Saturday 7 August 2010 Hares: Just Heather, Just Sidnay, Matador, MpFree, Hares Just Heather and Sidney, Matador MPFree Welcome back: SOB. Circle: not enough beer, GM not coming. MpFree went to the Metro Market to bye beer. Beer stop inside the forest. Gyros went before 2nd circle. The run was ranked: OK. On Down to the hares FRB: ?? Late comers: Little bit family and Bob The Builder family. On down. Accusations: Matador (by Gengis khan) for wearing Ville sockets. Little bit and Gengis khan accused each other for ... nobody understand why. Naming ceremony lead by SOB - Just Heather was named Calamity Jane. Go understand why. Is it because of Grand Canyon? - Just Sidney was very happy to finally get her hashname. Hashy Baba. A deviation of Mashy Baba. Announcement: LUAU at Marine's house tonight. Before playning the swing low with other hashy wankers, SOB performed his favorite song 'my name is Joe' . On on. MpFree.

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Run #1301 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Jul 31, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1301

RUN # 1301 VENUE: Eaux & Forets TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 31.07.10 Hares: Bob the Builder, Under Construction Summer hash runs can either draw big crowds or very small ones. Saturday was a small hash with 10 hashers and two hares but as some hashers know small gatherings are lots of fun too. There was hope of more hashers showing up but since it didn’t happen, Caligula our Joint Master called the circle for the traditional explanations given by the hares. Hares described the runners trail set like an 8 with roundabouts. The designated volunteer to stay behind was Full Options but to our surprise when runners and wankers reached the Beer Stop, Full Options was there. Gyros turned around and decided to watch the cars but when everyone reached back the circle he had vanished! Once we all had consumed some beverages Under Construction called the circle but it was our Joint Master Caligula that led the circle. Once the circle was over, hashers stayed until it was almost dark drinking beer and socializing. FRBs T Bread with Sex and the City led the pack of runners. Welcome backs Whoreoscope who visited us from El Jadida. Gyros would have been a welcome back but he left before the runners and wankers got back. Accusations We had lots of accusations and On Downs for everyone that was present. No Beer was wasted. Just Heather with Just Sidney and Just Ellen got an On Down together. Caligula and I did had an On Down for walking the runners trail. Other hashers got On Downs but they’ll have to tell personally what they did to deserve an accusation! Announcements (same ones as last week!) -Ramadan 2010 announcement: The Ramadan Hash Runs always take place at hashers homes so after the run/walk hashers can celebrate the ftour together with harira and food that hashers would have brought over to share. Three hashers volunteered so far to host Ramadashes at their places but we still need one more. On the list of volunteers we have: Last Dancer and Scrooge, Gyros, Grand Canyon and Just Heather. -Volubilis 2010: After last December rainy weekend, a Volubilis Hash Toga run/weekend should take place September 25-26 (to be confirmed). Stay posted on more info regarding this event. We also need volunteers to organize the weekend. -Marine House Luau on Sat August 7th from 6 pm till 1 am. Hashers altogether performed Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1302- Last Hash Run before Ramadan DATE : 07.08.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 4:00 pm Run Time: 4:30 pm Hares: Matador and ?? On On I did it

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Run #1300 Golf course #4 Jul 24, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1300

RUN # 1300 VENUE: Golf Course #4 TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 24.07.10 Hares: T Bread, Ratatouille Saturday marked the 1300th run of the Rabat Hash House Harriers. For the story, the first run was on 26/04/1986. The Rabat Has has been running for 24 years now. GM reminded us how only one Hash Run didn’t happen in 24 years and this due to King Hassan II’s death. The RH3 25 year jubilee will take place on 23 or 30–04-2011. Be ready. There was one Beer Stop located about half way for the wankers trail. The runners did enjoy the Beer Stop but that was only the beginning of a long run for them through the forest. Last Saturday’s run had been designed for the fittest of our runners and they all made it back (but not all together!). Ratatouille came up to meet the last two runners on trail. Once all runners were back and had a bit of a rest, it was time to circle up! FRBs Compost was the first one to reach the circle then T Bread and Sex and the City and last Grand Canyon and I did it. They all had a well deserved On Down for surviving the runners trail! Lost on trail for Mr Mom, Destroyer, Just Heather and Just Sidney. Those four don’t know how to look for flour marks! Not sure they even made it to the Beer Stop. Welcome backs Just Amal, Mehdi and kids Hash name ceremony done by our interim RA Grand Canyon. Just baby Saad is now Boob Job. 100 runs for MPFree also our Hasher of the year who received his T-shirt from Sex and the City. Farewell to Grand Canyon who’s going to the US for a quick turnaround. Announcements -Ramadan 2010 announcement: The Ramadan Hash Runs always take place at hashers homes so after the run/walk hashers can celebrate the ftour together with harira and food that hashers would have brought over to share. Three hashers volunteered so far to host Ramadashes at their places but we still need one more. On the list of volunteers we have: Last Dancer and Scrooge, Gyros, Grand Canyon and Just Heather. -Volubilis 2010: After last December rainy weekend, a Volubilis Hash Toga run/weekend should take place September 25-26 (to be confirmed). Stay posted on more info regarding this event. We also need volunteers to organize the weekend. -Marine House Luau on Sat August 7th from 6 pm till 1 am. MPFree got in the circle along with a few hashers for Swing Low. Hash Site Golf course #4 wasn’t kind to some hashers who had troubles with the sandy dirty road and had their cars stuck in the sand! Next Hash: RUN : # 1301 DATE : 31.07.10 Venue: Eaux et Forets Gathering TIME: 4:00 pm Run Time: 4:30 pm Hares: Bob the Builder and ?? On On I did it

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Run #1299 OUED CHERRAT Jul 17, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1299

RUN # 1299 VENUE: Oued Cherrat TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 17.07.10 Hares: Boris and Mr Mum Everybody knows by now that when Boris is involved setting the hash run, hashers might suffer! It was no exception to the rule on Saturday. Before setting off, hares gave a few instructions to runners as one roundabout on the trail said "Air Stop". In the end, that stop was more of a CPR stop for Under Construction and Grand Canyon who looked like they needed more than just some "air". Eventually runners met up with wankers at the Beer Stop set up in a shade area near a spring. After the Beer Stop runners continued on but some arrived quicker than others back at the circle. Were they running that fast or did they take a short cut? Some took the long way apparently. As usual no one got it right but runners and wankers made it back to the circle for some well deserved beer. FRBs Genghis Khan, Under Construction, Just Oliver and Just Maxime who somehow found a way to get back to the circle before the other runners Newbies Gone before the circle started were John Wyatt and his family Just John was introduced by Grand Canyon and came with I did it Welcome backs Kiss This and Just Oliver, Twin Maker, Holly String, Left Corner and Right Corner, Always, Just Heather World Cup On Down for Spain vs Holland. It was actually an On Down with Just Oliver (sporting the Spanish colors) and Matador on the Spanish side vs our GM Scrooge on the Dutch side Hash name ceremony done by our standing RA Grand Canyon. Just Maxime became today Marathon Man. Hashy Birthday to Bob Job There was a culture moment from Compost who explained why we could find argan trees in this specific area. It's an arboretum for various tree species. Accusations Accusation for Little Bit who has to learn a hash song (a trio with two persons according to Little Bit!!!) Tsunami got an On Down for being the Hash Splash of the day Genghis Khan also got an accusation Announcements T-shirts for 100, 150 and 200 runs are with Sex and the City. She arrived once the circle was over so more info to come. New time starting next Saturday due to summer heat and Ramadan getting closer: 4:00 pm for 4:30 pm. Toy Boy got in the circle for Swing Low with a few handpicked hashers but got lost in the order of the song and delivered a "remixed”" version of Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1300 DATE : 24.07.10 Venue: Golf #4 – to be confirmed Gathering TIME: 4:00 pm Run Time: 4:30 pm Hares: T Bread and Ratatouille On On I did it

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Run #1298 BARRAGE #1 Jul 10, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1298

RUN # 1298 VENUE: Barrage 1 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 10.07.10 Hares: Forever Juste, I did it, IP Freely Another hot Saturday but with a hash run by the lake. Hares moved the circle to a shady spot in the forest but some locals decided that it was "private property" and therefore tried to erase the arrows so no one would find the hash circle. How dare they! Hashers did find the circle and after some socializing time GM called the circle, hares gave brief instructions and then runners and wankers were off. Runners had a view stop to enjoy the beautiful scenery while wankers just walked across the forest to the Beer Stop. Everybody met at the Beer Stop that also doubled as a Swim Stop. Plenty of hashers and all the kids decided that swimming was definitely a must. Refreshed hashers went back up to the hash circle to rest in the shade and enjoy their favorite beverage as well as to catch up with friends. Then it was time to circle up and to start the circle as the turn up was excellent last Saturday with regulars of course but with also some special welcome backs. Newbie Shary who came with Absolut Elf Welcome backs In this category we had hashers that used to hash with the Rabat Hash years ago or ones that we don't see often enough: Flossy, Maradona, Captain Hook, Ginger Tom There was a Shoe On Down for the following hashers who weren't wearing the proper "hashing" shoes: Sewbona, Frankenstein Jr, Ginger Tom, Scrooge, I did it, Little Bit, Laid Back and finally Shary Accusations New car for IP Freely that was baptized hashing style. New shoes for Just Adrian and Captain Hook that enjoyed a refreshing On Down out of their brand new shoes. Announcements Remember to bring small change for Beer and Hash Cash. Farewell at the Marines following the circle for Just Josh (not present as he was already celebrating his departure). Sunday: World Cup Final at the Marine house and also at Bad Manners beach house. Toy Boy got in the circle for Swing Low with a few hand picked hashers. Once the circle over, some hashers packed up quickly to go to the Marine House to watch the game and say goodbye to Josh who missed out on getting a hash name in Morocco. Next Hash: RUN : # 1299 DATE : 17.07.10 Venue: To be confirmed by Boris but near Oued Cherrat Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hare: Boris and Mr Mum On On I did it

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Run #1297 RESEVOIR / LAKE Jul 3, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1297

RUN # 1297 VENUE: Reservoir TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 26.06.10 Hares: Vital Statistics and Just Mokhtar Regardless of the World Cup going on, hashers all dressed up in orange to support GM's team came for an afternoon of fun. We all gathered underneath the only tree in the whole area. If we were able to get away from the sun we weren't so lucky about the flies! After comparing orange outfits and catching it was time to circle up and hear what the hares had to say about the run and walk. They did tell us that unfortunately there wouldn't be any Beer Stop. Couldn't find one apparently!!! Because we were at the lake, a few hashers decided that it was absolutely necessary to have a swim stop. We've got to have some kind of stop! Compost, I did it, Frankenstein Jr and Forever Juste enjoyed the beautiful water of the lake. FRBs: Compost, Genghis Khan and Sex and the City Newbies Grand Canyon's family finally arrived in Morocco. He introduced Heather, Sidney and Ellen to the hash circle. Welcome backs Caligula, Forever Juste, Little Bit, Hot Wax Late comers Sanoyara who couldn't find the hash site. Hash name ceremony Grand Canyon stood in for the RA and gave Just Mokhtar his well deserved hash name. From now on, he'll only be known as Laid-Back. Forever Juste and Sewbona got an On Down for the best orange outfit. They both only wore orange clothes. GM also got an On Down for helping out some hashers who weren't sure of where the hares had put the hash circle. Accusations New car for Ratatouille. Support his restaurant so he can actually afford the brand new car! MPFree and Laid-Back for wearing socks that were outrageous. Announcements Remember to bring small change for Beer and Hash Cash. Bad Manners is opening her beach house on Sunday to watch the World Cup final Farewell party for Josh at the Marine House on Saturday the 10th. Potluck party starts at 2 pm till ?? Saturday's game can be watched there, same for Sunday's World Cup Final. Toy Boy got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1298 DATE : 10.07.10 Venue: ?? Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Forever Juste, I did it On On I did it

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Run #1296 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Jun 26, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1296

RUN # 1296 VENUE: Kamal Trophy TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 26.06.10 Hares: Tsunami and MPFree We only had two hares for the hash run last Saturday but they managed to give hashers an excellent run and a very good walk as well. Kamal Trophy may be a bit out of the way for Rabat hashers but the site offers lots of trails to lose hashers. None of the hares went with the runners so they did run in circle for a while until they found the flour marks again. After going up and down, running away from angry dogs... runners and wankers finally met at the Beer Stop. The second half was a live run for the runners and a delightful walk for the wankers. Back at the circle, we waited for all the late comers to finally arrive and then it was time circle up! FRBs : Boris and IP Freely Sex and the City and I did it stayed out back to run with Frankenstein Jr, something obviously the FRBs didn't do! Newbie There was one virgin, Just Badr who came with Always. Welcome backs Vital Statistics, Sex and the City, IP Freely, Frankenstein Jr, 911, You love Me and Always. Late comers Nosy Parker, Purple Rain and Vital Statistics who were at the beach! Accusations The hares got accused of not buying any beer! Is that possible? Frankenstein Jr saved the day as he had plenty to spare in his trunk. IP Freely got accused of ignoring hashers that were at MILF's place, his neighbor, because he was with his girlfriend. Vital Statistics accused Boris of some related email problem. They sorted it out without anyone understanding what was going on. T Bread and Sayonara got accused of getting lost on the way to the run. Everyone else did find the site! They were more accusations but Hash scribe left in the middle of them. Announcement BBQ at the American club on the 27th was announced. Toy Boy got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1297 DATE : 03.07.10 Venue: ?? Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: ?? On On I did it

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Run #1295 Kathleen's House Jun 19, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1295

RUN # 1295 VENUE: @ Kathleen’s TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 19.06.10 Hares: Absolut Elf, Forever Juste, I did it, Doggy Style, Just Meryem and Just Kathleen It was a huge turnout for the Rabat Hash. The promise of maybe jumping in the water and a hash ceremony definitely drew a big crowd. It was really nice to see so many hashers. Hares got in the circle and gave the usual round of instructions to the newbies and to anyone that might have forgotten how a trail is set. Well, we had 6 hares and 3 of them actually chose to go with the runners but I have to admit that we still managed to lose 2 hashers who never made it to the beer stop and eventually turned around... "Lost" runners also caught up with the last hare on the runners trail. At least one of those runners made it to the Beer Stop. Hashers made it back safely to Just Kathleen's house to have some well deserved beer and to enjoy a perfect afternoon. FRBs : Boris and T Bread but those 2 hashers apparently missed the Beer Stop so actually Compost was also the FRB! Was Elvis running? Newbies were Just Zack, Just Nabil, Just Aleaona and one kid. Newbies were introduced by MPFree who's now becoming a pro at it. Please come again. Welcome backs Among the welcome backs we had Just John, DDT, Money Penny. Another welcome back was Fuzzy Bunny who had never hashed with RH3 before. Bo Bob already reached 25th run. He did very well with his down down. Hash naming ceremony was done by Grand Canyon since there was no RA in the circle. Quite a few hashers got their Hash names on Saturday as they just became "true" hashers. Just Nathalie is now Working Girl Just David is now Mr Mom (I wonder who's bring the dough in that family...) Just Leon is now Destroyer Just Sofia is now Ouistiti Jr. She was named after her mother's Hash name which is Ouistiti Just Kathleen is now MILF for Mother I'd Love to Fuck!!! On On to all them. Farewell to MILF who is leaving Morocco on Friday. She'll be greatly missed and really hope that she'll come back to hash with us some day. Absolut Elf, I did it, Doggy Style had been planned for a farewell in grand style but an impromptu one happened when Sewbona and I did it dumped the remain of a flour bag all over her. Must see pictures to see the final result! Quite stunning. Accusations T Bread and Boris were accused of shortcutting the trail. Announcements - The first announcement was for Octopussy's party that very same evening. A big On On to Octopussy who threw a wonderful party and kept hashers dancing until the sun was about to come up! Yes it's true. - BBQ on Sunday June 27th at the American Club. Price per person and time of BBQ will be announced at the AM club. Elvis and a few hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. Hashers stayed behind to enjoy MILF's terrace one more time but no one stayed lingered for too long as there was a party happening at Octopussy’s that evening. Next Hash: RUN : # 1296 DATE : 26.06.10 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Tsunami and Full Options On On I did it

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Run #1294 CACTUS Jun 12, 2010 RH3 Scribe

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RUN # 1294 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 12.06.10 Hares: Holly String, Twin Maker, Bob the Builder, Left Corner and Right Corner The nice weather attracted plenty of hashers as it was quite of a big turn out. Some hashers that we don't see often enough decided to hang out with us. No one seemed to be in a hurry to start run 1294 but eventually the hash circle was called up. Before the hares got in the circle to give a round of explanations on how to lose the newbies, GM gave us the sad news that Caligula had lost his mother. GM asked for a minute of silence in her memory. Runners and wankers set off to meet at the Beer Stop. Two runners did lose track of the trail but in the end we didn't lose anyone. We hardly ever lose hashers… Hashers enjoyed the run and the walk anyway. FRBs were Elvis, Compost and T Bread. In the women's category it was I did it. Welcome backs In this category we had some hashers we hadn't seen in quite some time. It was great to have them back. Forever Juste, Professor Pepperoni, Sayonara, Whoroscope, Just Mina, Just Sonia, Just Adam were our returnees and none of them gave us good explanations why they don't come more often. Tsunami, Big Dog and Professor Pepperoni were the late comers for last Saturday. Hashy Birthday to Gyros and Caligula who weren't with us. Newbies Just Courtney and Just Meryem. Hope to see you again. New shoes for Compost who enjoyed a special Down Down from his brand new shoes. The following hashers have reached milestone runs and will be receiving their T-shirt very soon: 650 runs for Elvis 500 runs for Ah Yeah! 300 runs for Boris 50 runs for Under Construction and Michicku Accusations Boris wore the Russian flag tied up around his neck. The explanation was that it was Russia National Day. Snigoorka and Jus Nathalie sang a song for us in Russian to honor that day. Announcements - BBQ on Sunday June 27th at the American Club. Price per person and time of BBQ will be shortly announced. - Happy Hour at the Marine House this Friday the 18th from 5 pm till 9 pm ONLY! Don't be late or you'll miss the fun.   Elvis and a few hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. Note: During the circle Genghis Khan got in touch with Sex on the Beach who said that he was going to come. He did make it but unfortunately just a tad too late for all the hashers to enjoy his return. Nonetheless it's great to have our Religious Adviser back. On On. Next Hash: RUN : # 1295 DATE : 19.06.10 Venue: @ Just Kathleen's in Temara (directions to follow) Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Absolute Elf, I did it, Forever Juste, Just Meriem, Just Kathleen On On I did it

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Run #1293 OUED CHERRAT Jun 5, 2010 RH3 Scribe

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RUN # 1293 VENUE: Oued Cherrat TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 05.06.10 Hares: Boris and Just David Our regular site at Oued Cherrat was swallowed up by a plowed field but no problem as our hares found us a site nearby. The only condition was not to set on fire the huge hay stack. Once everyone was there, we circled up and hares gave details about the run and walk. Wankers and runners met at the Beer Stop for cold beer and other types of beverages. Hashers made it back safely to the circle and time for socializing before GM called up the circle. Hares got inside the circle and got a good rating from everyone as it should be! GM thanked Hot Rocks and I did it for taking over his duty while he was away. FRBs were IP Freely, Compost and Just Kathleen Welcome backs Scrooge and Last Dancer, Michiku and then IP Freely who stepped onto sea urchins a couple of weeks ago and couldn’t run. We had no newbies. New shoes for Mitchiku who had the privilege of having an On Down out of one of them. Accusations - Toy Boy and Under Construction for not organizing the Hash Goods for their last week run. GM is not responsible for the Hash Goods and the hares are responsible for collecting the gear the week before their run. - Dog Sophie and Just Mokhtar got accused by Tsunami - Michiku got accused of wearing German style tourist socks except that his were white and not black! Basically they were almost knee length. Hopefully Hash Flash took pictures of them. Announcements - BBQ on a Wednesday at the American Club to be discussed - Envelope of money collected at the Hash Ball (4075 dhm) will be handed over to Liz Taylor who will choose a charitable foundation for us - Latin Night at Marine House on Friday 11th from 7 pm till 1 am. Free entry before 9 pm. 50 dhm after that time. - MPFree gave us the amount RH3 currently have in the till Ah Yeah! got in the circle for Swing Low. Next Hash: RUN : # 1294 DATE : 12.06.10 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Holly String, Twin Maker On On I did it

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Run #1292 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) May 29, 2010 RH3 Scribe

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RUN # 1292 VENUE: Eaux et Foret TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 29.05.10 Hares: Under Construction and Toy Boy The Mawazine festival took its toll on hashers as some of them preferred to rest or do activities linked to the festival than rather join their fellow hashers! I smell accusations for the next run!!! Some hashers that showed up just had no energy from too much Mawazine fun. Since our GM was out of town, Compost picked I did it to lead the circle. Hash circle was called and hares gave brief explanations of the run and walk. Runners went passed the Beer Stop but according to the hares it was part of their big plan. Eventually the runners turned around to go back to the Beer Stop. Blue Angel was having so much fun at the Beer Stop that she somehow lost one shoe. Even after an avid search the lost shoe was never found. Hashers had some time to rest and enjoy their favorite drinks then it was time to Circle up! Hares got inside the circle and got a good rating from everyone. Returnees Vital Statistics who was last seen at the Moulay Bousselham weeken, but that's not enough. Professor Pepperoni (yes!) was among the returnees. He was apparently chasing some birds all around Morocco. I hope for him that he at least had a taste of them. Just David returned from the far away land of France. New shoes for T Bread who had the privilege of having an On Down out of one of them. It's a tradition! Accusations Quite a few hashers got accused of doing very bad things and we almost ran out of beer because accusations kept pouring in. Unfortunately Hash Scribe forgot most of them. The hares got accused of calling Nosy Parker to get ice and our dear beer. MpFree got accused of wearing "Lucky Luke" comic book character socks. In return he accused hares for setting the arrow mark at the entrance of the site, after some hashers got lost and called for SOS. We had no Elvis or Ah Yeah! to perform Swing Low but Sewbona got into the circle to give us her new version of Swing Low. She picked Toy Boy to perform it with her and together they did a version with an interesting to twist to it. Next Hash: RUN : # 1293 DATE : 05.06.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Boris, Snigoorka, Just David, Just Nathalie On On TOY BOY

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Run #1291 GOLF COURSE #1 May 22, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1291

RUN # 1291 VENUE: Golf 1 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 22.05.10 Hares: MPFree, Full Options Hash Circle Circle up! Another Saturday, another Hash, except that Run 1292 was anything but another Hash. Hash goes Green Not to be outdone the rest of the country's efforts to raise environmental awareness, our GM announced at the circle, the Annual Trash Collection Competition; a somewhat delayed response to Green Earth Week, but none the less valiant. Once put to the test, our Hashers rose to the occasion clearing and cleaning the Hash trail around Golf 1 of all trash. The result was a substantial pile of plastic bags, bottles, yoghurt cups called yawmy, some rotting gooey stuff, tatters and rags. All in all a proud testament and a shining example of what a Hasher can do once her belly is full of beer. And there was a down-down and a song for our ace garbage-gooey stuff- collectors; Tsunami, Hot Wax and Holy String. The Run As for the run, after much careful deliberation, we decided to give it a 10, as it was one of those rare and wonderful moments when the walkers and runners came simultaneously; a truly magical moment at the best of times. Well done Hare n Harriet; Full Options and MP 3. With a smile on their faces, and their skins glowing, the thumbs went up and the beer went down. We sung for our well coordinated Hares, and requested a demonstration, but even the suggestion didn't, let's say... "go down" too well. We can only imagine that MP3 must have played sweet music, and Full Options must have kept her Options open. The euphoria was however short lived. Suspicions arose that the trail was set by car when traces of flour were discovered on their vehicles, by Hash Forensics. And there was another down-down for the Hare and Harriet, further evidence that he drove her wild. Returnees There was a down-down for the returnees, Twin Maker and Holy string, as well as for the fruits of their loins, from which they derive their fame, the Holy Twins. Welcome Back. Accusations There were accusations of inappropriate cross dressing for Toy Boy and Under Construction, who were carrying Man Bags, incontrovertible evidence of repressed alternate sexualities! Now that closets are yawning open everywhere, the GM has announced yet another Annual Hash tradition starting next week; the Sexual Equality Hash. Hashers, bring Man Bags, Harriets, just use your imagination; and roles shall be reversed. T Bread and the Twin Maker, were accused of wearing office shoes, and Toyboy, of wearing office socks, and more beer and song flowed in the full penalty of Hash Law. The tables, however, turned on Bob the Builder, as he was caught trying to make a getaway with the table legs. As they say, if the table opens its legs, you can't blame the man. The Hashy Birthday song was sung for the Beautiful Tsunami, and Hot Wax, by one and all, and in the absence of our own dear Elvis, who had left by this time, to see Harry Connick Jr, there was a Swing Low rendition by Oh-Yeah. And then we all laughed, drank, sang and drank some more and went to see Harry Connick Jr. Next Hash: RUN : # 1292 DATE : 29.05.10 Venue: Eau et F™ret Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA On On TOY BOY

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Run #1290 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 16, 2010 RH3 Scribe

Sunday 16.05.10

Sunday 16.05.10 RUN : # 1290 Hare of the dog run followed by a Champagne breakfast Sunday was a beautiful sunny day and some hashers woke up “early” to make the most out of it. The run had been announced the previous evening for 9 am. A few brave souls actually showed up for that time and quickly turn themselves into the cleaning crew. Eventually four runners went for the hare of the dog run. Elvis, Boris, Compost and I did it decided that they needed to open their appetite for the Champagne breakfast to come. Worth to mention that Doggy Style, Absolut Elf, I did it accompanied by Just Jackson had already went for a walk. A big thank you to Last Dancer and Hot Wax who went shopping for this delicious breakfast. The runners had a Champagne On Down before digging into their breakfast. Once everyone had plenty to eat we circled up. We thanked hashers that made this event possible. Some hashers brought with them food and equipment from home and we thanked them for that. We had a thank you for Gyros who had been our DJ the previous night but no one contributed to the “Save the Greek hasher” fund!!! Absolut Elf and Genghis Khan had an On Down for getting into a heated conversation the previous night. Most of us missed that since it didn't happen until in the wee hours of the morning. The last hashers standing had gone to bed around 6 am that morning, late enough that even the campground rooster was absolutely confused. Another thank you should go to Last Dancer and her coffee machine as some of us may not have survived the weekend without it. Once the circle was over some hashers packed and left, others piled up in cars to hang out at the beach, others stayed behind and took care of lunch. In any case it was a very successful weekend and the pictures show it. On On. Next Hash: RUN : # 1291 DATE : 22.05.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA

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Run #1289 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 15, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1289

RUN # 1289 VENUE: Moulay Bousselham TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 15.05.10 Hares: Compost, Elvis, Genghis Khan For some hashers the Moulay Bousselham weekend started on Friday evening for others only on Saturday. Hashers woke up Saturday morning to the sound of rain but by the time everyone got out of bed the sun was already out. As some were still on their way to MB, some hashers went to exploring the fishing village and a small crowd gathered at a local restaurant for lunch. The hash circle was called, explanations given out and runners and wankers were on their way. Since this was more or like a live run without flour, hares had the bright idea to run along the edge of the marsh since we all know that hashers are only half minded. A few runners who still had some brain left realized that waiting for the hares/FRBs to come back was a very wise move and indeed it was since Elvis, Compost, T Bread and Phidipidy got their shoes stuck ankle deep in the mud. Ah Yeah and Grand Canyon that had been lost from the get-go caught up with the runners at the fishing harbor. Wankers and runners climbed into boats to cross the lagoon where the Beer Stop was. Once on the other side of the lagoon runners still had to go up hill in order to run down the big sand dune where the wankers were waiting for them at the Beer Stop. What a beautiful view runners had at the top of sand dune! Some hashers went for a swim, others got buried in the sand while others just enjoyed their favorite beverage and socialized. Eventually it was time to go back and we all got into the boats to walk back together to the campground. Actually some hashers didn't walk back as they got into Thieving Bastard's car... The circle was called after hashers had some time to put shoes on, change into dry clothes or after having some more beer of course. A thank you to Chef de Cuisine for making the Moulay Bousselham T-shirts. Frankenstein Jr had the On Down for her. Absolut Elf was our late comer but she came all the way from Marrakech by train and then by grand taxi to be with us. On On Absolut Elf! Compost handed out certificates to the hashers who had gone to Settat. The recipients were Compost, Elvis, Purple Rain and Boris. One certificate to the RH3 will go on display at the American Club. Welcome backs were hashers we hadn't seen in a while and who came especially to Moulay Bousselham to be with the us. Sex and the City came from Holland just hang out with us. It was great to see all of them. * Sex and the City, Missing Link, Thieving Bastard, Vital Statistics, Mother Hen, Liz Taylor There was a hash naming ceremony for Boris and Snigoorka's daughter who is not a year old yet. From now on she'll be only known to hashers as White Orchid. Hashy Birthday to Winx Club and Matador. Huckleberry Hyatt had a beautiful birthday cake to share with everyone. Accusations: * El Nino for losing his shoes at the Beer Stop. Yes it's possible. * T Bread for not losing his keys this time * Huckleberry Hyatt for getting wet on the boat * Genghis Khan for forgetting his tent parts * I did it had a positive accusation for being a perfect assistant to GM Swing Low was performed by Elvis and a few handpicked hashers. An evening of fun followed the circle. On On I did it

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Run #1288 HARHOURA Forest II May 8, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1288

RUN # 1288 VENUE: Harhoura Foest TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 08.05.10 Hares: IP Freely, I did it, Grand Canyon Some days it's just simply difficult to get out of bed to be the hare but not matter what happens the hash run always goes on. Thanks to IP Freely for being the super hare of the day and of course thank you to Grand Canyon who just started hashing with us on Saturday for being the 'hare mobile'. It was a traditional Hash run with one beer stop and a bit of confusion for some runners and wankers. The wankers wanted their beer right away at the Beer Stop but had to wait for the lead hare who had the keys to his house where the beer was waiting. Of course 5 runners didn't make it to the Beer Stop with the rest of the pack and for one second we thought that maybe they could be lost somewhere out there in the wilderness of Harhoura! So in the end it was just a regular chaotic hash run. As usual all hashers made it back to the circle and had time to socialize before calling the hash circle. FRBs: Phidipidy, Hot Rocks and Just Kahtleen. Our regular FRBs were either not running because of resting their poor legs for the next day half marathon or haring! On on to Phidipidy. Late comers: Purple Rain, Big Dog, Just Mokhtar Welcome backs: High Tower, Sewbona, Mitchiko, Just Kathleen Newbies and virgins: In this category we had Grand Canyon, Just John, Just Malik and Just Saad. MPFree did the introduction and asked them all the useful questions or at least he tried his best. Hashy Birthday to French Kiss, Dolly Parton, Sewbona and I did it. Jackson, Doggy Style's little dog performed his unique version of Happy Birthday. Priceless... Just Nathalie had a haircut. There was an On Down for the 3 GMs present at the circle. T-shirts give away for milestone runs done by Hot Rocks: * Beau Bob (not present) for 25 runs * Nosy Parker, Nine One One, Purple Rain (not present) for 100 runs Mother's Day On Down went to: Tsunami, Hot Wax, Dolly Parton, Snigoorka, Just Kathleen, Just Nathalie Accusations: * Did we have any? Announcement: * Extras casting for a Cate Blanchett film coming to Morocco. Hopefully plenty of hashers will be picked for the filming * Addis Ababa Hash House Harriers (A2H3) invites you to Ethiopia for the Tenth Edition of the Africa Hash, 6-8 May 2011. * Moulay Bousselham Hash weekend May 15th . Where: Camping "Flamand Loisirs" Please mention RH3 or Rabat Hash when you reserve so you will have the correct rates Prices: Small bungalows for 250dhs Available: 8 Big bungalows for 350dhs Available: 5 Apartments for 500dhs Available: 4 You can call the camping directly at 0537-432164 or 0661-892214 Swing Low was performed by Elvis and a few handpicked hashers. Next Hash: Moulay Bousselham weekend: RUN : # 1289 DATE : 15.05.10 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost, Elvis, Frankenstein Jr Sunday 16.05.10 RUN : # 1290 Hare of the dog run followed by a Champagne breakfast On On I did it

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Run #1287 RESEVOIR / LAKE May 1, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1287

RUN # 1287 VENUE: Reservoir TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 01.05.10 Hares: Hot Rocks and Crotch Rocket Everybody always loves to go running by the reservoir especially on a beautiful day like last Saturday. No swimming yet but soon enough it might be possible. No one got lost to get there, everyone was pretty much on time so we started the hash run almost on schedule. Hares had roundabouts and a Beer Stop. Worth to mention that the beer traveled on a rowboat and anyone interested had also the opportunity to do the same. A perfect hash afternoon except for T Bread who lost his car keys. Yes, another casualty. Reminder to everyone: Leave your keys with the hasher staying behind. Hashing is about having fun not stressing over where the keys have been lost. FRBs: In the men's category we had (of course) Elvis and IP Freely. In the women's category we had I did it, the only one to finish the run. Welcome backs: * Bob the Builder and Bob Job, Lucky Ralf, Full Options, Hot Rocks. Crotch Rocket, Pubic Relations, DDT, Doggy Style, Vice Versa Newborn: Congratulations to Bob the Builder and Bob Job for expending the Hash Family Newbies: They all came with Boris! Hashy Birthday to Purple Rain Lucky Ralf got a new car and that is great news I suppose if you are into cars but then she had for us much more exciting news. She's engaged! She disappeared and next thing we knew she had an engagement ring. Congratulations to her. On On Accusations: * An accusation without the accused went to T Bread for losing his keys at the Beer Stop. Announcement: * Moulay Bousselham Hash weekend May 15th . Where: Camping “Flamand Loisirs” Everyone can reserve directly a bungalow and is responsible for his own reservation. Please mention RH3 or Rabat Hash when you reserve so you will have the correct rates Prices: Small bungalows for 250dhs Available: 8 Big bungalows for 350dhs Available: 5 Apartments for 500dhs Available: 4 You can call the camping directly at 0537-432164 or 0661-892214 First come first served. Swing Low was performed by Elvis and a few handpicked hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1288 DATE : 08.05.10 Venue: Harhoura Forest Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: IP Freely, I did it On On I did it

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Run #1286 To be announced Apr 24, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1286

RUN # 1286 VENUE: Golf 3 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 24.04.10 Hares: T Bread, MPFree This was initially a Hash Run with four hares but one got sick (that happens) and one showed up and left!! Any reason? The more important thing of all is that there was a beer stop. Hashers got to the Beer Stop rather quickly (so quickly that the runners almost arrived before the beer itself!) and maybe the runners were expecting another 'quick' run. Well people, rest assured that wasn't the case if you ask the runners who completed the 2nd half of the run. They were not disappointed as it took the runners quite some time to go back to the circle and had a good run through the forest. It was also Environment week in Morocco so hashers were asked to wear something green. Some of them actually did. On On to them! The most important thing is that no hashers including children throw trash on the ground and we leave our hash sites free of trash. FRBs: Compost, Elvis, IP Freely but not necessarily in that order Late comer: Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton Welcome back: Fashion Assassin Newbies: Just Amine and Just ???, a retiree who brought his very cute puppy with him. It's worth to mention that this pup has a liking for beer as we saw her licking beer off the cooler top! Accusations: * Toy Boy got accused of losing his keys at the last Hash Run. * Genghis Khan and Caligula cut corners and got back to the circle before the rest of the runners. Announcement: * Moulay Bousselham Hash weekend May 15th . Where: Camping 'Flamand Loisirs' Everyone can reserve directly a bungalow and is responsible for his own reservation. Please mention RH3 or Rabat Hash when you reserve so you will have the correct rates Prices: Small bungalows for 250dhs Available: 8 Big bungalows for 350dhs Available: 5 Apartments for 500dhs Available: 4 You can call the camping directly at 0537-432164 or 0661-892214 First come first served. Swing Low was performed by Elvis and a few handpicked hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1287 DATE : 01.05.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: ?? On On I did it

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Run #1285 MONEY FACTORY Apr 17, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1285

RUN # 1285 VENUE: Money Factory TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 17.04.10 Hares: Toy Boy, Tsunami, Nosy Parker Hashers got the message that we now meet a half hour later as no one seemed to be in a hurry. Once hashers got there they learned that Toy Boy had lost his keys while setting the trail and with the beer stocked in his car. No worries! A solution was found to get the beer out of the car. A small window was broken and then patched up by Frankenstein Jr with cut outs of plastic bottles and duct tape. Amazing work! Eventually it was time to circle up and start run 1285 with a promised Beer Stop by the hares. Runners and wankers separated but not for long as runners almost immediately lost the flour marks and stumbled upon the wankers. After some confusion runners started running again but only to find the Beer Stop almost right away. After a wise decision they decided to pursue running in hope that maybe it was a fake Beer Stop and another one was waiting for them elsewhere in the forest. After losing the flour marks a few more times, eventually all marks went missing and Elvis took the runners on a loop that lead them back to the circle for a well deserved beer. Runners and wankers looked for Toy Boy's car keys but had no luck. FRBs: Elvis, T Bread and Just Madeline Late comer: Big Dog. No valid excuse. Elvis ran the Paris marathon in only 3 hours 4 min and a few seconds. A big On On to him. New shoes: I did it was lucky to have a down down straight out of her brand new shoes. Hashy Birth: Bob the Builder and Bob Job just had a baby on that very Saturday. Congratulations to the happy parents. Frankenstein Jr had a Down Down for them. Accusations: * Toy Boy lost his keys while setting the trail. Even with hashers sent on a treasure hunt the keys weren't found. A tow truck was called in to get the car. Announcements: * Environment week just started so GM asked hashers not leave any trash behind as not everyone respects this simple reminder. * This announcement was made once the circle was finished by Tsunami. Hashers got invited to the opening of Red Square's new venture, a Russian restaurant "CafŽ Pouchkine" in the Russian cultural institute. The official opening day is on Tuesday 20th. Swing Low was performed by Elvis with a few handpicked harriets. Next Hash: RUN : # 1286 DATE : 24.04.10 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: T Bread, Tsunami, Give it to me On On I did it

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Run #1284 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Apr 10, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1284

RUN # 1284 VENUE: Kamal Trophy TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 10.04.10 Hares: Boris Beautiful site. Few hashers. Run 10 km. 6,5 till BS. (GM draft is not easy to read) Perfect run. Stilly walk. Walker are first to arrive to the beer stop. They drink their beverage and went back without waiting for runners. They will be also accused for that. FRBs: Compost, IP Freely Welcome Backs: Full Option, Cheminee, Caviar. Late comers: Little bit, Nosy Parker, Cheminee, Big dog Accusation: MP3, Twin Maker. They (and the walkers) didn't wait for the runners at the BS. Announcements: Next runs star time: 15h-15h30. My Bouselham WE: May 15. Swing Low was performed by Compost with a few handpicked hashers Next Hash: RUN : # 1285 DATE : 17.04.10 Venue: Money Factory Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Nosy Parker, Tsunami , Toy Boy (they won't be richer for all :-) On On Mp3

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Run #1283 LOONEY TUNES RUN Apr 3, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1283

RUN # 1283 VENUE: Looney Tunes TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 03.04.10 Hares: MPFree, Matador, Just Abdellah Sometimes to get to a beautiful site, the drive might be a bit longer but definitely worth it, that also means that few hashers do show up on time. After a round of instructions runners and wankers were off. Some runners almost got lost in the forest after losing sight of the flour used very sparingly by the hares as if it was a rare commodity. There was 2 Beer Stops, one for runners and a 2nd one for wankers. Runners passed the wankers beer stop on their way back just as the wankers were about to enjoy theirs. Guess who arrived first at the circle and then guess how long the runners had to wait for the wankers to finally arrive? Good thing the runners weren't too thirsty 'cause they had plenty of time to have several of their favorite beverage. Eventually with everyone back it was time to call the circle. FRBs: Bob the Builder, IP Freely Newbies: Just Benjamin, Just Nadia. MPFree introduced the newbies and was assisted by Little Bit who in turn was assisted by Bob the Builder. They kind of managed. Welcome Backs: Sex and the City, Crotch Rocker, Chakib, Leila and kids Hash Naming Ceremony for Just Abdellah held by our former RA Pubic Relations. Just Abdellah will from now on only be known to his fellow hashers as Quick Slider. He's an avid surfer! Accusations: * Quick Slider was the last one on the run because he didn't know the trail even if he was the hare * Little Bit, Compost and MPFree all got accused of doing very bad things * IP Freely got accused of not respecting the senior FRBs A minute of silence was observed in memory of the hasher Looney Tunes who passed away years back and whose site was name in his honor. Swing Low was performed by Elvis with a few handpicked hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1284 DATE : 10.04.10 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Boris On On I did it

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Run #1282 SCROOGE Farm Mar 27, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1282

RUN # 1282 VENUE: Scrooge and Last Dancer’s House in Harhoura TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 27.03.10 Hares: Scrooge, Last Dancer and Genghis Khan This was the first run of the spring near the beach in Harhoura. We all gathered at Last Dancer and Scrooge’s house and no one apparently got lost to get there even though there was kind of a last minute change in the venue. Lots of hashers showed up as it was perfect spring day. The Beer Stop had a superb view onto the ocean and thanks to someone for having us in his backyard. For the second half the run, runners were followed flour marks that took them to the Harhoura forest and things got a bit dicey as Genghis Khan did an incredible job at "hiding" the flour. Anyway, to the runners surprise we stumbled across Money Penny, Matador, Just Teri with her dog Jackson. Apparently Ah Yeah sent them on the wrong trail but they did enjoy the stroll through the forest. Eventually, how I do not know, one group of runners that had lost the trail found the second group of runners and everyone made it back to the circle including the wandering wankers. Rating: On On at 99.99% even Jackson the Dog voted... FRBs: Elvis, IP Freely and for a change we also included harriets in the FRB pack. So the lucky ones were I did it and Just Madeline. Late comers: Little Bit and Hot Wax Newbies: Just Madeline who will be staying in Morocco for a few months and Just Ismael. Welcome Backs: Shrek that we saw briefly but was already gone by the time we started the circle. We also had "Ou est le Papier" and "No Way" who usually go hashing in Spain. We had milestone runs to be rewarded. They each got a polo shirt. * Little Bit with 100 runs * Pubic Relations with 150 runs * Bob the Builder with 200 runs * Compost with 550 runs Congratulations to all the above hashers for having no life on Saturday afternoons and being with us. Bo Bob reached 25 runs on Saturday. On On. Accusations: * Tsunami and Little Bit got accused for doing something thing wrong Swing Low was performed by Elvis with a few handpicked hashers. Thank you to Scrooge and Last Dancer for opening their house to the hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1283 DATE : 03.04.10 Venue: Looney Toons Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Matador, MPFree and Just Abdellah On On I did it

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Run #1281 GOLF COURSE #2 Mar 20, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1281

RUN # 1281 VENUE: Golf #2 TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 20.03.10 Hares: MPFree, IP Freely, Testiculus, I did it On a very warm day for the 1st day of spring that felt more like summer hashers gathered at Golf #2 for a serious workout involving a bit of running, some walking and of course plenty of beer drinking. Before setting off Bodyguard gave us a warm up song. It's worth to note that Just Kathleen lost the trail for a while but thanks to the hares she was able to make her way back to the flour marks. Another note: she didn't finish last! That honor came to Always, Genghis Khan and I did it who closed the run. After some socializing it was time for some fun. Caligula was in charge of calling the circle as our GM was MIA (missing in action). FRBs: Compost, Elvis and IP Freely. What a surprise! Late comers: Big Dog, Ah Yeah and Dolly Parton Newbie: Doggy Style who took the train from Casa to be with us on Saturday. She brought along her cute little dog Jackson. Welcome Backs: Give it to me, Body Guard A down-down was in measure for two GMEs present last Saturday: Bodyguard and Sewbona Caligula thanked hashers for their hard work in organizing this year Hash Ball. Tsunami was especially thanked for collecting gifts for the raffle. Farewell to Testiculus who is going back to the US. His presence will certainly be missed and we hope that he'll keep on hashing back in North Carolina. Accusations: * Testiculus got accused of being responsible for Under Construction's scratched legs. * Testiculus as the hare got accused of setting the first part of the runners trail by car! Have a look at the runners legs to see if the accusation was valid or not... Swing Low was performed by Elvis with a few handpicked harriets. Next Hash: RUN : # 1282 DATE : 27.03.10 Venue: TBA at the AMC Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Scrooge, Last Dancer and ? On On I did it

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Run #1280 CACTUS Mar 13, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1280

RUN # 1280 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 13.03.10 Hares: Pubic Relations, DDT, Twin Maker, Holly String, Left Corner and Right corner On a finally sunny even if a bit chilly day, hashers showed up in good numbers for an afternoon of fun at a well like site by hashers. Runners and wankers started off together but by the time they made it to the Beer Stop we had already lost one runner. Who’s fault was it? For the second half of the run, Elvis took along with him 6 hashers (Boris, IP Freely, T bread, Ratatouille, I did it and Just Jean Benoit) for a live and spectacular run. No one was disappointed except for our running shoes! Elvis took the pack down a steep path, along the river banks of a very flooded river meaning hashers had to step into the water in order to continue with the run. Everyone went along and got wet feet and dirty shoes except maybe for Boris that reluctantly stepped into the muddy banks of the river. After running through prickly bushes, more mud, almost climbing a very steep hill runners finally made it back to the circle and to some very anxious hashers who were already thinking of calling the Moroccan version of 911... On On Elvis. The other runners and wankers went back the safe way following the flour marks. FRBs: Testiculus and Under Construction for the runners who didn’t follow Elvis Virgin: Just Jean Benoit. It's worth to mention that Just JB found RH3 through our website and contacted GM. Just JB may be also the first hasher to come to the hash on a moped! Come see for yourself next Saturday. GM gave an On Down to all the hashers that were involved in making this year Hash Ball a success. On On Accusations: * Testiculus got lost on his way to the Beer Stop. He eventually heard Pubic Relations and found his way back! * Accusation to Compost, Little Bit and Ratatouille for confusing the hash circle with a runway show * Ratatouille got accused of taking a phone call while running. He was actually told that his restaurant had just won a medal at a Pastry contest. On On! Announcement: * Black and white Party at the Marine House Sat March 20th. 50 dhm if you come wearing black and or white. 100 dhm for the ones that prefer the colors of the rainbow. Swing Low was performed by Elvis with Just JB, Just Meriem and our hasher of the year MPFree Next Hash: RUN : # 1281 DATE : 20.03.10 – First day of Spring Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Testiculus, IP Freely, I did it On On I did it

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Run #1279 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Mar 6, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1279

RUN # 1279 VENUE: Eaux et Forets TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 06.03.10 Hares: Bob the builder, Under Construction, I did it It was another rainy Saturday but hashers don't mind the rain so some of them did turn up and by the time we started running or walking the rain had stopped. Some other hashers preferred an afternoon at the beauty salon to look all good for The Hash Ball. Hashers and wankers met at the Beer Stop. The second half of the run got a bit wet but no one seemed to mind much. To protect ourselves from the rain, hashers tried to form a square with three cars, they opened up the back of their cars for protection against the rain. They even hanged a sun umbrella to keep us dry. Anyhow, the idea was to get a hash square which somehow worked. Hashers didn't call the usual "Circle Up" but instead "Square Up". Yes it is true that we had a hash square or almost because nothing can be perfect with hashers. FRBs: Compost in first position and IP Freely just behind Later comers: Little Bit and Pubic Relations Virgins: Just Zineb introduced by TT Welcome backs: Sewbona all the way from the US, Scrooge and Last Dancer only from Holland Farewell to TT but also to Testiculus and Bowel Control (who weren't present) as they are going back to the US after enjoying very much hashing with us in Rabat. Accusations: * Caligula got a rain related accusation * Hares got accused of not bringing any glasses. We used cut up small plastic bottles for the On Downs * I did it got accused of not mentioning one of the newbie from last run and accused in return Pubic Relations for not handing over the info from the run Swing Low was performed by Elvis. Hashers had a few more beers and went home to get ready for the Hash Ball. Thanks to everyone who was involved in organizing the Hash Ball and made it a total success and a great night. Thanks to Ah Yeah for being our DJ for the night, Pubic Relations at the mic, Tiwn Maker with the camera and Caligula for the T-shirts. Hashers who attended the Hash Ball received a special Hash Ball T-shirt. Very nice little surprise. For the ones what weren't there here are the winners: Hasher of the year: MPFree Hare of the year: I did it Hash name of the year: Testiculus Most memorable run: Moroccan Hash for Hot Wax and Tsunami Most memorable event: Valentine for Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp Open House Hasher: TT Dumbest and funniest moment or deed: Toga Run with no run to Scrooge A Special award went to Little Bit Next Hash: RUN : # 1280 DATE : 13.03.10 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Pubic Relations, DDT and ? On On I did it

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Run #1278 Ain Halouf Feb 27, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1278

RUN # 1278 VENUE: Ain Halouf TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 27.02.10 Hare: Boris On an exceptionally hot Saturday for the end of February, hashers gathered at a site rarely used but full of promises. Hash Ball is coming up next Saturday so ballots were passed around to vote for several categories. The winners of each category will be announced during the Hash Ball ceremony. Who is going to be hasher of the year? Most hashers got there pretty much on time and we didn't lose anyone either. Some other ones came late but left before we even started the circle. Too bad they missed the fun part. It got extremely windy during the run but no one blew away and hashers made it back to the circle to enjoy their favorite beverage. The hare got thumbs up from the runners and wankers. FRBs: Testiculus, Elvis, IP Freely, Phidipidy (most likely not in the right order so please don't shoot the messenger?) Virgins: Just Tom, Just Abdellah and Just Kathlyn. Welcome to the RH3 and hope to see you all again. Returnees: Elvis, TT, Testiculus, I did it, Cheminée, Red Square and Boris' other half. Accusations: ??? Who got accused of doing what? Announcements: Hash Ball on Saturday March 6th. Registration is open. 250DH for hashers and 350 DH for non hashers. Hash Ball dress code mandatory. Swing Low was performed by Elvis and the newbies. Once the circle over, a bonfire was started even though the strong wind was blowing but no worries it started raining, the fire was put out and everybody had to go home. Next Hash: RUN : # 1279 DATE : 06.03.10 Venue: Eaux & Forets Gathering TIME: 1:30 pm - Exceptional time due to Hash Ball in the evening Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: Bob the builder, Nosy Parker, I did it, Under Construction On On I did it

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Run #1277 AMC Feb 20, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1277

RUN : # 1277 DATE: 20.02.10 Where: Marine's House Rabat-Hassan Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Guitar Hero, Just Chrisopher Gilmore On a windy day of february, the hash was held by Marines Guitar Hero & Just Gil. It started almost on time with "only 40 minutes late" The runners were taken down the bouregerg valley around Marjane SalŽ and coming back from the Chellah Side hill. Walkers had a better chance, they made u half urban walk around the marine house, then a second Histrical walk through Chellah. Visiting the ruins, le bassin d'anguilles, some water snakes, the gardens and the roman side. After this historical hash, we all gathered in a circle at the Marines House. The run/walk was rated ONON thumb up. Welcome Back to: HuckelberryHayat Front running bastards: COmpost and Ipeefreely Last walking bastard: Bob Job. Very late comers: led by Absolute Elf, and Lucky Ralf, 4 late comers had their downdown. Naming ceremony was held for Just Gil, he was named KingKong bunny, as he worlout and walk like kingkong and a sweet person like a bunny. Anouncements: The 5th of March, Fairwell party for military and marines at the marine house. The 6th of March, HashBall, please send us your memories for the vote's of Best hash Best beer stop Funniest and dummiest deed or moment. 350DH for hashers and 350 for non hashers. Next hash by Boris Site to be announced Wednesday at AMC Some pics are here: http://picasaweb.google.fr/d.bouchentouf/RH31277MarineChellaHash?authkey=Gv1sRgCNqhkuSY6Iz4UQ# and some others: http://picasaweb.google.fr/wintec.offshore/H200210?authkey=Gv1sRgCNP266nJv4yHwAE&feat=directlink onon Pubic Relations

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Run #1276 BadManner House Feb 13, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN : # 1276 Hashy Valentine Run

RUN : # 1276 Hashy Valentine Run DATE: 13.02.10 Where: Harhoura at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp's Beach house Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bad Manners, Maria Van Trapp On After for a Hash Valentine Party at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp's starting at 9 pm Hash trash coming soon...

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Run #1275 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Feb 6, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1275

RUN # 1275 VENUE: Golf #3 TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 30.01.10 Hares: IP Freely, I did it, Just Philippe On a sunny and warm afternoon lots of hashers came to Golf 3 hash site but plenty of them were not in a hurry to come as we had to wait for some late comers. Eventually everybody was there and hares gathered in the middle of the circle to explain to the virgins how to find the trails or how to get lost if you don't follow the instructions! Runners and wankers arrived at the same time at the Beer Stop. That's called good timing or poor judgment if hares had in mind to lose some runners. FRBs: Testiculus and Bob the Builder Virgins: Just Loubna, Just Anne from France Returnees: Boris, Matador who hasn't been to the hash in years, Party Animal, Top Gun, Just Sophia Accusations: * Boris got accused of having one of the hash coolers in his garage and not knowing about it for the longest time. * Lucky Barf who dumped all of her small change into the hash cash (happy to report that I did it who ended up with all the small change gave it in turn to the local shopkeeper who was extremely pleased to get so much small change...). * Frankenstein Jr got accused of wearing an army grenade belt filled with beer cans. Interesting outfit if you are planning on taking over the world with beer cans. Hashing Birthday to Last Dancer. Pubic Relations led the way for a hashy Birthday song. Hash naming ceremony for Just Philippe who got his hash name. From now on he'll only be known to hashers as Ratatouille. Our GM reminded us that as hashers we leave hash sites cleaner than before we arrived. No trash left behind and the beer cans thrown into the fire don't melt. Announcements: * RH3 meeting at the AMC at 8 pm to discuss the Hash Ball (Sat March 6th at Hakra). The meeting is to talk about the Hash Awards ceremony and its categories, awards to be given out, the raffle (tambola), dinner, price... * Flashback evening/Retro soiree on Friday Feb 12th at the Marine house from 7 pm till 1 am. 50 dhm cover charge. Wear a costume that suits your flashback mood. * Hash Valentine Run on Feb 13th followed by a Valentine Party at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp Beach house. 50 dhm cover charge and bring your own booze! Swing Low was performed by Pubic Relations and Tsunami. Once the circle over, a bonfire was started and hashers stayed until they ran out of beer and it was time to go home or keep partying elsewhere... Next Hash: RUN : # 1276 – Hashy Valentine Run DATE : 13.02.10 Where: Harhoura at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp's Beach house Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bad Manners, Maria Van Trapp On After for a Hash Valentine Party at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp's On On I did it

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Run #1274 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Jan 30, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1274

RUN # 1274 VENUE: Blad Dendoune TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 30.01.10 Hares: Ah Yeah, Little Bit and Genghis Khan Hashers who decided that Marrakech wasn't their thing gathered to a not often enough used hash site: Blad Dendoune. Besides getting there which was certainly challenging for a few hashers it's a perfect site out of the way and tucked deep in the forest. Good choice Ah Yeah. Hash Scribe forgot to collect the notes from Public Relations so this hash trash is all from memory. There was no beer stop but a nice trail for the runners and a long walk for the wankers. We thought for a second that we had lost the wankers but their found their way back to the circle. Before starting the circle a bonfire was started with success and warmed up all the hashers until it was time to go home. Newby: One newbie to the RH3, Frog Legs who used to hash at the Cartage Hash in Tunisia. Because we already have a frog legs hasher in Rabat, she'll be known as Tunisian Frog Legs! Virgins: Just Mathew and kids (can't remember all their names) who came with T. Frog Legs and also Just Axel from Belgium. We welcome all of them to the Rabat Hash and hope to see you all on a regular basis. Returnees: Full Options, DDT, Twin Maker, Holly String and whoever else was forgotten. Our Hash splash was back and we all hope to see her more. New shoes: Unfortunately for DDT she wore new shoes and had an On Down straight out of one of them. If you've already seen the pictures she ended up wearing some very stylish plastic shopping bags due to wet feet toes! Accusations: * DDT accused I did it and Frog legs to be scared of barking dogs. * A curious dog was accused of not wanting to eat Ah Yeah's leftover 'saucisse de Morteau' and instead licked the flour off the Hash circle. Yes it's true. Announcements: * RH3 meeting on Wednesday Feb 3rd at the AMC to discuss the Hash Ball (Sat March 6th at Hakra). The meeting is to talk about the Hash Awards ceremony and its categories, awards to be given out, the raffle (tambola), dinner, price... * Super Bowl Sunday Feb 7th at the Marine house. 9 pm for pizza and drinks. XLIV Super Bowl kick off Time: 11:40!! * Flashback evening/Retro soiree on Friday Feb 12th at the Marine house from 7 pm till 1 am. 50 dhm cover charge (more details to come). * Hash Valentine Run on Feb 13th followed by a Valentine Party at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp Beach house. Swing Low was performed by Ah Yeah. Once the circle over, there was still plenty of beer left so hashers drank some more and chatted in front of the fire. Next Hash: RUN : # 1275 DATE : 06.02.10 Where: Golf # 3 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: I did It, IP Freely, Just Philippe, Erection Assistant On On I did it

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Run #1273 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Jan 23, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1273

RUN # 1273 VENUE: Eaux & Forêts TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 23.01.10 Hares: Caligula, Chef de Cuisine, Gyros, Just Dolly the Dog Kids hares: Oliver Twist, Humpty Dumpty On a wet Saturday afternoon hashers showed up in their rain gear ready to battle the rain. Gyros was equally ready for the rain and the cool weather and warmed up hashers with a big batch of hot spiced wine. He had plenty to go around for before and after. There was some special instruction given out: the yellow flour was for the kids trail and the white flour was for the runners trail. One can only imagine that this was way too difficult to comprehend therefore runners went round in circles and ran past the hash circle twice!! Thank God Compost showed up to lead the pack. Just Dolly was a very tenacious hare and made sure that no one was left behind. Everyone made it back to the hashers just in time for the rain to start again. Welcome backs: Fashion Assassin, Purple Rain and Elvis, Just Balazs who hasnít been among us for over a year. Welcome back all! Newbies: Just Osman, Just Loubna, Just Kelly and Just Philippe. Hope to see you all again. We had a very special hash naming ceremony for Just Dolly the dog that has been a real trooper and a great hare as she always waits for the last person. Just Dollyís hash name is Coke Sniffer. I don't know why but she refused to drink beer. Could it be religious beliefs... Hashy Birthday to the following hashers: Bob the Builder, Little Bit and DDT Accusations: * El Nino accused Tsunami of wearing mismatched socks! Maybe itís a new fashion trend... * Boris who was not here got accused of misplacing the white hash cooler in his garage. The cooler has been missing for months now. Boris got a 2nd accusation but I forgot that one, anyway plenty of on downs are waiting for him. Announcements: * RH3 meeting on Wednesday Feb 3rd at the AMC to discuss the Hash Ball (Sat March 6th at Hakra). The meeting is to talk about the Hash Awards ceremony and its categories, awards to be given out, the raffle (tambola), dinner, price... * Marrakech half-marathon and Marathon on Sunday Jan 31st. Good luck to all hashers participating. * Hash Valentine Run on Feb 13th followed by a Valentine Party at Bad Manners and Maria Van Trapp Beach house. Swing Low was performed by Elvis and some newbies. Thank you to Tsunami for bringing yummy snacks and for Gyros for warming us all with delicious hot spiced wine. Next Hash: RUN : # 1274 DATE : 30.01.10 Where: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ah Yeah On On I did it

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Run #1271 GOLF COURSE #1 Jan 9, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1271

RUN # 1271 VENUE: Golf #1 TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 09.01.10 Hares: Twin Maker, Holly String, Bob the Builder, Under Construction + kids On a very chilly Saturday afternoon by Moroccan standard, hashers came in big number to take a breath of fresh air in the woods. The hash run had the traditional beer stop for runners and wankers and hashers made it back to the circle and all this without one drop of rain even during the circle. Everyone bundled up during the circle and stood tight against each other for warmth. Nice thought but it wasn’t that cold actually, oh well maybe another time. FRBs: IP Freely and Compost in 1st position and Just Raouf in 2nd position. Welcome backs: Iron Maiden was THE welcome back last Saturday. Good to have you back! For the other welcome backs, we had Bowel Control, El Nino, Bo Bip, Just Jim, Just Nuk, Just Oliver and Just Daniel. Visitor: MTM who was in Morocco on vacation joined us last Saturday to have some fun with hashers from the RH3. MTM considers home in Kigali, Rwanda and for the hashers who haven’t looked at an atlas lately it’s not Calgary, Canada. Anyhow we gave her a welcome back and a farewell since she was only passing through. Tsunami reached her 50th run and received a mug for her 25th run. Yes it's true! We are hashers so we don’t always do things in the right order. We had a hash naming ceremony held by Pubic Relations. Just Raouf will from now on only be known as TB. Part two of his hash naming ceremony will take place next Saturday. Accusations: * Tsunami got accused of losing the soles of her boots. The solution was to turn her soles into some super duper phone. She in turn accused herself- * New car for Caligula and Chef de cuisine * There were more accusations but hash scribe's brain was going numb from the chilly weather so things got a bit fuzzy - or was it the beer? Announcements: * Pubic Relations handed out sites lists to hashers who need to be a bit more creative when choosing hash sites. The list will be posted on the RH3 website. * Big decision needs to be made on Wednesday night at the American Club regarding the price of our favorite beverage. Apparently the Moroccan government decided that hashers needed to pay more for beer and raised the price of it. Come to the club if you'd like to be involved in the decision process of how much we should pay for beer at the hash runs. Swing Low was performed by Ah Yeah and a few hashers. Afterwards Holly String shared with hungry hashers some delicious home baked cake. Thank you Holly String. Next Hash: RUN : # 1272 DATE : 16.01.10 Where: TBA at AMC Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bad Manners, TB and ? On On I did it

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Run #1270 CACTUS Jan 2, 2010 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1270

RUN # 1270 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 02.01.10 Hares: Testiculus, MP3, I did it For the first run of the New Year, plenty of hashers came out to enjoy a spring like Saturday afternoon. A few hashers decided that going mushroom picking was a better alternative to the walk or the run. Not everyone read the directions or maybe they read them upside down or backwards... - more to be said under the accusations section. This was a hash run with two beer stops but only for the runners because the wankers only deserved one beer stop. FRBs: Phidipidy and Just Gil Welcome backs: They came back because what else there is to do on a beautiful Saturday?: Boris, Absolut Elf and Lucky Ralf Late comers were Always that still managed to catch up with the runners but Red Square, Hand Job and Photoshop arrived in time for circling up. We had just one newbie last Saturday that was introduced by TT: Just Mahoud. Welcome to the Rabat hash. Accusations: * Toy Boy got accused of getting his car stuck in the sand and not remembering where he had left it off. It all ended well but according it to him it was due to false directions!! * Testiculus as a hare got accused by Caligula and other hashers of making it difficult to find the right and false trails at the roundabouts. Hashers had actually to look for the trails and work it out. Isn't that the idea? No one got lost so they somehow figured it out. Announcements: * Hare raiser Compost needs more hares to add to his list. * Marrakech Marathon and half marathon on Jan 31st. Contact Compost asap. * A big thank you to Twin Maker for giving the hash splash table a fabulous faux marble look. * Absolut Elf announced that she was having a ladies only brunch the next day and that guys wouldn’t be allowed to show up until 3 pm… Swing Low was performed by Ah Yeah and a few selected hashers. There was an attempt at a bonfire but the wood was not cooperative and anyway we ran out of cold beer... Next Hash: RUN : # 1271 DATE : 09.01.10 Where: Golf #1 Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Twin maker, Holly String On On I did it

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Run #1269 MONEY FACTORY Dec 26, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1269

RUN # 1269 VENUE: Money Factory TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 26.12.09 Hares: Compost, Ghengis Khan Even though the sky looked like it was going to open up, hashers came in good numbers for an afternoon of fun. Everyone knows that when we see Compost as a hare we might be in for a long run. Runners got it easy til the Beer Stop and maybe thought that Compost wouldn’t live up to his reputation but rests assure everyone he did! Hares forgot to bring one crucial thing to a successful hash: ice. TT was kind enough to go back to get ice to cool off the ice. Overall rating for the run: A solid rating from the runners. Welcome backs: Sex and the City who took time off from her studies in Holland to run with us on Saturday. Jay Leno, Vice Versa and Dolly were also among the welcome backs. No newbies to present. Farewell to Burp who is moving to the US to be with his other half. The Rabat Hash will certainly miss him but we wish him all the best of luck in his new life. Accusations: Twin Maker, Nosy Parker, Toy Boy for late comers and also for being too well dressed. Announcements: * Volubilis T-shirts available next week * Coming up runs: Jan 9 - Twin Maker, Jan 16 - Just Raouf, Jan 23 – Oliver Twist * We need more hashers to set up hash runs after Jan 23rd. Please don’t be shy. Swing Low was performed by Elvis and a few other hashers. Once the circle finished, hashers were served a delicious hot harira. Thank you Ghengis Khan for feeding a horde of hungry hashers. Next Hash: RUN : # 1270 DATE : 02.01.10 Where: Cactus Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Testiculus, I dit it, MP3 On On I did it

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Run #1267 Volubilis Dec 19, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Volubilis weekend

Volubilis weekend RUN # 1267 VENUE: Volubilis Hotel TIME: 6:00 pm DATE: 12.12.09 Hares: No Hares!!! Organization: Scrooge, Last Dancer, Nosy Parker, I did it Rule in the circle: Free Beer till dinner time A group of 40 or so hashers braved the pouring rain on Saturday morning to drive to Volubilis for a healthy, fun weekend. Some lucky ones had actually arrived the night before and waited by the fire for the rest of the group to arrive on Saturday. Did we have a hash run through the Roman ruins of Volubilis? No. GM made the executive decision of letting everyone stay dry inside and just enjoying a lazy afternoon sitting by the fire, socializing and of course drinking for some of them. The circle was announced at 6pm which of course didn’t start until 7 pm thanks to some hashers scrambling to put together some very creative costumes. Welcome backs: Cheminée, Freepette, Fridge Hash naming ceremony done by Caligula for Just Audrey. According to Caligula telling us a bit about Just Audrey we learned that she’s very fond of banana… so from now on she’ll be only known as Banana Lover. Right after her ceremony we had her farewell. Banana Lover is leaving the hash family of Morocco to go back to France. Come back anytime. Toy Boy got an On Down for being the “star” in a dvd called nothing else but “Toy Boy”. There was an award for ceremony for the best toga costumes. Gyros gave us the honor to present the awards. In the female category, the winner was Holly String who received 400 dh In the male category, the winner was Caligula who received 400dh In the kids category, everybody was a winner and they got to share chips We had some exceptional, very creative costumes and I’d like to thank all of you for wearing togas. Accusations: Actually not all hashers wore togas for the “toga run” therefore the following hashers got the “no dress” accusation: Bad Manners, Always, Red Square, Toy Boy, Fridge, Maria Van Trapp, Chef de cuisine and Just Raouf A special thank you to Gyros for being our DJ for the night. Once the circle was finished, hashers got dinner served in the dining room with the big fire place and danced all night to our DJ’s music. Dinner got off to a rocky start but the spirit of the hash prevailed once everything got smoothed out and hashers had a great night. RUN : #1268 – Hare of the Dog Run/Mimosa Run Hares: Bad Manners and Just Raouf Time: 9:30 am GM handpicked Bad Manners to be hare for the Hare of the Dog Run on Sunday morning. In turn, Bad Manners chose Just Raouf for her co-hare. 16 hashers got out of bed to take some fresh air and go for a morning walk and of course enjoy the view of the Volubilis roman ruins while most of the other hashers slept in. It was too early in the day to have a Beer Stop so our ingenious hashers organized a T Stop in a quaint little house where they were served tea. Hashers got back to the hotel, paused for a family picture while toasting with champagne. Everyone got treated to a champagne breakfast. Nice touch to end a great weekend. Can’t wait for the next Hash weekend. Next Hash: RUN : # 1269 DATE : 26.12.09 Where: Money Factory Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Compost, Ghengis Khan On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1267 (Dec 19, 2009)

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Run #1266 HARHOURA FOREST Dec 12, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1266

RUN # 1266 VENUE: Harhoura Forest TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 12.12.09 Hares: Sewbona, Purple Rain & I did it Hares chose a favorite site in the Harhoura forest and tried to be creative by adding a new check circle called 'Check Back' for the runners. That meant that runners had to actually listen to the instructions given by Sewbona but novelties seem a bit confusing to runners. Anyhow runners got the idea that they had to rack their brains if they ever wanted to find the Beer Stop and they did! On On Runners and wankers met at the Beer Stop that was facing the ocean. Everyone made it back to the hash circle and the beer filled coolers. FRBs: Elvis, Bowel Control, IP Freely Overall rating for the run: an 8.5 Welcome backs: Surfer Sorcerer, Lady Godiva, Sugar Bit, Hand Job and Photoshop Newbies: Just Raouf, Adam, Sonia, Gaspard, Souahide, Philippe Hashy Birthday to Boris We had a farewell for Sugar Bit who is returning to France after some years spent among us in Morocco. We'll miss you. Before leaving, we had a Hash naming ceremony for Just baby Alice who will be known as Brown Sugar. She just couldn’t leave Morocco without a Hash name. There was a second farewell to Hasta La Vista. She loves us so much that she couldn't leave Morocco without a second goodbye. We'll miss y'all and keep hashing! Accusations: ???? Announcements: * Volubilis weekend Toga Run on the 19th in the Roman ruins of Volubilis. Don't forget to bring your toga! See all the helpful info GM gave us. * A limited edition of Volubilis T-shirts will be for sale to hashers attending the weekend. * Pictures dilemma: Be sensible when posting pictures on Facebook, Hash site, Picassa regarding hashers. No compromising pictures please! Swing Low was performed by Elvis and some handpicked harriers & harriets. If you wanna hash next Saturday you must join the gang to the Volubilis weekend. Reminder: Keep the hash sites clean meaning pick up your cans, bottles and dispose of them in the provided trash bags. Thank you for caring for the environment. Next Hash: Volubilis weekend RUN : # 1267 Toga Run DATE : 19.12.09 Where: Volubilis Roman Ruins Dress Code: Roman style mandatory Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Sunday 20.12.09 RUN : #1268 Hare of the Dog Run On On I did it

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Run #1265 The Tongues place Dec 5, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1265

RUN # 1265 VENUE: Army House TIME: 2:30 pm DATE: 05.12.09 Hares: The Tongue, Tsunami, Bowel Control & Just Alvia Hash Scribe is back! Last Saturday was an urban run but hares managed to have wankers and runners sweat it out. The run was clocked at 11.5 km. On On! There was Beer Stop at Tsunami’s family house. Thank you to Tsunami for this lovely Beer Stop. The announcement of an On After attracted a good crowd of hashers on a warm sunny Saturday afternoon. Max the Puppy Dog happily welcomed hashers to the Army House. Hope he enjoyed his first Hash! FRBs: Thieving Bastard, Elvis, Compost Late comers: Big Dog, High Tower, Mother Hen Welcome backs: Thieving Bastard, Mother Hen, Genghis Kan, High Tower Newbies: Just Kawtar and Just Amal who came with The Tongue We had a Hash naming ceremony for Just Alvia whose Saturday’s run was her last one in Morocco. Just Alvia will be from now on only known as Hasta La Vista. Keep Hashing! New shoes: The Tongue had an On Down drinking out of his new shoes! I hope for him that there were brand new! Hashy Birthday to Mother Hen. On On! Accusations: Who got accused of doing what? Announcements: * Volubilis weekend the 19th/20th – Toga Run on the 19th in the Roman ruins of Volubilis. Don’t forget to bring your toga! Nosy Parker and I did It will be collecting your money on Wednesday at the American Club and next Saturday the 12th which will be your last day to pay for this hash weekend. * Sugar Bit’s farewell next Hash run 1266 Swing Low was performed by Elvis with an unusual choice of so-called Harriets in the circle. On After at the Army House with a BBQ, bonfire, music and plenty of hashers favorite beverage going around. Thanks to The Tongue, Bowel Control, Testiculus and Just Mike for hosting this great evening. Hashers definitely enjoyed sitting around the bonfire and happy to report that no one fell into the fire… Hope to see you all next Saturday. Next Hash: RUN : # 1266 DATE : 12.12.09 Where: TBA at the AMC Hares: Sewbona, Purple Rain & I did it Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Running Time: 3:00 pm On On I did it

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Run #1262 GOLF COURSE #2 Nov 14, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1262

RUN # 1262 VENUE: Golf 2 Special Dress Code: Traditional Moroccan clothes TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 14.11.09 Hares: Hot Wax, Tsunami, MP3, Phidipidy and Litlle Bit Once again your Hash Scribe doesn’t have notes and was also doing the Hash Splash during the circle so not everything written down might be accurate but that’s how it goes. Great choice of site in the woods and enough out of the way so hares were able to set the Hash Splash table and to fill it up with Moroccan food and the required serving dishes. By the way, the dress code for last Saturday was Traditional Moroccan wear so we expected every single one of you to show up in your best traditional Moroccan outfit. Phidipidy, the hare for the runners trail did a great job at waiting for the slow runners even though two runners went back to square one and never made it to the Beer Stop. The Beer for the On Downs during the circle was poured out of a traditional Moroccan teapot. Thanks to Hot Wax for this clever idea. The sandy dirt road wasn’t too kind on some cars and a couple of cars got stuck in the sand. It’s ok because we had some strong Hashers who put their beers down to come to the rescue. Late comers: Ah Yeah, Elvis, Maliboobs, Purple Rain, Caligula and many more. Welcome backs (at least the ones I remember): * Just Jeanine who come to see us from France * Fashion Victim and Don Juan Newbies: We had a few newbies. Some came with Elvis and others not. We had Just Sophia who came with Just Alvia. Just Dan who came with Just Gena and friends. Welcome to the Hash and hope to see you all again very soon. We had a Hash name ceremony held by Pubic Relations. * Just Gena will from now on be only known as Absolut Elf * The Thing got a new hash name only after a couple of weeks!!! Why? I don’t know. Anyhow from now on he’ll be The Tongue Two Hash names were given at Run 1261: * Just Jason is now known as Testiculus * Just Chris is now known as Bowel Control Nice names boys! On On to all of them We had a Hash contest for the best Moroccan costume. Hashers got selected into two categories. Best Moroccan outfit for men and Best Moroccan outfit for women. The Contest ceremony was held by Hot Rocks who made the announcements even though hashers were able to express their votes. In the women category, the winner was Hot Wax. In the men category, we actually had a tie for first place so the winners were Little Bit and The Tongue. On On to the winners. Accusations: * Hares got accused of using a vehicle for setting the run. True??? * A group of hashers got accused for various reasons; one being that I did It didn’t wear Moroccan clothes. Oops! Announcements: * This Friday Happy Hour is either at the American Club or the Marines House!! * Sunday picnics at Golf I at noon Swing Low was sung by Elvis who got in the circle with a selection of Harriets. Hungry hashers were then treated to yummy Moroccan food. A big thank you to the hares for a delicious spread of Moroccan traditional food and the very pretty serving dishes. Thank you for the extra virgin oil brought from Hot Rocks who stayed up until 7 am that morning to press the olives just for us. Note: Please keep the Hash sites clean and pick up after you beer cans, bottles, cups… and put them in the trash bags. Not every Hasher respects this simple rule! Next Hash: RUN : # 1263 DATE : 21.11.09 Where: ??? Hares: ??? Gathering TIME: 2:00 pm Running Time: 2:30pm On On I did it

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Run #1261 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Nov 7, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Run: #1261

Run: #1261 Day: Saturday, Nov. 7th, 2009 Hares: Twin Maker, Holly String, Right/Left Corner, Just Gena, Just Ed. and Just Roni Venue: Eau et Foret Newbies: Just Family Goldsmith (Jim, Nuch, Danny & Oliver) Just Gena Rhoades Just Chris Miller Just Jason Broils Just Josh Hintze Just Cedric Johnson Just Ed Kelly Just Audrey Just Roni Boring The run: Two trails, walker trail and runners trail. Not too long run. There was a beer stop, but no beer yet. The super car carrying the coolers was late for unknown reasons :-). Anyhow, better late than never, water and beer sere appreciated. Late comers: Tsunami, Elnino, Just Christophe, SOB. Welcome back: Iron Maden (Yeaaah!), Gengis Khan (double Yeaaah!), SOB (triple Yeaaah!) Welcome back to fashion assassin too. Accusations: - GM accused by runners for beeing late at the beer stop. - Late comers accused by GM for coming late. - Professor Pepperoni accused by MP3 for being egoist: he protected himself against the many flies by using his professional head-protection against bees. Hash names eremonie: From now on, Just Jason Broils will be known as Testiculus, and Just chris miller will be known as "Bowel control".

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Run #1260 HARHOURA Forest II Oct 31, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1260

RUN # 1260 VENUE: Harhoura Forest TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 31.10.09 Hares: I did it, Just Jason, Just Chris I’ll start the hash trash by mentioning that your Hash Scribe forgot to collect on Saturday GM’s notes that are so valuable to this weekly update. The run and the walk were set in the quiet Harhoura forest to put hashers in good shape and excellent mood before a long night of Halloween fun. The forest is also perfect for hashers with strollers. No one got lost or whined that it was too long or too short so basically a good Hash with a Beer Stop. FRBs: Compost and….? It is worth to note that Brick Head arrived ahead of Elvis at the Beer Stop. On On Brick Head! Rating of the run: A solid 8 Late comers: Ah Yeah. Dolly Parton and…. Welcome backs: * High Tower – Where have you been? * Brick Head * Sugar Bit who came with baby Just Alice * Moroccan Pirate * Fashion Victim * Don Juan * Christiano Ronaldo Newbies: We had loads of them and unfortunately I don’t remember any of their names! Some came with Elvis and others came with Fashion Victim and Moroccan Pirate and two ladies came on their own. We had a Hash name ceremony held by Pubic Relations for two fellows who entered the Hashers family on Saturday. * Just Potter is from now on known as Guitar Hero. * Just John also got his hash name but not until Frankenstein Jr actually poured beer on top of his shiny head and licked it off! Yes, that is true. Just John is from now on known as The Thing. On On to them! Accusations: * Under Construction for losing his keys last Saturday. He did find them. * Elvis for being slower than Brick Head. * Sewbona got accused of drinking cheap beer along with other hashers who got in the circle for an on down with even cheaper beer. Farewell to Little Bit who’s off to France but no worries he’s coming back! Announcements: * This Friday Happy Hour is at the American Club or so I think * Sunday picnics at Golf III at noon * Mismanagement had a meeting last Wednesday. Hashers are interested in a weekend in Volubilis with the traditional Toga Run. Hot Wax is going to look into it and will get back to us. Possible date; the 1st weekend of December. Gena who will be going to Chefchaouen soon will check out a hotel out there for a weekend in 2010. Elvis got in the circle for Swing Low as hashers were eager to get ready for the Halloween Party. A big thank you to Maria Van Trapp and Bad Manners for hosting a fabulous Halloween Party, to Ah Yeah our fab DJ for the night, and to Pubic Relations for designing the Halloween invitation. Hashers came dressed in fantastic costumes and by seeing some of pictures, it looks like everyone had a fun Halloween night. Next Hash: RUN : # 1261 DATE : 07.11.09 Where: ??? Hares: ??? Gathering TIME: 2:00 pm Running Time: 2:30pm On On I did it

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Run #1259 CACTUS Oct 24, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1259

RUN # 1259 VENUE: Cactus TIME: 2:00 pm DATE: 17.10.09 Hares: Purple Rain, Elvis, Under Construction Last Saturday is going down in history as one tough, long run but also a very rewarding one for the runners who completed all of it. After going downhill and unfortunately back up a steep hill, hashers came upon a spring that was most welcomed. By the time they reached the Beer Stop, the wankers had already gone back. I was told the wankers had a long walk so by the time we all made it back, we were more than ready for some beer. Big On On to Elvis for setting for his hard work. Peppe was supposed to hare but he had a very good excuse for not being able to make it. More about that in the accusations category. FRBs: Boris followed by Thieving Bastard and then Compost hopefully in the right order. Late comers: Huckleberry Hyatt and Winx Club Welcome backs: * Boris * Sewbona * Full Options - Yes, our Hash Splash is back! * Dolly Parton * Thieving Bastard Newbie: * Just Jessie who came and was introduced by Captain Colgate. Just to reassure Just Jessie, hares aren’t always that sporty! T-shirts and mugs were given out to hashers reaching milestone runs and we had: * MP3 and UKs for 50 runs * Purple Rain for 100 runs * Dolly Parton & Caligula for 250 runs Hashy Birthday to Beau Bob and CafŽ au lait. On On to both of them. Accusations: * Professor Pepperoni for changing his mind about haring. We won't stay mad at him as he chose to chase some halouf (no spelling for that word) and the excellent news is that we'll be treated to wild boar meat at the Halloween Party. Peppe took a furry wild boar leg out of his car to attest of the morning's kill. * Frankenstein Jr accused Compost but sorry I don't recall the accusation. * Boris got accused for not being fast enough at accepting new hashers on the yahoo group. * Peppe got accused a 2nd time for not making enough honey! Announcements: * Mismanagement meeting with everyone participating * This Friday Happy Hour is at the Marines House * Sunday picnics at Golf III at noon * Halloween party at Bad Manners and Maria Von Trapp’s House on Oct 31st starting at 8pm. Hashers and friends. BYOB and Food. Must show up wearing a costume! Check our website at http://www.rabath3.com to see the cool poster created by Pubic Relations Swing Low was performed by Elvis with some harriets in the circle. Note: Even after warning people of not losing any keys, Under Construction lost his. Hope he got his keys and car back. Next Hash: RUN : # 1260 DATE : 31.10.09 or Halloween!! Where: TBA at the American Club Hares: Just John, Just Jason, Just Potter Gathering TIME: 2:00 pm Running Time: 2:30pm On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1259 (Oct 24, 2009)

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Run #1258 GOLF COURSE #1 Oct 17, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1258

RUN # 1258 VENUE: Golf 1 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 17.10.09 Hares: Tsunami, MP3, Just John, Just Potter Four hares got together to set the runners and wankers trails knowing that two of them were virgins. Did they succeed? Go see the rating below. They had a Beer Stop which is the only thing hashers really care about anyway. Hashers made it back to the start point and most recovered from the run by drinking some beer and then it was time to circle up! GM got in the circle and asked the hares to join him for their rating. Rating of the run: 8 - On On to the hares. FRBs: Elvis in 1st place, then Compost in 2nd, Hot Rocks in 3rd, Ben in 4th and Just Alvia of course who beat them all. Late comers: Hand Job, Just Mouad, Professor Pepperoni, Bad Manners Welcome backs: Burp, Just Ben, Purple Rain, Chicken Pox and Bad Manners. Only Chicken Pox had an interesting excuse for not coming to the hash; she was looking for men in France. Newbies: * Just Alvia who came with Just Mike * Just Audrey who came with Holly String Hash naming given by Public Relations, our former RA to Just Mouad who from know on will be known as Photoshop. He’s an artist/painter. Go figure it out RH3 has a brand new hash splash table made especially by Little Bit. On On! Accusations: * Little Bit got accused by Hot Wax for making the table and not the promised grill she’s been waiting for. Oh well, Hashers come first! T-shirts given out to hashers reaching milestone runs: * Ah Yeah for 450 runs * Money Penny for 250 runs Mugs given out for 50 runs: I did it (again!), Tsunami, Twin Maker, Holly String Announcements: * Wednesday night at the American Club and don’t forget your darts! * This Friday Happy Hour is at the American Club * Sunday picnics at Golf III at noon * Halloween party at Bad Manners and Maria Von Trapp’s House on Oct 31st starting at 8pm. Hashers and friends. BYOB and Food. Must show up wearing a costume! As soon as the circle ended with Swing Low, hashers were treated to yummy cake and soup. Thanks to Tsunami for the delicious cake and a special thanks to Holly String for the wonderful Bessara (no spelling suggestion for that word) and bread. Afterwards, Hashers were all invited to attend the Oktoberfest at the American Club where they could sample their favorite beverage Made in Germany. Note: MP3 found his car keys and suggestion to rename the site. Next Hash: RUN : # 1259 DATE : 24.10.09 Where: Cactus site Hares: Under Construction, Professor Pepperoni, Purple Rain Gathering TIME: To be discussed at the American Club Running Time: How to get there : Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km once past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, and go until the forest. On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1258 (Oct 17, 2009)

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Run #1257 BARRAGE #1 Oct 10, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1257

RUN # 1257 VENUE: Reservoir/Lake TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 10.10.09 Hares: Elvis, I did it, Just Sumya, Just Christophe Hares had chosen a site not so easy to get to by car especially the crossing of a crumbling bridge but the promise of their favorite beverage waiting for them was an excellent motivation. It’s worth to mention that Frankenstein Jr arrived at 3 pm on the dot ahead of everyone else. It was also an impromptu hat day by just looking at SOB, Ah Yeah and Caligula but the winner is definitely SOB for an awesome hat. Late comers: We actually had two categories of late comers! In the first category we have: Tsunami, El Nino, Twin Maker, Holly String, Under Construction. These hashers made it just in time to run or walk with the wankers. In the second category, we have hashers that arrived so late they missed the run altogether; and we have: Professor Pepperoni, Bob the Builder, Bob Job, Beau Job and Just Adnane. Then Money Penny arrived when the fun was almost over but she’s a true hasher for having found us in almost pitch black darkness. On On! Welcome backs: * Hot Rocks who became a TV star while away * Sex On the Beach who returned to us from the land of Holland according to his sensational outfit * Ah Yeah who returned from the Jura * Genghis Khan * Just Sophie * Just Sali; Newbies were welcomed by Overdrive asking them who made them come * Just Gil who God made him come * Just Mike who himself made him come Hash naming ceremony held by our Religious Adviser SOB: * Just Sumya is now known as Maliboobs * Just Christophe is now known as I P freely * Just Adnane is now known as Shrek Accusations: * Hot Rocks for wearing new shoes. Yes he had to take a shoe off and had an On Down drinking beer out of it. * Last Dancer for failing to print the Hash Trash on time * DDT for a new hairdo Announcements: * Wednesday night at the American Club and don’t forget your darts! * This Friday Happy Hour is at the Marines House * Sunday picnics at Golf III at noon Overdrive gave some goodies from the Warsaw Hash to two harriets: Tsunami and I did it Caligula had t-shirts to sell and will have more RH3 apparel coming soon. Elvis along with some Harriets and SOB for good measure got into the circle to sing Swing Low. Thanks to Ah Yeah for delicious campfire popcorn. Next Hash: RUN # 1258 VENUE: TBA TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 17.10.09 Hares: Tsunami, MP3 On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1257 (Oct 10, 2009)

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Run #1255 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Sep 26, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1255

RUN # 1255 VENUE: Eaux et Foret TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 26.09.09 Hares: Pubic Relations, DDT & UKS First Hash run after Ramadan and some familiar faces were back. Beautiful afternoon for a run in the woods and trying to outrun the buzzing flies! Wankers and runners met at the Beer Stop after runners had to run past a pack of cranky wild dogs! All met up back at the cars ready for some serious beer business and some fun. It was a true family hash as we had heaps of kids running around. FRBs: Elvis and Boris Shortcutters: Elvis and Kiss This Newbies: Don’t know where to start as we welcome plenty of newbies. Pubic Relations did the introductions and we expect to see them all again. Welcome to the Rabat Hash! Just Omar Just Oliver Just Potter Just John Just Gaspard Just Anne Up & In New car: MP3's new car was baptized hash style and certainly needed its first car wash afterwards. New shoes: Twin Maker showed up wearing his brand new sneakers and was given an On Down Welcome backs: Maria Van Trapp, Party Animal, Compost and Frankenstein Jr Accusations: * Open Car: A hasher left his car open * Indecent exposure during the run Announcements: * Some info from Captain Colgate: Happy Hour on Fridays open to Hashers. Thanks to the Marines for hosting the 1st one. Next Friday Happy Hour is at the American Club. Happy Hours will alternate between the Marines house and the American Club * T-shirts are one their way. See Caligula to place orders. * Compost needs hares. Put your name down if you haven't yet * See Party Animal to put your name on the Hash softball team and to get the softball league fall schedule Kiss This gave us a knew song and Elvis got in the circle with Pubic Relations for Swing Low. Hashers who stayed behind were treated to a bonfire as they finished all the beer. Next Hash: RUN # 1256 VENUE: Golf # 3 TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 03.10.09 Hares: Bob the Builder, Under Construction and Bob Job On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1255 (Sep 26, 2009)

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Run #1254 GYROS Residence Sep 19, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1254

RUN # 1254 VENUE: @ Gyros’s place TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 19.09.09 Hares: Gyros and Hilary Clitos Gyros opened his house for the last run of the Ramadan and for Hilary Clitos’ farewell party. Lots of hashers came last Saturday to say good bye to Hilary Clitos and to enjoy one last Ramadhash run. Beer will be flowing again next Saturday and too bad the ones who were hoping for the sweet sound of the canon announcing the end of Ramadan! Last Saturday was an urban run that caused some memory troubles to our hare Hilary Clitos. FRB: Elvis Lost hasher: Toy Boy who managed to find his way back Welcome backs: Fashion Victim, Sugar Bit who came with baby Just Alice. Then we had two special returnees: Bullit and Tiny Tim who are by the way GM's sons. Hashy Birthday to our GM Scrooge! Announcements: * News: Viagra got married. * We go back starting next run to a winter schedule meaning meeting time at 3:00 pm for a run starting at 3:30 pm sharp. We had a big Farewell for Hilary Clitos who is leaving us for the city of Athens. Come back to visit us! She didn’t part without her fare share of beer. We even stopped counting the On Downs. A big ON ON to Hilary Clitos. Thank you to Gyros and all the other hashers who opened their houses during Ramadan for delicious ftours. Next Hash: RUN # 1255 VENUE: Eaux et Foret site TIME: 3:00 pm DATE: 26/09/09 Hares: Pubic Relations and DDT On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1254 (Sep 19, 2009)

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Run #1253 Hand Job Residence Sep 12, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1253

RUN # 1253 VENUE: @ Hand Job’s house TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 12.09.09 Hares: Hand Job, Burp and Just Morad Hashers gathered at Hand Job's for another Ramadhash run. One more to go guys. Elvis gathered everyone to circle up so we could enjoy the ftour and festivities afterwards. FRB: Phidipidy Hares received high marks for the run and walk. Late comers were Nosy Parker, Toy Boy, Purple Rain and Professor Pepperoni. Accusation: Little Bit was in a mood to run but Phidipidy didn’t want to wait for him!!! Next time Little Bit you can join the runners and not the wankers. Hashy Birthday to Burp!!! Announcement: * Next Saturday is the last Hash during Ramadan with a ftour and a BBQ afterwards for Hilary Clitos’ farewell. Thanks for Hand Job’s hospitality and a great ftour and a special thanks for the karaoke entertainment! Next Hash: RUN # 1254 VENUE: @ Gyros’s house TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 19/09/09 Hares: Gyros and Hilary Clitos On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1253 (Sep 12, 2009)

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Run #1252 Forever Just's House Sep 9, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1252

RUN # 1252 VENUE: @ Chez Just Sean TIME: 9:09 pm DATE: 09.09.09 Hares: Tsunami, I did it, Twin Maker and Just Sean Sometimes at the Hash we decide to have special walks or runs on weeknights. A team of hares decided that it could be really cool to have an urban walk on 09/09/09 at 9:09 pm. So we met in front of Just Sean’s building in Rabat – Agdal who in fact lives in apt #9 and on the 9th floor!!! Just kidding for the 9th floor but it surely felt like it climbing the stairs to his roof terrace. We all set off at 9:09 sharp for a lovely walk through upper Agdal designed but Just Sean. An almost hour long walk after the ftour was ideal for the ones who still had dinner to come and for digestion of course. Afterwards we all met up on Just Sean’s roof terrace. Twin Maker had a nice surprise for everyone as he distributed sheets of paper with writing on them. Everyone had to find a spot to have the final display: 09/09/09 09:09 PM Not as easy as one might think but if you have a look at the pictures taken you’ll see that we did a great job at lining up. On On!! Hares got a 9.0 rating for this urban walk. Surprise!! Welcome backs: * Hilary Clitos * Gyros * Mother Hen We had one newbie: Just Ghizlaine who came with Just Sean. Welcome! Naming Ceremony: Pubic Relations did the naming ceremony for Just Sean who finally set trail. From now on Just Sean will be known as… Forever Juste. Thanks to Forever Juste for letting us use his roof terrace and the hares who did a fine job setting up this unexpected urban walk in a short time. On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1252 (Sep 9, 2009)

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Run #1251 Scrooge's House Sep 5, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1251

RUN # 1251 VENUE: @ Scrooge and Last Dancer’s house for Ramadash TIME: 5:00 PM DATE: 05.09.09 Hares: Scrooge and Overdrive Hashers gathered at Last Dancer and GM’s house for another Ramadash. We set off round 5:45 pm to be back on time for the circle and then the most awaited ftour. Some hashers had a dip in the pool to cool off from the run. Hares got a good rating from everyone. Great run and walk through the Hahoura forest. We had a couple of newbies that Tsunami introduced asking the traditional questions. Great job Tsunami! * Just Marie and Just Nabil who came with Hot Salsa from Casablanca. Hope to see them again. No time for accusations! Announcements: * Marwan is doing much better as he was about to leave the Physical therapy center and come back to Morocco No time for Swing Low either as it was already passed Ftour time and lots of hashers needed to fill up their stomachs with the delicious food. Thanks for Scrooge and Last Dancer for a delicious harira and a great evening. Next Hash: RUN # 1253 VENUE: @ Hand Job’s house TIME: 5:00 pm DATE: 12/09/09 Hares: Hand Job Directions to Hand Job’s house : Prenez la route de hay riad en arrivant au croisement de acima center vous le laissez a votre gauche et vous continuez sur la double voie jusqu au premier feu rouge ou vous tournerez a droite ,puis la premiere  a gauche , et la premiere a droite vous continuez tout droit  , la maison fait l angle !! On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1251 (Sep 5, 2009)

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Run #1250 To be announced Aug 29, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RBs : Elvis and phidipidis.

RBs : Elvis and phidipidis. Welcome back: Burp, overdrive and chicken pox. Celebrations: Hand job’s marriage with just Mouad [a lucky guy]. Late comer: Purple rain, with no good excuse at all. Newbie’s: Charles, julian, Noé and Donna. Farewell: Limp noodle. Todd got his hash name Captain Colgate, Mouna Hot salsa. Thanks to our hosts Todd and Donna, we sticked around for a nice ftour afterwards and had the chance to have an American harira made by Donna herself, a very courageous act from her side and a successful one. Next hashes : 5 sep. Scrooge and last dancer residence 12 sep. Hand job 19 sep. Gyros residence with ftour and BBQ afterwards as a farewell to Hilary clitos. Announcements: Marwan is doing fine, and Ah yeah is not so great fasting alone in France while everybody else is picnicking, hang on Ah yeah. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1250 (Aug 29, 2009)

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Run #1248 BadManner House Aug 15, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1248

RUN # 1248 VENUE: @ Bad Manners’ house TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 15/08/09 Hares: Bad Manners, Always, Sewbona, Just Imane Hashers circled up at Bad Manners’ house for the traditional round of explanations for the newbies. At the beginning of the run, runners followed the head hare who made them cross tepid sea water. Worth mentioning that our wise hares had set up special checks for the runners who had to remember what to do with them. Wankers and runners met at the Beer Stop for what might have been the last Beer Stop before Ramadan. Runners in not great shape may still have sore legs from the 2nd half of the trail. On On! After giving a good cleaning to our shoes, some of us jumped into the pool to refresh ourselves. Bad Manners put out delicious beignets that we devoured and that went very well with cold beer. We circled up on full stomachs and ready for some fun. Hares got thumbs up especially for the runners who maybe didn’t expect to run so much on a summer day. We had plenty of newbies: * Just Lamya, Just Azir, Just Rita, Just Mehdi, Just Imane and Just Ben – Welcome to all of them Welcome backs were Brickhead and his wife Stella, Windy and his bride. Accusations: * Boris got accused of bitching about his wet shoes * Elvis didn’t stop at the boobs check! * Always forgot for a second where was the trail he had so well marked The following hashers had an on down for not sticking around during Ramadan and the run aways are: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Sewbona, I did it, Scrooge and Frankenstein Jr! Announcements: * RH3 cash situation was given by our Hash Cash Iron Maiden * Starting with possibly next run, we are entering the month Ramadan and RH3 will be holding Ramadhash Runs. We need hashers to host those Ramadhash runs. See with our local Hare Raiser Compost if you are interested to host one of them. o Just Todd volunteered for Ramadhash run on Saturday August 29th It was time to sing Swing Low with Elvis and Sewbona in the circle to show the newbies and new hashers how we do it hash style. Thanks for Bad Manners for opening her house and for letting hashers jumped into the pool and getting her place dirty! Next Hash: RUN # 1249 VENUE: TBA TIME: TBA DATE: 22/08/09 Hares: TBA On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1248 (Aug 15, 2009)

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Run #1247 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Aug 8, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1247

RUN # 1247 VENUE: Kemal Trophy TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 08/08/09 Hares: Boris, I did it, Fashion Victim, Moroccan Pirate Hashers circled up in the shade of the trees. After giving out instructions runners and wankers were off. Runners ran through vineyards as wankers walked through the forest. All met at the Beer Stop for cold beverages and a rest. Eventually everyone made it back to the start point. El Nino finished the walk in socks carrying his shoes and accompanied by Fashion Victim. Just Imane almost lost her sunglasses but Always managed to locate them just in time before a fox ran away with them or so the story goes… Some hashers got very creative and made glasses out of plastic bottles for the On Downs. Hares got a good rating for the run and walk. The FRB was Elvis who had some competition but nothing to worry about it. We had two newbies on Saturday: * Just Christophe who came with Moroccan Pirate, Fashion Victim and I did it * Just Rubin! who came with El Nino and Tsunami Welcome backs were Bad Manners, Chicken Pox, El Nino. Apparently they missed us dearly and just had to come back. Accusations: * Overdrive for shortcutting the trail * Just Christophe for only running the 2nd half of the trail and for trying to pass the FRB * Tsunami for repeating On On after a sheep baaed!! * Elvis for having a license plate with the numbers 80386!!! I think only computer geeks or people working in the computer industry may know the meaning. Two Hashy birthdays were celebrated: Elvis and Just Jessica Farewell to Top Gun and Caligula who are off on vacation and to Chicken Pox who’s going back to France and a big On On to her for spending her Saturday with us. It was time to sing Swing Low and to get ready for the On After. Bad Manners had an On After BBQ and kindly opened her house to the hashers. A big On On to her and for a great evening. Next Hash: RUN # 1248 VENUE: Meeting place @ Bad Manners’ house (directions to be given out separately for the ones that didn’t go to the BBQ) TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 15/08/09 Hares: Always, Bad manners, Just Imane On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1247 (Aug 8, 2009)

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Run #1246 OUED CHERRAT Aug 1, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1246

RUN # 1246 VENUE: Oued Cherrat TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 01/08/09 Hares: Brontoc, Little Bit and Phidipidy The first ones to arrive almost assumed that few people were going to turn up last Saturday but in the end we had one of the largest hashes we’ve had in a while. Great fun. Hares got in the circle for a round of instructions and off we all went. Some daredevil wankers decided that it was safer walking along the train tracks than following the downhill trail set up by the hares!!! Anyhow, after a scenic run and walk, everybody met at the beer stop and no one was left on the train tracks. We made it back to the cars tired and ready for the reward of drinking beer, chatting and reacquainting with long lost friends or close enough… After the hares came back with more ice for our favourite beverage it was time to circle up and get down to some fun time. Hares got in the middle and got thumbs up for the run and walk. It’s worth to mention that Poupoule’s very pregnant wife joined the wankers crowd. A big On On to her! Hash Splash for the day was Noisy Parker. On On! Our late comers were SOB, Sex and the City and Toy Boy. There were some virgins to RH3: * Just Frank who came with Just Sean and I did it. * Just Mouda and cute little Just Jessica who came with Schwarztkopf * Just Adam who came with Under Construction Hope to see you all again. We had plenty of welcome backs with various excuses for not coming to RH3 and all not valid of course.They were: Gyros Overdrive Genghis Khan Brontoc Bycicless Just Imane Schwartzkopf Petite Nature We distributed more t-shirts for milestone runs to dedicated hashers: * Gyros for 350 runs * Genghis Khan for 350 runs * Sex on the Beach for 100 runs Each hasher chose one or several harriers/harriettes to get into their new T-shirts. Stromboli! Accusations: * Genghis Khan for getting married… * A whole group of hashers were accused of not wearing any hash t-shirts. They were: Last Dancer, Just Sean, Nosy Parker, Toy Boy and I did it. Their punishment was not to drink the On Down but to have someone throw it back at them. Nice smell of beer afterwards! Farewell to Brontoc who goes back to France as his Moroccan vacation comes to an end. Sex on the Beach and Pubic Relations gave us the song “My name is Joe” and lead the pack for the moves. Great entertainment. Finally it was time to sing Swing Low and go our merry way until next time. Next Hash: RUN # 1247 VENUE: Kamal Trophy TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 08/08/09 Hares: Boris, I did it, Fashion Victim, Moroccan Pirate Directions: G. KEMAL TROPHY. Take the autoroute towards Casa and turn off at the Skhirat exit. Turn left towards Casablanca on the costal road (route cotière), pass the Oued Cherrat bridge until you arrive at a roundabout where you take a left. Cross the autoroute and the railway. At the next junction go straight across and turn left immediately (there is a small white house). Follow the dirt track. On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1246 (Aug 1, 2009)

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Run #1245 BARRAGE #1 Jul 25, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1245

RUN # 1245 VENUE: @ Barrage 1 TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 25/07/09 Hares: Sex and the City, Hot Rocks and Elvis The prospect of swimming in lake water attracted quite a crowd on a hot Saturday. We circled up and Sex and the City gave instructions to the virgins of the day on how to follow and find a trail. Wankers and runners literally bumped into each before the beer stop as flour marks were difficult to spot even to the hares. Let’s blame the ants that do seem to love flour. Hashers met at the beer stop and some decided to jump into the water. Others went for a boat ride. It was so much fun that some runners stayed behind in the water. Runners had to do a bit of swimming in order to follow the 2nd half of the trail. How fun! After the runners removed their wet shoes and everyone had something to drink we circled up around Hot Rocks, our substitute GM for the day. Our FRB was of course Compost and the run was rated a 7.5 by Hot Rocks. We had 3 GMEs inside the circle (Sewbona, Royal Flush, Hot Rocks) for an On Down. Late comer was Poupoule, again. We had some virgins to RH3: * Just Todd who came with Pubic Relations and also known to the ones playing softball as the softball commissioner. * Just Beatrice along with Just Victor her cute son who came with Moroccan Pirate and Fashion Victim. * Royal Flush who came to us via Sewbona all the way from Tucson, Arizona. His home hash is actually San Diego, CA. On On! There were also some not so much virgins: * Just Sean who has had at least 10 runs and will soon get his hash name * Just Jeanine who came once in the spring. Frankenstein Jr came up with a Love Story between the two of them. Returnees were Fridge, Nosy Parker, Moroccan Pirate, Fashion Victim, Christiano Ronaldo and Don Juan. Caligula reached the 500 runs mark and got his polo shirt. I did it helped him slide into the shirt. Accusations of the day: * Little Bit for sitting under the sun umbrella and enjoying a rest in Fridge’s lounge chair. * Compost for shortcutting the swimming section of the run. * Boris for not using upper caps writing Sex and the City’s name when the guys got theirs in upper caps in an email sent out this week. * Sewbona our former GM for driving passed the hash site. * Tsunami and Fridge for not stopping at the X mark on the walkers trail. Royal Flush sang some new Hash songs for us and we certainly did enjoy them. Swing Low was lead by Elvis. Next Hash: RUN # 1246 VENUE: Oued Sherrat TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 01/08/09 Hares: Brontoc, Little Bit and Phidipidy On On I did it

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1245 (Jul 25, 2009)

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Run #1242 Octopussy's House Jul 4, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1242

RUN # 1242 VENUE: Octopussy dad’s house TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 04/07/09 Hares: Sewbona, Sex on the Beach, Sex and the City, Just Nora, Just Chris Everyone gathered at Octopussy’s dad house for a great afternoon and evening. Five hares set up the trails last Saturday and we all circled up to listen to their instructions. There was plenty of roundabouts to send the hashers on several searches. Just Chris made drawings that hashers had to guess. Great job Wankers and runners met at the beer stop and everyone walked back together until the swim stop at plage des Contrabandiers. Upon return, we all went for beer and snacks then it was time to circle up. Ah Yeah outfitted GM with a microphone so he could be heard without any shooting. Returnees: Greenpeace, Frog legs and his wife along with their new baby boy. We had two virgins: Jamal and Adley Just Chris is now known as American Gigolo. Chris who’d love to come back to Morocco told us that his new job could be a gigolo. Ladies: Any takers? Just Nora is now known as Give it to me for her eagerness for wanting a hash name. They had their first on down as hashers. Accusations: It seems that we had a bunch of accusations but my memory must be faulty because I can only remember two! * New hasher Give it to me for throwing a glass of beer into SOB’s face. * MP3 got accused for not winning the elections unlike Greenpeace who did but she had an advantage over MP3: cleavage! Announcements: GM announced that there will be a mismanagement meeting (date: TBA) to put out a list of useful information for all hashers. We had a special farewell to American Gigolo who’s going back to England. We’ll miss him so he better come back soon! Our second farewell was to Octopussy who goes back to the States as her vacation are coming to an end. We’ll see you next year. For our Swing Low, most ladies got into the circle to show the newbies how it is done. Many thanks to Octopussy, her dad and her family for opening their home to this crazy bunch and a big thank you to Ah Yeah for providing us with excellent music that night. The last hashers left around 4 am I believe so great On After. Thank you Octopussy and Ah Yeah. Next Hash: RUN # 1243 VENUE: BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 11/07/09 Hares: Ah Yeah On On I did it

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Run #1239 CALIGULA Residence Jun 13, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1239

RUN # 1239 VENUE: Caligula & Chef de Cuisine’s place + Birthay BBQ On After TIME: 4:00 PM DATE: 13/06/09 Hares: Caligula, Chef de cuisine, Homer Simpson, Boris First of all, a big Thank You to Chef de cuisine, Caligula and family for opening their house to the hashers and for allowing us the use of their great swimming pool. Saturday was a very hot day by any means and some hashers showed up early to refresh themselves in the swimming pool. No one seemed in a hurry so we had a late start. Wankers and runners left together but the runners were back way before the wankers. We thought for a second that Boris who was leading the group had actually managed to lose them. A couple of wankers showed up ahead of the group as they hitch-hiked a ride back to the house! Yes, it’s true. Returnees: Homer Simpson, Octopussy, No Signal, Rent a Wreck, Desert Knight Late comers: Ah Yeah, Octopussy, Elvis, Bloody liar Virgins that day were Just Sherazade and Just Trent. A big welcome to them. Hashy Birthdays: Caligula had a special Bday gift. Hashers attached elastic hair bands onto Caligula’s hair, toes, nose, glasses… Our young Gyros turned 60. Accusations: * Pubic Relations and Purple Rain for hitchhiking * Boris for dividing the walkers into separate groups * Sewbona and Moroccan Pirate for indecent exposure Announcements: * Run 1250 coming up in early September. Any ideas hashers? Farewell to Homer Simpson that we won’t see again until his next time in Morocco. The circle ended with Swing Low so hashers could jump into the pool. The afternoon continued with an On After BBQ with plenty of food and beverages for everyone. Our Frankenstein Jr managed to throw into the pool pretty much everyone that didn’t show up in swimwear. Iron Maiden put up a good fight but the outcome was that she also landed into the pool. Our sound engineer for the event was Ah Yeah and we thank him for sitting at the sound console all night. Thanks again to Caligula and family for a great time. Next Hash: RUN # 1240 VENUE: TBA on Wednesday at the American Club TIME: 4:00 pm DATE: 20/06/09 Hares: Holly String & Twin maker On On I did it

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Run #1238 LOONEY TUNES RUN Jun 6, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1238

RUN # 1238 VENUE: Looney Toones TIME: 3:30 PM DATE: 06/06/09 Hares: Purple Rain, Elvis & Fatima Zahra This was the first Hash at the beach of the year and something tells me this is just the beginning as we love to run near the water and go for a swim. Runners and walkers went different trails but met at the beer stop which was set in the forest. On the way back ome brave runners came face to face with a very angry dog showing some very sharp teeth but the owner of the mean beast showed up and runners went on their merry way. Runners also had to face another obstacle: the high tide. But once again as true hashers they crossed the water with their shoes on. I think everyone loved walking or running on the beach as everyone looked very satisfied. We set up the circle on the warm sand of the beach once we all had at least one beer or other beverage. Returnees: Sewbona who enjoyed hashing in Spain but came back to us Papa Joy who came all the way from Nador just to be with us The returnees had a second down down with GM Late comers: We had a load of late comers and they are….Rip Van Twinkle, Professor Pepperoni, Tsunami, Red Square, Full Options and Always Our newbies of the week are Just Nassima, Just Hamada who came with Elvis Hash naming ceremony: Just Fatima Zahra was baptized by Pubic Relations and will from now on be known as Bloody Liar. Just for the story, she’s a dentist! New Car: Twin Maker and Holly String’s car was baptized Hash style. Accusations: * Tsunami and El Nino accused of crashing a jumbo jet! * A bid was out for I did it and Hillary Clitos shoes as they took them off. Frankly, I don’t think they were too many takers… * Fridge was accused for leaving to many personal belongings behind him after the camp out weekend Announcements: * Summer hour has arrived therefore we will meet starting next Saturday at 4:00 pm or you’ll be late! * Sewbona marked her 150th run today and Pepperoni his 200th run * Polo shirts are on their way Compost distributed certificates for the hashers who ran the Settat marathon. On On! During the circle, a minute of silence was observed in memory of Looney Toones whose site was name after him. The circle ended with Swing Low as hashers were eager to go the American Club for some beer sampling and cigars that vey same night. See you all next Saturday at Caligula’s. On On I did it

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Run #1237 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 31, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1236 & 1237

RUN # 1236 & 1237 VENUE: Moulay Bousselham Camp out TIME: weekend event DATE: weekend of May 30th This is a belated Hash Trash from the Moulay Bousselham camp out weekend where Hash scribe was a no show. It was reported to me that this event weekend could be described with three Fs: Fun, Fantastic, and Fabulous. Some hashers arrived on Friday night while others joined the group on Saturday. A hike was set for Saturday afternoon and a Hair of the Dog run on Sunday for the ones who dared. Beer flowed and everyone enjoyed fresh fish. Music was provided by Gyros so hashers danced and drank until the wee hours of the morning. I forgot to mention that mosquitoes also decided to join in for some fun. No one should be left out! On On I did it

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Run #1236 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) May 30, 2009 RH3 Scribe

RUN # 1236 & 1237

RUN # 1236 & 1237 VENUE: Moulay Bousselham Camp out TIME: weekend event DATE: weekend of May 30th This is a belated Hash Trash from the Moulay Bousselham camp out weekend where Hash scribe was a no show. It was reported to me that this event weekend could be described with three Fs: Fun, Fantastic, and Fabulous. Some hashers arrived on Friday night while others joined the group on Saturday. A hike was set for Saturday afternoon and a Hair of the Dog run on Sunday for the ones who dared. Beer flowed and everyone enjoyed fresh fish. Music was provided by Gyros so hashers danced and drank until the wee hours of the morning. I forgot to mention that mosquitoes also decided to join in for some fun. No one should be left out! On On I did it

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Run #1226 CIMENTERIE SENTISIS Mar 28, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Special edition of run 1226 - 2 trashes ....

Special edition of run 1226 - 2 trashes .... This hash was almost an April's Fools one or glimpse of it. Until Friday afternoon, RH3 was debating the absence of hare(s) for the next day until Poupoule miraculously saved the day. I wasn't there but I still have something to write ... I imagine that I dId IT got a down down for almost setting the hash but couldn't do it because her co-hare was caught in some Greek Island. I also suppose that Poupoule got an ON-down for saving run 1226; I reckon that Tsunami was held responsible for the heavy rain that poured on the poor hashers, obviously soaked on the pictures (thank you Purple Rain for the hash flash); Finally, I guess that Twin Maker was a Special hasher for delivering the beer in timely fashion. All in all, no matter what ... RH3 can sing Gloria Gaynor's song 'I will survive' with a tiny alteration like this: 'I will survive as long as i know how to hash I know I will stay alive I've got all my flour to spread I've got all my beer to give and I'll survive I will survive Drink it down down down down' ON ON Sex & The City _______________________________________________ Run 1226 @ Cementries… Hare: Poupoule This special day almost didn’t take place but Poupoule saved the day and we thank him very much for setting the trail on this rainy day and rated the run with a 9.9 We have a special word of wisdom from Hot Rocks: Volunteering, setting hashes….keeps the hash a live!! On On Some brave hashers showed up for what turned into a downpour Hash. The run was good but we had a Beer Stop without any beer or other beverages for that matter. Not sure what happened (logistics mishap) but after the runners got drenched on their way back they were welcomed by cheers from the walkers and Thank God – Beer!! We had three virgins that day: Just Sandra Just Fatima Zahra, Just Roceo Returnees were Rip Van Tinkle and Poupoule. We had a couple of late comers as well: Purple Rain and Tsunami We had some accusations of course, the first made by Hot Rocks to I did it, Iron Maiden, Money Penny and Elvis for not yelling ON ON on the trail!! They were given a down down for that one. Elivs accused someone but no recollection of that one. Iron Maiden was accused for getting her left and right mixed up. Last but not least, Tsunami was accused for bringing the flood. Announcement was made for Moulay Bouselhem weekend: May 29th Swing low was sung as everyone was eager to get out the rain and to drier, warmer climates. I dit it ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1226 (Mar 28, 2009)

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Run #1225 GOLF COURSE #1 Mar 21, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1225

Hash trash for run 1225 Venue: Golf I What promised to be a nice run/walk turned out to be a long sweaty one, taking us beyond Golf III ... however, given that our hares outpassed the simple task of setting a trail by intuition and flour, using google earth and arranging for a little snack at the beer stop, here is a big ON ON to MPFree and Full Option. Sugar bit was invited in the circle and, exceptionally, she had the right to sit on a chair because not many future hariette-moms keep showing up with virgins: Antoine and Gwanaelle from Britany. As usual, there's always some inside stories going on during the circle and this one was quite uncommon: Love story between two male strombolis- Just Chris and Just Adnane. They had their share of down-down that day and sometimes, for no reason at all. Pubic Relations thanked Bob the builder for paying the hash cash for him today since he's not the hasher of the year anymore... Compost is! Welcome-back to Dancing toothpick who's visiting us from Paris for the week-end. So when the circle started clapping their hands on a salsa rythm, he couldn't help but grab Hand job and start this happy dance. Some news from the hash ball: Compost and Little Bit were pointed at as the last hashers still up and drinking at 3am, ON ON! Just Stephane, just Yoran, just Gillian and Just Gretel, who hates beer but she's alright, drove to the venue in their new car; and as a hash car, it was generously ushered with flour and beer. The circle closed on a merry swing low and a big socializing session started! ON ON Sex & The City.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1225 (Mar 21, 2009)

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Run #1224 HARHOURA Forest II Mar 14, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Saturday 14th

Saturday 14th Hares: The three 'S' Swiss Roll, Sex & The City and Sewbona Venue: Harhoura forest That day was special in so many ways and the sun didn't let us down. It's the RH3 hash ball day and the run started earlier than usual. Surprisingly, some hashers showed up at least half an hour before the official time. Carried away by the beautiful weather, and probably also the urge to impress their MijasHHH guest hashers, our hares placed the beer stop some 7.5 km away from the on-in, hoping it would also be a dive stop. When the FRBs started pulling all kind of running instruments and giving out the number of kilometers consumed, it was too late. So a second beer stop was improvised, just to give us some time to catch our breathes. However, it was fun all along, our guests running with Red Moroccan hats and Daffidildo hashflashing on the field. Back to the on-in, we gathered into a quite impressive circle and the honor was given to our visiting RA - Colonic irrigation - who was wearing a Batman outfit with a tiny alteration worth mentionning: two hanging golden balls. When asked what the purpose of this ‘accessory’ was, he dropped them on the floor and said, everybody should fall on the floor ... which we did with no further questions. As an RA, he never forgets anything and downed-downed some Mijas hashers (indecent exposure, breast watching on the ferry, running into the security fence, etc...) who made their trip to Morocco worth remembering. Then Pubic Relations took over and introduced our junior hashers, who were still under the magic effect of Batman presence in the circle! For some unknown reason, Frankenstein Jr. had never been so quiet! The hares were called in and the run voted on-on, all complaints vanished. Wasn't I telling you that it was a special day: we welcomed two hashers from Florida - Urine my Drawers and Mellon Keller as well as two friends of theirs. All smiles out, not only they ran with us but were brave enough to express the will to attend the hash ball! And of course, the more the merrier ... Finally, and as the time was running fast prior to the hash ball, we had to cut in the hash ceremony a little. Two latecomers were spotted though and called in for a quick down-down: Koala bear and Just May-Ly then. Ay Yeah and SOB took care of making the whole crowd swing low before we all hopped in our cars to get ready for a promising night. on on Sex & The City.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1224 (Mar 14, 2009)

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Run #1223 MONEY FACTORY Mar 7, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1223

Hash trash for run 1223 Special Elvis's 600th run Money factory was the venue for Elvis's special 600th run. Most RH3 hashers showed up wearing their favorite pyjamas and a pillow, ready to kick some a** during the run. Boris set the trail and his supporting crew, Snigorka and Blue Angel were patiently waiting under the trees'shade. Everybody had arrived when the hare finally decided to appear and explain the run. Two trails, roundabouts and false trails plus ... each group, runners and wankers had to collect 3 pictures randomly placed in the wild. The rest is a total surprise. The on-on was shouted and off we were in the woods. As usual the FRBs were leading however they were also cursing frequently judging by the number of roundabouts. By the time we reached the beer stop, the pack was whole again and the pillows came in really handy for those of us who felt like collapsing on the grass. The second part of the run revealed to be a little tricky and long but we all made it to the on-in for one of the funniest circle ever. As the circle started, we understood what Boris and Snigorka were planning in the forest, wit the cards. In fact, whoever had a picture was supposed to play with Elvis, appropriately of course. So we witnessed a socks exchange between Fuc***g Papagayo and Elvis; Thieving bastard had to demonstrate his artistic talents and draw Elvis's protrait; Twin Maker was supposed to sing with Elvis but was not very inspired; Little Bit got the best - picture of lips - meaning he had to kiss Elvis, which he did very well and not before using a gum that he happened to have in his pocket! Last but not least, Elvis drank a beer with Compost, yeah.. just that. So if my calculations are right, two pictures were never found but it's okay, because all of a sudden, Sewbona appeared jumping in the circle with a guitar signed by all the present hashers, to celebrate Elvis's 600th run. He was clearly moved and emotions prevented him from singing a little something. Next, the hash kiddos (UKs, Left corner, Right corner, Humpty Dumpty, Oliver twist, Cafe au lait, 911, you love me, Winx Club) took over with a special request coming from Oliver Twist: and why only adults can have their run and say 'bad words'. Firmly and persuasive, he proclaimed the creation of a kiddos hash, which - and looking at his father Caligula - would take place at their house, on ... Sunday- to avoid any conflict of interest. Pubic Relations assumed this to be a great idea and the circle came up with M&M to designate the kiddos' GM. Motion voted! We had a virgin with us - just Chris, in Morocco for a few months and coming from the UK. We also welcomed back just Paulina. Given that this hash trash is written after the hash ball, I think it's worth mentionning that just Paulina got her hash name during our annual event and is now to be called Hillary Clitos! Even the darkness didn't stop this special circle, which ended up around a bonfire! Happy 600th run Elvis and to the next other 600 runs! ON ON Sex & The City.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1223 (Mar 7, 2009)

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Run #1222 BOUREGREG VALLEY Feb 28, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Run 1222 @ Bouregreg Valley

Run 1222 @ Bouregreg Valley Hares: Sex On the Beach, Iron Maiden and Sex & The City. The venue was welcoming in so many ways: flowers, hills, green grass and a breathtaking view on the Bouregreg river. That's why we called the run 'Sexy Flükh'. From Humpty Dumpty rolling in the flowers to Purple rain standing in the middle of a purple flowers field, hashers of all ages were enjoying themselves. The hares explained the run and walk and very shortly after, led the herd through a the fields, sometimes flat but mostly hilly. Even goats wouldn't have run better! Back to the on-in, the circle didn't start just yet ... we had a little snack - typically Moroccan thanks to Frankenstein Junior - and made many phone calls. Then the hares were called in to rate the run. It got a fabulous 'on on'. We had two virgins that day: just Jeffrey - an Aussie digging holes in Meknes and Stromboli May-Li. Welcome backs went to Koala bear, MaryJane Baby and Hot Rocks. For some reason, the crowd in the circle was very excited and inspired because accusations were raining: Bob the builder accused Sex & The City for being too clean for a hare; Boris was accused of disorienting hashers; Compost accused Hot Rocks for getting lost, who in return, accused the hares of badly marking the trail; SewBona was accused by Ah Yeah for looking like Dora with her little backpack; and finally - from what I can hardly remember, even virgin just Jeffrey accused Sex & The City for his poor performance at running, holding her responsible for making him drink too much beer! For this run, it was High Tower who had the privilege of wearing the Djellaba. The circle ended on a merry swing low but not before announcing the special coming run (600th anniversary of Elvis) and the hash-ball. ON ON Sex & The City. p.s: I apologize in advance if I forgot to mention someone or something, but this hash trash is written by memory, generously blurred by our favorite drink ;)!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1222 (Feb 28, 2009)

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Run #1221 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Feb 21, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1221

Hash trash for run 1221 Eaux et forets Hares: Purple Rain, Elvis and Just Hammadi Perfect day to be out and not too early to call it springtime! it was proven by some 50 storks were flying over our heads - no, not beer, the real bird. While Elvis was still setting the trail, we were greeting each other and appreciating the spot. Although it's forbidden, FRBs were stretching and waiting for the sign which didn't take long to come. Wankers and runners were very eager to start what proved to be a real journey. Indeed, something fairly odd happened but it's not breaking news in the hash history ... the bunch of wankers got lost because Just Hammadi couldn't remember the trail. On their side, the runners were trying to avoid being hit by panicked boars, fleeing themselves hunting dogs. Happy ending, we all made it back to the on-in in one piece and the circle was formed to welcome our special hares. The run was rated an overall ON-ON; After SewBona was done pole dancing, Pubic Relations decided to attach Just Hammadi to that pole in punishment for his misguidance, at least until his hash name ceremony. We only had 2 virgins today: Jean-Bernard from Switzerland (Tsunami) and just Hamid from Meknes (Hot wax). As the legend says about Swiss people ‘they are very quiet’, Jean-Bernard didn't make any exception to the rule, smiling and quiet. On the contrary, Just Hamid revealed to be louder than all of us together and was obviously not interested in singing our songs. As strange as it sounds, he led us to sing... in German or Dutch, not sure since Scrooge was not around. In total hash spirit, that was a refreshing change! Then Caligula, Frankenstein Jr., SOB, Boris and Ah Yeah got a nice down-down for missing Azrou week-end. Don't think it's an understatement to say that they seemed to regret it a little, ha! Oh, almost forgot... StoneHead was wearing the djellaba that has been in some closet for very very long. The reason: crashing his car after a happy happy happy hour, hmmmm ... We welcomed back just Barbara, I Did It who was off skiing in France and our beloved Italian GM who was visiting family in Torino. Now that all the hash business was in order, remember just Hammadi is still attached to the pole ...it was time to name him. As soon as PR released his hands, he started running like a mad man towards the forest and changed his mind (way too many FRBs around who can catch him back). The committee went through quite some brainstorming before coming with: Under construction. A hash name approved by everybody, mostly by his brother Bob The builder! Today, we had two hash splashes... lucky us: Iron Maiden and Tsunami. That explains why Under Construction ended up with 5 beer mugs in his hands. Swing low was sung on a tiny wall with SewBona, Elvis, Ay Yeah and PR leading the herd. Beautiful day, beautiful hash thanks to beautiful people .... get ready for next hash - Special 600th Elvis run. Hares: Iron Maiden, Burp, SOB, Sex & The City. Venue: BOUREGREG VALLEY DIRECTIONS to BOUREGREG VALLEY. Take the autoroute to Tanger, pass the bridge over the bouregreg river. You will see a big intersection with on your left a sign “Sala Al Jadida”, go right opposite to that sign at the Shoul sign. After 50 meter, go right again, continue a couple of kilometers. ON ON Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1221 (Feb 21, 2009)

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Run #1220 Azrou Feb 15, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for the 'Hare of the dog' run 1220:

Hash trash for the 'Hare of the dog' run 1220: Well, just take the same crazy hashers - or most of them, and start all over again. No matter how much they slept, and it's ranging from 2 hours to 7 hours, we gathered on the terrace like snakes in the sun after a solid Moroccan breakfast, not really hangover! PR and Elvis took the small herd out of the hostel for a refreshing walk and less than 25 min later, we were having our mimosas. Given that we went through all the booze we brought the night before, there was not much left for down-downs. So PR's imagination took over and frankly, you don't want to know what were the ingredients in the latecomers glass. And talking about major events, on-downs were given to Bob Job for her shake it-shake it dance, Hand job for unfinished sentences, Just Ibtihaj for having fun in silence, Captain Noos for taking more than 1500 pictures in less than 24 hours ...When the check-out time came, the little group dispersed, time to drag ourselves home!!! ON ON S&TC

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Run #1219 Azrou Feb 14, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1219 - Thieving bastard/PR

Hash trash for run 1219 - Thieving bastard/PR First of all, ON ON to the Azrou team: PR, DDT, Hand Job, Full Options, Stone Head, Just Hammadi, Bob Job and Bob The builder - who planned the whole event and transformed the hostel into a cozy temple of Love! The rest of hashers coming from Rabat and Tangiers showed up on Saturday, almost on time and almost all at once. The run, actually more of a hike, was organized by PR/Compost and at 1 pm, some 50 hashers were released in this wild attractive Nature. The snow didn't discourage anyone, except for the dedicated volunteers who stayed behind to take care of lunch and last logistics details for the party at night. The Valentine week-end started, girls wearing a fluffy red heart tag, created by sexy lingerie maker HolyString and everybody played the game by dressing up in reddish outfits. Destination: Gouraud Ceder. No need to say that on our way, loud and cheerful as usual, we came literally nose to nose with 50 other monkeys, all looking at us with interest and with an obvious astonished look. Okey, they're used to cars, local visitors, even foreign TV reporters ... but hashers, 'these dudes are different'! When we finally reached the famous cedar tree, that our dear national water company killed 'by mistake', it was time for us to get more acquainted with our hosts, feeding them peanuts and taking group pictures. Then came the time to go a little bit more hardcore and adventure ourselves into the forest through the untouched snow carpet, just hikarious: some riding mules, some testing if their hash gear is waterproof and some, just gave up at the idea of freezing. After 20 minutes, one of the guides realized that we were asking him to lead us on the other side of the mountain, some 10 km walk away and just turned blue: 'You're not serious! Your equipment will never allow you to make it...' So here we were, gazing at each other and cursing in English when one of the guides replied back, in immaculate English, that it was insane to keep on going. Who would have thought... Disciplined and choiceless, we headed back to the road and regained energy when we pictured our sandwiches and beers waiting for us somewhere down the mountain. Despite a blue sky and shining sun, the clock was ticking, we needed to circle up and dry our feet. At the hostel, our lovely hash splash Full Options was in position, downs-downs ready. Pubic relations and Elvis were the proud MCs, wearing that very special white hat that made everybody look like the coneheads. The show started with the introduction of 8 virgins, among whom half of them were accompanying Nosy Parker; Just Thibaud (son of Captain Noos and Coach), Just Tarik (Ice Cool's precious half) and just Paulina, Greek goddess who came with Mother Hen and Gyros. Many returnees were welcomed back: Just Adil, Luna Charifa, Ice Cool, Chicken Pox, Blue Cockroach, Coach and Captain Noos, Nosy Parker, Mother Hen, Fidipides, Liz Taylor, Just Sophie and Just Salim. Accusation time started with two stromboli hariettes: Ice cool and Luna Charifa for wearing the wrong boots and whining about getting wet socks. Last Dancer was called in for non-stop cursing in French 'Va te faire f***' and since she was hiding somewhere, Scrooge was downed downed instead. Little Thibaud, who had an ongoing visible crush on Money Penny received his h-name: You are beautiful and proved to be a very promising hasher by drinking his water at arm's length distance, barely loosing a drop of it. Finally, the circle ended on a musical comedy starred by Elvis and PR ... swinging low in duet. Right before the sunset, everybody went in the hostel where the fireplace was spreading warmth and coziness ... Let's get the party started!! ON ON S&TC

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1219 (Feb 14, 2009)

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Run #1218 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Feb 7, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Run 1218 - Venue: F-Ranch (Golf III)

Run 1218 - Venue: F-Ranch (Golf III) Hares were Thieving Bastard, Compost, Just Caroline and Coach (aka Herve) from Tangiers. They really came from far considering the terrible weather conditions. Our local and brave RH3 hashers showed up too, and not only those owning big 4x4; small cars sliding and crawling in the mud but with determined hashers behind the wheel were making their way, braving the heavy rain! Just like the song says: ... they tried to go to heaven but they went the other way! Anyhow, if anyone felt sleepy, Frankestein Jr. in his H-Merda outfit, was scaring everyone, loud as usual! Despite the watery trail and vanished flour, the run was refreshingly nice and long... even happy judging from all the beautiful smiles. Exactly at the 5th km, Little bit's pick-up was parked right in the middle of the road, with loads of beer and water. The walkers were already at the beer stop, perfect timing. Once our thirst satisfied, runners and walkers resumed what was left of the trail, to gather at the on-in. The hash spirit was high and the circle welcomed our special hares. At every on-down, Just Caroline kept saying 'Noos'(half) telling our Hash splash Iron Maiden to only pour half a beer in the glass. In her efforts to speak Arabic, Just Caroline was named Captain Noos and Coach was obviously very pleased with his wife's new name! Speaking of which, Captain Noos accomplished a great job being a hare by staying behind, never abandoning the last runner. We greeted our virgin of the day, stromboli Just Majdouline who came with Purple Rain, and welcomed back just Hammadi, a very quiet returnee! Compost was called in the circle for his tenacious ability to hare despite his last week hash injury. So when Ah yeah stepped in to accuse last week's hares for not picking up the trash, leaving it in the forest, he was boldly turned down (although, it's worth mentioning that we - hashers - are not supposed to litter). Finally, as Red Square was desperately trying to hide behind any tall hasher, he was spotted for coming late. And for doing an amazing job at hash splashing, sexy Iron Maiden got an on-on. ON ON Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1218 (Feb 7, 2009)

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Run #1217 HARHOURA Forest II Jan 31, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Run 1217 @ Harhoura green belt - Hares were Compost and Frankesnstein Jr.

Run 1217 @ Harhoura green belt - Hares were Compost and Frankesnstein Jr. The hash started with dazzled looks, interrogations and hashers wondering ... where's Compost? Our dear marathonian was said to be hurt and his car, in the parking lot, was hurt too ... driver's door embossed and not closing! The GM called the circle, the hash must go on... so runners and wankers took off! Boris in his flashy outfit and futuristic glasses was leading the runners, who realized very soon that our temporary Russian hare was soooo happy to be an FRB with no flour for what seemed to be a live hare that most of them decided to run back to the on-in! A few kilometers later and after racing with a few cars on the highway, the rest of us managed to reach the cars. Normally, a smiling Compost would welcome us all but this time, it was just reassuring to see him safe, under the trees. Sewbona and Pubic Relations gathered everybody around today's hares and the run was voted on-on++! Then, in honor to our hash kiddos, they circled up and had their own down-down, singing better than we could have dreamt of ourselves. Just when Caligula was about to introduce the virgins, Elvis showed up, like a vision, and was immediately down-downed for being a latecomer. Sometimes the hash is a place of wonder... our virgins came 'alone'! A very nice Irish family composed of Kim, Sean, Aoife (phonetically pronounced IFA) and baby Brian (who was certainly not in the kitchen!) By the way, since we all introduced ourselves, I believe it's worth mentioning that Just Toufik is now hashingly known as Stone-head (since hash 1216). Marathonians (full and half) were called in the circle for an on-on but also to clearly point at them as '... the running problem' in our drinking club ;). Running hariettes were: Iron-Maiden, Money Penny and S&TC. As for our male hashers: Compost, Elvis, Thieving Bastard, and Frankenstein Jr. Ha! Of course, since the hash is a drinking club, 1st man and 1st woman is each category (semi and half) were invited to compete with the unbeatable Caligula at a beer contest, Kim gladly joined the little group ... and as usual, Caligula won without even trying! Moral to the story: some of us can really run, some can really drink ... But, REALLY running and drinking is a quite unrealistic combination! That’s why Gispert invented the hash house harriers... Finally, some brave returnees were welcomed back: Just Stephane, Vital Statistics and just Hanane. Next run was announced: Venue is Golf III and hares are: Thieving Bastard with friends from Tangiers (get your shoes, calves and knees ready ... they're all full marathoners!). ON ON Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1217 (Jan 31, 2009)

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Run #1215 CEINTURE VERTE Jan 17, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Run 1215 set by FRBs Elvis, Compost, Boris and Thieving Bastard - @ Cein...

Run 1215 set by FRBs Elvis, Compost, Boris and Thieving Bastard - @ Ceinture Verte Under the sunshine, the hash spirit was bright and high! What to expect during the hash preceeding a marathon and with FRBs as hares .. at least a 15 km run. And there it was. Real runners and some snails running side by side, the pictures speak by themselves. So to make it a little less competitive, our RA Pubic relations called all the Europeans in the circle (Holland, France, Italy) and then called Boris (Russia) in to explain why he's depriving them from Gaz in the middle of winter! As any good middleman would act, he gently invited him to have mercy and to immediatly release the gaz. One problem solved ... Then Bob the builder and Fridge were invited to make peace after the little diplomatic hashy incident around the, now, classic 'hash cash' issue earlier on. The circle welcomed two virgins: Just Adnane accompanying Elvis and Just Cloter from Merzouga. Serendipity you say? Yes... Cloter was only twelve years old when our GM met him the first time in the South and some twenty years have passed by without any news. He came with Just Gretel, a new expat in Morocco! Well, welcome to y'all! Returnees: Genghis Khan, Just Gretel, Nozy Parker, SugarBit, Last dancer and Hand job. Finally, and apart from the soon to come Marrakech marathon, the next event was announced: Valentine's week end in Azrou! This crazy hash resumed in a complete darkness. ON ON Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1215 (Jan 17, 2009)

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Run #1214 CACTUS Jan 10, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hares for run 1214: DDT and Pubic Relations

Hares for run 1214: DDT and Pubic Relations Our hares chose the beautiful site of Cactus, green and fresh. Judging from the runners face, the run were nice and long, generously rated Goooood! First accusations stated flowing starting with a very young hasher: Humpty Dumpty for telling the GM that she needs to change her car. Speaking of cars, Compost locked in his car keys and had to use Iron Meiden's toyota to go fetch the spare key at home. Once back, Boris and Compost were given a down down for wearing the same running shoes and super-watches... you know these gizmos that tell you which way to go, who's following you, how much weight you should lose and in a true hash spirit, how to get home after all the beers you had (H-GPS). We had two virgins that day: Just Abderrahim from Ouarzazate brought by returnee Catch of the day, also known as iki iki iki! and Just Fabrice from Arace, France. You don't know where that city is? Neither do I but it's 'Chez les Chtis' (watch the movie, it's a blast). Returnees were also Boris and Just Barbara ... both explaining they've been away living their lives! It was a Special day for Caligula who probably had at least 12 down-downs and it's a good thing Chef de cuisine was driving on the way back. Ultimately, he also had to drink for all the present hashers because none of us was wearing hash gears. Ah Yeah had three accusations, mostly addressed to ladies: Catch of the day for being dressed like King Kong's illegitimate daughter and Purple Rain for wearing very sexy pants. Finally he called in Big Dog and asked him why he's keeping his fiancee away from the hash ... no answer to that one but with some torture, we know her name is ara (last name guessed by Pr. pepperoni: Berra3) who lives in Korea. Once again the rain chased us away, erased the flour and made us sing the fast version of swing low. on on S&TC

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1214 (Jan 10, 2009)

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Run #1213 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Jan 3, 2009 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1213

Hash trash for run 1213 The run was set by a complete hashers family and friends: Chef de cuisine, Caligula, Oliver Twist, Humpty Dumpty, Top Gun ... just Dolly and Just Doggy ;). The beautiful spot called F-Ranch was greener than green. Despite the heavy rains, there was no mud, just perfect paths to run for fun. Spokesman Caligula explained the run and very shortly after, the eager bunch of runners vanished. Wankers were following the same trail and for once, really walking! At the beer stop, runners and wankers met- perfectly synchronized- to enjoy a beer but the wind was molesting sweaty runners, endangering their health. So it was short and off they were again in the wild. Back at the on-in, two running hariettes were missing. ultimately, Caligula went on a rescue operation and brought back Money Penny and Iron Maiden. Of course the run was loudly rated ON-ON (vague but good) while all hares were having their on-down. Dead on trail got a proper down-down, accusing Compost for getting them lost on the second half of the run. Virgins were Just Youssef, student in Paris, Just Loubna and Just Adnane from Beercan ... all of them accompanying returnees Just Salim & Sophie. On a saddest note and for losing her brother, an ON-ON was given to Viagra. We welcomed back Elvis, who was obviously hijacked by Compost for their marathon training. Time for accusations ... Sewbona called FRB Bob the builder in the circle because he lacked chivalry and abandoned two hariettes in the wood. Compost accused the hares of setting the run by car ... any proof?! Finally, distants on-Downs came from Octopussy in Washington to Caligula, Chef de cuisine, Compost and Elvis. And since we're not just a group of runners, a quick beer competition was organized under a threatening sky between Caligula, Just Sophie, Pubic Relations and Just Youssef... no need to report on the winner, our undefeated Caligula. Then we had to fast forward the rest of the circle because one angry cloud couldn't hold it and the rain chased us. ON-ON Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1213 (Jan 3, 2009)

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Run #1209 Party Animal's Residence Dec 6, 2008 Iron Maiden

Hare: Party Animal

Hare: Party Animal Site:Party Animal Residence Rate:well deserved 8.9/10 First and foremost,many thanks to Party Animal for all his endavors,not only haring but looking after his wankers and runners ,and especially for hosting that wonderful small party !! Many many late comers, many hard core hashers stood out by their absence, to the point that Party Animal was fidgeting around 3:30 asking me why nobody is here....then cars started showing, to his relief. A small crowd was it on this sunny,wet, cool day, still it was a very special Hash, why?? Well, 4 runners of which a backbone runner, Master Compost, were there, yet only 3,set out on a 'run light',Elvis, Boris, Iron Maiden, on a good, muddy, and relaxing run...Some of you are wondering where the hell was Compost? Well,well,for this Hash, he landed from his swishy 4X4 dressed up in his Sunday's best,hair styled with his son's gel,shoes shining,perfumed, he's shamelessly decided to snub the runners,and flock with the wankers, he could be seen holding the hand of a child or rather the child dragging him!!! when we asked him what his story was, he said he now does 'VIP, 5 stars runs,with VIP runners' I swear these are his words, to find out ask him!!! The beer stop was au rendez vous, back toPartyAnimalgo rgeouscottage/ house.A premiere at the Hash!!Party Animal revealed his hidden artistic talent, he carved a circle and a big RH3 in grass, beautiful to see!!Boris did a great job and run the circle with a sense of responsibility never seen before,well done Boris!!! people liked the idea of putting ice blocks in the circle, and the first one to sit on them was of course Frenkensein Junior, at least we enjoyed an icy break from his delirious language!! New Bees: there were many!! Sophia and Bouchra ,these two, the ever charming and jewel of the Hash ,Elvis, made them come. - Abdellah, Anas, I guess Tsunami made them come, not a surprise when we think of this Hash name! Returnees: Also many !! No Signal is back,reason for his long absence(more than 3months) he said he was travelling around Rabat!! no comment here. - Sugar Bit is back from Mexico( 2 weeks ) - Party Animal was waiting for the grass to grow, that's why he didn't show up!! - Scrooge and Last Dancer were hashing with each other. Accusations: -Tsunami was unanimousy held responsible for causing all the latecomers to be late,a true tsunami drags evrything on its way!!!! - Boris, carrying his Hash duties as best as he could inspected all hashers to check if they're wearing hash socks and t-shirt, of course no one was!! mind you next week wear the proper Hash attire or it's bad news with Boris!! A quick swing low, then the best part followed ............ ......... Tank you again Party Animal ON ON Iron Maiden

Penned by Iron Maiden • Run #1209 (Dec 6, 2008)

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Run #1208 CACTUS Nov 29, 2008 Sex & The City

Cactus venue for run 1208 was not all that muddy after all. Hares were H...

Cactus venue for run 1208 was not all that muddy after all. Hares were Hand Job, Nosy Parker for the wankers and Compost was improvised hare for the live run. As usual, small hash is beautiful and this one was also full of surprises. Despite the huge bag of flour standing next to the hares, no flour was used to set the trail. Simple: inspired by the song "there was a little bird, no bigger than a turd, standing on a telephone post...", Hand Job sent the wankers in a diection, telling them to count ten posts and come back! Truly ingenious and saving a lot of flour. Runners were Elvis, Thieving Bastard, Bob The builder, Caligula and Fidipides closely tracking Compost's red t-shirt! Back to the on-in, Costas had suddenly vanished, stayed maybe 5 minutes and changed his mind; but Ah Yeah was there, wearing a flashy orange rain coat and telling us about his "orange" experience in Holland. It seems like he gave Dutch hashers a nice time and long lasting preview of Rabat hash. Then the circle started by welcoming virgins just-Hanane and Just-Toufik respectively brought by Nosy Parker and Bob The Builder. Kid hashers present in the circle were Angel and Oliver Twist. Returnees were Ah Yeah, Thieving Bastard and Fidipides. Accusations: Compost turned Caligula in for speaking on the phone while running ... contested but point taken: we're not supposed to take technology in the woods, not hashers at least! Finally Pubic Relations had a down down for Frankie Jr, reporting that during the happy hour this week, he was "in charge" of surveilling the toilet entrance, making its access very difficult for users, mostly guys! Until an attractive female creature showed up and made him mumble in English ... Uhhhh! Welcome to the toilets!!Priceless. Another funny story happened with just Btissam, not sure about the number, she called Pubic Relations on the phone and introduced herself while he was sitting right next to her, go figure out ;). That's all folks, ON-ON Sex & The City.

Penned by Sex & The City • Run #1208 (Nov 29, 2008)

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Run #1207 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 22, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run 1207

Run 1207 Sorry, no hash letter for this one. This run is going to be a mystery! on on S & T C

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1207 (Nov 22, 2008)

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Run #1206 GOLF COURSE #1 Nov 15, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash 1206 @ Golf I

Hash 1206 @ Golf I Hares: DDT, Sex & The City and Pubic Relations It was supposed to be an urban run but it just had the taste of it. By this beautiful day of mid-November, the run was half urban and started in the woods. Runners and walkers had their share of exercise and really deserved their drinks! Pubic Relations explained the run/walk and the herd started, headed to the unknown. We went through dog attacks, cow hunting and zillions of yellow flowers. So when we reached the beer stop, thirst was definitely there. After a not so short break, we all met at the on-in for a funky circle, where our cars were circling us. It started by giving the thumbs up to the hares. UKs and the cutie kid "made in Boston" as her father Fridge likes to say had their honorary circle too. We welcomed back some valuable returnees like Karaoke Queen who was touring Valencia and Paris; Poupoule who decided to check if they had some interesting chicken species in the Red Sea, who knows! Bicycless, DDT, UKs, Just Julia, Sex On the Beach and Burp!. it is just great to have you all back ... Latecomers according to Pathfinders definition were Fridge, Bigdog and Sex on the beach. Time for accusations came and since the Oulmes event is not quiet digested; Purple Rain accused Frankenstein Jr. of never apologizing after quicking her in the belly during his sleep! It took a while before that happened and in the meantime, he was accordingly punished by wearing Just Julia's pamper on the head. Dumb but it worked :)! Karaoke Queen gave an on-on to Sex & The City for staying behind and making sure the Late running bastards were on the right trail. Our GM had also a good accusation for just Ibtissam and Burp for disguising a furtive disappearance in the woods as a pee-stop. Finally, Sex On the Beach had saved an unexpected accusation for the end and it went to High Tower, "j'accuse": you're a hash whiner! I don't recall exactly how fast we sang "sweet low" but by the end of it, loud house music was escaping from Pubic Relations' car and everybody started dancing because it was so darn cold! N.B: I would like to warmly thank Full options for the great job she does being our hash splash ... ON ON Hash scribe - Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1206 (Nov 15, 2008)

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Run #1205 Oulmes Nov 9, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash Letter– Run 1204-1205 - Oulmes

Hash Letter– Run 1204-1205 - Oulmes 8-9 Nov.2008 35 -2 + 4 -3 H-Spirit-ers packed their personal belongings and hit the road to a wonderful part of the world called “Oulmes”. It was a very welcome sunny week-end for RH3, after weeks of rainy and muddy Runs in town. The package offered was: 2 FAB Hashing days of healthy trekking up & down the gorgeous landscapes + delicious homemade food + gallons of spirits + music & dance + fun & laughing for free + (for some of us) a “metalic bath” in a scary swimming pool down in the natural Oulmes spring and for others hangover symptoms & aches + lot , lot of fresh air …. And all that was all taxes included ?!!! Virgins came to see and try to figure out why the hell a pack of several Half-minded meet every Saturday afternoon to run and drink beer and eventually understand how they sometimes manage to dis-organize a week-end: Just Hammadi brought by Just Houda, Just Ibtissam by Elvis, Just Mohamed from the US and Just Omar by Frankenstein Jr. ….did they finally find out what Hashing means??? Returnees were so glad to join and play all together again Amadeus a very old Rabat Hasher (not because of his age, though) Money Penny Frog Legs and his pregnant wife Thieving Bastard Just Herve from Tangier now known as COACH Just Xavier from Tangier too….named HEAVY LEGS! Down-Down for wearing fancy shoes during the Circle went to: Big Dog, Just Smith, Space Toon, Hot Wax, Hand Job, Full Options and Elvis. And many many thanks to Abdelaziz & his Family for the great job they did, organizing the trekking and all the fantastic meals & services. For some reason I feel like I’m missing something……The pictures posted by Blue Cockroach , Just Houda and I Did It….will speak for themselves!!! On On SewBona

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1205 (Nov 9, 2008)

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Run #1204 Oulmes Nov 8, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash Letter– Run 1204-1205 - Oulmes

Hash Letter– Run 1204-1205 - Oulmes 8-9 Nov.2008 35 -2 + 4 -3 H-Spirit-ers packed their personal belongings and hit the road to a wonderful part of the world called “Oulmes”. It was a very welcome sunny week-end for RH3, after weeks of rainy and muddy Runs in town. The package offered was: 2 FAB Hashing days of healthy trekking up & down the gorgeous landscapes + delicious homemade food + gallons of spirits + music & dance + fun & laughing for free + (for some of us) a “metalic bath” in a scary swimming pool down in the natural Oulmes spring and for others hangover symptoms & aches + lot , lot of fresh air …. And all that was all taxes included ?!!! Virgins came to see and try to figure out why the hell a pack of several Half-minded meet every Saturday afternoon to run and drink beer and eventually understand how they sometimes manage to dis-organize a week-end: Just Hammadi brought by Just Houda, Just Ibtissam by Elvis, Just Mohamed from the US and Just Omar by Frankenstein Jr. ….did they finally find out what Hashing means??? Returnees were so glad to join and play all together again Amadeus a very old Rabat Hasher (not because of his age, though) Money Penny Frog Legs and his pregnant wife Thieving Bastard Just Herve from Tangier now known as COACH Just Xavier from Tangier too….named HEAVY LEGS! Down-Down for wearing fancy shoes during the Circle went to: Big Dog, Just Smith, Space Toon, Hot Wax, Hand Job, Full Options and Elvis. And many many thanks to Abdelaziz & his Family for the great job they did, organizing the trekking and all the fantastic meals & services. For some reason I feel like I’m missing something……The pictures posted by Blue Cockroach , Just Houda and I Did It….will speak for themselves!!! On On SewBona

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1204 (Nov 8, 2008)

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Run #1203 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Nov 1, 2008 RH3 Scribe

It was dark cloudy day for a hash in the forest! Pr. Pepperoni, just Ghi...

It was dark cloudy day for a hash in the forest! Pr. Pepperoni, just Ghislane and just Sophia were up to the mission and since it's Halloween, they were wearing their costumes on. So actually, our hares were a taliban, a witch and a hunter! Quickly after the last brave hasher showed up, Pr.Pepperoni explained the flour marks and a big on-on was yelled. The run was filled with roundabouts and false trails but what a pleasure to run in the green scenery. When the runners made it to the beer stop, the wankers were already drinking and chatting, just like in the middle of a natural lounge. But the rest was quick with all these black clouds threatening to burst at any time. So a live run began and off we were again, some running, some jogging and others racing back to the cars. As we were starting the traditional circle, Elvis appeared like a model out of Armani's new collection, no hash outfit but stopped by just to enjoy the craziness! Returnees were Full Option, MPFree, Iron Maiden (because we like to see her drinking water!), Bougie who disappeared for years and Fridge. We had two male virgins that day: Just Smit and just Aïssa. New hash names: As they showed a great and renewed interest in the hash, Just Ghislane is now to be known as Moulin Orange and Just Sophia as Tsunami. Normally, Halloween is not really a Moroccan tradition. But the hash remains our link to the western world and Ah Yeah, always with the utmost generosity, brought a Moroccan Halloween gift for the frozen hashers: Harira. What's better than a hot soup after a cold run! on on Sex & The City

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1203 (Nov 1, 2008)

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Run #1202 SIDI CHAFI Oct 25, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Ah yeah and Brontoc were the designers of today’s run. The venue couldn’...

Ah yeah and Brontoc were the designers of today’s run. The venue couldn’t be greener and fresh, perfect for escaping the city. We gathered around the hares and to our deception, we had no clue about what was awaiting us. Since Elvis was still hurt from the last hash, he gladly volunteered to stay behind with the keys. Walkers and runners vanished into the woods. As to be expected from our local virus Brontoc, the FRBs had no chance of making it without the rest of the herd. On their side, walkers were enjoying Ah Yeah’s talent as a wild mushrooms collector. The run was long and the beer stop well deserved. Back to the on-in, Pubic Relations called for the circle and started by rating the trails. I don’t know if it’s just a nice coincidence, but lately, all runs end up having the same mark, which is fine as long as we have hares … and thumbs! Returnees were welcomed back: Blue Cockroach is back from Cali, Hot Rocks wrapped up his mission in Obama’s campaign and is awaiting the results, Hand Job and Take my hand were also back from travelling, or so is the official story ;)! We had no virgins today so we jumped to the accusations: Hot Rocks accused Iron Maiden of indecent exposure at the beer stop while Pr. Pepperoni gave Brontoc a down-down for making the herd cross the highway, for nothing but the fun of it! Event announced: hiking week-end in Oulmes on November 7-9, 2008. Special on-after offered by chef Ah Yeah: Bissara for everyone

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1202 (Oct 25, 2008)

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Run #1201 Happy Goat Oct 18, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run 1201

Run 1201 The venue was really special, just because for some reason, goats are everywhere. Setting the trail wasn't all that easy, especially when one of the main goals is to prevent our FRBs from taking off! The hares leading the runners -Brontoc and Sex & The City- followed the natural trails set by the local goats in order not to get lost. On the other side of the hill, Purple Rain and Sewbona were preparing a serious hike for the walkers. Many hashers showed up even if some of them went through the lost and found department! After a few quick instructions from the hares, the GM gave the green light and just like goats, the herd assaulted the numerous hills and spiny forest. Let's admit it, it was a cut-throat and long run. This time, it was an A-to-B and the final stop was most welcome. Our beloved Elvis managed to wrap the trail despite a twisted ankle. When the circle gathered, the hares formed a four corner star to drink it down after the run was rated "very good" in thumbs language. Returnees were: Fidepides, who is busy playing soccer; Little bit has a new car and of course, as a new hash car, it called for flour on the hood! Virgins of the day were just Sophie and just Salim; Brontoc's birthday was celebrated in the circle, in the purest hash tradition! and since there were no candles, a lite cigarette completed his floury crown. A few down downs went to just Sophie, just Sophia and just ghislane for holding a private party during the circle. Obviously, pubic relations's showers were not enough. Compost, Ah Yeah, Hot wax and Little Bit were accused of the same 'crime'. Since we were literally freezing our behinds, a quick sobriety test followed by swing low concluded our hash and everybody ran for their lives back to the civilization.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1201 (Oct 18, 2008)

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Run #1200 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Oct 11, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hahs trash for run 1200 @ Bled Dendoon

Hahs trash for run 1200 @ Bled Dendoon Hares were Space toon, Hot wax and Burp! Supposedely, the run was starting at 3pm. Runners and walkers were late but showed up. The run/walk were greatly set and lucky us, no rain yet even at the beer stop. Once at the on-in, the circle began, wet and joyful. 1200 years ago, the city of Fez was created and we celebrated the event thanks to Hot wax who insisted on marking the B-day by serving hot coffee and Moroccan cookies to all the starving hashers! Returnees were Timbo, Boris, Iron Maiden and Just Balash. Hash kids were all invited in the circle for a on-down because RH3 realized it has a guaranteed future in "You love me!, 911, Space Toon, ... and more hash kiddos for whom I will buy candies because I can’t remember their hash names, oops! Frankenstein Jr. was abnormally very quite, even when virgin Sofia was called in the circle. So quite that Hand Job felt compelled to welcome the newbie like he usually does; just to hear him say: "how vulgar these hashers!". Unbelievable ... Pr Pepperoni accused Iron Maiden, S&TC and Boris of shortcutting and without further notice, the rain forced us to swing low and get the hell out! on on S&TC

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1200 (Oct 11, 2008)

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Run #1199 GOLF COURSE #1 Oct 4, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1199 @ Gold I.

Hash trash for run 1199 @ Gold I. Wasn't that a wonderful day to hash and enjoy the outdoors? Golf I was just perfect, except for the flies that are reluctant to leave for the season. The joy to find each other after a ramad-break was in the air with a renewed high hash spirit. Wait ... there was also a lot to say about the French Nash hash and celebrating the visit of our GME bodyguard. Now that we have a quite clear picture of the wild herd in the middle of the forest, here goes hash 1200: welcoming the hares was instructive this time - MPFree and Sex on the Beach explained the signs used to set the trail. Shortly after, runners and wankers vanished at once. From round about to another and after many false trails, hariettes Chef de Cuisine and S&TC had the tremendous honor to be waited for by the whole pack - male hashers with t-shirts lifted up to their boobs. No need to say that the sign on the floor was clearly illustrated! About a mile further, the beer stop was waiting and it was the time chosen by our RA Pubic Relation to launch the new beer stop song: "Oh would -- you like -- a finger in your ear? Oh would -- you like -- a finger in your beer? Or would -- you like -- a finger in your rear? [Beer held over head, twirling] No sir, not fucking likely Not fucking likely Not fucking like-ly Hey! Drink, drink, drink, drink.... " After enjoying a cold one (wink wink Sewbona!), a live run began, led by FRBs Compost, Thieving bastard, Elvis and Burp. By the way, kudos to MiniKhan who ran the whole thing!! Fidipides, where are you, we miss you!! Back to the on-in, the circle gathered around the hares who were rated ON-ON with some 50 thumbs pointing up to the sky and above. Returnees were: GME Bodyguard, from Turkey ; Chef de cuisine from Scotland; Caligula from Shangai; Pubic Relations, Sewbona and S&TC from Paris; Frankeinstein from New York, Ah Yeah and Dolly Parton from Ramadan and Casimir from Morocco! Always in tunes, Bodyguard shared his famous "singing in the rain" and informed RH3 about a main hash event taking place in Antalya, Turkey which will be hosting a EuroHash in May 2009 (22-29). So RH3, get your euros ready! Virgins were quite numerous that day: Just Hind, just Zined, Just Fedwa, just Ghislane, just Cimo, just Rabiaa and just Khalil. As usual, Franky junior went nuts at the sight of newbies, except that his efforts were vain... Sewbona acted as the firewall! A hash name was (finally) given to Zined, daughter of Frankenstein Jr. Zineb will now be called "Do you love me?" Accusations: High Tower for sending mails in French to the group / brickhard for disrespecting the rule on private parties (too bad he left before hearing that) / Elvis for being an FRB while Compost was running late out of generosity for the Very Late running bastards; and finally, Pubic Relations, S&TC and Sewbona for missing Last Dancer's party last Saturday. . Please note: From now on, winter time for hashing is 14.30 for 15.00. And that's all folks, ON ON S&TC

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1199 (Oct 4, 2008)

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Run #1198 SCROOGE Farm Sep 27, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash #1198.

Hash trash #1198. It is two runs before the 1200th. A little improvised, but the hashers are very good self-organizer. Hares: Boris & Elvis. This 4th Ramahash was hosted by Last Dancer & Scrooge (many thank to them). It was also born under the sign of the Holy Night of 26 Ramadan. There was no crowd, but many nonetheless. The run was dynamically set up by Boris and run solely by Boris. An informal circle was formed gradually under the umbrella around the table and around Bob the Builder, who was disabled for the occasion: the left hand in a plaster cast. But that did not disabled him to do the Hashcash. Get well BTB! The time for Ftour has come, and this "small" circle went inside to break fast. As before, the harira was delicious. Everybody took two bowls. Now it's time for the circle. Nobody shouted "Circle Up", but Scrooge, by interim GM, gathered everyone ouside, under small drops of rain. Hares inside, the run was ranked "High", unanimously least a few votes. On on for a drink. There were no newbees, no returnees and no event to celebrate, but Bob's accident. So, a drink for Bob. This rapid circle ended with a not less rapid Swing Low. On on every body. The evening continued friendly around the table under the stars. Boris has proudly exhibited and commented his new Nokia Nxx all-options (except TV channels, but it is more an advantage than a handicap). Late comers: Bestiality, High Tower and Genghis Khan, of which we just saw the end of the mustache behind the door, before disappearing in less time it takes a mathematician to count up to zero. Ah yes, it was also Holy Night. Valorous hashers (shame on the others) went perform the religious duty at the mosque next door. Of course, Vital Statistics and Bob Job have also prayed for the all the hashers (long life to RabatHash!). High Tower brought up the issue of 25th/50th run. It was High tower's 26th run (and incidentally, MPFree's 27th run). No group photo because no hashflash :-(. I told you it was improvised. Next run: Saterday Oct. 4, Venue: Golf-1, apparently. (To be confirmed) Hare: Sex On The Beatch. (To be confirmed) On on MPFree, on behalf of BTB co-interim-GM

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Run #1197 Hand Job Residence Sep 20, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hares : Hand job, DDT and Mark at hand job house

Hares : Hand job, DDT and Mark at hand job house It was veryyyyyyy hotttttt day. grrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr walk was nice, family oriented, run was different, no flour but papers in different places in hay ryad to give the next location to go. you don't understand, well you should have come. baaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plenty of newbees : yasmine, nerjis, imane, selma, hassan, karim and asmaa' returnees : burp, boris, money penny and betty boobs. hashy birthday : scrooje maaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaa Mark was given a hash name "gimme your hand" (gimme = give me in american libanese accent). you don't know why he was called this way, well you should have come. brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrr Next week run GM sewbona, pubic, DDT and sex in the city will be hashing in paris, so temporary gm will be scrooje, the only reaction he did was saying "shit". come on scrooje you can do it. next run will be at scrooje at last dancer house. waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa On on just julia

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Run #1196 Sewbona's House (2) Sep 13, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run 1196 @ SewBona's Harhoura - Sat.13, 2008

Run 1196 @ SewBona's Harhoura - Sat.13, 2008 RamadHash is an exclusive Moroccan specialty in the Hashing world! or at least, I am not aware of anything like that in other countries. Anyways, it's special because everything revolves around the soup. So much that we didn't have any hares for this run. Improvising is something we sure do, so Pr. Pepperoni took off for a live hare at 6.05pm pulling with him Always, Bob the Builder, Viagra and Just Balach. On the walkers side, DDT, Bob Job, MPFree and S&TC went their own way, sauntering in the neighborhood. Pubic relations held a very quick indoor circle in the middle of SewBona's living room and declared the hash opened since we have no hare to introduce. Just make sure you come back for the food; and so it was: departure time was 6.05 pm, return time 6.35 pm and the breakfast rang at 6.43pm. Sweaty runners made it to the on-in table right on time and everybody shared a very appreciated food. Last dancer's soup was particularly delicious! The final circle was held right after on the terrace. The rating was a total blur as I'm unable to report the exact number of thumbs up. Then, it was brought to everybody's attention that RH3 has a real problem with hares escaping their weekly duties. So a special ON ON went to SewBona who sacrificed her stay in the States to come to our rescue, swimming, windsurfing and using boat people. Celebration: It was a very special hashy birthday on a very special date (11/09) for our dear Karaoke queen. A birthday humbly celebrated with water! Returnees were Koala bear and S&TC. Koala bear was apparently sleeping all this time and S&TC had no excuse. During the circle, and if it wasn't for Sergeant Pr. Pepperoni, Viagra was regularly collapsing after having so much harira. Then came the time for accusations: MPFree uncovered his talents as a poet and was modestly admitting that he was using google language tools to help! Still, the RH3 is full of nice surprises. Always was charged for being late (for what, I can't recall!) and Hand job was totally spotted for being too tired lately, no more physical exercise .. well, at least, not in public - said Pubic Relations. Speaking of which, Hand Job accused Bob Job of discreetly asking her boyfriend for his phone number, while Bob the builder was running, Hashhhhuma! We resumed that 1196th hash by swinging low and fast . It was now time for the on-after “Ramad-games”. ON ON S&TC Hash scribe, as often as possible!

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Run #1195 GYROS Residence Sep 6, 2008 RH3 Scribe

RamadHash 1195

RamadHash 1195 Gyros House Confusion, this what is all about. The first RamadHash 2008 started 1 hour before the Maghrib (Sunset not Morocco), few hashers were gathered in gyros garden waiting for the run to start, but even before the opening circle, runners already started a live run. Walkers started the hash with a circle, introducing the hares, Gyros, Canadair and Just Samia, Gyros explained that there is a trail for the runners, but since they did a live run, the trail will be used for the walkers. And that how it all started, runners somwhere in the nature, walkers going in all directions checking the trail, Gyros having a big devil smile and lot of talking between hashers. Few minutes before the Maghrib (sunset not Morrocco), all hashers circled up to close the run, and there, surprise, the number of hashers has doubled, many late comers ! The run was rated thumb up, and onon. Pubic welcomed back the returnees: Scrooj and Last dancer, back from their holydays in Netherlands. Pr. Peperoni, lost in nature. Just Carol, back from a trip in Scotland, England, Ireland, (all the lands.) Hand Job, back from a terrific 2 weeks holiday in the far east that lasts finnaly 3 weeks. Shawn, nothing new, he was just somwhere. Maghrib called for food, and all hashers went crazy for the big harira pool, and all the delicious dishes brought by everyone. After the great pleasure of eating, smoking, drinking and flirting, circle was completed to close the run. New returnees were there: Timbo, Ahyeah cousin coming from spain, or france or morocco or ... Maria Von Trapp. Then came the time to introduce our newbees, honnor to Greece. Frieds of gyrois, from greece were brought to the circle, while Hand Job was doing Frankenstein Jr. Part and asking the usual questions: (ARE YOU VIRGIN ???) New bees, were: Paulina Aphroditi Vangelis (1492 conquest of paradise) Viogenis Semeli

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Run #1194 OUED CHERRAT Aug 30, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Site:Loony Tunes

Site:Loony Tunes Hares: No Shadow,Magnum All the ingredients for a back-to-hash were there, hashers are back where they belong after their boring summer breaks, they just couldn't wait to be back. Everything seemed good and tasted good !! the run was within our running guts,of course Compost took off and could be seen nowhere till the beer stop;Iron Maiden tried to catch up with him through short cuts and manoeuvres but to no avail,Ghengis and Bob the Builder came bach equipped with their hash determination, you know it,Windy, looking his best shape,I Did It and K. Queen,as sexy as ever left behind all the male runners or rather these male runners doggedly galloped behind them.Anyway, the run was something not to have been missed!!! Too bad for those who were not there. The walk, well, apparently MP Free hijacked all the stromboli wankers and was misleading them God knows where?? if it were not for No Shadow who heroically saved them,God knows what MP was up to!! At the beer Stop, we had a surprise visit of Sugar Bit, looking just smashing, freshly manicured, pedicured, massaged, hair styled, dressed in a sexy black dress, white long-heeled sandals, yes it's true, she landed and in no time all male hashers gravitated around her,can anyone please tell me her story!!!!! Back to the circle, No Shadow and Magnum were voted to have done an excellent job; a beer contest was arranged: long fingers versus short fingers,Sugar Bit and Big Dog were the finalists, Suar Bit was disqualified ,lack of concentration, and of course Big Dog was the winner,Congratulati ons!!!! Returnees: Bob the Builder,Big Dog, Magnum, Purple Rain, Just Asmaa, Windy,Welcome back!!! Hash classified info: the culprit behind Frenkenstein Jn leaks about his stay in USA will not get away with this unpanished!! ! Pubic reassured us that our beloved Frenky is ok and having a hashy time in USA; After the swing low and hash photo, it was time for more beer, chat, swim, yes, time for the hash hang out!!! Next Ramadash: at Gyro's, check details ON ON Iron Maiden

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Run #1193 BARRAGE#2 or the SEVEN HILLS RUN Aug 23, 2008 RH3 Scribe

It was supposed to be a hash-weekend but the main ingredients were not g...

It was supposed to be a hash-weekend but the main ingredients were not gathered: hares, a good deal of hashers and trees for shade! So instead, it was a simple hash by the water. Hares were Sex & The City, Burp and HotRocks. For the first time in ages, it was a 100% hash with only beer, no water no soda (until the last minute)… and yeah, we Burped it out big time. Both trails (runners and wankers) were punctuated by a little journey by boat during which we had a beer stop and a swim stop. The runners’ trail started on one side of the river and resumed on the other side. It was hilly, rocky, full of goats everywhere (Beastiality, where were you!) and for those who still had some muscles left, they chose to cross back to the on-in swimming. Back to the cars, and just the time to put on dry clothes, socialize and warm up a little, the circle welcomed the hares who got a 100% thumbs up for a really appreciated run/walk. Then accusations stared flowing: - Hotrocks accused Compost of … staring! - Sex & The City spotted Burp and HotRocks calling each other by their real names; - Pubic Relations accused High Tower of cheating at the H-Olympics… how is it that a can, full of beer, can stay glued to his bold head without sliding! He must have used some honey … ha, not proved yet! Returnee was Senor Lost; Y donde estaba el senor perdido!? Newbies: we definitely should do something about escaping hashers … BrickHead and Family (David, Jonathan and Stella) hashed but were not in the circle. Hashing issues and problem solving: since the hares totally forgot about the soft drinks, they subcontracted the delicate mission to Koala Bear. The circle has been going on for a while when he finally showed up, all smiles out with sodas and water. RH3 hashers are always grateful but never forgetful: Koala Bear was dragged into the circle for a well deserved down-down and Karaoke Queen shared the burden. On-down to Burp for multitasking that day: hare, hash-flash, hash-cash, on-sec … you name it, he burps it!! Finally, “I did it” was called in the circle to make everybody guess the reason(s) behind her brand new hash name. Well, it was so hard to guess that the RA gave up and asked everybody to investigate about it when SewBona (author) will be around. Then we took a real messy group picture and off we were swinging low until we went dry on beer! ON ON Sex & The City

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Run #1192 OUED YKEM Aug 16, 2008 RH3 Scribe

For the second time this month, the venue was stinky Oued Ykem. Hares we...

For the second time this month, the venue was stinky Oued Ykem. Hares were Brickhead, Just Elsa and MPFree. Despite a good trail, runners and wankers couldn't help noticing a dead donkey on their left as well as a dead sheep on their right a little further. Actually this place should be called the "dead valley". Anyhow, when the last hasher showed up, Energizer bunny, we gathered around the hares for the usual empty explanations. No need to say that some hashers were extremely delighted to notice that our renowned FRBs were absent and just to name a few: Genghis Khan, Iron Maiden and Energizer Bunny were literally flying ahead of the herd. We also had some lost on trail hashers, probably thinking to much which is not recommended at the hash: S&TC, Burp, High Tower and Genghis Khan ended up running on a ghost trail while everybody else was enjoying a cold one at the beer stop. Back home, we held our private circle in the nearby wood and welcomed a newbie family: Stephane, Gretel, Yoran and Gillian, coming from Britain (Fr.) thanks to SugarBit. New hash name: the GM had one of her malicious smiles while naming just Elsa "I did it". Any questions: ask "I did It" Accusations: - Ah Yeah accused the hares for choosing this stinky venue while Rabat offers so many other nice sites! - Caligula gave an on-down to Energizer Bunny, saying that he really bares a well deserved hash name since he comes running to and from the hash, and still manages to be an FRB. Late comers were: Maria von trap, Big Dog and Kimbo. Goodies: since there were a few beers left, the GM decided to offer them to No Shadow, SOB, Caligula and Ah Yeah. The circle resumed after we swung LOWWWWW and took our group picture. Next run: Reservoir Lake (bring your bathing suit) On on Sex & The City

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Run #1191 GYROS Residence Aug 9, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash Trash for run 1191 @ Reservoir Lake

Hash Trash for run 1191 @ Reservoir Lake It was supposed to be a hash-weekend but the main ingredients were not gathered: hares, a good deal of hashers and trees for shade! So instead, it was a simple hash by the water. Hares were Sex & The City, Burp and HotRocks. For the first time in ages, it was a 100% hash with only beer, no water no soda (until the last minute)… and yeah, we Burped it out big time. Both trails (runners and wankers) were punctuated by a little journey by boat during which we had a beer stop and a swim stop. The runners’ trail started on one side of the river and resumed on the other side. It was hilly, rocky, full of goats everywhere (Beastiality, where were you!) and for those who still had some muscles left, they chose to cross back to the on-in swimming. Back to the cars, and just the time to put on dry clothes, socialize and warm up a little, the circle welcomed the hares who got a 100% thumbs up for a really appreciated run/walk. Then accusations stared flowing: - Hotrocks accused Compost of … staring! - Sex & The City spotted Burp and HotRocks calling each other by their real names; - Pubic Relations accused High Tower of cheating at the H-Olympics… how is it that a can,full of beer, can stay glued to his bold head without sliding! He must have used some honey … ha, not proved yet! Returnee was Senor Lost; Y donde estaba el senor perdido!? Newbies: we definitely should do something about escaping hashers … BrickHead and Family (David, Jonathan and Stella) hashed but were not in the circle. Hashing issues and problem solving: since the hares totally forgot about the soft drinks, they subcontracted the delicate mission to Koala Bear. The circle has been going on for a while when he finally showed up, all smiles out with sodas and water. RH3 hashers are always grateful but never forgetful: Koala Bear was dragged into the circle for a well deserved down-down and Karaoke Queen shared the burden. On-down to Burp for multitasking that day: hare, hash-flash, hash-cash, on-sec … you name it, he burps it!! Finally, “I did it” was called in the circle to make everybody guess the reason(s) behind her brand new hash name. Well, it was so hard to guess that the RA gave up and asked everybody to investigate about it when SewBona (author) will be around. Then we took a real messy group picture and off we were swinging low until we went dry on beer!

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Run #1190 OUED YKEM Aug 8, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for Run 1190

Hash trash for Run 1190 For the second time this month, the venue was stinky oued Ykem. Hares were Brickhead, Just Elsa and MPFree. Despite a good trail, runners and wankers couldn't help noticing a dead donkey on their left as well as a dead sheep on their right a little further. Actually this place should be called the "dead valley". Anyhow, when the last hasher showed up, Energizer bunny, we gathered around the hares for the usual empty explanations. No need to say that some hashers were extremely delighted to notice that our renowned FRBs were absent and just to name a few: Genghis Khan, Iron Maiden and Energizer Bunny were literally flying ahead of the herd. We also had some lost on trail hashers, probably thinking to much which is not recommanded at the hash: S&TC, Burp, High Tower and Ghengis Khan ended up running on a ghost trail while everybody else was enjoying a cold one at the beer stop. Back home, we held our private circle in the nearby wood and welcomed a newbie family: Stephane, Gretel, Yoran and Gillian, coming from Britain (Fr.) thanks to SugarBit. New hash name: the GM had one of her malicious smiles while naming just Elsa "I did it". Any questions: ask "I did It" Accusations: - Ah Yeah accused the hares for choosing this stinky venue while Rabat offers so many other nice sites! - Caligula gave an on-down to Energizer Bunny, saying that he really bares a well deserved hash name since he comes running to and from the hash, and still manages to be an FRB. Late comers were: Maria von trap, Big Dog and Kimbo. Goodies: since there were a few beers left, the GM decided to offer them to No Shadow, SOB, Caligula and Ah Yeah. The circle resumed after we swung LOWWWWW and took our group picture.

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Run #1189 OUED YKEM Aug 2, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Hash trash for run 1189

Hash trash for run 1189 After a well celebrated 8.8.08, still many hashers showed up at Gyros'for this 1189th run. Given the Holympics, every nationality represented in RH3 was supposed to bring their national flag. So Holland, Italy, Spain, Jordan, Italy, Canada, Greece and Morocco were represented. There were US citizens too but none of them wanted to be noticed. Hares were just Noohad - now to be called Canadair - Burp and Gyros. The run was just awesome and contained many many roundabout, all female checks. We had a nice and long beer stop followed by a surprise: Sangria stop, just to warm up the contestants participating in the Holympics. Returnees were all old hashers who didn't hashed in a looooong time: Blue cockroach, who got kidnapped by DeepSpace in San Francisco, Limp Noodle who was too busy organizing the waste management in Milano, Overdrive who's been hashing in Rabat exactly 20 years ago, Fred Flinstone who's now living in Velma and getting richer in Dubai, Energizer Bunny who was just feeling good not living his house and ... HotRocks who was not called in the circle but is a returnee too. That day, there were also many newbies: from Germany, Shirah. Fron France: Gwendal and Cecile; From the USA: Sean and from Morocco: Cimo, Jihane, Fatim-Zohra and Touria. Well plenty of new faces and enough to drive Frankenstein Jr crazy; Sewbona had to bit him in the B*d to stop him from watering the poor newbies. The Holympics started immediatly: First contest was the beerchery. The finalists were Beastiality, just-Cimo and Hiv+ and the winner was HIV+. Second competition was the empty can throw. That day was really not windy but still, throwing an empty can has never been so difficult. nevertheless, it was a just a pice of cake for Just- Cimo. Then came the hash beer can. Not an easy one, especially if you have hair. The uncontested winner was High Tower, with honors. Last but not least, Hotrocks, Caligula, Compost, Shirah and Limp Noodle lined up behind a bunch for the fastest down-down. Camera was ready and 140 eyes were glued on the contestants. Within a couple of seconds and before we even realized what happened, Caligula was holding an empty pot, game over. Since it was impossible to get 70 people in a decent picture, we jump right away to the conclusion and swang low as we could. Many thanks to Gyros for hosting the hash, organizing all the beer & sangria stops, cooking for 70 hungry hashers and being the DJ for the Holympics and on-after. on on Sex & The City Post-Scriptum - Holympics games in detail - Fastest down-down.details of the competition:all the competitors will have the same pot and amount of beer.all the competitors will be standing in front of the camera.after the countdown, competitors will have to finish their pot in the fastest way.after reviewing the camera, the judges will decide the winner. Empty can throw.details of the competition:Every competitor will have 2 empty cans.Every competitor will have to throw the 2 cans on the row.The judges will calculate the distance for each competitor .The judges will announce the winner. Head beer run.details of the competition:Every competitor will have an open and full beer can on his head.The run starts with the can over the head, hands behind the back.The competritor is desqualified if he touches the beer can with his hand.The winner will be the competitor who arrives first.Otherwise, if no competitor arrives to the finish, the closer will be the winner after 1 minute of run.this run will be under a stop watch 1min. Beerchery.details of the competition:The competition consists in throwing an empty beer can into a pyramid of full bottles.Every competitor will have 2 empty cans to throw on the row.Every competitor will have the right to use his can in any desired way (complete, crushed,etc...)the winner is the one who put down the highest number of bottles.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1189 (Aug 2, 2008)

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Run #1188 Poupoule's Residence Jul 26, 2008 RH3 Scribe

hash trash for run #1188 - August 2nd, 08

hash trash for run #1188 - August 2nd, 08 Today the venue was Oued Ykem. As many other venues, this one has been altered too, leading hashers to park their cars outisde of the forest. Still, the spirit was high and hashers adapt quickly. The run was set by SewBona, Burp and Hiv+. Walkers had it easy and runners managed to meet the wankers at all planned stops (oued Ykem's dive and beer stop), without one single roundabout! Great job hares, you just earned 20something thumbs up. This time there were so many returnees that the circle consisted mainly in torturing them in order to explain "what's better than RH3". Returnees were MaryJane baby; Sex Drive; Sex & the City, Sex on The beach, Poupoule's best half and her best friend, Imane and Asmae. Apparently, everybody was traveling around the world except for SOB who was traveling locally between Kenitra and the car junk, looking for some "peace" :). So just like the hares, he had to drink his down-down without flexing the elbow, and just like them, had to drink through his eyes, nose, torso and utlimately his mouth. Public Relations announced the special event of August 8.8.08 at 8.08pm sharp. Be ready to cross town in a dark outfit. This walk will take us from the Bario to the Palatino. After the now traditional family picture, a speedy version of swing low was performed and everybody was already running to their cars, direction: Pubic's swimming pool!! ON ON Sex & The City.

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Run #1187 CIMENTERIE SENTISIS Jul 19, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run 1187 - 19.07.08

Run 1187 - 19.07.08 Hares: HighTower – Brick Head - SugarBit Sea, Sugarbit & Sun. 3 magic words for a long long day starting from 3.30 pm at Cimenterie Sentissi (an uglyname for a hash venue indeed) and finishing around 2 am at Sugarbit place. Unusual number of hashers and newbees showed for this mid July hash. MP Free, a true hasher really, who replaced for minutes BobTheBuilder, knows now that being Hash Cash may be risky. He lost 60 DH. On On MP Free and Allah yakhlef. Hares were HighTower, BrickHead and SugarBit. HighTower explained in a very special English (was it really English?) that it was long, hard and hot (the trail). And it was. Obviously not for everyone: FRBs Elvis and Popoule were running far ahead from all others avoiding roundabouts and tricks set by the hares, especially BrickHead who was enjoying misleading lost hashers at roundabouts. By the way, since he married, Popoule, gained 4 kilos and run faster. How can it be? Beer stop was at Sewbona place with the big advantage of having a garden conduit which all dehydrated hashers used to sprinkle their heads and bodies with water. Time for swimming as we all headed to the beach. Swimmers were looking at those thirty fellows invading that quite beach of Guyville led by a strange guy everybody seemed to fear: FrankensteinJunior. Viagra swum with her clothes and PurpleRain borrowed short pants of FrankensteinJunior. We had a D.O.T. (dead on the trail): Beastiality who sprained his ankle during the run. It seems he will stand next Saturday thanks to Viagra (the harriet not the pills). Poor newbees, they were introduced by FrankensteinJunior in French, that’s why HighTower was complaining that he was making big efforts to speak English and that FrakensteinJunior should do the same. Well HighTower you do try to speak English but big efforts are obviously not enough. Anyway, this newbees introduction was of course a mess: Rama from Jordan, a cousin of PubicRelations, Asmaa, a nuclear scientist (With Burp, we had chemical weapons of mass destruction, we may have nuclear ones now) who came with Just Nouhad, Maria, the 63rd newbee-girl to come with Windy (or is it the 64th? Hash Stats may help), Anass who came with Popoule and Just Mounim and Sean, a friend of KaraokéQueen. Welcome backs were Windy (we know why now), Fedipedis, Elvis and Just Elsa (she had a good excuse as she was in another kind of hash, in Chefchaouen) . Accusation was for Just Nouhad whose new shoes were duly and religiously blessed with beer. Hashy birthday was for SugarBit: 23 years (et des poussières). Everybody was invited to celebrate it in the evening at SugarBit place in Oudayas. Next run : Hares are Sewbona and Burp. Check your mailbox for the venue. Beastiality

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Run #1186 Ain Halouf Jul 12, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run 1186 – Ain Hallouf 12.07.08

Run 1186 – Ain Hallouf 12.07.08 Hare’s were Frankenstein jr, his lovely daughter 911 This run was given a thumbs up and it was short sweet and children friendly. Both took their pots like the pro’s they are Well done . But hang on a minute Frankenstein jr DRINKING WATER what’s happening in the world Hightower needs a note pad to remember the hash song !!!! And he sort of sung it, keep trying hightower you’ll get there in the end Virgin hashers Bolash is a real virgin from Hungary an architect to trade whose here designing palaces he’s been here a month already and he thinks Moroccans speak softly. Chance from USA, NewYork to be exact, is here studying Arabic. He came with HIV positive. Hope you guys enjoyed coming together … to the hash that is. He too is also apparently learning to speak Arabic He’s from Carolina hash and loves unclean women, you won’t find any of those here hiv. And what a body!!has he ? Has a big problem with his eyes though, when there are so many pairs of boobs around and he cannot see them. Where is booby trap ?? Caligula smokes his cigar and Frankenstein jr. sucks his. Octopussy is complaining the drinks are too small we’ll show her later. A drinking race between Caligula and HIV Who wins ? do we need to ask? Octopussy still complaining so another drinking race 1 Caligula 2 Octopussy 3 HIV Welcome back Poule poule been making babies we shall see in 9 months New shoes Sorry Sir I didn’t catch your name but you know and we know you had wet shoes thanks to Frankenstein Jr New name Faris is octopussy’s son and only visits once a year, Faris in Arabic means knight, so his new hash name is Desert Knight. He was also wearing his t’shirt with a photo of himself and his dad, ahh, who is Comer Simpson who wasn’t around to celebrate. Faris was christened with flour and beer, only a wee drop though Well done Desert knight and come back soon. Desert knight, Oliver Twist, Crooked Willie, Café au lait and Humpty Dumpty all drink to celebrate the new name Well done guys Long distance on downs were awarded to Caligula, chef de cuisine, Ah Yeah, Frankenstein Jr,Compost and(Elvis who was absent, so he has one waiting for him) . these were sent by our very own Comer Simpson Accusations FRjr was saving the flour designated to the hash run, maybe he was planning to make some cakes or something else with it, so took his pot . Hiv and something to do with condoms or reusable plastic bags and of course Frankenstein jr was in there somewhere again. Caligula was doing something behind a tree!!! Something along the lines of “ I was saving the forest” Yeah Chef de cuisine and Oliver twist took a pot thanks to compost for running the hash Thanks Compost, its easy for you !! Farewell to Octopussy and Desert Knight AND THAT WAS A BEER !! the way we used to drink them in the old days . What a lady ! When she then raced with Caligula I don’t know who won but it was close (I think OP took the 1st place though) HIV accused the GM He called not too early in the morning and she told him to get a cab to the hash. Sorry HIV, nobody accuses the GM she’s even right when she’s wrong And you struggled with that pot didn’t you !!!! Next week its at Temara plage GM said wear your bathing suit so that should be an interesting hash to run OnOn Chef de Cuisine

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1186 (Jul 12, 2008)

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Run #1185 HARHOURA Forest II Jul 5, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Run: 1185

Run: 1185 Hares: Bestiality,Burp, Viagra? Site: Harhoura Rate: up finger Around 4:00 5:00pm senior and junior hashers started drifting to Harhoura forest in the heat of the afternoon, but does the sun and heat matter in anticipation of the hash pleasant surprises and fun?? After the kisses, jokes, Ah Yeah version and update of world news in his Harlem English, the yelling and cursing of an over excited Frankenstein, we, runners set off towards the unknown led by the core hare,Bestiality, as to the junior and senior wankers they were left in the hands of Burp. Yes, Bestiality was omni-haring, mono-haring, single -leading,he was checking for the on ons, yelling at those who just wait for others to find the right trail, following the strayed sprinters who had their own trail(Elvis) , yes, Bestiality did it all, as we neared the beer stop, he was desperately looking for his co hare, Viagra,who was supposed to take care of beer stop ,but no sign of her,and where was she?? at her apartment entertaining a group of harrietts with cool refreshments and music in her apartment near site, then she simply drove to join us at the beach! no comments and well done Beastiality! !!! Well, at an improvised beer stop at Harhoura beach, just what we wanted: col breeze, cool drinks, even apples, but the best part was the SWIM!!! wet and dripping, runners took off again for a top secret destination and landed on site for another dose of fun and fun we had. Circle: had a special flavor,it was macho, male oriented, why?? we were served lollipops(suckers or messassats), there were beer contests, and more beer contests, hash machos splashing beer on us, then we were invaded by Red Square and his Russian stromboli pals who set the circle on fire and caused more beer splashing, the GM's eyes were all the time on the enormous water melon in the middle of the circle with a knife stuck in the middle!!! That Saturday, the circle was honoured by junior hashers: we welcomed pretty Rita, Kazimir's daughter,Oliver Twist,Caligula' s wonderful son, was congratulated for finishing the whole run,hashers, you should follow his example!!! Accusations: Ghengis accused of buying a new car and the punishment was levelled on the spot by enthusiastic Bestiality and High Tower who changed the car color from black to white, of course with flour!! Bessahah !!! Ah Yeah accused Full Option of wearing no bra an a sexy top, is this an accusation or a pass?? Well, this is what my memory card stored from last hash, anyway words cannot translate and relate the vivid experience, you must live it and not miss it cause each hash has its magic!! so join us next Saturday!!!! ON ON Iron Maiden

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Run #1184 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Jun 28, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Site: Almost, Kamal Trophy

Site: Almost, Kamal Trophy Rate: Fu..........screaming good Under an unusual scorching sun,it was a sweaty, sticky, breathless run,which is of course always welcomed by the Hash weird runners,but our smart co-racer,Boris, injected a good dose of fun and treasure hunt at the beer stop!!! and the winner, the lucky guy was Bob the Builder,who found the treasure,Congratulations!! Reliable sources from the wankers also confirmed that the walk was also "deliciously sticky and enjoyable",their own words. The circle was conducted by Pubic and Caligula,it was quite rowdy, break-loose,pubicly oriented,you can guess why!! what added to the excitement and the fun is the visit of some fellow American, maybe French, maybe Egyptian Hashers, never mind,just hashers. New Bees:- Just Steeve and Anna from NewYork who were surprised to find stromboli Harriettes like me(that's modest!) at the Hash instead of women in black tchadors on donkeys and camels!!! sorry for upsetting your expectations!! Just Elsa, the story is that Karaoke Queen made her come !! Just Carole, there was another true story about Ah Yeah who made the Hash news again cause his archaic 1900 4X4 car broke down just before they got to site, the poor stromboli new bees took their fate in their hands and joined the hashers on foot, shame on you Hash traslator,Ah Yeah!! Just sexy Karima, Full Option made her come; Hash ladies and gentlemen: you should see the male hashers when both Full Option and Karima were brought to the circle against a backdrop of sex melody!!!they(the males) went uncontrollably wild,giving vent to their most hidden devious fantasies over Full Option and her sex bomb cousin, Karima!! No worries, this is the Hash, letting off all kinds of steam and pressure!!! Hashy birthday: to Pubic, and to Frenkenstein Junior,who by accusing Pubic for forgetting his(Frenkenstein's) birthday, managed to get the attention away from Pubic, well done and Hapy birthday to you two!!! Accusations: -Ah Yeah broke the records of accusations here, by now, he should be sentenced to the death penalty!! he was accused and proven guilty for wearing a fishing net, of offering a ride in a junk car that broke down in the middle of nowhere, and more dangerously of abandonning the female new bees! Hshouuuuuuuuma!!! - Ah Yeah in turn accused Genghis of having white hair all over his body!! no comments here. - Pepe accused or rather thanked Boris for setting the Hash by himself cause Pepe injured his already injured leg,take it easy Pepe!! To end on a positive note, Boris rewarded the Caligula who was "the front running bastard of this Hash"Good for you Caligula!! it looks like these days Caligula seems to move to the front line shyly but confidently. After the swing low and the hash family photo, we devoured the fresh heavenly sweet melons,empied the cooler of the last can of beer,then reluctantly headed in different dirrections,looking forward to next Saturday's Hash. ON ON Iron Maiden

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1184 (Jun 28, 2008)

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Run #1183 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Jun 21, 2008 RH3 Scribe

It was a very hot day with lots of kids running around. We were promesse...

It was a very hot day with lots of kids running around. We were promessed a long walk and run with lots of round abouts from the hares, it was the case and it was fun. I don’t know about the runners trail but the walkers (me included) took a very longer time than expected. By pure hard luck they took all the false trails set by the hare and had to go back to the round about each time, they would walk in circles and get back to where they were, other than getting lost and not finding the spot of flower for no reason at all, or maybe it was the sun. Anyways to give a reasonable description of the walkers trail I would say it was a trail set by Rambo himself, I would hate to describe it as a mouse maze cause that will make mice smarter than the walkers that day, then again maybe it was the sun effect. Ah yeah had to search for us in the beer stop, half of the walkers went back with him and the other half continued getting lost in the forest untill they finally made it to the camp where they were wowwwwed (fingers down) by others for being late, and Ah yeah was in his car again looking for survivers. Returnees: Octopussy and Comer simpson for a short visit from Washington, just Naowfal from Tangierand Fridge’s wife. Newbee : just *** (we have to get his name for the record cause he adored being lost with only female hashers during the second half of the walk). Mpfree tried to accuse Frankestein Jr. but got himself a bath of beer instead, well he will know better in the future not to play with Frankestein even if he is a junior. Of course when Octopussy is around, beer competitions tend to take place. We don’t know who won and that is not as important as seeing hashers getting drunk with hot beer this fast. Next week’s run Boris & Pr.Pepperoni - Skhirat 2 (Kamal trophy). On on Don’t do that !!!

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Run #1182 GOLF COURSE #1 Jun 14, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Yes, this Saturday's hash was SOMETHING!!!!,fun, festive, joyful,and min...

Yes, this Saturday's hash was SOMETHING!!!!,fun, festive, joyful,and mind you, the same partying and festive frame of mind extended into the night till about 2:00 AM. On behalf of this Saturday's hashers, I take the liberty to thank the hosts,Bob the Builder and hissweet wife for hosting the rowdy, fun-oriented hashers. Both runners and wankers were pleasantly surprised by the way this hash was set; Sugar Bit gave vent to her ingenuity and creativity; she came up with this funny signs and games stuck on trees,her goal was to keep runners and walkers together,and she DID; only believing that she's in Switzland or Wonderland,she stuck a bag full of paper hats on a tree a part of the fun only to her shock and dismay, they disappeared shortly after .Never mind Sugar Bit,the run was sweet enough without them(paper hats). After the beer stop, the walkers and tired runners were sweetly led back by Sugar Bit while the group of hard core runners were led by Master Compost on a self inflcting torture-run!!! these guys,runners seem to thrive on pain, sore muscles,and injured legs,that's their conception of pleasure!! Back to the circle, signs of celebration and festivity were hovering in the air,Full Option was busy like a bee providing food and drinks,Sugar Bit also pampered us, she brought delicacies ;hashers could not believe their eyes!!! While the circle was in progress,Hash CNN announced that the mismanagement held an emergency meeting,yes,it's true! the remanagement team used Oh Yeah's antique car as their emergency desk,and sucking unlit cigars could be seen counting votes,deliberating and signing conventions!! poor Pubic Relations was shuttling between the meeting and the circle with his newly planted artificial boobs,that was a sight!! this is Hash spirit,working hard to save this very Hash spirit!! ON ON. New Bees: Nouhad ( Bestiality made her come,no wonder ,it's the mating season!!) Nathalie § Brahim(Fridge made Nathalie come) Welcome back:Fucking Papagay Hashy Birthday:to Full Option and Caligula Accusations: -Sugar Bit accused for using her sweetness to drag Iron Maiden and Fridge to set the hash,yes, it's double true!! - Borris accused of of being responsible for causing the Russian soccer team to lose to Turkey. - DDT and Julia accused of having no excuse for not coming to the Hash. After the various hashy fun rituals,hashers were treated to a mouth watering birthday cake brought by Full Option in celebration of her birthday she insisted on sharing with us,HAPPY BIRTHDAY Full Option and Caligula!!!!,a celebeation and party that were doubled into the night. Don't you agree that this Saturday Hash was really something? ON ON Iron Maiden

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Run #1181 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) Jun 8, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Moulay Bousselham CampOut

Moulay Bousselham CampOut 6-8 June 2008 One year exacltly since the last camp, many souvenirs to catch and others to be created. Over fifty hashers responded to the invitation, some started on friday and the rest came on saturday morning. The week end started on friday afternoon, when hashers started to arrive to the camping and started building their tents, specially Hand Job who needed a lot of engeneering work and consulting to build her famous Roman tent. Boris and family was already there, having a nice BBQ on the backyard of his BoumGalove, anf hashers from tangiers were already in the water. By the afternoon all hashers were on the beach, beer, sun and water sports... until sunset. Once back to the camp, more hashers arrived and the evening started with the usual shower before getting into a seated circle in the center of the tents, to have some good time. Once again, beer, jokes and food until the early morning. Saturday is hashing day, the rest of the hashers arrived just before the start of the run, Compost, theiving bastard and boris prepared something special, starting by a 8KM run to arrive to the beer stop, while the walkers were already enjoying ther beach beer stop. After the BS, runners took a live run up to the sandy hill, the walkers followed a shorter trail to come and gather and the beer stop, once again. in the way back, 5 boats were waiting for us to take us on a tour in the Laguna, nice seaneries, water fight, big holywood stunts (we had the 5 boats sail in a very narrow formation). Back in tha camp, circle was ready with real tired hashers. The run was rated excellent, and the ceremony started by welcoming the new mismanagement to keep the tradition. Then we welcomed back some returnees like, TopGun, Multiple Organism, Maradona, lise Taylor and Brutus. We had a naming ceremony for Borisette who is formally now Blue Angel, a very special drug to her parents. We also introduced a newbee, Just Faris Abraham, one month old baby of DollyParton and AhYeah. He was rebaptised according to the hash tradition. A speacial onDOwn went to tangier hash and specially Offraod who recovered his health after his accident. The circle ended by he usual swing low, then the evening started. At this point things went very fast, some organisers went to bring the dinner from the village, others started their own BBq, Others just had their dinner, some went to sleep. Total Anarchy, until midnight. then a huge seated circle appeared in the middle of the camp. Music selection by AhYeah made everybody move and shake, of course some dd not have enough strenght to stand, so they moved on the chairs. Dinner was cool, salads, LoubYa, HurGma and HarIra, the the famous grilled sardines. Not to mention the great job done by Just Mehdi from Tangier Hash, who brought a surprise around 1:30, a huge selcetion of seafood, crabs and StJaques, the perfect aphrodisiac for the couples, and a big problem for singles. The night was very short, the last person to slleep went to bed after sunrise. By the same time the second hashing day started with a nice breakfast in the lobb of the camping, the usual... some hashers had to leave, and the rest went for the hare of the dog, a walk to the laguna, the a boat trip and sun tan session. Hashers went back to the camp and close the hare of the dog and a nice weekend. Thanks to all. Onon Pubic relations

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Run #1180 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) Jun 7, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Moulay Bousselham CampOut

Moulay Bousselham CampOut 6-8 June 2008 One year exacltly since the last camp, many souvenirs to catch and others to be created. Over fifty hashers responded to the invitation, some started on friday and the rest came on saturday morning. The week end started on friday afternoon, when hashers started to arrive to the camping and started building their tents, specially Hand Job who needed a lot of engeneering work and consulting to build her famous Roman tent. Boris and family was already there, having a nice BBQ on the backyard of his BoumGalove, anf hashers from tangiers were already in the water. By the afternoon all hashers were on the beach, beer, sun and water sports... until sunset. Once back to the camp, more hashers arrived and the evening started with the usual shower before getting into a seated circle in the center of the tents, to have some good time. Once again, beer, jokes and food until the early morning. Saturday is hashing day, the rest of the hashers arrived just before the start of the run, Compost, theiving bastard and boris prepared something special, starting by a 8KM run to arrive to the beer stop, while the walkers were already enjoying ther beach beer stop. After the BS, runners took a live run up to the sandy hill, the walkers followed a shorter trail to come and gather and the beer stop, once again. in the way back, 5 boats were waiting for us to take us on a tour in the Laguna, nice seaneries, water fight, big holywood stunts (we had the 5 boats sail in a very narrow formation). Back in tha camp, circle was ready with real tired hashers. The run was rated excellent, and the ceremony started by welcoming the new mismanagement to keep the tradition. Then we welcomed back some returnees like, TopGun, Multiple Organism, Maradona, lise Taylor and Brutus. We had a naming ceremony for Borisette who is formally now Blue Angel, a very special drug to her parents. We also introduced a newbee, Just Faris Abraham, one month old baby of DollyParton and AhYeah. He was rebaptised according to the hash tradition. A speacial onDOwn went to tangier hash and specially Offraod who recovered his health after his accident. The circle ended by he usual swing low, then the evening started. At this point things went very fast, some organisers went to bring the dinner from the village, others started their own BBq, Others just had their dinner, some went to sleep. Total Anarchy, until midnight. then a huge seated circle appeared in the middle of the camp. Music selection by AhYeah made everybody move and shake, of course some dd not have enough strenght to stand, so they moved on the chairs. Dinner was cool, salads, LoubYa, HurGma and HarIra, the the famous grilled sardines. Not to mention the great job done by Just Mehdi from Tangier Hash, who brought a surprise around 1:30, a huge selcetion of seafood, crabs and StJaques, the perfect aphrodisiac for the couples, and a big problem for singles. The night was very short, the last person to slleep went to bed after sunrise. By the same time the second hashing day started with a nice breakfast in the lobb of the camping, the usual... some hashers had to leave, and the rest went for the hare of the dog, a walk to the laguna, the a boat trip and sun tan session. Hashers went back to the camp and close the hare of the dog and a nice weekend. Thanks to all. Onon Pubic relations

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1180 (Jun 7, 2008)

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Run #1179 CACTUS May 31, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Kool nice day.

Kool nice day. This saturday the Hash started earlier the morning, during a wonderful breakfast at AhYeah, in the occasion of the birth of Faris Abraham, the cute blond baby of Dolly Parton. Kouzo was only "Msekhar". Nice to see all these hashers at this breakfast, specially that the announce was made late on the site. Pubic, Burp and SewBona, the hares of the day left the party early to set the run, we found them ready when hash started gathering aroud 15:30. Many hashers, great weather and the hope of a good run. After auto-introducing the hares, a group of walkers headed the beer stiop leaded by Burp, and a second group of runners followed Pubic into the forest of Cactus. After a while, both walkers and runners gathered at the beer stop, before the second part of the hash. At this time, both the hares were with the runners, burp was folowwing the runners trail and closing the pack, while Pubic was watching from the top of the hill, all the runners who had a View Stop then a water source stop. After running into the valley along a water canal, crawling between the trees to find the trail and climbing a hill, hashers went back to the circle. Back into the circle, no rate for the run, but voted a godd run. Hares received their down-downs. Ra, introduced the returnees, hashers we haven't seen for a while. We anounced the next week Moulay Bousselham Event, the deadline has been set for the today the 4th of June at the AMC for the reservastion and payments. After the swing low, many of the hashers stayed to finish AhYeah's breakfast take away. After a while, a circle was formed around Frankenstein Jr. who created the first episode of his best seller movie, by giving the main roles to the hashers. The full story and the scenario will be posted in the next hash letters. Waiting to see all of us during the Hash CampOut at Mly Bousselham. onon Pubic.

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Run #1178 RESEVOIR / LAKE May 24, 2008 RH3 Scribe

The hash today was set by Bob Job, Bob The Builder and Casimir at Reserv...

The hash today was set by Bob Job, Bob The Builder and Casimir at Reservoir Lake. A venue where creativity is the only option and our hares didn’t miss it: while the runners were literally riding the hills and moving in loops, the wankers were disciplined enough to walk along the lake until the water. At that precise spot, runners appeared on the right and three boats starting approaching in our direction. Slowly, quietly and without a word (Yeah, right!), almost 30 wild hashers were onboard and already throwing water at each other in some improvised navigation competition. If you ask me, maybe only 3 of us know how to swim!!! Once on the other side, the beer stop was waiting for us – well, more of a Pirate stop if you ask me!! - Then the herd kept on following their respective trails until a new harbor where our boats were waiting. Too cold to swim, even for the brave ones! Back on solid ground, the GM and RA called the hares in the circle to rate the run/walk. No need to say that it was judged excellent by all and given a “Magnum Opus ”. And without much more formalities, the RA Pubic Relations called the few members leaving the Mismanagement team to thank them for their hard work and dedication in carrying out their duties: Hash Trash: Iron Maiden – Hash Ca$h: Skippy – Hash event: Mimosa – Hash Flash: Beastiality – Hare Raiser: Genghis Khan and JM: Hot Rocks. Then new members of the MM team have been introduced or re-introduced, not necessarily in the same order: GM: Sewbona - Religious Advisor: Pubic Relations - Hare Raiser: Frankenstein Jr – Hash Stat/Webmaster: Boris – Hash Trash: Sex & The City – On-Sec/Hash Flash: Burp! – Hash Ca$h: Bob the Builder. The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so … The only problem we could possibly have is RUNNING, right!? Then please check this out: Dear Hare Doktor I have had trouble sleeping at night. It seems I keep dreaming that I am running along and find a check. I start out looking for true trail only to run into a BT. After a few of these, I wake up in a cold sweat. How do I get rid of these nightmares. Zombie Dear Zombie You suffer from one of three classic hash symptoms. First, you may be a lazy bastard who hasn't hared in a couple years and you need to get put on the hareline. This should help absolve you from all the guilt that is manifesting itself in your dreams. Second, you may be a front running bastard who is always working the checks. Lighten up, hang with the pack. You don't always have to be in front. Let the others take some of the punishment. Last, you may be one of those people who simply couldn't find true trail if it was pointed to you. For you, there is no hope. In your next dream, shortcut. Hare Doktor Originally published in Hashlist on 2 AUG 1996 "Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor." Stray Dog on on S&TC

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1178 (May 24, 2008)

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Run #1177 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 May 17, 2008 RH3 Scribe

"The F-Ranch venue welcomed a small group of hashers for run 1177. Alrea...

"The F-Ranch venue welcomed a small group of hashers for run 1177. Already there for a while, warmed up and all smiles out, our hares were No Shadow and Magnum. Since there have been complaints from an unknown number of hashers that the runs are way too long, our hares tried their best to accommodate everyone. Short run before the beer stop and a serious session of leg stretching afterwards! Nice trail indeed and no dead hasher on the road was reported. The run was rated with a weird mark 500-2004. We welcomed back Frankenstein junior and Full options who confirmed being in Asia but not in Birmania! I would not exaggerate by saying that everybody was pleased to welcome some nice visiting hariettes, both Japanese: Juicy Sushi from Spain and Catch of the Day from Germany . Catch of the day explained very eloquently how she got her catchy hash name: while all hashers were running on one of Hong Kong beaches, she got busy catching a fish, bare hands! Then, the down down song came from our same visitors in Japanese. Down Down = iki iki iki iki .... Frankenstein Jr was simply uncontrollable, mixing Japanese and English words and holding his unlit cigar in the air. Kuzo was then invited in the circle for a last goodbye to Lea, his great dog that everybody loved. Finally and just because the RA was running out of topics, we congratulated three hashers who decided to quit smoking: Bob The builder, Pubic Relations and Sex & The City. Well, may it last ... On On Sex & The City."

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1177 (May 17, 2008)

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Run #1176 HARHOURA Forest II May 10, 2008 RH3 Scribe

"Today’s hares – Hand Job, Compost and Burp chose Harhoura forest for ou...

"Today’s hares – Hand Job, Compost and Burp chose Harhoura forest for our weekly run. Very shortly after 4.15pm, runners took off, religiously following Compost and trying to read his body language. All we knew is that there are two beer stops. Translation: this is a no joke run! Indeed, after we lost Poupoule on the trail followed by Skippy, Windy and Sex & The City, we overheard the run was actually 13km; at this point, I’m sure everybody thought to themselves: “lucky wankers!”. No matter how, we all made it to the circle. The run was rated 759846 by the GM and the hares were cheerfully invited to drink their beer. We welcomed back Brontok who is now a French active hasher. So active that he invited RH3 for the Saint Cloud’s 700th run in Paris. A little bird told me that the theme will be “007” so, departing hashers, be elegant and have your € ready: 120 per person for the full package and 90 per person without hotel… of course, the ticket is not included. Talking about numbers, today was really rich. Sugarbit came with 9 girls (initially 11 but two stayed at home) visiting from France. For some reason and with no prior arrangement at all, Last Dancer and Scrooge brought 5 young Dutch and that was plenty to give RA Pubic Relations evil’s ideas. Right away, a beer competition was organized between the blue team (France) and the orange team (Dutch). Were we surprised that not only the winner was a girl but also from the blue team … of course not, quelle idée! Sewbona received NO T-shirt for her 100th run … but will very shortly! In the meantime, she got a symbolic gift stamped all over with the RH3 logo. We also shared Dolly Parton & Ah Yeah’s joy for the birth of his new baby boy . Although she was not here, Full option aka Narjis was accused of violently hitting Birmania, causing terrible human and material damage. Luckily enough though, and thanks to Microsoft spellchecker, she was totally discharged because that Tornado’s name was Nargis with a G." ON ON Sex & The City

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Run #1175 MONEY FACTORY May 3, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Money factory was our site today. Many hashers showed up, all smiles out...

Money factory was our site today. Many hashers showed up, all smiles out for some. Newbies, young and old hashers mingled in the middle of this wood to start a new run/walk. The hares today were Karaoke Queen, No signal and Ah Yeah. They were invited to explain the run and 30 seconds later, everybody was already taking off. At what was supposed to be the beer stop, even the slower walker reached the herd of sweaty runners and … no beer! In fact, Lya (Ah yeah’s dog) was a hurt and could not walk anymore. Our beer stop turned into a 911 stop but that’s okay. After an excellent trail, we were back and gathered in a huge circle. Once again, Pubic Relations entertained us with his wittiness and art of conducting a wild herd of hashers. Calling the hares in was a show in itself where Karaoke Queen was definitely the star. Indeed, that day and just by herself, she made 3 newbies come. Then it was the turn of Poupoule who brought with him 3 new potential hashers, including his wife. This time Sugar Bit was left behind with just one newbie, Romain. On a sad note, we shared our sympathies with Last dancer and Scrooge for his father’s loss. Then, dr Sexopath shared with us a very interesting cultural experience that she had with her husband and GME Missed Erection (sorry folks, nothing sexual!!). Nguer is an Arabic word for “bitching” and her visiting husband could stop complaining about just everything. So as he kept on bitching, she replied back: ‘all you do is nguer, nguer, nguer!’ and this is when he gets mad and says: “what, you’re calling me a nigger?” – that was hilarious and a wink at our multicultural RH3. Then it was time for down downs. Our hash splash was splashed with a down down for always being seated when serving beer. Finally, we wished a hashy birthday to Purple Rain who’s now 21 years-old and then, we simply took the new traditional group picture. This time, Ah Yeah gave a real hard time before starting the swing low song but we made it by the sunset! Cheers and on on, Sex & The City"

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1175 (May 3, 2008)

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Run #1174 RESEVOIR / LAKE Apr 26, 2008 RH3 Scribe

The run took place at the reservoir lake and things didn't quite happen ...

The run took place at the reservoir lake and things didn't quite happen the way they were supposed to. The hare raiser, Ghengis Khan was supposed to be the Hare, right! Well, he called 911Compost after realizing he was too sick to set the trail and we got a surprise. Compost was ready, up and running at 12.30pm, free as bird: no cooler, no ice, ... just his running shoes and flour. The herd showed up on time: moms with new hash babies, walkers, runners and many many butterflies!! We gathered around Compost to carefully listen to his instructions - as usual, the best always happens on the trail. Off we were in the green and spiky fields. After a crazy 20 min run, during which Boris was running solo and off the trail, we made it to the beer stop, beautifully parked next to the lake. While Walkers looked extremely relaxed, runners started feeling butterflies in their stomach. Think about it: if the first part was too short, we will certainly suffer in the second round. Indeed, Compost chose the smart way; At all time, even the fastest bastard got lost or was forced to come back after being face to face with a cross. The pack was grouped and enjoyed the long way home going up and down the hills, crossing corn and wheat fields ... except for our Russian Boris who said - äîñòàòî÷íî - (enough!! in Russian) and started running on the road. Back at the cars, water was flowing, yes, water. In the circle, Pubic Relations thought MP3 should be renamed to MPFree because he likes free "stuff". We welcomed back DDT who was busy giving birth to baby Julia. For the little story, Julia is the youngest baby hasher to join after Hannah aka Desert Orchid (HotRocks) when she was only 2 weeks old. Then, we cheered our GME Missed Erection who got promoted to Kernel! Compost was generously thanked and rated for this amazing run in the wild. This time, Boris had the privilege of being personally down-downed by the GM for running out of the pack. Finally, and before our hash hymn sweet low, we gathered for the group picture which always ends up being a hilarious moment by itself (no need for wistitis or cheese after a few beers)! on on Sex & The City"

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1174 (Apr 26, 2008)

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Run #1173 LOONEY TUNES RUN Apr 19, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Looney toons, a place, a person, a symbol ... Last Saturday, the hash to...

Looney toons, a place, a person, a symbol ... Last Saturday, the hash took place at this very special spot named after one of our fellow hashers who passed away in 2000. Despite the beautiful landscape, the wind was blowing savagely and we had to form a circle with our cars in order to protect ourselves. The hares of the day were Brick Eye, Full Options and Brick Head. They truly did an amazing job give the weather and what a run... except for Beastiality who was supposed to run the very next day at Settat, for the annual half marathon. The hares tried to warn everybody but who listened when everything is planned to mislead us!! Even our true Gispert has never seen a run with that many roundabouts and false trails. No need to say that the Beer stop was more welcomed than ever and we all headed back to the on-in, much happier. The circle welcome our hares and the run/walk was graded a random 69-Sexy :), don't ask me... Then we respectfully TRIED to have a minute of silence in memory of Looney Toons, because thanks to Frankenstein's internal clock, it could have been longer. Once again, honoring RH3 with more newbies, Sugar Bit made her family come, so we had the Maurice family in the circle: Benoît, Laurence, Carmen and little Mateo which is Maâti in Arabic (and not, he's not the waiter from the AMC). Rent a wreck had a decent down down for returning to the hash and for wearing the most elegant running shoes a hasher has ever seen. United Kingdoms celebrated her 25th run ... and since she's a cute little girl and it was an ugly weather, she decided NOT to come in the circle! Girl's privilege :). Finally came the time for accusations: Shortcutters were Bob the builder, Hot Rocks, Iron Maiden ... to name just a few. Brick Head had a down down because Hot rocks accused him of cheating by setting the trail by car. His unreliable source: a toothless man riding a donkey! Our beloved GM got her share of beer and may be a treat to either Greenpeace or the Buddhists: she's an insect killer ... do scorpion count? and who would like to reincarnate as scorpion anyway? On On Sex & The City

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Run #1172 BARRAGE #1 Apr 12, 2008 RH3 Scribe

"The hash today was at Barrage Sidi Med Ben Abdellah, a greeeeat venue t...

"The hash today was at Barrage Sidi Med Ben Abdellah, a greeeeat venue to appreciate Mother Nature because apart from us and our coolers filled with beer, there are only cows and ships. On my way, I met Poupoule riding his bike to go hashing. i don't know if it's because of the wind but he wasn't even sweating! Once all the herd was gathered around the circle, Elvis, Purple rain and Nosy Parker explained the run and walk. One thing was clear already: runners will suffer, nicely though. Off we were in this magnificent site, climbing hills, holding trees and for some even crawling for some. While runners were totally out of site, lost in the wild, walkers were fine until our hare got lost. Flour spots were scarce and irregular. Fortunately Pr. Pepperoni's natural GPS switched on and walkers were saved. Back at the cars, our Kid Master – Brick Hard- was totally up to his duty, not only taking care of the kids and their parents but perpetuating the hash tradition by buying a blue cooler to fill with soft drinks. We had a few returnees: Senor Lost, Betty Boobs, Bear Arse, Poupoule who was too busy getting married and Chef de cuisine. SugarBit keeps bringing some valuable newbies to the hash so we welcomed Bianca and Claudia from Austria. Of course the hares had their down down for sending the walkers to hell. Dolly Parton had a very decent song from the whole group at the occasion of her birthday. Finally, we all managed to fit in a group picture. As everyone knows, hashing is contagious: four guys in a car -who happened to be passing by- stopped and took the picture with us."

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Run #1171 F. RANCH OR GOLF COURSE #3 Apr 5, 2008 RH3 Scribe

The run was set by a very nice team of hashers - Viagra, Brick Head and ...

The run was set by a very nice team of hashers - Viagra, Brick Head and Windy. I like to call it the scientific team because of their jobs except that they absolutely have no sense of orientation! And orientation is important when it comes to running in a forest - Golf III, which is to be called from now on: the F-Ranch. Indeed, the herd of runners was totally misled and never found the beer stop. It's only when they saw the walkers gathering at a far distance that they started running again. As if it was not enough, Windy lost track of his own marks so we ran back and forth 3 times on the same path - or is it just that we're lame hashers who need glasses :)! For all these reasons and a sticking doubt that the trail was set by car (GM hold proofs), the run was given a generous 000000000 (9 zeros). The circle welcomed some appreciated returnees: Chef de cuisine, MaryJane Baby, Hot Rocks, Sex Drive and Zined. Accusations went to: IceCool for bringing her Dalmatian dog AGAIN after the GM said "no dogs". Her punishment was to have her down-down after the dog had a sip! Iron Maiden, Boris, Bob the builder and Hot Rocks were caught shortcutting and an icy down down was finally given to the following latecomers: Scrooge, Last Dancer, Sex drive, MaryJane baby, Cheminée, Fridge and the Oh Yeah family. Last but not least, it was time for a few announcements: The Settat half marathon is scheduled for April 20th, along with a 7 km and 14km runs. Beastiality is the contact person to sign up! Second, and for hashers who have the munchies: hash cash will be set at 100 dhs up to 200 dhs to include chips and snacks. Any objections?? – And the summer time was announced - 3.30 for 4.00pm.

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Run #1170 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Mar 29, 2008 RH3 Scribe

It was a sunny spring day for a run at a new location: Party Animal’s pr...

It was a sunny spring day for a run at a new location: Party Animal’s property. Located in the middle of wheat fields and vineyards, it was the perfect place to forget noisy cities and to wonder why Party Animal (PA) went that far to live or party. So here we are again, in the middle of rare flowers running, walking and getting lost. Hares were PA, Ghengis Khan, Burp! And MiniKhan. Their job today was to make it impossible to run or walk in straight line, so we had everything: hidden flour marks, crazy roundabouts and mostly very tired FRBs to make the herd move forward and fast. At some point before the beer stop, something extremely unusual in a hash happened: runners went on strike accusing Ghengis Khan – Hare of the year?? - of misleading them and preventing them from reaching their well deserved beer. There’s a reason though: on the trail, a screw was found and we believe it belongs to Ghengis. This strike is a first and will be remembered because it’s the first hash of the H-year’08-09. But hold on, how do hashers go on strike? Well, runners just stop running and full moon anyone with a camera. Our guest for the day was Senor Lost, from Puerto Rico. What was “rica” is his first experience hashing with RH3. We surely gave him good ideas to implement in his country: “oye corredores, hay demasiada vegetacion aqui, no podemos ver el sendero…. Debemos empezar una huelga!”. When runners and walkers gathered at PA’s house for the circle, there were plenty of hot subjects to be discussed by the pool except that it was too chilly to even think about diving. Slight changes in the mismanagement team were announced: Bob the builder is ha$h cash, Sex&theCity will be hash trashing, Burp! is On-Sec and Brick-Hard is now Kid-Master. He will have to manage the kids by choosing at least 1 parent for every 3 kids during every run. The run was rated 102 (unit to be defined!). Our GM SewBona made it also very clear that dogs are not allowed in the hash unless owners are hares – or unless … we have a Dog-Master. Four new hash names were given: Hind Taud is Psychopath, wife of Periscopath and Dr. Sexopath’s sister in law. Psychopath’s daughter is now to be called Minipath. Nadia, Hightower’s wife was named, Drug dealer – and their daughter Yasmina is now Opium. Down downs: Pubic Relations for sitting and jumping on Iron Maiden’s roof while the car was in motion; Her roof is now signed: PR was here! Nosy Parker was accused of PMSing and Karim got an on-down for helping by taking all the decoration after the hash ball and bringing it to the hash. Newbees: Mouna, Habiba, leena Nelia, daughter of Cheminee and Red square Finally, the few hashers who ran at 8.30am for the kids hospital fundraising were warmly thanked. And prior to the classic swing low closing the circle, a group picture was taken by the pool and nobody was drunk enough to fall in the icy water.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1170 (Mar 29, 2008)

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Run #1169 HARHOURA Forest II Mar 22, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Only 26 Hashers showed up on this special Hash, prelude of the most impo...

Only 26 Hashers showed up on this special Hash, prelude of the most important Event of the year…The HASH BALL. Yes is true!!! Our active task force crew was also hashing….but running in another way…@ Harka, working hard (or hardly working??!!) setting up, decorating the venue for the H-Oscars night…. the rest of the hashers….or better known as Wankers, were wasting time choosing the appropriate costume for the night…. Despite that, NewBees, Welcome Back, and Late Comers attended the Run GM circled up and rated the run 26 Down-Downs: The Hares: the Heart of the Hash….remember NO HARES – NO HASH!!!! NewBee: Marc…. A double true Stromboli coming from….?? Yes he is from Lebanon and he lived in India, Dubai, France….finally he gets to Morocco and in the Hash!!! Welcome Back: Gyros, Mother Hen, Maradona Late comers: Boris, Snigorka, Scrooge, Last Dancer, Maradona Sugar Bit got the HashMug for her 25th run with RH3 Accusations: HighTower accused Nada & Yasmina for misleading the walkers Sex&TheCity accused HighTower for misleading the runners SewBona accused HighTower (escort hare of the day) for setting the trail with new and strange marks (see picture) but actually he declared not being the author and he pointed Hind as the real creator of the mis-fact. And the last down-down was forHighTower again…..accused by NoSignal for wasting beer during the down-down….so he had a special mix with all kind of soda we found in the cooler…. Swing Low, soft version, closed the Circle. Everybody ran away very soon to get ready for the Special H-Oscars! H-Oscars letter: This year again, the Hash Ball was quite an event, spectacular is the right word. Decoration was elegant, golden and blue; people were beautiful and cheerful, clearly looking forward to a memorable night. And we were not deceived! Pubic Relations startled us again with his definite gift for speech, DJ Kuzo sharpened his musical talent for the night and made everybody dance like crazy, even these ladies with high heels shoes. All the credit is also going to our dedicated organizers and the many hours and days of sacrifice they’ve put in the H-oscars – Mimosa, Skippy, BrickEye, Beastiality, Burp, and … Frankestein Jr. whose mouth is equally causing fun and manageable damage. Well, his role was to make sure everybody respects the Hash ball outfit and he sure did: the ladies were treated with a lot of respect though but the poor guys in jeans or suits had to taste Franky’s fake anger. Even though it was a humongous task to make hashers show up on time, a delicious dinner was served. The ladies were invited to help themselves first – yes, the hash conserves some traditions – and men joined later – a good thing that hariettes are all watching their weight. The guys would have starved for the rest of the night! The H-oscars began right after everybody was paying attention because Pubic Relations was almost Chris Rocks at the Ammy Awards except for one thing; His first assistant to open the winning award was not a gorgeous girl in a dazzling dress … no, no, no, it was our good Ghengis Khan, wearing his shorts and big moustache. The ceremony went on with great prizes for the most dedicated hashers of the year, then the party started. Hashers were drawn to the dance floor thanks to Kouzo’s music, coming straight from the 70s, 80s, 90s at first. Heels or no heels, the fun was totally there while Scrooge & Co. were pouring more wine and beer for everyone.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1169 (Mar 22, 2008)

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Run #1168 CACTUS Mar 15, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Sunny day with lot of hashers and a special guest.

Sunny day with lot of hashers and a special guest. Almost on time, the Hash started with our special guest Betsy, who explained to the Hash about a Family run on the 29th of March 2008, for the renovation of the children hospital in Rabat. The Hash is invited to participate to this family walk and run, by purchasing the official T-shirt of the event for 100DH. Fees for the participation. Few hashers already bought their shirts, for others you have time… Be generous. After this brief introduction to humanitarian work, the onon was given for both walkers and runners for the first few hundred meters, and then the challenge started for the runners who took less than 20 minutes to find the beer stop, while walkers took almost 30minutes. In a hidden, cool beer stop, both walkers and runners enjoyed their beverage, before getting back to the effort. Runners behind Compost who did a great job on a live run, while walkers, gently went back trough the same path. Once back in the circle, GM rated the run 69, 1 point more than the run number itself 1168. Neebees, only Najib Marcel, a designer who came in 30 minutes with Red Square, I guess it’s the Vodka effect that took so long to come. Celebrations, Karaoke queen got her 100 run, and purple rain her 25 run even if she is already over 40 runs. Better late than never. Naming, Leila El Khamlichi, a translator who unfortunately got lost on trail during the walk, and always saying bye to all more than 3 times before really leaving. For these reasons she got her Hash Name, Lost Tongue. Accusations: Yes it true, lot of accusations but the best one was made by Frenkenstein Jr. To our Honorable GM sewBona who, during the last MMMeeting in soundous Hotel, parked her car outside instead of the nice parking of the hotel. At the end of the MMMeeting, the car was gone, and thanks to Frenkenstein Jr. She finally recovered her car from the police station. Morality of the story: don’t park outside if you have a parking (Pubic 15.3.2008) Another accusation to Karaoke queen for getting contaminated by his Stromboli, and lost the signal too. In the same time, work for the Hash Ball was done by Burb who tried to make all the hashers vote for the ceremony nominees. Announcement for the hash ball was made to pay the fees before the 19.3.2008.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1168 (Mar 15, 2008)

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Run #1167 SCROOGE Farm Mar 8, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Spring with its mating season and warmth of hearts is just around the co...

Spring with its mating season and warmth of hearts is just around the corner or already here. This Saturday's hash was set against a background of sun, joviality,fun and fun,and more fun,of course thanks to the hospitaity, friendliness,of one of the most wonderful hash couples, Last Dancer&Scrooge,THANK YOU again. Both run and walk were rated and voted:nice,warm, sweaty,well set ... looks like it was set by an expert,yes an expert:Bodyguard,well done Baby!!! The run? not much that drew a hashy attention simply because the now,I daresay,regular hash runners,led by Master Compost, are taking their running very seriously,even making it an obsession,How, you would ask, well, while racing their lungs out, some of them could be heard making plans for the Sunday real long distance(30 kms),as if the hash run is nothing for them,and which is!!! relax Compost,Bestiality,Hot Rocks,Windy,and others,Run less and Drink more!!! it's good for your health. After a rather marathonian run, with Compost galloping in the front sniffing for the right on on, only to stumble on a cross, to the hidden pleasure of the other slow runners,and Bestiality listening to no one but his animal drive, and windy glued to PHILIPPE(his hash name please),it seems that these two have made of running their raison d'etre,a goal in total contradiction with the Hash sacred principles.Never mind, on with the run through Herhoura park, across the dangerous road, along the gorgeous coast,and finally back to the starting point,Last Dancer&Scrooge's house,where we were greeted by chikkat music.Some showy runners did their stretching and push ups to the rythem of Haja Hamdaouia. Circle:the mood was sexy, again electrifying,vibrant, springy:our hotty GM is finally back, giggling kids, spooning lovers,curious new bees,expected baby hashers and more...... wonderful sea view,relaxed ambaince in the back garden, and of course, Frankenstein Junior yelling and cursing his usual obscenities,surprisingly enjoyed by everyone!!!all the ingrediants for a succeesful hash. New Bees:Mahdi,Lea,Amal, new bees bringing new bees:Nadia,and others(can't recall all names) Welcome Backs:Hot Rocks(was rocking in the US deserts and voting for Obama) Sex in the City(also rocking in the US deserts and voting for Obama,what a coincidence) Magnum(this guy abnegated the hash cause he got married!!bullshit,he's back,does this mean it's over? Michikou(congratulated and applauded because he just got divorced.Seems like the hash is the historical equivalent to the Statue of Liberty:both forever open their arms to the wretched,the miserable, the downtrodden,the divorced, depressed,and of course to the other extreme:the hapily married,the happy single, the inspiring free. Women's Day:The Rabat Hash Brain,Pubic Relations,while coGMing, insisted on honoring the Hash stromboli Harrietts on March 8th,by gentlemanly asking all the Hash chicks to form a circle and had the studs (stalions) kneel and sing "why were you born so beautiful"Hats off Pubic!! Hashy birthdays:Nosey Parker was wished a Hashy birthday by a wet kiss from Frenkenstein Junior. Hash awards: Don't Do That and Expected Baby,together with Hand Job proudly received her 50 run cups.Space Tune got her 25 run cup, Accusations:The biggest accusation was Karaokee Queen accused of being always tired since her love story with Stephan who couldn't keep his eyes and hands and...off her,he seems to be heels over head in love with her!!! What a wonderful Hash romance!!! Magnum was accused of deserting the Hash eversince he got married. Iron Maiden accused by Pubic of sweating in her sexy top. In the midst of all the accusations ,Missed Erection, from the other end of the world sent a threathening message to all the Hash single men to keep away from his stromboli wife Dr Sexopath,of course he forgot to include the Hash married men, who all felt sick that Saturday night!!! After the Swing Low, the end of the circle was just the beginning of another unforgettable Hash party that lasted,I was told, through the night. IRON MAIDEN ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1167 (Mar 8, 2008)

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Run #1166 BIRD SANCTUARY Mar 1, 2008 RH3 Scribe

After 40 min driving from Rabat, we finally discovered the wonderful nat...

After 40 min driving from Rabat, we finally discovered the wonderful nature of this site, Bird Sanctuary, with lot of school kids, families and mosquitoes around the lake. The run started almost on time, walkers and runners enjoyed the landscape and specially the beer stop in a stinky old tower on the river Sebou. Few runners followed Compost on a live run through the jungle on their way back to the circle. Once back, we discovered the late comers like AhYeah Family who brought a mini Disney for the kids inside the van. The circle started with our GM sewBona who rated the run 32, like the 32 KM distance from the city, and them made 2 announcements about the Mismanagement, the first is that Full Option is officially the HashSplash, and the second is about RA Pubic relations who is officially the Hash Mouth. According to the Global Hash, The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. He must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if he speaks English. “cool, isn’t it ?” Thank you GM for this new responsibility, I will try to honor my duties [PubicRelations] Back again to the circle, HashMouth started the show by welcoming back our GM after 6 weeks rocking and sometime rolling far in the American desert. Newbees, Sophia Slami who came with Skippy, Reda El Khattabi and Fatima Zohra Benkassem who came together. We celebrated the 350 runs of Last Dancer who received her official Shirt by the hands of GM SewBona. And since the last HashEvent in Azrou, The Valentine Hash, we came back with a love story between NoSignal & K.Qeen, we use to see her running every time she hears the on-on, but lately, she prefers walking hand in hand with the her Stromboli, on-down for them. Welcoming back also DR SewSew alias pshpsh, who received a double downdown, as a returnee and for the GME bodyguard accusation for changing her hash name by RA Memory Man. SOB was charged by SewBona for calling the RA “GM”, during the circle. Naming ceremony for the hares Nabila and Leila who became “Call Center” and “Please call later”, “Call Center” works for a telecom company and “Please call later” the telecom family daughter. At the end of the circle, just before the swing low and the GroupHashFlash, GM sewBona announced that the Bird Sanctuary site and Boushouk will be deleted from the Hash Locations. Hashers contemplated the sun going down behind the trees, while mosquitoes started the human appetizers. At the end, on-on to fridge who took care of the new HashSplash table, and Ahyeah Family who took care of the coolers. On-On Pubic Relations

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1166 (Mar 1, 2008)

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Run #1165 BARRAGE#2 or the SEVEN HILLS RUN Feb 23, 2008 RH3 Scribe

With people still recovering from or rather reliving that memorable week...

With people still recovering from or rather reliving that memorable weekend at Azrou,this Hash was a wake up change.First we were kicked from our usual site and forced to hash at some no man's land,undesired location,why? Some of you would ask? well, our friends,the owners of that wonderland palace on the top of the hill wer throwing lavish,one thousand and one night parties to which we were not invited,and so gave their honorable orders to the authorities to set a barrage and cancel our hash;no comments. Strong-headed as hashers are and braving the rain,we had an improvised,wet,muddy hash, yet with all the hashy ingredients:Frenkenstein Junior sucking his unlit cigar,Kouzou and his clan with the usual attention grabbers, new stromboli harrietts,new love stories, kids free from parental authority, rolling in mud under the rain,.................. The walk,I was told ,was great,maybe because Mimosa was one of the wankers!! I wish I took part in it(the walk)!! What started as a run turned into a frustrating dance, a hike up and down hills,a crazy swim in the lake under the rain by Compost and Karaokee Queen,!!! The live hare of this impromptu expedition could only be Gengis !!! Circle: Despite the unattractive site without any view and as usual, the circle was electrified by GM Pubic,animated by fun loving hashers,giggling children chased by parent hashers,new sexy harrietts,...We were pleasantly surprised to have Doctor Sexopath showing up from nowhere without her husband,Missed Erection, ,or rather coming all the way from Texas to hash with us because WE are the BEST HASHERS in the world. New Bees: Many;Reem,Batoula, Hicham,Mounia,Amine, Kids: Anis,Reda. Accuations: -Azrou post effect still lingering,Kouzou and Fridge accused each other of appropriating and torturing the horses meant for children during the hike. - Dod Sexopath accused Father Little Bit of not allowing Son Phidipidis to set the hash that day. -Sugar Bit was ordered to reproduce her dancing skills discovered in Azrou. -Welcome Backs: Sexopath, Birthdays: Body Guard celebrated his 28th hashy birthday. After the hash ritual of swing low,time to drink ,and drink, socialize, and make plans for the evening. Iron Maiden ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1165 (Feb 23, 2008)

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Run #1164 Auberge Berbere Feb 17, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Yes GM Sewbona, I finally found it on the internet with the help of GME ...

Yes GM Sewbona, I finally found it on the internet with the help of GME Bodyguard, the mimosa run is usually called “hare of the dog” literally it is “hair of the dog” an english expression predominantly used to refer to ingestion of alcohol as treatment for a hangover. It is a shortened form of the expression “the hair of the dog that bit you.” Check Wikipedia for further explaination. Well in simpler words, after a night of shikhat, lot of dancing and drinking, hashers needed something to wake them up from this hangover, and it was running or walking in the rain that sunday morning. A third of the hashers left Azrou before the mimosa run, another third decided that they are not that drunk to do the run under the rain, and there was the last third who loved self torture and decided to follow Mimosa for the live walk and Elvis for the live run the 2 most sadist of all hashers. We circled before the run under a tent where father Abraham with his seven sons were waiting to give us some heat and energy. The crasy third went off their way and the thinking third went inside admiring the heat of the fireplace to be joined again only 20 minutes later with the crasy group soaking with rain from head to toe. When everybody dryed up we circled again to get our mimosa drink, we had a guest called Asmaa, a boxer from the region who shared with us the fun of this weekend. We gave her the T-shirt and bandana of this event as a gift presented by RA Pubic relations. It became time to eat couscous, gather stuff and hit the road back to home sweet home. It was a nice valentine weekend where we lived the 4 seasons only in 2 days, something to remember for always. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1164 (Feb 17, 2008)

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Run #1163 Auberge Berbere Feb 16, 2008 RH3 Scribe

First and foremost,many many thanks to those wonderful hashers who gave ...

First and foremost,many many thanks to those wonderful hashers who gave up their time, energy, and nerves to organize this wonderful special Valentine weekend:Thank you Mimosa Pubic,Brick Eyes,,Bestiality,Skippy.Thanks also extend to all the hashers who made this event a successful one(Kouzou for the music and entertainment),. Yes Don't do that, it was 100% valentine hash,love theme, every single detail speaks of love:the decor, the canles, flowers..I've seen it all,love, love all weekend: passions rekindled, regretted love, sisterly love,sisters holding hands and hugging,brotherly love,make up love between couples,regretted love,mourned love,love making, spooning,hugging,kissing ; husbands and wives confirming their love to each other,parents bonding and spending quality time with their children, I saw the love of God:yes, this hasher who religiously prayed at the end of the day, piously folded the prayer mat before embarking on a night of drinking till dawn, just in time for the morning prayer!! More love, if hashers were not living love, showing love, giving love,they were concerned about it,yes before setting out on the hike,and in the circle, they geniunely showed how much they care about Iron Maiden's love life,with their approval and benediction,they set me on a DHL,Fast line love story with the Inn owner, Hassan, a wonderful love story that lasted till midnight when I decided to take matters in my own hands and........... Now who are the brains behind all this? the organizers, THANK YOU again. The Hike: After a copious, delicious breakfast(pancakes,mssemn,khleh,olive oil,honey, country butter,and more), and led by the affable,nice inn owner,who even provided horses for the CHILDREN,we set out on a sunny,beautiful day, both senior and junior hashers were excited at the prospect of this adventurous experience. The first part to ARZGOUROU was pleasant,again love and care were au rendez vous. After a short break,a quick Hi to the few monkeys who were up,we started again,people started showing signs of fatigue,thirst,and this is what happened: the 4 horses that were put at the disposal of kids suddenly became appropriated and private property:one poor horse could be heard farting and farting (peter) and sweating under the 137 Kilos weight of Father Fridge,the second horse was mounted by Viagra and suffered multiple erections, Kouzou was riding the third horse and galopping across the fields childishly enjoying the freedom of being away from family and wife,our guardian, Frenkenstein Junior subjected the fourth horse to all kinds of terror and perversity,and where were the kids? well now and then these four grabbed a tired, breathless child only to drop him after 1 or 2 kilometers,forcing these innocent kids not to even think about riding a horse for the rest of the hike while the four jockeys shamelessly and unscrupulously galopped their way through!!!!! Yes ,Don't Do That,that's the true story. Back to the hike walk,at the outset, we were supposed to be led by Hassan the Guide,but we were led or rather misled by Pubic,who hysterically could be heard mumbling beer,beer,beeeeer,food,foood,Taaami, nothing and no one could stop him,at some point, Mimosa and I had to run to catch up with him,only the sight of the guide's Mercedes,carrying Pubic's beloved Tami,his beeeer and food brought Pubic to a halt and with him all the starving hashers who devoured the copious sandwitches full of onions and mustard,but that tasted like heaven!!! You saw it all Don't Do That, and you also saw how the orange juice meant strictly for the children was consumed behind trees by a few adults to the shock of the brave kids. Bellies full,we happily returned to the safety of the Auberge, at some point, I thought I was with some Spanish crusade,all the way back,Mimosa,Skippy,Brick Eye sang Spanish songs,cracked Spanish jokes,and laughed Spanish laughter,no worries, so be it!! If some people stand out by their actions and presence,others by their absence,well our dear Body Guard in whose honor Azrou event was organized stood out and draw all attention and eyes by the two latters,he was in the worst unhashy behavior except for 2 or 3 seconds he granted us in the circle,is this diplomacy??but Hashers love their Body in all colors. Circle:was there a circle?? yes, proxy GM, Pubic devotedly carried out his GMy duties as usual despite all the shi............ he got from some ungrateful hashers or nonhashers who do not have the slightest idea of what it means to organize this kind of events.This excptional circle was marked by: -Hassan, the inn owner was warmly thanked,how? well, all the hashers unanimously decided to offer him a valentine and an electrifying kiss from Iron Maiden that kept him smiling and dreaming all night!!! -All hashers were ordered on their knees as a sign of thanks to the organizers of this unique event. -New bees?? so many -Accusations:none,everything and everyone was perfect,love pervailed. After the ritual of swing low,you should see the panic and rush to the table of food,and us devouring the heavenly baghrir,mellaouis with olive oil,honey,and much more,the plates were licked clean!!! Happy and sasiated,the hashers got ready for the night:yes a wild night of fun, dance with chikats,but our stromboli harriets put them to shame; you should see Sugar Bit dancing and moving her belly to the rhythem of Berber music,again only food could bring us from this trance.Yes fooood.This time it was dinner and it was eat all you can! the goat tagines were just from another world,Delllllicious.All this was done against a background of love and love,those two wonderful sisters Mimosa and Skippy, elegantly dressed were running around like bees lighting candles,giving little hearts,caring for the sleepy kids,adding the last valentine touches of love to the partying ambiance, Hashers,this is all that was stored in my memory card,all said for fun and friendship. Don't Do That,how many love babies were conceived that night?and tell us about Sunday,what is this Mimosa run,is it Mimosa running? we know she would do it ,only her tendinite and Doctor can stop her, is it a run for Mimosa by Mimosa,what the hell is this Mimosa thing??? IRON MAIDEN

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1163 (Feb 16, 2008)

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Run #1162 GOLF COURSE #1 Feb 9, 2008 RH3 Scribe

Very active hash that day due to 2 things, the visit of our GME Bodyguar...

Very active hash that day due to 2 things, the visit of our GME Bodyguard and the beautiful sunny weather. The hash was characterised by having plenty of returnees, newbees, kids and dogs besides the usual weekly half minded group. Sinner Djelaba was trasmitted to Elvis, it gave him bull's energy for the run, as if he needed more of it. The run and walk were very good despite the lack of water in the beer stop so the rate was 6, the age of borisette in months. All hashers waited for Bodyguard to appear before the run, they were excited to meet him after a long time, but he prefered to show up at the beer stop when everybody were stinking from sweat to get his hugs and kisses. Returnees: Bodyguard, with his son Khalid, Mother hen and Betty boobs. Newbees: Youssef, Nicolas, Bertrand, Humet [or something similar], Mouna [a new victim of windy's] and a sweet girl Lilia daughter of Betty boobs. Celebrations: Hashy birthday for Viagra, she brought us some Quality Street and fled before the circle, this girl always has rendez-vouss at 17:00 on Saturdays. Accusations: Groom service a late comer as every week. Elvis a new car that came clean and went back un-recognisable from flour and beer. Red square and Brick hard for forming another external circle for their own bla bla. Ah yeah accused Nicolas for wearing red socks, he should have saved them for valentine run next week. Ah yeah accused Sugar bit, Karokee queen and Bodyguard of wearing orange ?? why ?? they reminded him of the wheel clamp [Sabot] they put on his car the other day, but he was smart enough to take it off by himself and keep it with him for other occasions, so now he can never pay parking money. Great job Ah yeah, you should teach us the technique of opening wheel clamps. We finished the circle with a swing-low and we forgot the group picture, hell with new protocols with this crazy group. Annoucements: Azrou event next week and it will also be the valentine run, so don't forget the dress code, red, white or black on Saturday and yellow for Mimosa Sunday run. PS. I saw Elvis with my own eyes rolling on the dirt to prepare the sinner Djelaba for the next victim. On on Don't do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1162 (Feb 9, 2008)

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Run #1161 HARHOURA FOREST Feb 2, 2008 RH3 Scribe

What you lived or missed during the 1161 Hash

What you lived or missed during the 1161 Hash In a nice, warm and sunny day in Harhoura forest, the 1161 Hash started by a little reminder for late comers, that the hash will start at 2h30 for 3h00, and the run will start exactly at 3h10. If you’re not on time, you miss the Hash. [Pubic 2.2.2008] After introducing the hares, Ice cool, Money penny and Party Animal, walkers and runners went into different directions. Runners strated by checking the trail between villas in Harhoura before getting into the forest for a medium long run to the beer stop. Runners rested for few minutes then went for the second part of the run, but after few minutes running we came back to the Beer stop to meet walkers again. Unlike last week’s run when SugarBit got lost on trail and canceled the beer stop for the runners. The hares did all they could to make runners and walkers meet at the beer stop, before a long painful run back to the circle.. After circling up again, it took the pack few minutes to calm down, a lot of distractions in the circle, a lot of noise, but soon everybody focused back to give their impressions about run, still using the same words (nice run, nice run, nice run, again and again.) next time guys find other words to describe the run and avoid repetition. The run was rated 23, the temperature of the day and the hares had a big on down during the circle for being there today as Hares and returnees. Good job Hare Raiser Gengis Khan for bringing old hashers again to set the trail. Another returnee was invited for his dow-down, Jay Leno, who did not show up in the hash for the last year or more, I event put his name on the newbees list. All the pack celebrated the Hash half matrathonians, and specially our full marathonians Compost and Theiving Bastard. Compost had a big down-down on the behalf of the pack.. 2 birthdays were celebrated with the official Hash Birthday song, DDT and Last Dancer. Accusations were made for Elvis (talking on the phone during the circle and making trouble), Hand Job, Groom service, Fridge and Pr. Peperoni (all late comers). And a big On-down to Ahyeah for offering a HashSplash Table, we finally have an organized hashSplash by FullOptions. Before the swing low and the group picture, we made announcement about the next Hash Event (Valentine Hash), reminding all hashers that only limited number of beds is available, so please make sure to make your reservations and payment during our Happy Hour in the AMC. After closing the circle, AhYeah gathered 2 groups of hashers to dance a new Berber choreography. Many hasher stayed long time after the circle was closed. PS: Even that boris was busy and missed the run, he came after the circle to collect the coolers and other stuff, as next week hare. Big on-on for the hash spirit. Trash by PubicRelations (Religious Advisor – Rabat Hash House Harriers)

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1161 (Feb 2, 2008)

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Run #1160 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Jan 26, 2008 RH3 Scribe

A very short hash trash that says a lot J

A very short hash trash that says a lot J Hares were late to come back, but it was no problem cause so were hashers. The rate was 150 for the total minutes of the run and the walk which both apparently were good. Marathonian and semi maratonian were very much missed that run, but they had a greater mission the second day in Marrakesh, wishing them all the best. Returnees: Lady godiva and Surfer sorcerer the look alike of Senator Barack Obama. Newbees: Leila a translator but could not compete with Ah yeah, she gave up as soon as she heard his brooklyn accent. Muhammad came by Casimir, I guess you can not under-estimate even a cartoon character in these matters. Naming ceremony: Stephane works in technology field was named No signal. Anyways he will never capture any signal in the hash. Accusations: Nosy parker was wearing shoes that she wouldn't admit were new, maybe they were professionally dry-cleaned and pressed that they became new old shoes. Brick hard forgot his sinner djelaba. Ah yeah, hare in front and did not bring bissara that he promessed. Sugar bit, supposedly a hare but got lost on trail and could not find the beer stop. Daniel [Ah yeah's father in law] for his indecent exposure, peepee was a lot to handle. After the circle a photo of the group was taken and it will become one of the hash protocols after each run. On on Don't do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1160 (Jan 26, 2008)

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Run #1159 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Jan 19, 2008 RH3 Scribe

A beautiful spring day in January, a very nice run and walk, the rate wa...

A beautiful spring day in January, a very nice run and walk, the rate was 137 total birth years of hares !! This hash was the beginning of a new era where old habits are remembered and revived thanks to old hashers [by number of runs and not by age] for this effort. It’s been a long time [since the Bodyguard age] since we started the circle with the hash prayer. A new announcement is also made in order to gather people more on social activities : hash trash will only be read on Wednesdays following the hash in the Amercian club or read on the website on the second Sunday after the hash. Old hash trashes should be passed to Boris to put on the web site. Sinner djelaba was also back to life, worn by Bear arse as a welcome back during that day, which she passed on to Brickhard to wear next run. Newbees: Nadia wife of Hightower and Yasmina their daughter. Dina daughter of Boris, she is now 6 months. We stopped for a while wondering if it was the right age for beer, but maybe we should wait another 6 months, so Boris drank on her behalf. Celebrations: Brickhard and Brickeye took their 25th run mug, 911 celebrated her 50th run mug also. Accusations : Our RA Pubic relations decided that accusations for this run should be reported by kids, he wanted to proove that even kids can have a cutie devilish side [and by all means he is damn right]. Phidipides accused Bob the builder of having new shoes, that the later switched directly after the run with old dirty ones wishing that nobody would notice [hey Mr. Bob you are under-estimating hashers intelligence even under the effect of beer]. Anyways we played his shoe with the mud, then played softball with it, then football, then he drank beer from it, so now he has one pair of shoe a little bit bigger that the other I guess. Yasmine snitched her own dad Hightower for his new car, he was damn lucky there was not enough flour, but beer and piss were enough. Spacetoon accused Ah yeah of seeing a wild boar [sanglier] in the forest and running away from fear. Finally DDT accused Little bit of being a pregnant as she is and sitting down in the chair during the circle. Swinglow, then more demonstration for the Ah yeah salutation that we started last run for the new ones to train. After the circle we still had energy just like the last time to stick around socialise and have fun. Next week’s run Bled dindoune, hare Ah yeah. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1159 (Jan 19, 2008)

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Run #1158 MONEY FACTORY Jan 12, 2008 RH3 Scribe

The weather was nice, better than we expected, not very few and not so m...

The weather was nice, better than we expected, not very few and not so many hashers so we formed a very nice tidy circle, easy for the temporary GM Pubic relations to handle and he was very proud that day, kept praising himself that he was born to handle responsibilities. Well Pubic never forget that if hashers decided to make things hard for you, it will definetly be. The run and walk were satisfactory for all, and it’s been a long time since all felt this way, we need to forget that hares should beat the crap out of us alledging that it’s necessary for hashers who intend to participate in the marathon to practice. The rate was 172 according to hares weight !! Newbees: Zineb little daughter of Frankestein Jr. the cute little thing was interrogated by Pubic so we had the chance to see the gentle side of our RA during interrogations. He asked her if she liked the hash and if she liked to come often, she answered yes, then he asked her if she liked if her dad would change his attitude, she said no, apparently Frankestein Jr. is just loved the way he is even from his little daughter, so keep up the good work Frankestein although you couldn’t practice your slang language that day with your 2 daughters around. Celebrations: Full options got her 25th run mug and Pubic relations got his 50th run mug. Few hashers were pissed off for not counting their runs correctly saying it’s time they also got their gifts like Nosy parker and Hand job, they got their down down of course for saying their opinions out loud, but don’t surrender harriettes even if it means drinking all the stork of the hash each time. A hash name was given to Najib this run, he is an electronic geek that we know nothing about except that he has devices to listen to music in his car so he was baptised as MP3. Pubic asked if anybody remembered the prayer of the old GM Bodyguard that he used to start the circle with. It was good old times for everybody except that all of us remembered only the shit word in this prayer, Bodyguard we need your help to send us the prayer of the constipated people. The circle was over, but we still had time for more fun so we kept the circle and played a game invented by Pubic for little kids, he had a fatherly mood that day. Then everybody trained for the new Ah yeah salutation, it’s a way all hashers should say hi to each other in all times even in the street, that would be fun. Next week’s run Eaux et fôret, hares Frankestein Jr. and Caligula. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1158 (Jan 12, 2008)

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Run #1157 RESEVOIR / LAKE Jan 5, 2008 RH3 Scribe

The first hash of the year didn’t really start well for Windy. His car w...

The first hash of the year didn’t really start well for Windy. His car was stuck in the mood before reaching site. All hashers know how much he cares for his car so he was not really happy with that. Hopefully, there were Beastiality and Sandy (a between guy - nothing to do with sexuality, it only means that he’s not a newbee anymore but still not a hasher) and some other local people who helped to get the car off the mood. The local guys who helped were expecting some “monetary” recognition from Windy, well they got a “baraka allaho fikoum”. Now they know Windy. More than a year ago, Professor Pepperoni was trapped at exactly the same place. Those two are really made for each others. The weather was perfect and as the site is wonderful, a lot of hashers showed up and we had a lot of returnees. Hares were Bob The Builder and Anas. Bob the Builder didn’t remember where was the first flour mark. After minutes, we found it and finally started, to stop some hundreds meters ahead because there was no flour anymore. We waited for Bob The Builder who finally showed up driven by Little Bit and we all checked once again till we found 2 roundabouts, but no flour before, no flour between and some flour far ahead. We finally reached the beer stop. Periscopath was there and had already started taking pics of everybody, this time with the approval of GM Sewbona since he gave that so many months expected pics CD to Besatiality at exactly midnight on new year’s eve. The way back was much longer. Anas was with us this time and he enjoyed every time we were missing the right way. Compost was of course the FRB of the day. The run was rated 44…because it’s the size of Anas shoes – the GM is always right!! Only one newbee : Denis, a friend of Sugar Bit. A lot of returnees as I said : Sugar Bit, Stéphane, Dolly, Ah Yeah and Dolly Parton. Late comers were Little Bit, Greenpeace, Femidom and Ghita…and late late late comer was Koala Bear. For Anas, it was the DAY. The most important moment of his whole life. He was the co-hare with Bob The Builder and was to be religiously hasnamed. He was since weeks begging every hasher to try to convince our Religious Advisor Pubic Relations to be indulgent and to give him a sympathetic hashname. The problem is that his name Anas was transformed by everybody to Anus, which means Asshole, and that was giving ideas to Pubic Relations. He had to wear first the sinner jellaba, and then was religiously named “Hightower”, because of his size (remember the big black policeman of Police Academy). He was so happy with his hashname that he kissed Pubic Relations and GM Sewbona. It was true deliverance. We were really was disappointed with that hashname, I mean Pubic Relations is not that “gentil”. Something happened, we’ll find it out some day. Time for Sewbona to announce that she’s leaving for 6 weeks but that we’re not going to be orphans since Daddy Pubic Relations will replace her (he did vey well last time she was missing). We finished as usually with “Swing low” but this time the true original “Swing low” since Ah Yeah was there. On On Beastiality

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1157 (Jan 5, 2008)

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Run #1156 CACTUS Dec 29, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Les Cactus

Site: Les Cactus Hares:Pubic Relations,Sewbona Rates:Run&walk:87+51 ??BeerStop:133 ??? GM's calculator A christmasy,festive,partying -mood Hash!! what makes me say so?? Some hashers would ask?? Well, all the signs were there: Hash children and the Douar children (not derogatory please) the first group excitedly opening the gifts they got from some unknown Santa Claus, the second group sharing the pleasure and the excitement; ... the other signs? the red and white attire and of course the christmas caps, then, the glowing faces and the smiles of all our stromboli pretty hash girls!!! also the visitors, the comebacks.. in a word, all the ingredients for a happy time were there!!! The walk was ???Don't Do That,What do you think??? The run didn't fit the description in the first paragraph!! it was or rather the way it was set was positively different because Pubic again put his engineeing and creative skills to the service and the good hash cause, he came up with this ingenious technique of writing a number in the roundabout circle,so the runners have to find the corresponding number of on ons,anyway, it's a good strategy for it allows both fast and slow runners to group, well done Pubic!!!! Circle:It was of course tough for our smashingly attractive GM to control the adult hashers who were more excited and noisier than the kids!! Frenkenstein Junior was there sucking his unlit cigar, throwing crude remarks,making unwelcomed and frowned upon comments, you know his way of letting off his pressure and ........ New Bees: Mehdi Welcome Backs:Ice Cool,Money Penny, Borris(when I see the first two,I know parties are around the corner!!) Visitors:Brontoc(coming all the way from freezing romantic Paris to real warm romance?) Accusations:- Core marathon runner,Compost, was ostensibly accused of using this hash to test and train the running shoes he'll be wearing for the January Mararhon,and of course he was fairly and well-deservedly subjected to hash justice and punishment(look at the pictures) -Mary Jone was dragged into the arena and found guilty of contempt to the Hash for not wearing the proper hash gear. -Long awaited justice was finally levelled at Periseopath;this time the GM was not kidding.This guy has been taking pictures of all hashers especially girls, of all hash events,and never ever showing them; it wa getting on everybody's nerves; so, he was nailed down, brought on his knees and unanimously ordered to bring them or to be banised from the Hash;Our GM should be commended for this!!! there are some invisible hash rules and rules of etiquette that simply must be respected!!! Swing low:That was a sight!! The devoted new hasher,Anas,singing or reading the lyrics from his notes!! Next Year's run:Reservoir, more details will follow ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1156 (Dec 29, 2007)

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Run #1155 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Dec 22, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site:Bled Dendoun

Site:Bled Dendoun Hares Genghis,Sex on the Beach Rate:9.6.com Mmmm,small can also be good and enjoyable(Imean a small hash),yes, very few devoted hashers showed up,but why?? because some core hashers preferred the company of the Atlas monkeys of Ifrane and enjoying their(monkeys) bare frozen asses than the company of hashers: Shame on you Skippy, Mimosa,Brick Head, Brick Eye; other hashers couldn't let go off the Aid sheep and boulfaf !!!! no worries, the number was small but the fun very very big, and this thanks to the ingenuity and creativity of Pubic, Hats off Pubic,you are born to be a hasher!!!! Well, the run was really good,well done Genghis !!!! we ran through forests, open fields and roads,after the beer stop, the crazy marathon dreamers took matters in their hands to make the second half a kind of marathon prep!!! is that how professional runners train?? Who do you think would ruin this pleasureable run ?? Nobody other than Bestiality who made notorious history again by exposing his other evil and dark side.How?? Well, as you know, one of the hash best runners is a 12/13 years child; imagine, during all the run,not for a single step, Bestiality was glued, sticking to this innocent kid, I ran like crazy to catch up with them but sometimes my legs failed me and I don't know what Bestiality was up to!!! Back to the circle,Pubic had a surprise for us: he said the theme of this hash is 'Lazy Run', instead of 'circle up', he yelled 'circle down',so to our delight, we all sat down in a circle,and Pubic went about his proxy GMing duties like the Godfather of an Italian mafia family. The now notorious Bestiality was going around and around in circles taking the same picture over and over. New Bees:there was only one unlucky new bee, Burp's girlfriend, unlucky because she was asked thousands and thousands of questions,she was punished because there were no other new bees!! Accusations:Pepe accused Anas(new hasher) for trying to sell his old car tohashers,doesn't know that hashers are broke,said Pepe. -The same Anas accused of writing down the hash song and trying to learn it by heart like a devoted student. -Pepeõ·Œ¸,~¶o‰=Q?”°šÜQ²7 µËD·uÉ°nô¹NÉ(ÀÕœ+iÌWHÀõÝJ(¦…IËvûmXÉ›õê™Ñy*Ø•ñc½.±ï ‰Óí®ÇÏ8÷Óû²Ýã¾¼´/Ô¬÷Þe+šåÑ‘ª“ŽèŸd“U'Ê1€gØ·òÃÄØ,ÿ•öÄuÏÏÁ$²D÷ƒ&êPšô:OoÏMK`ýù´üEÄ–¸R¼o¥òûÇóÓ¡'÷{1xõ4'×Þ€ýꀖ稳Ò7^­¾ÏybX !ȹû
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Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1155 (Dec 22, 2007)

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Run #1154 BOUREGREG VALLEY Dec 15, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site:Bouregreg Valley

Site:Bouregreg Valley Hares: Brick Hard,Brick Eye,(Windy???) Rate:9 The site and especially the view is just breathtaking,two entertaining and sporty activities going on at the same time,one above the other:the Hash and paragliding.While the hash runners were painfully destroying their fit,the paragliders(Poof Poof,one of the hashers among them) were rising above the rest of us to experience unique exilirating and sensational feelings!!! Well, the Hash has its own sensations and exiliration!! The run was quite tough (by Hash standards),this fixation with marathon prep is getting on the nerves of the GM who gave us a bit of a serving about this ;the hash is a hash not training for races!!she reminded us!! Who set the runners trail? Brick Hard or Windy??Rumor has it that Windy showed up only 15 minutes before Hash started,he still hasn't overcome his phobia of setting the hash,he kept misleading and confusing the innocent runners ; the result:Sexy Mimosa injured her athletic,Maria Cary,sexy legs!!! it was a big drama as Viagra was not to be seen to provide first aid,Shame on you windy WINDY!!! At the beer stop,the runners savored this glorious moment, falsely convincing themselves that they'll make it at Marakkech Mararhon,not quite there I would say!!! Now back to the circle,Don't Do That,where were you??? Your raging hormones were trasferred to Pubic,bringing out his dark pubic side, he was OUT OF control!!! he poured them(hormones) on the defenseless Iron Maiden who could only watch him destroy her brand new running shoes and not only that,Pubic had the power to involve everyone even children in the process of destruction while the sadistic hashers were laughing their heads off and Windy chose this moment of utter misery to ask ME (Iron Maiden) if he can keep these running shoes, they're his size!! What would you call this??! No hard feelings,Pubic and Windy,we like you no matter what!! New bees: none Returnees:Sex on the Beach, Spanish Fly Accusations: -One serious and dangerous accusation with legal consequences: How come Bob the Builder and Bob Job got married only 5 months ago yet they brought to the hash their son who is aged 6 years, lot of out of wedlock sex before they got married ,but again this is true love!! - The same Bob the Builder accused Iron Maiden for courageously saying NO to him when he asked her to set the next hash with him,well when I stood up to him I had in mind the accusation above!! Next Hash: Bled Dendoune, ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1154 (Dec 15, 2007)

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Run #1153 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Dec 8, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Kemal trophy

Site: Kemal trophy Hares: Beastiality, Viagra, Khalid. Score: 9.8 We socialised between us as if we were in a picnic until there was nothing to talk about, another group played volley ball until they were fed up, all waiting for very late hashers so the run began after 4 pm, which was a bad idea cause we circled up afterwards in the dark. Opinions about the run were very variant, sadist marathonians loved the run while other normal runners used their last survival energies to reach the beer stop and take the car back to the circle. Same for walkers, few loved it and others complained about walking too much on the road facing the danger of very heavy vehicles with their carbon monoxide. Well all opinions were true, you can either see the half full glass and have fun, or the half empty glass and keep swearing. But in my personal opinion [whether you like to hear it or not, you will read it, this is the fun part in writing the hash trash, you can¢t but let your personal feelings interfer with your way of writing], so where were we, yes, in my personal opinion [again whether you like to hear it or not :)] and technically speaking we can¢t deny that the run was half what it¢s supposed to be; bad timing between runners and walkers, and bad distance proportions between the first half and the second half on the run. Anyways we can¢t argue the score our GM gave which was 9.8 [we need to buy a new calculator for Sewbona, Skippy do we have the budget, or maybe the GM also rushed the score before total darkness arrives]. Now here is what I resumed from the circle [I can¢t hear well in the dark] : New bees : Anass, he is a fisherman in his hobby and a drug dealer in his job !!! Welcome backs : Kazimire and Sex & the city. Hash names : Khalid is now called No shadow [well his is a slim person afterall]. I hope I did not give you headaches in this trash [well, I wouldn't give a ****]. On on Don¢t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1153 (Dec 8, 2007)

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Run #1152 Tanger Camping Dec 2, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Tangiers – Mimosa run

Site: Tangiers – Mimosa run After a long run the day before and a long Karaoke night, few hashers could still wake up early in the morning and make it to breakfast. The restaurant is few meters in altitude over the camp place, a nice view from over the hill to the sea, and for hashers of average physical powers, it would take them few minutes to take their breath before being able to say good morning. Mimosa was wearing a T-shirt from the 80’s, teen agers model with baby colors, it was something to notice, she had to change before the run alledging that it was heavy for the run and not that she gives a crap about what we think about this t-shirt. But we can’t also deny the good effect this t-shirt had on her brain activity, she invented a new expression “En courautte” discribing the run of the day. GM Sewbona although in her FBI agent wear was in a good mood no flangs were used and no arrestations were made. God bless the american coffee in the morning. We had a live run and walk from the camp to a famous coffee shop called “café hafa” situated on a hight cliff where you can see the ocean, fishing boats and the seagulls. We enjoyed the scenery while having moroccan tea and bisara soup. Few anomalies were seen amongst the hashers like Vital statistics walking in a dress, Professor peperoni in a red sandals matching his red jacket accompanying the girls in the walk, I called him Ferrari that morning. As for Elvis, I promessed to give him a break in this trash, he was a gentleman during this weekend [he knew he was being watched], I will not mention his sexual attraction to Iron maiden the night before and to the GM that day, don’t push me for any questions, I will not answer. We circled up, took our mimosa drink, there were few bananas circling also, we rated the run 10 and we thanked the hash event for this wonderful weekend in Tangiers. Few stayed for lunch to eat fresh fish, few prefered the famous pokadiou sandwish before hitting the road to rabat, still our favorite city. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1152 (Dec 2, 2007)

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Run #1151 Tanger Camping Dec 1, 2007 RH3 Scribe

site: Tanger

site: Tanger Hares:Thieving Bastard,Elvis,Hervé, Lauren Rating:10+ First and foremost,and on behalf of all hashers who went to Tangier this weekend(I hope you agree with me) I truely and sincerely THANK the organizers of that wonderful weekend,hashers who gave up their time and their energy to organize this kind of events:Thank you Skippy,Memosa,Pubic,Bestiality,Thieving Bastard,. Run:Just look at the hares and the rating to have an idea about it;it was marathonian, breathtaking,motivating..... Walk: wankers and runners share the same opinion,just look at the pictures!!they speak for themselves!! Circle: Relaxed,fun,with one goal:fun and more fun,no physical presence of children,but some hashers released their childish side, so we didn't miss them(children). New Bees:Hervé,Xavier,Caroline,Sabrina,Laurent,(would make great devoted hashers)Anissa,Ghita, Welcome Backs:Deep Space,Sun Flower,Green Peace,Fewidour? Renaming:GigaBite was renamed SugarBite Accusations:Groom Service accused of luring a group of stromboli hash girls on Fiday night to spend the night at the Ibis Hotel;Groom Service : the hash girls belong to the hash!!! Skippy accused of something to do with map?what was your crime Skippy?? Well, after the circle,the logical thing for the exhausted, shattered runners and walkers to do was to shower and go to bed;that didn't happen; on the contrary, they were just fit and fully prepared to party into the night !! check the pictures!!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL SATURDAY THAT WAS!!!! ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1151 (Dec 1, 2007)

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Run #1150 GOLF COURSE #2 Nov 24, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Hares:Pepe,hand Job,Iron Maiden,just Khalid

Hares:Pepe,hand Job,Iron Maiden,just Khalid Site,Gulf 2 Rating:GOOD!! Hiiii Hashers, I finally submitted to the Hash rules and overcome my phobia and anathema of setting the hash trail, so with Pepe and Hand Job holding my shaking hands, we set one of the most wonderful marathonian hashes!(I'm not being biased here,it was voted so). Well,it was a rather chilly, wet saturday,but "who cares about the weather?"Hashers would say.After warming up in different weird ways:Bestiality and his out-of- context badminton,Mimosa and her eternal, provocative and sexy stretching, both runners and walkers set off: the first group led by a dripping,wet and flower-covered Pepe, and a confused Iron Maiden,the second group led by Hand Job and Goomservice,God knows where!! Good start:excitement,confusion,wrong accusations that the trail was set by car(immediately withdrawn when the real runnn began),round abouts,yes roundabouts,something not hashy seems to be going on here;well,some unhashy hashers shamelessly send off one gullible runner in all directions to sniff up the trail while they kick back and rest!! At the beer stop, the wankers were already there to greet the glorious racers with flashes of cameras,even requests of autographs!! After cooling off,and releasing air, Professor,Pepe unilaterally put our fate(the runners) in the pitiless hands or rather legs of Master Compost for a free, live run,you should see them:Pubic Realations,Mimosa, Bestiality, PooPoul,Elvis??(were you there?),Iron Maiden, Skippy,and Brick Mehdi(sorry could't get it right);sweating,running and running in the middle of nowhere, well all I can say is CONGRATULATIONS!!!you'll make it in the Marrakech Marathon!! you are all fit and ready for it,yes Pubic,ready(Don't Do That,You should see your man after this marathonian achievement), now, kick back, relax,drink, smoke,punish the evil body, Mimosa :no more stretching,give your sexy legs a break, we'll make it at the Marathon!! Today's circle was marked by the visit of an Indian pretty woman,Srijia,(JigaBit made her come!) over who Frenkenstein Junior lusted and lusted even after she'd left for he was in a state of lust delirium. New name:Charming Khalid was finally baptised by the holy and sacred hands of Pubic Relations and named Groom Service. Accusations:Poupoule rightly accused of getting married without the benediction of the hashers,CONGRATULATIONS!!! Mimosa,the highly respected botanic agronome(you specialist in plants &everything green) seriously accused by an angry group of not knowing the exact name of a plant and referring to it as safran(get the exact story from Compost),not a big deal girl, with time hashers lose memory!! Hashy birthdays: to the ever young Pubic Relations and Dancing Pick, Next Week's Hash: Hashers wll hit North to Tangier(Thieving Bastard,are you there) for run and fun. ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1150 (Nov 24, 2007)

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Run #1149 HARHOURA FOREST Nov 17, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Venue: Harhoura Forest

Venue: Harhoura Forest Hares: Bob the Builder,Brick Head Rating: 8.2 Always feels good to be back at the Hash among Hashers!! This Saturday's run/ walk was pleasant, family-oriented(children,babies,and future babies,...). Always the same devoted core runnersCompost,Mimosa,Bestiality,...even Pepe plucked his courage and was determined to run no matter what), running from something or running towards something,could be the beer stop!!!yes, the beer stop was quite a sight this time for it was animated by the ever present Frenkenstein Junior and Pubic Relations who stand out by their presence and absence; -Circle: it was fun,hilarious,conducted by a loveable,subdued GM, and marked by / Welcome Backs:Sandra,Sandy,Alex,Vick,Iron Maiden. -100th Run: Bob the Builder who was stripteased by his wife, Bob Job before wearing the hash white Tshirt. New Bees: Chakib, the Lawyer;oof, now we have someone to defend the innocent , victimized hashers!! -Late comers: Elvis who mistakenly showed up for the hash dressed in Gulf clothes!! Oh Yeah and wife Dolly,of course Oh Yeah didn't keep a low profile, he stormed into the circle smoking an unlit cigar! -Accusations:Bob the Builder accused of pissing in public. Elvis unanimously aJ{MÌÙÁ»åš^åóm*Z\¡<Vâe}²—£!3çÚE{‰Ù‘#jYA\—bDfj¨7S³î¼My¨›/2sdU¤àcØ2ä²`n·Ì™oãF%&ʪ돏åq‡|\ƽòúœ3}t{|~WG;…‡šðx£,fHÎúÈ¿ñHÞ=á—÷Ëê’bY ÆP‘­ðghÆg¦FIJÂÖÀëf™cQvåg“<£¶¾–Ðøi23QW ÚR ¦ôg®¯‚ÅÛT‘™ª†N½B˜¨²ÜýQŸ‘ß’ÀGtƒlÿ¬$¶ÃüFˆ€w@_®Ë‰;uŠB«À€„/ô]µ±ÐK°Ÿ1ÃÄ—O¾´³ãs—š½‚áWèÅ¿Šʱï/>ûxڍ‚ÌL‰ŸI.0˽†Õ›ªfâ`4

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1149 (Nov 17, 2007)

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Run #1148 GOLF COURSE #1 Nov 10, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Golf I

Site: Golf I Hares: Composte, Theiving bastard and Ghengis khan. Score: 9.5 Nice weather, nice site, lot of kids playing around and having fun, by kids I don’t only mean under 12 years young, there were big kids playing feather tennis, I don’t know what the hell they call this game, please somebody tell me. New bees : Leila, Chakib, Ghali and Mamoun, one whole nice family, although I believe hashers need single strombolis and strombolies. Welcome backs : Ah yeah, Dolly parton and kids. Salsa queen, Karaoke queen, Party animal, Chicken pox, Party boy and Lego. We had many late comers that day, few were half late comers that they had to get to the beer stop by car like Periscopath, Ah yeah and SOB. Others were really late they came at the end after the physical effort was over [which is normal I guess] like Fridge, Koala bear, Elvis [shame on you, you were always an early comer] and Yassine. Dr. sexopath got a on down for her classy white fashion training suite, well she’s right, it was her last hash with us. Later we still hope to see her as a visitor hasher with MissedErection. New shoes : Pubic relations and Chakib, actually Pubic had also new socks as he claims because when he took off his shoe we could see half his foot from a biiiig whole [what a shame, where is your wife to check you out before leaving the house]. Accusations : Frankestein Jr. accused Composte and Theiving bastard of calling him at 13:30 telling him to bring ice. It took me 15 seconds to write this sentence while it took him 1 hour to tell his story. Spoiled brats always like to get the attention even when they grow up [if they really grow up]. Hot rocks accused beastiality of being an FRB, he got lost and asked a shepherd for the route. Beastiality was so ashamed that he left early, so windy drank the down down on his behalf. [I don’t know why, are they a couple, is there something I don’t know !!] Professor pepperoni accused Party animal of drinking his own mark of beer. Sex & the city drank a beer [don’t know if it was a down down or an on down] for her new look of red head. On after : MissedErection and Dr. Sexopath farewell party, you should hear MissedErection give directions, we were afraid that nobody will make it, but fortunetly a lot of hashers did, it was great fun that night, a big loss for those who couldn’t make it. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1148 (Nov 10, 2007)

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Run #1147 Oulmes Nov 10, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Mimosa run

Mimosa run Guide : Ali another time, I guess we need to give him a hash name, from now on he will be called Ali. Sunday morning started with a power breakfast like the day before of local stuff like bread, butter, olives, …etc. Hashers were recharged with energy, beastiality could still charm the dogs around him. We took the cars till Oulmes factory, a group of hashers went for their mimosa run, another group stayed enjoying the sun, playing scabble and cards. Mimosa run is known for being a simple one, hashers came after 2 hours swearing and bitching again, apparently it was not as simple as they expected. GM Sewbona was pissed off, Brickeye also saying that Mimosa was jumping like a goat in the mountains she should have thought about the sheep suffering behind her, it was a nice metaphor from brickeye. We went back again to the gite starving, lunch was served under the tent, first dish was chicken, second was couscous. Fruits came after, I still want to go back again to finish my plate of couscous, it was so yummy. Then we hit the road back to home sweet home. On on Don’t do that !!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1147 (Nov 10, 2007)

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Run #1146 Oulmes Nov 3, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Hares : Elvis, Beastiality, Skippy and Mimosa.

Hares : Elvis, Beastiality, Skippy and Mimosa. Site : Oulmes Hashers started arriving at the gite at 09:30 saturday morning, a beautiful site with desertic view, very calm place in an open space. Almost everybody arrived except for MissedErection and Dr. Sexopath and since MissedErection was driving we figured out he missed his directions. It was true. They finally arrived, we could see the cloud of dust their 4x4 car was creating from few kilometers away, we could see how much MissedErection was mad at his car for misleading. After everybody gathered we had a delicious breakfast on the roof of local bread, butter, olives and maroccan green tea. Bob the builder brought some dates, pubic relations brought some milk to add a variaty for this rich breakfast. At noon we circled up to start the trekking, our guides were a guy from the region called Ali and the owner of the gite. We had to take the cars 15 kilometers where the walk would start. Now since I [DDT] was 5 months pregnant and suffered a bit through the trekking, I promessed to write bad things about this day which I will still try to do, but when I got back and relaxed, the day became a sweet memory. I’m sure that this is the feeling of many hashers whom I heard during the walk swearing and bitching to the guide but once they were back, took their showers, they felt it was worth the suffering. The walk was around 20 kilometers made in 4 and a half hours. We walked on roads, through high trees, through very low trees where one should fold himself to pass under, we crossed rivers few times on very slippery stones, walked on mud, big rocks, so what really pissed many of us was that we were too much focusing on where we put our feet and pushing trees away from our faces rather that seeing the beautiful scenaries around us. After 3 hours of walking [which included many breaks claiming that the pregnant DDT should relax, and I’m sure almost everybody was happy I was there to take advantage of the situation and relax their aching feet from the hard stones under] we reached the site where the guide told us we would sit and have our sandwiches, it’s supposed to be a beautiful lake with a nice view, and all the way we were trying to imagine this piece of eden on earth to be able to drag our feet few meters longer, and finally we are there. Are you sure this is the place? Yes it is. Is this the beautiful lake? Yes sure, and we will sit here to have lunch? Yes over the mud right there. I don’t know what the hell was that place but it was a small green muddy 5 cms depth and a 2 meters radius sort of lake, surrounded by very high cliffs, you can barely see the sky, not a good place for claustrophobic people. To sit down and have your sandwiche, you either sit on the mud or on a very rocky surface, and there were hashers who prefered to relax and eat while standing up !! After about half an hour of eating and relaxing, the way back seemed to be an endless suffering since I personnaly consummed all my energy coming to this site. Two gentle hashers Elvis and Theiving bastard known for being FRBs could see few hashers agony and wanted to go for a rescue mission which was to run and bring 2 cars a little bit nearer to save tired hashers the walk of the last 5 kilometers, and they went off their way while the rest of us were walking slowly again trying to figure out where to put their feet for more stability. The last 3 defected harriettes, Gegabit having the flu, Full options with a swollen hand from an old broken rib, and DDT who was walking on the solar power as no muscles or joints were working any more, finally reached the place were we would meet our hero rescuers with the cars when we saw the 2 running from behind us saying “sorry we got lost” as simple as this. I told myself “the bastards are testing us to see our reaction”, or “it must be a candid camera” well it was neither this nor that, the 2 FRBs we counted on really got lost for about 1h:30min in the woods. It was my lucky day. The 3 last harrietes took 15 minutes to relax mostly from the shock rather than the fatigue with the company of Pubic relations. Then the time came to stand up again and continue the last 5 kilometers of walk, we did maybe 2km when we heard the cars coming to pick us up, I never loved to hear car engines as I did that day, it was rescue time from MissedErection who did get lost another time I don’t know how, Brickhard and Windy. So you can imagine when I say in my humble personal opinion this day is to be remembered but not to be re-lived. Back at the gite we circled up on the roof, rating for the organizers and the guide was 9.6 New bees : Catherine and Bernard with their son Felix, Wissam, Khalid [this guy has –2 hashes, he only circles up in the 2 times he came, no sportif activities with hashers, maybe he does private sport with himself he gets exausted then comes to cirle up]. When we asked Catherine about her impression of the day she said : “2 marathonians with no sense of direction” which is true and that’s why they have barriers in the marathon on both sides of the course so that runners don’t go in all directions. Down downs for hashers who dared take a shower before the circle, Theiving bastard, Elvis, Pubic relations, Little bit and family, Catherine and Gegabit. MissedErection for getting lost 2 times, he bat the record in one day. False rescuers Elvis and Theiving bastard. Then on down for the real rescuers Brickhard, MissedErection and Windy. Then DDT for being crasy enough to do 15 kilometers while 5 months pregnant with a bunch of fools. Gegabit was accused of having problems in her french language, we convinced her that helicopter in french is La copter, it’s ok Gegabit with a little practice your french will get better. Finally the quickest swing low ever in the history of the hash because of the tiredness, cold and hunger. Dinner time came under a traditional tent, wonderful rice salade with fresh vegetables, delicious tagine of meat and onion [Ok the next day we noticed few dogs were missing from the gite, nevertheless it was delicious meat] then fresh fruits, wonderfull grapes we were sure they were from the region all bio, and when we asked the owner from where he got the grapes he said “Marjane Rabat” !! Shikhat night, nice tradition from the region female dancers who got Frankestein Jr. excited all night long. Harriettes like Hand job with her own dancing outfit exceeded our expectations in dancing with the shikhat, we under-estimated her dancing skills and her love for traditional folklore. That night we already forgot our hard day of trekking and went to sleep like babies. Well there were nice babies and naughty babies who make noise and giggle while others sleep like windy, Viagra and Vital statistics. If it wasn’t for Skippy with her teacher’s tone to calm those brats, we wouldn’t have got a nice sleep that night.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1146 (Nov 3, 2007)

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Run #1145 OUED YKEM Oct 27, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Oued ykem

Site: Oued ykem Hares: Skippy, Mimosa, Pubic relations, Don’t do that and United kingdoms. Theme : Orange Score: 8.sex, as long as sex was in the score pubic relations was happy. Oued ykem site is one of my favorites, you can use the forest, the fields and the beach for setting the run, and this is what happened. The important thing was that the demanding hashers were happy, we thank God for these rare occasions, there were no pissed off faces, except few who said there were not enough flour. I propose using continuous lines of flour instead of spots for setting a trail so they can be happy. The FRB of the day : guess who? Ghengis khan, we said no practicing allowed !! Very late comer was SOB, he came when we started the circle after the run not wearing orange, so double hot beer for a double down down for him. Then very very late comers nearly at the end of the circle came Fatin with her newbee friend who was occupied on her mobile so we did not have the chance to meet this VIP person. Hope to insert in the new hash regulations no VIPs or no mobiles. As the theme of the day was orange many who did not wear it had a down down, naming few : Koala bear, Composte, Mary jane baby, Sex drive, Caligula, Dr. sexopath, MissedErection, Periscopath and Theiving bastard. [By the way when you see a clementine figure walking around in the photos that was Mimosa taking the theme of the day seriously]. Gifts : Hotwax, Phidipides and Spacetoon got their 25-run mug, congratulations. Elvis got his 550 run on down almost 21 years of hashing, sorry Elvis there were no T-shirts ready for this occasion, you’ll have to live with your old ones for a while. We thanked Ezzidine for the party at his house last week. An important issue was raised by Ghengis khan ‘WE NEED HARES – NO HARES NO HASH’. Accusations : Phidipides accused the 3 musketeers Composte, Elvis and Theiving bastard for shortcutting hence treason. We had to put Phidipides under witness protection program after this. Hash gossiping : Pubic relations saw Theiving bastard on TV in the first row when Sarkosy was making his speech in Tangiers, well untill the regulations for no VIP passes in the mismanagement no action will be taken, just a down down. Caligula saw a photo of Elvis in the newspaper with a football star, we guessed Elvis was a parasite not a VIP, no action will be taken, just a down down. Next week run : 3-4 november Oulmes week end, 500 DHs per hasher. Don’t forget to pay before wednesday 31 october. Announcement : a farewell party for the Laeser family saturday 10 november at 22:00 at a friends’ house of MissedErections, please send names for those who intend to come [everybody is welcome] for security reasons, along with your CV and your medical history report for security reasons also. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1145 (Oct 27, 2007)

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Run #1143 MONEY FACTORY Oct 13, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Money factory

Site: Money factory Hares: Genghis khan Score: 10 First day of Eid, not so many hashers, only who adored running or missed beer so much, but it was a calm and joyful hash day. Super Genghis was able to set both runners and walkers trails all alone. FRB : Phidipides Newbees : Sarah Welcome back : Hot rocks from USA Accusations : Phidipides was accused of locking car keys in the trunk from last week hash stories. New shoes for Hot rocks and Sex & the city, well they have good offers in the states and maybe buy one get one free who knows. Hot rocks accused Brontok of trying to be a superman and jumping over a pool of mud [or shit], but instead of getting to the other side he fell in the middle and splashed it all over Hot rocks. They both smelled great in the circle. Genghis accused Hot rocks, Brontok and Sex & the sity of staying without shoes during the circle, well I guess he was worried about preserving nature from toxics. Genghis was in a great mood that day, maybe drinking hot beer had something to do with it, he made a big on on for big boobs, his super stars were Gegabit and her friend Sarah and they were both wearing France flag colors. Next week run reservoire lake, wait for details. On on Don¢t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1143 (Oct 13, 2007)

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Run #1142 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Oct 6, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Bled Dendoune

Site: Bled Dendoune Hares: Brontok and Phidipides Score: 9.9 The weather was great, we enjoyed being in a forest very much. Although the walk and the run were short and hares were accused of setting the trail by car but we felt that the score was fair because everybody was satisfied [not sexually of course, very hard to acheive]. GM declared that all hashers should participate in either the walk or the run, and accusations will be given for those who stay behind for no obvious reason. Newbees : Nicole, Nicolas [no they are not related] and Stephane. Welcome backs : SOB, Boris and Genghis. Boris was away because he became a father as for SOB and Genghis they were trying to be fathers [together, but they couldn’t defeat nature]. Accusations : the 3 musketeers of the day SOB, Boris and Genghis were accused of shortcutting. A new car for Koala bear…a sort of hash cab !! Once upon a time 2 years ago SOB sat a trail in Temara and put beer and flour on a stop sign in one of the roads, 2 years later beer and flour are still on this stop sign defying all weather and human causes for deterioration. We believe further investigation should be carried out by putting beer and flour all over road signs in the kingdom, volunteers please. A quick swinglow, then everybody scattered to meet back later in Hand job house, except for Hotwax cause her son phidipides locked the car keys in the trunk. Luckily for her the same hares Brontok and phidipides sat a trail back and forth home to get the spare keys, by this they gained an extra point for their hash and became car-haring experts. Later the ftour at Hand job’s house was great, we would like to thank her for being a last minute volunteer to host the harira party. We ate a lot, watched a rugby game, then played pictionary. The mosque nearby had to cancel taraweeh prayers because of our loud voices. Next week run Ain ateek, hares Ezzidine and Genghis. Details about time and harira party will be known later to see if next saturday is ramadan or eid. Happy last week of ramadan, hang in there guys. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1142 (Oct 6, 2007)

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Run #1141 SCROOGE Farm Sep 29, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Harhoura

Site: Harhoura Hares: Scrooge and Last dancer Score: I am told it was 9.5, I was not drunk, nor did I take too much Harira but couldn’t remember anything about score, total blackout. It was a nice day, if the run was great the walk was even greater. Our GM Sewbona is back, she said she was tired from the flight and the jet lag, she did the walk and after taking few beers she was still sober and kicking like a wild horse, still has USA energy in her system. We started the circle after the run, had a ftour break, then circled up again to continue which was not a bad idea at all Returnees : Casanova, the poor guy did not come for 11 months since his daughter was born. Money penny she came this summer after a very long period !! congratulations. Sewbona was sweating in the hot weather of USA as she declared, but we can’t interrogate the GM, can we ? New names : Narjis an estetician lady known for doing great massages is named Full option, for any information about the significance of this name you can apparantly ask all male hares in the hash plus few females. Gifts : Viagra got her 50-run mug, good job but you can increase the dose. Finally swinglow ritual is back again in Ramadan after a 2 week absence, and was carried out by MissedErection. We thank the hares and the hosts, and all who participate to make the ftour table a piece of art, an eatable one of course. Next week run Costas & Costas residence – OLM, wait for more details from the hare raiser. Time 16:30 for 17:00 special ramadan hours to have the circle on maghreb time. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1141 (Sep 29, 2007)

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Run #1140 Missed Erection's House Sep 22, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Golf I

Site: Golf I Hares: MissedErection and Catherine Score: 9.7 The walk was relaxing at the same time butt stretching which makes fulfill its purpose quite smoothly. The run was also nice, runners seemed happy and satisfied, few of them came back [the usual FRBs] and started stretching themselves on the green like little worms, sorry like big worms waiting for some pictures to be taken. Newbees : Amal [a strombolie architecte]. Late comers : Hand job. New names : Catherine will be known from now on as “Gega bit”, Little bit was so excited to finally meet his bigger sister. Apologies hashers for this very short scribe, if it weren’t for hashers being late and then starving to death at ftour time that even the strongest GM powers were not able to hold them in their places for another 5 minutes, I would have something to write about !! What I can tell you for sure is that ftour table was delicious. Afterwards hashers gathered in smaller groups giggling, laughing and having a good time and that’s the important thing, we also had the chance to see the wedding album of MissedErection and Dr. Sexopath. Next week run Scrooge and Last dancer residence - Harhoura. Time 17:00 for 17:15 special ramadan hours to have the circle on maghreb time. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1140 (Sep 22, 2007)

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Run #1139 Brick Hard & Brick eye's House Sep 15, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: Brickhard & Brickeye residence – Hay riad

Site: Brickhard & Brickeye residence – Hay riad Hares: Brickhard, Brickeye and Noureddine Score: 9.8 It was my first Hash in Ramadan and to my humble experience it was a very nice and organized day, the great thing about it is that hashers can’t afford to be late in ramadan. 17:30 we circled up and took off. It was a nice 45 minutes run and walk, healthy hashers had enough energy to make it untill Ftour time. Coming back we circled up again before Hrira and shibakiya time. Surely we thanked our hares and hosts for welcoming us in their house and making us a very very big and delicious cooking pot of hrira where you can take a swin in. Returnees : Fucking Papagay from Nadoor. Gifts : Scrooje got his 350 run T-shirt, congratulations, I can’t remember if it was red or green, ask Skippy. On downs : The same day 14 years ago Scrooje & last dancer tried to go to Holland but they went the other way and they came to settle in Rabat. New names : Iness the daughter of Brickhard & Brickeye was called Princess Jasmine [in Alladin] for having nice big eyes like hers, Amine their son was called Yamakasi for his skills in running, kicking, falling down and breaking his bones. Noureddine was called Casimir [a cartoon character] for the great resemblance between them. Ftour table was delicious and variant, hashers continued the night playing pictionary, billiardo and smoking Nargileh J Next week run MissedErection & Dr. Sexopath residence. Time 17:00 for 17:30 special ramadan hours to have the circle on maghreb time. On on Don’t do that !!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1139 (Sep 15, 2007)

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Run #1138 BARRAGE#2 or the SEVEN HILLS RUN Sep 8, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Site: 7 hills

Site: 7 hills Hares: Littlebit, Hotwax, Spacetoon, Phidipidies and Windy Score: 8.5 It was a beautiful day, Pubic relations decided to make the theme Dead sea mud that he brought from Jordan. He took the time before the run to spread mud on hashers faces while explaing the benefits of this kind of mask. A new esthetician talent was found in him that run beside his management skills as a temporary GM. The circle took 30 minutes and there was no time for him to blink before finishing his agenda of the day. Newbees : Janette. Latecomers : Elvis, Sukayna, Brontok, Thieving bastard, rent a wreck and Koala bear. So many late comers, they were like crasy running in all directions trying to catch up with others, but that will teach them a lesson that if you are not on time you will be late. Returnees : Mimosa and Beastiality. Accusations : Phidipidies was accused of being a hare and running in front, so much energy in him, reminds me when I was at his age, I would only run when crasy dogs were following me. Poor Sukayna had new shoes. Sex & the city was accused of giving directions to the site using as a reference a white mosque, well the mosque is no longer white, it was painted in yellow, so please revise all hash documentations for ISO 2009. Brickhead, Ah yeah and Purple rain were accused of shortcutting, and they got a free drink for that. Short stories : Everybody knows about the police roadblocks the last few months. One night Caligula was going back home when a roadblock was set, instead of taking the open lane he ran with his car to the other lane where he exploded his 4 tires. He called Frankestien Junior crying for help, and I guess 4000 Dhs went down the drain. Caligula were you drunk, or were you scared of something !!! Julia wants to pee, she asks Ah yeah where can she do that, he tells her tree number 37 and she goes looking for that tree. No comment !!! Next week run Hay riad at Brickhard and Brickeye residence. Time 17:00 for 17:30 special ramadan hours to have the circle on maghrib time. On on Don¢t do that !!! Happy Ramadan to all

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1138 (Sep 8, 2007)

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Run #1137 LOONEY TUNES RUN Sep 1, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Hares:Purple Rain,Karaoke Queen,Brick Head,Brontok

Hares:Purple Rain,Karaoke Queen,Brick Head,Brontok Site:Not Looney Tunes as planned,but a splendid site near Oued Cherat Rating:excellent,super,best of the best!!!!here I'll defy the GM and give it a 10/10,well done hares!!! Yes, it was one of the greatest hashes we ever had,why? Well the site was gorgeous(hill overlooking a beach near Oued Cherat) ,the Run was,by Compost's,Thieving Bastard's,and Elvis' standards,quite a serious,endurance run. I definitely agree! We run along beach and river,up hills,through forest,along train rails(the view here was wonderful),across Highway then BEER STOP where both runners and walkers come together,BREAKING NEWS: Pubic Relations proudly announced that that he's been carring out his PUBIC duties seriously and devotedly,the evidence:He and DDT are expecting their second baby;Well done you two and CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Off we rocketed again following Brontok this time and expecting the worst, I tried to stick to Sex and the City who was mumbling annd grumbling that it serves us right because in the previous hash we rated the run as easy, poor and short;anyway,all the pain was forgotten when we caught a glimpse of the beach wher walkers and runners came together again for the bst part of this hash :the SWIM, yes the swimmm. quite a sight!! stromboli and sexy harrietts in fashionable, hot swimsuits,happily jumping and splashing in that beautiful beach. You should see the male hashers,standing pathetically,their mouths watering, as they stare at the pretty swimming harrietts . Then few male hashers dared and shyly joined the mermaids in water!!!That was a swim to remember!!!!!!!!!! Circle:Well, the ecstatic swim drowned the circle;it was short,probably because the Hashers had an overdose of the hash pleasures: fun,sun,run, wank, flirt in water.The GM was too drunk and wet to perform her hashy duties. Welcome backs:Oh Yeah and family back from France &Swissland(Koufi Anan) commented Compost!!! -Pubic Relations&DDT are back from the Middle East where they again proved their true committment to the Hash by taking part in Jordan Hash,This puts us to shame!!!! -Windyyy and Peperoooni are back from a tete a tete escapade to Spain,just the two of them, rumor has it,History being confirmed again!!! - Thieving Bastard is back from somewhere,just in time to sweat the runners away. Announcement:GM will be away for three weeks,God knows where,during this period, she delegated all her noble duties to to Pubic Relations,who will face the challenge of assuming his hashy PUBIC duties during the days not the nights of the month of Ramadan;Good Luck!!!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1137 (Sep 1, 2007)

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Run #1135 CEINTURE VERTE Aug 18, 2007 RH3 Scribe

Hares: Genghis, Dr Sexopath, Mongol Jerry, Narjis

Hares: Genghis, Dr Sexopath, Mongol Jerry, Narjis Rate: 8.2(the 2 was a bonus from the GM because of the two beer stops. Both run and walk were just what hashers needed at the end of August; they were voted as being:so,so, short, technically poor,no round abouts, corky, easy,pleasant,...... Beaking News: when the runners made it to the second beer stop, it was reported that Brick Hard was missing;we started worrying,but as some concerned hashers were about to set out to look for him, lucky Brick Hard showed up hand in hand with Karaoke Queen, both sweating and panting(out of breath)!!!!!!Quite hot a day!!! The circle was explosive;hilarious,and out of control;Reason?? Genghis gave us a Genghisy history of the site,something about a three minutes run set by Memory Man. Missed Erection electrified the circle with the famous song:Monday is a wanking day, Tuesday is a finger day, Wednesday is a ammm day, finish the song...... .Frenkein Stein Junior was over excited and wild, only getting him to suck his COHIBA cigar could keep him quiet!!! Sex and the City seemed to be missing something or maybe someone,she kept herself busy by distracting happy-go-lucky Skippy,the two got punished and dragged into the circle. Lot of down downs ,lot of new bees: Sabrina from philadelphia, Florine brought by Sexopath Catherine from Bretagne(Britain of France according to Compost) Badr from New Jersey, Hand Job made him come Welcome backs: Money Penny,Burp,Elvis,Boris,Energizer Bunny Award: Dr Sexopath got her 50th run hash cup,Congratulations!!! New shoes: poor Purple Rain was forced to drink from her drand new running shoes Accusations: some selfish, irresponsible hashers( Iron Maiden, Boris,I can't remember the others ) were accused of enjoying the hash but hating to set it. The biggest and right accusation came from the angry GM who accused all hashers of only drinking, bullshitting, sucking, drinking, wanking, f......(these are her own words!!!!!!!!!!!!!then the circle ended with the same GM going wild and splashing coke on everyboby;the GM is always right! Did we have a swing low?? Can't remember, I think we did! What a wonderful hash that was!! ON ON

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #1135 (Aug 18, 2007)

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Run #874 CEINTURE VERTE Dec 28, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Compost, Thieving Bastard and Frankenstein, Jr. outdid themselves with a...

Compost, Thieving Bastard and Frankenstein, Jr. outdid themselves with a grueling Hash trail at Ceinture Verte. What was most remarkable was that these quasi-gentlemen elected to provide for two Beer Stops along the way. T'was an excellent ending to Hashing in the year 2002. For that, they did earn a run rating of 8.39. But the Scribe is getting ahead of himself. The opening circle got off to yet another late start as Compost had not arrived back from setting the last section of the trail. Apparently he was also getting ice-- a key component for any good Hash. Given the late start and the long trail ahead (as is always the case when such marathonian hares lay the trail), the opening circle was short and to the point. Compost described a long course that would pass by no less than 5 other Rabat Hash sites. Scrooge rolled his eyes and said, "Looks like we're all going to bloody Skhirat on this run". Not quite, but we did come pretty close to Ain Atiq. Flying Balls and Baby Face led the FRBs out into the forest towards Dar Es Salam, while Tiny Tim, Scrooge and Sludge (sporting the Sinner's Jelaba) headed up the wankers. There were a few roundabouts, but the Hashers followed a familiar trail that took them towards the campment des paratroupers up to the Golf Course road. From there they passed the Royal Golf entrance and finally arrived at the first Beer Stop just short of the Golf Course I Hash site, at the bend in the paved road. Ah Yeah and Caligula welcomed the FRBs. And the Beer was cold, H'hmdil'allah. This was a REAL Hash Beer stop, in that the Hashers were afforded plenty of time to consume the Nectar while awaiting the arrival of the Wankers. It took about 15 minutes for all the Wankers to show, but they did all make it by the time Diable finished his second beer. The Hashers were On again, this time following the piste towards Temara. Caligula left Ah Yeah to run the Wanker trail and was replaced by the injured Mr. October in the Beer truck. Flying Balls, Baby Face and Diable led the Hashers to the wooded area rumoured to previously have been used for interrogations and mass burials by the intelligence services (let's just call it the Moroccan Camp X-Ray). It was a lovely place for a Beer Stop, and that's apparently what the Hares were thinking as the Faithful approached Ah Yeah's beer truck for the second time. No lollygagging about this time as Wankers were not routed to this Beer Stop. Besides, it was getting dark out as Hashers were over an hour into the run. So Diable barely had time to pop open his Heineken before Thieving Bastard was a "bastard" and called the On Home. Ah well, Diable elected to drink his beer in the Beer truck and enjoyed the company of Ah Yeah and Mr. October (not to mention another beer). NOT one of the more difficult choices the JM has had to struggle with. The Circle got going almost before the FRBs returned--must have been about eight o'clock in the evening, as car headlights were switched on to luminate the circle. The Hares were called forth to receive great praise for their immaculate effort. Diable will call the Pope next week next week to ask him to consider cannonization of these Hares. 8.39 is too low a score, really. Welcomed back to the Hash were Tiny Tim (in visiting from Holland), Trickster, Party Animal and Baby Face (who left Rabat in '97 and currently hashes with GME Jack the Lad in Carthage /Tunis). The JM then commanded the lead FRBs Flying Balls and Baby Face to take a drink as they were entirely to Front-Running during this run. Wankers advised the JM that petit Hashers Fetal Weapon and Marko were guilty of "warmongering" with sticks and rocks while awaiting the return of No Nun. They must be Republicans (Irish or American, take your pick). Each was made to take a down-down which they promptly poured on Dad's head. Compost and Scrooge then imbibed for finding their vehicles parked differently than when they left the circle. They were joined by Caligula and Tiny Tim who had a hand in the mischief. Newbees Susan and Joshua Davis were then fetted for their first Rabat Hash appearance, despite being related to the Flying Balls-No Nun union which has more Rabat Hashes between them than the rest of the Hashers combined (if you take out Elvis and Ah Yeah). Mr. October and Diable took a down-down together for the Hash sin of running to the Beer Stop only to end up riding back to the Circle. And last, but not least, the Faithful sung Hashy Birthday to Sludge (who must be rapidly approaching the age of majority, or at least we hope so to ensure light sentencing for Party Animal). Big Dog also had a Hashy Birthday. Ah Yeah and Diable wrapped up the proceedings by, just guess-- leading everyone in the Hash Anthem. Afterwards, Fred Flintstone and Party Animal got a bonfire going to warm the faithful of the Faithful who remained behind to enjoy the evening…On On Next Hash: No. 875 New Year's Hair of the Dog Run, Wed. Jan 1, 10:00 for 10:30 at Chez Diable, La Pinede, Souissi. Run and Circle followed by Croissants and Mimosas.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #874 (Dec 28, 2002)

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Run #871 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Dec 7, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Thousands of thirsty and randy Hashers showed up at Skhirat 2 on Saturda...

Thousands of thirsty and randy Hashers showed up at Skhirat 2 on Saturday to over indulge themselves for the second day of the Aid Marbrouka. Or perhaps it was more like 20 Faithful, come to think of it. But faithful they were, and Hares Ghengis Khan and Nature Boy did not disappoint...err, ah well, except for the small matter of a missing Beer Stop. Butthat won’t happen again, as the JM announced that the next Hares to forgo inclusion of a Beer Stop would be punished by a down-down. That’ll show’em, those lazy wanks. Right, so the massive crowd gathered near the farm house at Skhirat 2, and the JM struggled to gain the attention amidst all the confusion and hoards of Hash vehicles that were still pulling up to the well-attended event (Fred Flintstone with Dana, and Compost amongst the noteable latecomers). By 15:45 Ghengis Khan had given his little pep talk about the trail and the runners were “ON”. After some brief roundabouts in the woods, Nature Boy led the Faithful across the familiar suspension bridge to another roundabout. The trail then headed down into the valley, which is when the run got interesting, i.e. muddy. Hashers tread carefully along the trail holding on to reeds, branches and each other to keep from slipping or losing a shoe. Nevertheless, a few of our heroes did succumb to the mud, and they shall be so named in due course. The trail looped back under the suspension bridge eventually surfaced up along the dirt roads across the valley from the hash vehicles. After another roundabout the trail went on for another 10 to 15 kilometers, up and down the valley. FRBs Compost, Elvis and Diable lost the trail a number of times, but fortunately the newer, lighter version of Ghengis Khan was not too far back and managed to catch up to point out the way to the wayward Front-Running Bastards. As there was no BEER Stop, the highlight of the run had to be the river crossing, which entailed scaling across a fallen tree in the mud, making for more slippery adventures. The FRBs did not get back to the cars until 17:15, making for a 90 minute Hash trail. Very impressive, Mr. Khan!! JM Diable called the circle and the Hares were called to account for themselves. Excellent trail, but not a single bloody Beer Stop—we’ll give it an even 5.0. Welcome backs we then delved out to Red Square, the lovely Cheminee and their offspring Rayan, as well as Neptune, Nature Boy, and Huckleberry Hyatt, who decided to grace us with her presence. Compost and Fred Flintstone took a down-down to atone for their tardiness, and then the JM asked Elvis and Nature Boy to take a mug for each of the times that they tumbled to the muddy turf—at least six times between them. As the outdoor temperature was getting colder than the beer, the Faithful sang but one round of the Hash Anthem before packing into their vehicles and vanishing. Next Week’s Hash: Saturday, December 14, 15:00 for 15:30 at BLED DENDOUNE. From the Fes/Meknes autoroute take the first exit and cross over to left/north side of autoroute. Follow flour to Hash vehicles. Hares are AH YEAH and his horse.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #871 (Dec 7, 2002)

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Run #870 BOUREGREG VALLEY Nov 30, 2002 RH3 Scribe

The sun was out for the first Saturday in absolutely AGES with a run sit...

The sun was out for the first Saturday in absolutely AGES with a run site promising a good view and a challenge for FRBs and wankers alike. Things were looking up! So three o’clock came around. And then there were three. Hares. And then three-thirty came around. And then there were three more. Runners. And then there were two more. More wankers. And then ‘Circle up!’ was called. A small, small circle was formed by the 8 faithful Hashers who turned up next to some grazing cows and gliders. Diable asked the hares to step into the circle and describe the run. And with that, the circle was gone as almost half those present stood amongst the other half. ‘Does anybody really want to hear about the run?’ asked one of the hares. A grunt from one or two led him into telling tales of a long, tough run and a long, tough walk. “On-on!” which we all know means something closer to off-off: in this case almost off the cliff as the trail headed towards the horizon and a point where most would need a parachute to wander further. No wonder that the only other homo sapiens present were indeed dangling from a parachute. It was good to note that the hashers yet again stood out from the crowd by throwing reason (and indeed the need for a parachute) into the wind and following the trail into oblivion. Scuttling along the edge of the overlook, one could almost overlook the trail in addition to the breathtaking scenery. Not that the pace of the run wasn’t taking the breath away of the two wankers of the day who were left to play ‘I spy with my little eye…’ a group of FRBs in the distance. At times it seemed that one false step would have plunged a hapless runner off the cliff and rolling down the mountain. Perhaps this is why a beer stop was omitted to ensure that the hashers remained more sure-footed than ever? If so, a sorry excuse indeed for not supplying the faithful hashers with a sip of the amber nectar whilst on the trail. As the final two wanking hashers were making their way up the mountain again (following a trail that sort of went across and down and across and up), the FRBs waiting at the run site discovered the sad fact that the keys to the car where the keys were locked in were in the safe care of one of the wankers. So all the FRBs could do was wait and peer at the beer coolers locked safely in the back of one of the cars. This eventually led Surfer Sorcerer to stand at the top of the cliff and hurl verbal abuse (or was he shouting encouragement?) to the remaining two to ensure the keys to the keys were retrieved before the sun went down and the anti-freeze froze. Once the keys had been unlocked and the beer coolers retrieved, ‘Cirlce up!’ was called for the second time that day. And for the second time that day, the Hares Mimosa, Surfer Sorcerer and Spanish Fly II were invited into the circle – this time for the very exact approach to scientific measurement of a run that is the bumbling ambiguous hash run scoring system. Ghengis Khan thought blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (Hash Scribe is sure that it was all very good as his speech was accompanied by much head nodding and gesticulation not only from the orator himself but also from other hash speakers of lingua franca) but gave the run a 1.7 – nobody any the wiser. Hagar the Horrible thought that the run lacked two things: a beer stop and MORE HASHERS – the second one not the fault of the Hares and gave a 4.5. Theiving Bastard threw all rules to the wind regarding pointing beer stop-less runs, inverted Ghengis Khan’s score and gave the run a 7.1. Using the always favoured Hash Calculation Schema, Diable calculated (obviously correctly) that this gives an average of 4.943, which being a run sans beer stop is far better than average. The down-down was almost as dry as the run: two imaginary down-downs and one drinking water. Spanish Fly II was awarded a 25 run mug, filled to the brim with beer. She was joined by Mimosa as she would not drink alone. However, as Mimosa was pretending to drink, Spanish Fly II ended up drinking by herself anyway. Point of that being lost on not only those present, but also any other mortal who may be reading this trash. The song went one way, the imaginary beer was soon gone another way and most of the beer in the 25 run mug ended up … on … the ground!!! Sacrelidge I hear you say! Safe to say that Spanish Fly II will never, ever again be asked to drink a beer. From a 25 run mug, at least. Hmm… To not loose track of all true hash all traditions that is the down-down at the end of the run, GM Diable without any wisdom whatsoever granted a free beer to the two beer drinkers present. Hagar the Horrible was ostensibly given a down-down for the dubious reason that he ran the walk (whereas he usually walks the run?) As for the second beer, Diable buffed the devilish sheen of honesty to a sparkle in declaring that he awarded himself a down-down because he wanted a free beer. Down the beers went in a haze of gory. After polishing off the beer, Diable led the faithful hashers in one verse of the Hash Anthem before the haggard hashers huddled homewards. Next Week’s Hash: Saturday, December 7, 15:00 for 15:30 at SKHIRAT#2: Take the Auto route towards Casa and turn off at the Skhirat turning towards the beach road. Turn left towards Casa and continue over the Oued Cherrat Bridge. At the junction turn left and go over the highway and the railway. At the next junction go straight across. There is a white house on the left hand side, turn in beside it up a track, and look for the cars. The distance from the Auto route is 9.5k. Hare: Ghengis Khan

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #870 (Nov 30, 2002)

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Run #869 Diable's House Nov 23, 2002 RH3 Scribe

If ever there was a true test of the hardiness of Rabat Hashers, it had ...

If ever there was a true test of the hardiness of Rabat Hashers, it had to have been Saturday past. Despite gale force winds, two meters of rain per hour and hail the size of softballs, the most dedicated, faithful, and thickheaded of Hashers showed up at Diable’s place for a grueling test of endurance. OK, there were a few late comers who had to wank around in the storm until Diable’s nanny let them in the gate (serves the sods right for not arriving in time for the circle). But at least they came, unlike all those other miserable smegheads who only hash when the sun is out. Pooftas!! Right, so the circle was called by Diable and the most Faithful of Hashers gathered round, leaning against each other for support against the pounding wind. Diable asked Hagar to step forward and tell a little bit about the run, but all that scandahooligan could do was complain about the weather, which prompted the Irishman Flying Balls to say what a lovely afternoon it was, making him pine for the sweet days of autumn in Dublin where a day without rain was like a day without..well sunshine. And besides a good rain storm on Saturday was essential if there was any hope of clearing the stench of vomit from the streets before noon mass on Sundays. Ah, those were the days. Meanwhile, Diable reasserted himself advising the 12 other Hashers present that the trail was a real Hashers trail, with roundabouts, checkbacks, and a Beer Stop (if, in fact, Hagar could manage to arrive in time with the Nectar). So they were off, or should that be ON… Compost and Elvis led the throng into the OLM neighborhood, either missing the roundabout or assuming the flour had vanished in the rainstorm. Diable arrived in time to redirect the FRBs across Route des Zaers and into Mabella. Apart from the hare, there were only seven other Hashers on the trail, as Hagar was manning the Beer Stop and Marko and Fetal Attraction decided to keep Swamp Monster company—or rather they saw his cool stash of toys and decided to give the trail a miss. That said, Thieving Bastard, Flying Balls, No Nun, Compost, Elvis, Soxie, Iron Maiden and Lederhosen wound their way through several more roundabouts and false trails in Mabella, until finally finding Hagar the Horrible at the grassy knoll outside the ONEP office. There’s nothing like a Ramadan Beer Stop to separate the Hashers from the Wankers. So while Diable, Flying Balls and Hagar enjoyed their soothing Beer Stop beverage, the fasting indigenous runners kept warm by jogging back and forth in the rain, and Soxie complained about her personal decision to fast in solidarity during Ramadan. Afters some time, a shivering Elvis begged that the On On be called from the Beer Stop. That prompted Flying Balls to empty the remainder of his Heineken on the ground. Not the worst of sins, but alcohol abuse nevertheless. Diable downed his beer in proper fashion and then Faithful were On again. Heading back in the direction of Route des Zaers, the Faithful happened upon the last of the roundabouts. They found all the false trails, so Diable led them away from home on the true trail leading towards the Chellah roundabout. The rain had really picked up at this point. Left at the rondpoint and along the old walls, turning left at the green area across from the Royal Palace walls. And who was to greet FRBs Elvis, Flying Balls and Thieving Bastard but a smiling Hagar the Horrible in his vintage 1982 Nissan Patrol with Beer Stop No. 2. Conversing jovially with Hashers over his second beer in 20 minutes, Diable explained that there were a multitude of reasons for having a plurality of beer stops, not the least of which were the dearth of liquid refreshment during most Ramadan Hashes (OK, it’s Ramadan, but this is still a HASH) and Hagar had already mucked up the Halloween Beer Stop so he still had much to prove and make up for—at least in the estimation of the JM. As the wind and rained picked up even more, Flying Balls announced he was no longer nostalgic for the Emerald Isle and fessed up to never wanting to return to a place with such wretched weather as was currently being experienced. With that and one last swallow of nectar by the JM, the Faithful were off along the homeward trail. Straight up Route des Zaers and then a zig-zag return through OLM. Welcoming the FRBs at Chez Diable were latecomers Fred Flintstone and Top Gun. Being as there were no wankers at this Hash, the JM was soon encouraged to call the circle. But he couldn’t call it soon enough for Compost, Elvis, and Thieving Bastard all of whom made a quick exit, apparently not trusting in the f’tour organized by their Infidel host. In the Circle the JM searched desperately for reasons to award down-downs. First up were the Hares, who earned a score of 7.99, largely owing to Lederhosen and Fred Flintstone’s magnanimous ratings which countered Flying Balls, who gives negative points for each Beer Stop (that’ll be the last time the JM asks him for input). Next up were latecomers Top Gun and Fred Flintstone, followed by a round of down-downs for the loyal Hashers who imbibed at the Beer Stop, Hagar, Diable and Flying Balls. Lastly, No Nun was called in to drink for absolutely no reason that the JM or anyone else could think of, other than there was beer in a glass on the table. She called in her vertically-challenged Irish offspring (Marko and Fetal Attraction) to join her for the down-down. While the beer went down, the little leprechaun’s poured mugs of water on their father’s head. This little ceremony was followed by the Hash Anthem as led by a rain-drenched Soxie. Diable announced that the remaining festivities would be held indoors, so the Hash Faithful retired to the kitchen to break the fast with Harira, eggs, and of course, BEER, courtesy of Lederhosen, Diable and Hagar. Next Week’s Run: Bouregreg Overlook, 1500 for 1530, Saturday 30 November. Hares are Mimosa and Surfer Sorceror. Directions: From Marjan Hay Riad, take the autoroute towards Tanger/Fes. After crossing the Bouregreg and going up the embankment, turn right at the gendarme checkpoint, like you are going to the Reservoir. But instead turn right on to the piste that goes back towards the Bouregreg valley along side the autoroute. Follow the main piste as it turns 90 degrees left, and go about 2 Km. Look for flour on the right and a turnoff to a cow pasture with a great view of the valley. Park with Hash vehicles and hang gliders.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #869 (Nov 23, 2002)

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Run #868 Soxie's House Nov 16, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Have you ever wondered what hashing in Norway would be like? Hash Scribe...

Have you ever wondered what hashing in Norway would be like? Hash Scribe believes that the small befuddled group that turned up for at Chez Soxie November 16 for run 868 should know. Sweaters and jackets abound. It was cold. Well, I guess that is one good reason not to go to Norway. For which the Norwegians are no doubt thankful. (Or what say you, Diable...? Any good reasons to go to Norway?) Just as Circle Up had been called and the description of the run given, Flying Balls, No Nun and assorted Hash Horrors tumble out of their car, late for the run. Even though testicles are turning to icicles at this point, the hash gaggle waited with patience for the two latecomers to get ready for the run and the anticipation of finally warming up properly. On-on is called and the runners are off. But not for long. It soon becomes clear that there was no trail for the runners - only one for the wankers. Hardly quarter of an hour passed before the FRBs are again in view of Chez Soxie and greeted by the always friendly "What are you doing back? The food isn't ready yet.' So the FRBs decide to run the wankers walk twice. Does that make the FRBs twice as bad as wankers? Or just twice as long as wankers? After returning a second time, Compost ventures the idea 'run again a third time?', although there a no takers this time round. No Nun assured Hash Scribe that there had been shorter trails in the history of the hash, although only No Nun had any memory of this... a reflection of No Nun’s memory or the time that has actually passed since a shorter trail was laid…? Once back at Soxies house, there is still a mumble of 'The food isn't ready yet.... and we cannot break the fast for another hour.... To keep hashers happy, circle up is called and the cold group of hashers gather round. First of all the hares Brad and Delphine ere brought on into the circle. No beer stop. No trail for the runners. It wasn't looking good. An average point score of 3.333 was given for the walk. Was that in reference to the length of the run... in meters? The number of minutes it took the hares to lay the trail.... in minutes? Down went some of the few beers downed during this Ramadan Run. There were two more hashers rewarded for their help: Soxie and Decent Exposure were dragged into the circle to receive a vote of thanks for cooking. Obviously this was the time to thank them for cooking: nobody had tasted their gastronomic delights at this point in time. As they were respecting the fast, there were two imaginary down-downs for the two imaginary cooks. There were two shortcutters on the run this week. The hares. Need one say any more? Another down-down for the hares... Fred Flinstone was celebrating yet another birthday this week (he has lost count himself which one it was) but as Fred Flintsone had been unable to make it to the hash by this time (too much birthday cake?) a stand-in was found. Two people who did manage to get to the hash on time - just - was Flying Balls and Marco: down downs were rewarded where a new watch or other time keeper would have been more appropriate... No Nun – not only being late but also running the walk twice - was accused of accosting a dog and given a down down to calm the nerves. At this point in time, GM Pathfinder realized that there were far fewer beers being drunk than Hash Splash had spilled into the beer glasses and decided that he himself was thirsty. As a result, he decided in his very finite wisdom to award a down-down to the two Hash Scribes of recent weeks. Hagar and Pathfinder were brought in for a sample of the warm beer that was very, very cold and downed the downdowns before the circle reached the 17th verse of 'why are we waiting?' Why indeed? As if the Hash Trash was ever worth waiting for. A naming ceremony took place for one of the hares. Delphine, being an obviously devout Catholic, is known to have left her dear husband behind on almost their wedding night. Arriving in Morocco alone, she has allegedly taken to other means of whiling away the lonely nights - Virgin's Prayer is the name of a battery operated something for just that - and also the name by which she will be known in the Hash forever more. As if to put a pointed end to the naming ceremony, Virgin’s Prayer bequeathed upon the huddling hashers a glimpse of a pierced belly button. Warming up the hashers at last? We were all pleased to hear that we would need to hear Pathfinder's voice again for a while: wishing him bon voyage, he was given a down-down to keep him going away until January 3 next year - was the beer that bad? Fred Flintstone had arrived by this time and was asked to join in time for his hash birthday present: a down down. One verse of the hash anthem rounded up proceedings before it was time to wait around for the food to be ready and the sun to go down (although it should be pointed out that there was no sun to be seen all day). At this juncture, a majority of the hashers departed for home, leaving a small but distinguished group to eat all the food that had been prepared and ….. fun …… Harira….. warmth….. dates …… laughing …… well. Should you not have been there and stayed on? This week's Hash: Another Harira Run, Chez Diable. 15:00 for 15:30 Saturday, November 23, La Pinede, Souissi.Directions: From the Chellah roundabout, take Route des Zaers towards Dar Essalam. When you see the second SHELL station on your LEFT, you will need to take the next RIGHT turn (across from Patisserie Souissi and Wafabank). Turn RIGHT at the T-junction (Residence de l'Ambassade de Tunisie) and Chez Diable is the first house on the left (No. 10 Cadi Sanhaji).

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #868 (Nov 16, 2002)

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Run #867 SCROOGE Farm Nov 9, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Last Dancer and Scrooge proved once again that they are the consummate h...

Last Dancer and Scrooge proved once again that they are the consummate hosts. About 20 faithful arrived, sort of on time, for this year's first Ramadan run. And a perfect day it was, as well. The sky was beautiful, the sea was beautiful, and the lady Hashers…. No wasting time during Ramadan. A rather straight forward course. So off straight toward the sea we went, turning left just before getting the trainers wet. Neither lips nor trainers wet before sundown, eh? Straight back to the highway, straight to the Ceinture Vert. Left turn, straight to the end of the forest. Left turn. Straight to the highway, again. Left turn. Home. Very creative, but after all, we know how tough it is for Scrooge during Ramadan. Soxie and Pathfinder lead Always, Lederhosen, and Limp Noodle -- a group of longcutters -- toward the beach again, for a more scenic return. Before the circle, Scrooge showed off his new baby -- to the guys. Yes, the guys, 'cause his new baby is a shiny, spanking new-paint, white Citroen DS, vintage 1966. One could almost picture Charlie de G. or Jean Paul B. cruising the "Champs," a Camel hanging out of the side of his mouth and his left arm leaned out of the window. Nostalgie. Last Dancer commented that her father had had two of these yachts de la route, but one was stolen. Maybe that is how Charles found his. Back at the Circle, the hares were praised for a modest, scenic, perfect Ramadan run, but with out Beer Stop. Scrooge offered some lame excuse, but, nonetheless, the throng showed its appreciation with a near max 4.73. Well done, Last Dancer and Scrooge. Since neither the Hare Raiser nor the RA showed up, Pathfnder did the Welcome Backs and the Newbees. There were no Newbees, so the that was easy. PF welcomed back Always who claims to have been in the Marrakech area climbing mountains. Likely story. His smile was way too big for that. Could her name have been Arabic for "has lovely mountains?" In any case, he promised not to do that again. Also, showing gracing us was Chris, who came with Mr. Ed (thanks, ME). He claimed to have spent all his time doing errand for his poor working wife and for the kids. Today, was his bi-monthly day off. He was about the promise something but asked to check with the wife, first. For attaining the lofty level of 50 Runs, Limp Noodle, received his beautiful beer mug with a picture of Mo Chameau on it. Very difficult to attain when you live in Athens. Yes, both, the 50 runs and a camel. LN asked Scrooge to join him, as did Flying Balls who was standing, or drinking, in for his son Marco, who also achieved 50 runs. We also toasted today's MIB -- Men in Black, Elvis, Mr. Ed, and Limp Noodle. It is sooo hard to beat basic black, eh girls? Finally, Pathfinder called out Mr. Ed for a Hashy birthday, please note that he did not throw a party for us, and Limp noodle __ again -- for getting married without hash permission and no Hash wedding. Yes, he is living in sin with that poor girl. And, we cannot warn her; we don't know who she is, poor thing. Hash Anthem, and it was harira time. Next Week’s Run: 1500 for 1530. Harira Run -- BYOB, bring your own bowl. Chez Soxie. “She” aka Decent Exposure and Soxie will be making up the harira soup. Delphine, Brad and Soxie will be setting the trail. Directions: Casa Autoroute, take the Temara exit. Turn toward the beach. At the "T" junction (beach road) turn left and go 2.7 km. Turn left (away from the beach) just after the second tower. Go 300 meters and my house is the second from the end on the left Villa T1. I look over a cow pasture. Moooooo. Hash Softball: No game on the 16th. Next on Sunday, 23 November at who knows what time.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #867 (Nov 9, 2002)

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Run #866 TEMARA FOREST Nov 2, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Left at the Temara exit, then right, then drive, drive, drive, turn left...

Left at the Temara exit, then right, then drive, drive, drive, turn left then drive, then drive some more and then look for the flour on the left and then drive a little more. East of Temara. Was the Hash set by car? Many (including GM Pathfinder) suspected so…. Although it is both the place and the time to pass judgement, Hash Scribe will wait until later in this trash to thrash it out. Maybe. There were as many runners (almost) as hares (She, Hot Rocks, Jamie, Christophe, Sethe and Anna) which made calling “Cirlcle Up” in the bramble conspicuously like ringing a ring. All wanted to hear about the run and She had to shout out “Doesn’t anybody want to hear about the walk?” before anybody decided to ignore it all and go looking for the first flour. Not finding anybody, the FRBs settled on the trail of flour. Or was it uncooked cous-cous yet again? Shouts of “Hagar is an FRB!!!” early on (obviously pointing out the rare occasion that there are indeed Fat Running Bastards at the Hash) left all wondering if this was indeed a run or a walk. As the run criss-crossed the countryside, the trail soon split into a rather long run and a wanking walk. This week, the beer stop driver (She shall remain unmentioned) found the walkers in time for the walkers to tell her where to stop the beer. Or something like that. Luckily, the stopped beer remained just so (and cold) until the runners reached the little patch of heaven and quenched their thirst momentarily. The sound of patter-patter indicated that the runners had again taken up running in favour of drinking (obviously hit by heatstroke by this time), circumventing a small herd of mutton and beef before rejoining the gaggle that are the RH3. The Hares were called into the circle for run appraisal. Soxie thought “it was good – long and hard”. In reference to what, nobody knows – but obviously nothing to do with the run. Or so said Ah Yeah! In the end (where else?), the number 7.777 was agreed upon. Nobody any the wiser. Mugless (some rotten soul left the RH3 beer mugs somewhere different from where they were needed) it was clear that down-downs on this unfair day would be downed from dowdy green Heineken cans. By this time, “HASH HUSH!!” had been called (nay, screamed) on several occasions to no avail. A prime offender was invited in for a down-down, after being found wanking next to a woman - Diable pointing out that this is indeed the best way to wank - the voice of experience, obviously. As everybody knows how to wank, some wankers thought it best to teach hashers how to drink. Christophe and Brad jumped at the chance of a free beer and explained how to drink a beer shotgun style. Caligula was awarded a shirt for 300 runs and proved yet again to all who doubted that the best way to drink a beer is not shotgun style but without style – the Hash way. Shotgun beer was still being drunk (or sunk) while Caligula wiped his moustache, put the empty can on the table, changed shirts, had a second beer and so on… And next, the Religious Advisor took to the floor for the naming ceremony of the day. Obviously used to having a gang of 4 nubile persons on their knees in front of her, naming proceeded and Seth was named Gentle Stroke in a reference to something, Jamie was named Crotch Rocket in reference to something else – only much, much bigger (allegedly). Christophe was christened Mr. Ed – not in reference to something big, but to someone who used to own a horse, which we all know has something big. Finally, Selwa was named Duracell, not so much on account of a battery operated something, but rather on account of something quite different. Perhaps. At this point, some hashers found that there were not enough balls at the Hash and departed for another Ball, leaving this ball behind. Grabbing the circle by the balls, She took over and promptly charged Missing Link II of missing the point by investing not only in a new haircut, but also in a new set of teeth. Bitten by the bug, she went on to charge Thieving Bastard for being one of those who was late for the run, and he was given a down-down. The newbies were next. Brad Mulley, Anna Librelli, Raymond Stewart and Rym Bouazzaoui were called in for a welcoming down-down. Welcome back to Mae West and Limp Noodle were next. Why Noodle was Limp next to Mae West is difficult to straighten out while the beer went south, but so be it. Limp that is. Walkie Talkie Talkie stopped talking long enough to tackle walking the walk into the circle and talking Elvis into joining her for a down-down in celebration of being the walking, talking, recipient of a 25th run ceramic mug (not one of those good-looking stainless steel steins you earn for 50th run). A final trio of charges was levelled against one for leaving the Hash, one for bringing dogs to the Hash and one for bringing cookies to the Hash - one in glee, one in sorrow and one in retribution. Although not necessarily in that order. Ah Yeah and Soxie led the song if not the way in singing one verse of the HHH Anthem. After that, people were left to ponder yet again… was the Hash set by car…? Next Week’s Run: 1500 for 1530. Chez Scrooge in Harhoura. Take the Autoroute towards Casa, exit at Temara and turn right towards the beach. At the coastal road, turn right back towards Rabat. Go about 1.7 km, pass the mosque on the left, and turn left just before the GSM tower. Follow the road right and down towards the beach. Turn left at the bottom and go 300 meters or so, looking for flour and/or Hash vehicles indicating the villa of Scrooge and Last Dancer on your right. Hash Softball: Sunday, 10 November at 11:30 for 12:00 vs. Japanese. Decent Exposure and Crotch Rocket to umpire the 13:30 game to follow.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #866 (Nov 2, 2002)

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Run #865 AMC Oct 26, 2002 RH3 Scribe

In an effort to de-flour Rabat, hares Soxie, Hagar and Pathfinder (or so...

In an effort to de-flour Rabat, hares Soxie, Hagar and Pathfinder (or someone) in their infinite wisdom decided that flour should be given up in favour of uncooked cous-cous in marking the trail through the city of Rabat for the Haloween Hash. Not only this, but in an unprecedented fitness zeal, it was noted that Diet Pepsi had been placed in the RH3 beer coolers. Why energy would be used on putting diet anything into a hash cooler is beyond comprehension to the Hash Scribe, but let’s get on with the trash. The run started with a call to “Circle Up” at 3:20 to which seasoned hashers responded by forming a square in the corner of the American Club. A group of hashers felt that they would celebrate the Halloween Hash by dressing up as, well, hashers. To complete their hash costume, Diable and Pathfinder promptly gave them all down-downs to ensure that they would not go thirsty on the run. And a good thing too – as the beer stop that was planned wasn’t. Not so much not planned as not executed, but more of that later. The run took the gaggle of Hashers from the club, through the streets of Rabat, down the circle market, out the walls, back through the walls, past the Tour Hassan and back to the club. All that was missing on the running tour of the Rabat sights was a double-decker bus. And a beer stop. The thirsty FRBs returned to the American Club at 16:25 - the same time Hagar arrived at the beer stop. Unfortunate indeed that the beer stop was not at the club. Pathfinder declared free beers to all at the Club at the same time Hagar declared free beers to none at the beer stop. Not due to no free beers being available, but rather due to no beer drinkers being available. At least not until the group of dozy wankers led by Soxie and her four legged friend strolled up leisurely and devoured a few beers half an hour after the FRBs had returned back at the Club. “Cirlce Up” was called for the second time that day at around 17:20 by which time all wankers and FRBs alike had returned a more circular circle was formed than earlier. The hares were called up to received the usual friendly critique that is the inevitable pointless point system. Pointless it was indeed from the FRBs as they felt the lack of a beer stop warranted no more than 3.33 venerable R3H points. The walkers pointed out that they did have a beer stop and gave 8.7 points for the runwalk. What was the point of that? Next on the agenda was a welcome back to Shaggable, Turia & Andrea Russel, Othmane Sinaceur, Joe Aaronson, Itzel Fairlie and Hagar the Horrible. Welcome back indeed! Nothing like a free beer accompanied by singing to ensure that returnees do indeed remain returned. A new design for the RH3 300th run shirt was revealed as the presentation went to No Nun for completing 300 runs with the Rabat Hash House Harriers. Joined by Flying Balls for a celebratory down-down in the circle, congratulations are in order! For those readers who read this trash from the beginning, they may have noted that there was an absence of a planned beer stop. Hagar the Horrible was invited to explain. Explain he did: spending time showing the way for two wankers (Itzel Fairlie and Willie Nelson’s twin brother) he might have put the wankers on the right track but in turn lost track of time and didn’t manage to get to the beer stop in time to meet the FRBs. Excuse? Go figure. Down the down downs went. RA Bear Arse presented the New Members to the RH3 as Pamela Fouill, Nioumina Elkhiatt, Mama Marzak, Wassim Bennouna, Idriss El JKohen, Ali Lazrak, Walter Hunt and Daniel McDowell were all invited to partake in the Amber Nectar that was the Faxe beer used for down downs on this day. Ah Yeah’s calls of “Yes It’s True” only enhanced the pointing out of the alleged 46DD assets born by one of the newbies. And despite having witnessed several down-downs by this time, they still required instructions in how to consume a beer, Hash style. Newbies indeed. From the large to the small. No, not Ah Yeah himself. Or his member. But rather his introduction of a new member to the circle. Having blessed (???) the world with the introduction of Ah Yeah Junior just a few weeks ago (ably assisted by Dolly Parton, apparently), the Halloween Hash was the point at which Ah Yeah Junior was introduced to the world of Hashing. Well, why not start early? We look forward to the day when Ah Yeah Junior can drink the beer for himself and not delegate this to others – as was the case here (only the Faxe, ma'am.) In a friendly reminder to all to drive carefully and respect fellow drivers, Booby Trap was invited for a down-down. Having been the recipient of international sign language that involves the use of pointing a given finger in an upwardly direction, Booby Trap reacted calmly by stopping her car, getting out, slamming the door and shouting at the offender. Ever showing support of fellow calm drivers, She accompanied her for a calming drink Hash Cash’s earlier efforts in the day were worthless when it was revealed that a RH3 member – a hare, indeed – had not paid for drinks! The punishment (???) for this offence was a free drink in the circle of friendly (???) hashers. Soxie invited Frankenstein Junior into the circle to celebrate the success of defrauding the Hash of Cash. Wrapping up, Lonely Digit and Gyros were awarded enveloped cash prizes in recognition of wearing togas envied by Caesar himself at the Volubilis run. And wrap up all hashers wish they had. Mosquitoes had by this time awakened to the fact that there was plenty of sweaty, meaty flesh exposed in the circle and set in for a large scale attack with such force that no hasher has experiences anything like it before. Reaching a rapid conclusion with two verses of the Hash Anthem allowed all Hashers to run faster than they had at any time that day in search for cover from the relentless onslaught of the combined 8th, 6th and 5th squadrons of the Rabat Mosquito force. On on. Next Week’s Run: Missing Link Site, East Temara -- 15h00: Hares: Christophe, She, Hot Rocks, and other pre-historics. Take the autoroute – exit Temara and turn left. Go over the autoroute and into Temara until you hit the first major intersection, there is a light. Turn RIGHT at the light, go until the next light. There is a sign pointing to the left for Khouribga, turn LEFT at the light. Go 6.9 kilometers until you see a turn off marked with flour into the woods to your LEFT. On the right side of the road is a metal sign for a pepienere- but turn LEFT. (In the past we have turned right into the woods). Follow the trek and flour until you see the cars.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #865 (Oct 26, 2002)

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Run #864 SIDI CHAFI Oct 19, 2002 RH3 Scribe

A remarkable Hash event took place at Sidi Chafi last week. No, it was n...

A remarkable Hash event took place at Sidi Chafi last week. No, it was not remarkable by the presence of visiting GME Jack the Lad (in on a conjugal visit—but Super Trooper says it was really to Hash and play softball). And no, it was not owing to the antics of Bodyguard, also in town visiting from Pretoria. The Hash was remarkable because a decent trail was set by Ah Yeah. Of course, he did have help from Bodyguard, and he did manage to muck up the Beer Stop. But all in all, it was quite a smashing effort from one who so often delivers an anti-climatic 10 minute trail preceded by a 15 minute diatribe on the variety of mushrooms plentiful at Sidi Chafi. Enough pissing about…let’s get to the run. JM Diable started the pre-run circle with a welcome back down-down for the venerable visitors, JTL and Bodyguard. It was a sweltering day, so there’s nothing like a tepid mug of nectar to get the lads going. As alluded to above, the hares for the day were Ah Yeah and Bodyguard. They more or less pointed in the direction of some flour and Compost and Elvis were off, followed by Flying Balls, Mimosa and JTL (the usual FRBs). A couple of roundabouts and 15 minutes later, the FRBs arrived at a watering hole marked as a beer stop. Only problem was, no bloody beer. In fact, the beer did not arrive until after Bear Arse and Fred Flintsone strolled in—which we all know is an eternity of time. Some 20 minutes passed before Ah Yeah arrived with the nectar in his 4x4. After the mad scramble of thirsty hashers for the coolers, Bodyguard called a beer stop circle to lead the group in his own unique rendition of the Hash Classic “Father Abraham”. Audience participation was outstanding. Even Mimosa and Iron Maiden were trying to keep up with the hilarity. The second half of the trail saw a few more hashers joining the wankers for the more direct route home. Given all the talk about mushrooms at the beginning of the event, precious few champignons were witnessed during the trail. Conversely, we all had to listen to Decent Exposure and Bear Arse talking about copulating turtles and their coos for well-endowed, scrapping young men—all in vain. Fred Flintstone led the wankers into some godforsaken stench zone that required a 20 minute detour to get around. The funk was so offensive that Walky Talky Talky actually kept her mouth shut for five minutes. Eventually the wankers joined the FRBs back at the vehicles to join in the circle. JM Diable called forth the hares for their usual berating. Sludge, Decent Exposure, Flying Balls and Elvis proposed some scores for the run, but the JM was having none of it and gave the run a 3.8, primarily because of the beer stop delay. Ah Yeah and Bodyguard drank their nectar. Welcome backs included another round for JTL and Bodyguard. They were joined by Caligula (who’s absence at Volubilis was very conspicuous), R-Sole and Chris Redecki. GME Jack the Lad took the opportunity to announce that the Carthage HHH would like to join the Rabat HHH for a joint hash event in Rabat sometime in March/April. JTL will coordinate with Rabat Hash Mismanagement, but it sounds like an On On. Bear Arse and Fred Flintstone were then called out by the JM for transporting dead animal parts to the circle. Don’t know what for. At least Missing Link II and Hot Rocks do that sort of thing for money. Elsa ‘Habiba’ Klensch awards were given to Seth Dubuc and Iron Maiden for their striped attire, and they were joined by Mimosa, Walky Talky Talky, Donna Artingstall, Good Head and R-Sole for wearing long trousers on such a HOT day. The JM also called out Newbee Jim Powney to do a down-down with Big Dog ‘cause his dredlocks were so cool. A Hash Hush was then called to welcome the newly christened Religious Advisor, Bear Arse, to the circle to instruct the Newbees. And a bloody shitload of newbees there were. Bear Arse welcomed Adam Red, Marissa (who was asked to reveal the Japanese tattoo on her arse and was quite willing to do it, the TART, who happens to hail from Houston thus proudly proclaimed She, which probably explains her TARTINESS), Latifa, Judith Sole (R-Sole’s brother’s friend’s little sister that his brother married after a long and messy marriage to some other bloke’s sister but we won’t get into that here), Jim Powney (the white rasta-man), and Anthony & Hanna McDowell. Bear Arse took forever to get through that lot and they proceeded to drink half the Hash beer with their down-downs. Diable then called upon some sinners to drink, included among whom were Adam Red for indecent exposure at the beer stop, Jim Powney and Bear Arse for not collecting their keys from the table, and then a host of polluters for smoking in the circle and throwing their nasty cigarette butts in the beer cooler. The guilty included Missing Link II, Big Dog, Scrooge, Ah Yeah, Compost, Money Penny and Jim Powney. With beers still left on the table, Donna Artingstall was asked to do a farewell down-down and was joined by latecomers Booby Trap and Dana (whose beer was graciously consumed by Fred Flintstone). This all would have made for a lovely ending, but the JM unwisely turned the circle over to visiting Pretoria GM Bodyguard for three minutes, which quickly turned into a 30 minute rant that included three rounds of down-downs, another Hash song (“I like Mondays because Monday is a Wanking Day”) and accusing the Rabat Hash of being the Most Fucking-est Hash in the world because of all the babies being produced (Caligula, Frankenstein, Jr, Ah Yeah, Dr Death, Fred Flintstone, etc…). The thing finally ended as the moon was rising above Sidi Chafi. One version of the Hash Anthem was sung by all. AMEN!!! Next Week’s Run: The HALLOWEEN HASH: American Club at 15:00 Please come dressed as your favorite ghost or goblin for the HASH run!! Note that this will NOT be an evening run. Hash Announcements: Softball: 13:00 for 13:30 Sunday, 27 October vs. NOMADS at the Rabat American School. CONGRATULATIONS to Lonely Digit and Gyros, Winners of Best Female and Male Togas at Volubilis on October 12. Please see Hash Cash for your cash prize. Hash Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #864 (Oct 19, 2002)

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Run #862 Volubilis Oct 12, 2002 RH3 Scribe

It’s not every day that you arrive at a hotel and are welcomed by two Ru...

It’s not every day that you arrive at a hotel and are welcomed by two Russell Crowe whatabee roman Generals and two gorgeous hand maidens. The only thing missing was chalice of wine recently made from local grapes stopped by said maidens. Actually, the two generals were General Anis (Frankenstein, Jr.) and General Clitoris (Thieving Bastard), two of the chief organizers for the Rabat Hash Fifth Toga Run Weekend. Many thanks to them and others in the Mis-management team for a great weekend. Special thanks to Elvis for the great posters, TB for driving the planning schedule, Ah Yeah, Pathfinder, Diable, Soxie, She and Hot Rocks, and Bear Arse for hauling the tons of logistics needed for this lot. And, double thanks to Gyros for providing music for the evening's post-dinner aerobics. Precisely at 15h00, or at least as precise as Hashers get, GM called the circle. Hare Compost showed up about five minutes later. Around seventy runners and walkers assembled around the Volubilis garden to hear Compost and Soxie talk around the details of the run. Off we went out the back door and over the fields, directly toward the back door to the Ruins site. We posed for photos around said port, then restarted toward the Arc de Triumph, turning short to the right to run around the complex. One could believe this tactic was to run around to the beer stop. But no. It was to run around the ticket takers looking for 20 dirhams a head. Climbing, running, jumping, stumbling, and finally arriving a the Beer Stop. Ah Yeah, habitual keeper of the nectar, declared that someone had removed the beer from his truck. For five long minutes, Ah Yeah made us drink –water. Yuk !! Then the lying bastard pulled the cooler from the back seat. Saved. As usual, compost took off before the rest and led us way too far around Robin Hood’s barn before retuning us to the hotel garden. Wasting no time, Pathfinder called the circle. The hares were given an unusually high, but well-deserved rating of 8.35. Before welcoming the Newbees, GM officially baptised Bear Arse as the new RA - on her knees of course, but quite proper mind you. Then RA welcomed Hash Party trippers Donna Artingetall, Samira Boudadan, Mounir Chmaoui, and NO, I did not make these names up. The newbees did proper down-downs and promised to return - sometime. Sinners? Oh, YES. Soxie, always looking for a free beer, Pathfinder, and Thieving Bastard were all accused for getting injured on the run. Falling, Bleeding, and swan diving to be exact. Elvis was the king of short cutters today by paying entry to the site in order to avoid running around it in his General Gluteus Maximums, bright red costume. Fred Flintstone joined Elvis for leading the walkers off trail. So, what's new about that!! Diable was called for misleading a convoy of cars passed the Volubilis turn, through Meknes, and half way to Oujda. Liz Taylor was called in to imbibe for not bringing a Toga and using Hotel material instead. And, Hashy birthdays went to little Nabil and Cynthia. Gyros and Ah Yeah proudly received their 250 Run Polo shirts. What dedication. Finally, RA Bear Arse named two Hashers. Cynthia became Easel, due to her artistic leaning and good understanding. Nejwa became, Chemical Attraction for her calculating ability to collect male Hashers -- without beer. Run 863 -- Same place. 0900 the morning after. Hard to believe that over 30 Hashers, last seen keeping time to the gyros Disco, actually made it, on time, for the "hare of the dog." Very impressive. However, this morning, there were more walkers than normal. Just as well. When these wankers finally arrived at the Arc de Triumph, we posed again and again for everyone's cameras -- even the tourists from the 47 tour buses in the parking lot. We stopped two more times for photos and most of the group meandered slowly through the ruins. Yes, this time, Hash Cash paid the entrance fee. By the time all returned to the circle, breakfast was already collecting flies. GM and helpers poured Mimosas for down-downs and ensured that everyone came into the circle to have one. The true hashers tried to sneak extra down-downs but were thwarted when Ah Yeah led the group in the Hash Anthem. Next Hash -- Proposed as Sidi Chafi. 3 pm, as usual. Meknes Road, 3km past Money Factory, before the Autoroute, look for right turn to Side Chafi. Look for flour on the right after a couple of kms. If you you arrive at a large farm building on the left, you’ve gone too far. Art Exhibit : Easy Easel showing her paintings at Villa Monterey in Souissi – OLM. Sunday 5 – 7pm. Contact Pathfinder for directions. Hash Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #862 (Oct 12, 2002)

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Run #851 RESEVOIR / LAKE Aug 3, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Many thanks to Always, Dr. Death, Leila, Top Gun, and Mehdi for finding ...

Many thanks to Always, Dr. Death, Leila, Top Gun, and Mehdi for finding a new site. As we enetered our beloved resevoir, we found major flour dribblings leading us to the RIGHT, an appropriate move I suppose given the current world political tide. Yes, on flour, on and on and on. Would we ever get there? We should have known that there would not be any flour left for the trail. Finally, we found the Battalion of Hares cooling their heels and drinking beer. But, we were no longer looking at our favorite beach and the open expanses of water and the goat shit we were use to. How disconcerting for the shortcutters -- a new, strange trail near the narrows separating two lakes. The GM called the circle for the 30 faithful and asked the Hares for their guidance. Top Gun shot out that the run was long, but was quickly muzzled by lead Hare Always who carried on in French. On and on and on until Pathfinder plugged him up with a 15-second translation. Always led us down to the narrows to some somewhat-floating sheep carriers, and across the stormy seas we went. Frankenstein Jr assumed a position at the front of the lead boat, vaguely reminiscent of a guy named George crossing much colder water. The run began with Ernest, leading up the hill, and the next hill, and the next, and the next – sort of like Always or a politician’s discourse. The uphills seemed never ending. Believe me, there was some major shortcutting going on – except with the Walk-ank-ers, led by Soxie. Soxie was also the proud porter of the Sinner’s Jelaba. Walk-ank-ers are suppose to shortcut as often and as much as possible in order to arrive home just after the runners. The runners – especially FRBs are loudly shouting “On On” so that the Walk-ank-ers can shortcut, right? Not a chance. These guys have the lungs of pussy cats. Appropos, it was fun to note that Hare Leila was struggling toward the end of the course. She turned down more offers for piggyback rides in ten minutes than TB has girl friends. Back to the Walk-ank-ers. I believe Soxie was going slowly on purpose – last back, actually - to keep the runners from the Circle’s free beer. Believe it or knot, everyone returned from this nautical adventure -- two successful amphibious landings. Maybe those lazy-assed Marines will start coming out to the Hash, now. Upon arriving back at the cars, we were greated by regular late-comers Dolly Parton, Ah Yeah in the Skinned Banana, and the irrepresible Big Dog. These very welcomed faithful were to be justly rewarded later. In the long-awaited Circle, GM called forth the five Hares before their peers. No Beer Stop. No flour. Flying Balls gave the highest mark of 6.73 (the only number he knows) BECAUSE there was no beer en route. Someone gave a 6.5 because "she like the boat." After all sorts of other stupid numbers and reasons, the GM awarded the very good new-site run a 5.35 even though it Beer Stopless. Newcomers--only one today and a dubious one at that given he was Mehdi Azmane, Always’ Italian brother. Does everyone have an Italian brother? Guess what he does there; he's training to be another pill pusher; like Always, Dr. Death, Mrs Death -- Italian trained. Could give Italian cooking another meaning. We welcomed back Alex Novelli, Ghita Sinaceur, and Othmane Sinaceur. None had good excuses for not Hashing, so we gave them the beer-and-water torture. Sinners? Oh, yes we had ‘em. Today, Caught shortcutting by the GM were Thieving Bastard – saving energy for Sunday's half marathon, Daddy Cool, Ghengis Khan. GM tapped Missing Link for shortcutting faster and over taking GM on a Shortcut. The Worse offender, of course a former GM, was bootlegger, who professed at least 57 times that he had not shortcut. Thus, proof positive. Sinner’s Jelaba went to Soxie for being a former GM and not wearing a Hash Shirt to the Hash. So GM gave her proper attire, as any gentleman would. Finally we gave Mr. October his well deserved 50-Run Mug. Then all hell broke loose when the two former GMs, Soxie and Bootlegger decided to make accusations. Ridiculous but well deserved accusations, nonetheless. Almost everyone got a down-down and the Circle broke up at sunset with a hearty Swing Low. If you haven't had a down-down in a while, just tell Soxie. Next Hash -- Sidi Chafi. 4 pm, as usual. Meknes Road, 3km past Money Factory, before the Autoroute, look for right turn to Side Chafi. Look for flour on the right aftera couple of kms. If you you arrive at a large farm building on the left, you’ve gone too far. Hash Party – Chez Hooligan. Starts at 21h00. BYOBeer. Coming – 23 August, Friday evening Hash in Tangier - 12 October 2002, Toga Run at Volubilis. Hash Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #851 (Aug 3, 2002)

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Run #848 ONEP Valley Jul 13, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Special thanks to Sakina and Chihab for loaning us the use of their yard...

Special thanks to Sakina and Chihab for loaning us the use of their yard, pool, and house for Hash 848 and subsequent barbeque. Also, special thanks to Gyros for providing the dance music and to FrkStnJr (Saad) and Marieme for the acoustic dinner music. It was a great party and everyone had a good time, everyone except those that didn’t make it home from the run. Yes, it’s true. Some of the runners are still out there in the ONEP valley ? somewhere. No wait. We’ve found them; about nine Hashers. They were found on L'Ilot de Leila. We hear they now are recruiting some new Spanish Hashers. I hope they bring them to the next Hash at Pathfinder’s. Pathfinder started the Circle by reminding the group that the Hash is about friendship, fun, and above all, respect for one another. He pointed out that sometimes alcohol causes Hashers to say things they shouldn't or wouldn't. He asked that all Hashers, before speaking, remember ? Respect one another. Well, what about this run? Hares Compost, Frankenstein, Junior, Thieving Bastard, and many others who are not written on the Hash sheet. Typical for Compost, it was a long run, around Robin Hood's barn ? in this case ONEP ? with a modest effort required for the Wankers. About an hour after the On On, Los Tres Amigos FRBos ? Compost, Elvis, and Flying Balls arrived barely breaking sweat. It was another 30 minutes before the last runners arrive…Thieving Bastard, trailing hare, arrived with Hagar the Horrible and deux jollies filles. Ummmm. Pathfinder called the circle after the LRBs (last or late running bastards) arrived. All judged the run to be quite adequate with only one major fault ? no Beer Stop. Hence the exalted rating of 4.99. We welcomed back Good Head, Tadpole, Kick Start, Hot Rod, Rick Gold, Mega Balcon, and Raft Terrain. All of them had terrible excuses for not showing up -- like being out of the country or forgetting where Rabat is. We would have fêted Swamp Monster on his first birthday, but he had a date with Dana or Kenza, his dad, Diable can't keep up. We did fête Marco and Dr. Death for 25 runs each ? big On On. But, wait. These guys have been here a long time. Only 25 runs? Better pick up the pace boys !! Time for news. Newbees: Flying Balls graciously stood in for the negligent and absent RA and welcomed hosts Sakina - super stromoli and Chihab, as well as Mhamed, Nazik, Mehdi, Balimma, Rhalima, Renra, and Familia. If you don't recognise the names, it's because the Scribe can't read the Hash Sheet. Oh sheet !! Thanks, Mr. Balls. You did a great job. The only sinners called in were Mega Balcon and Raft Terrain for not respecting others ? after the GM discourse, by jumping the queue to use the "OO." Mega Balcon said, "Ina French, pleez." So, GM PF did his own incomprehensible Ah Yeah-type translation. In any case, it's always good to watch these to ladies do down downs. New Names: Again Memory Man reared his absent head. Scheduled naming for Selma, Hakim, and Leila were delay until next week. So, that's all the news, except: Flash ? Frankenstein Junior is Tamed !! Yes, the normally effusive and irrepressible ? not to mention loud ? Frank was subdued and orderly. Why, you ask? Well, a quick check around the terrace near the pool provide the answer. Frank's Mother-in Law there. Now we know hold to control our Merdah. Announcement ? Important, Important, Important. Missing CDs ? Gyros is missing a box of CDs, a large box or suitcase with a few hundred irreplaceable disks. Please help us find these treasures for our friend who provides us so much fun and entertainment. Next Hash: Chez Pathfinder -- lots of Hares including Akmed, Malika, and Hagar. 16h00, Saturday, 20 July, Souissi - Hay Riad.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #848 (Jul 13, 2002)

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Run #842 SIDI CHAFI Jun 1, 2002 RH3 Scribe

…this seems to have been the day for happy returns as the Hash saw the r...

…this seems to have been the day for happy returns as the Hash saw the reappearance of T.V. Dinner, Pappa Cool, Spanish Fly II, Dominqos, Sayanara, Alex Novelli, Ahmed Maoul, Petite Nature, Asley, Boris, and Snigoorka. In honor of them, Hares Ah Yeah!, Dolly Pardon, and Fridge set a respectable run and a wanking walk that both exercised the runners and gave the walkers beautiful vistas to visualize and v’onder about. Actually, that’s all poppycock as it was a short, but fast, run and the wankers had no beer to quench their exercised-induced thirst. That said, the run was barely voted “ON ON” and the hares given their just rewards. GME Jack the Lad then called the porter of the ‘Sinner’s Jelaba’ to the circle, T.V. Dinner, and informed the amazed Circle that he had eyed her stretching before the run (a serious ‘NO NO’). However, to drink alone makes you a (pause) Hasher, and so Bianca was brought out and made to drink a pint for coming to the Hash in high heels with no black stockings. New shoes were spotted on Frankenstein Jr., 50 runs to Gizmo and Petite Nature, and Monika sent long distance On Downs to Gyros and Ah Yeah! from the Carthage Hash in Tunis. There was some other silly nonsense that went on but I can’t remember anymore after so many years of ‘On Downs’. ON ON and see ya in two weeks!!! UPCOMING EVENTS Don’t forget that the American Club has been reserved for the Hashers on Wednesday nights. If you’re a Hasher then you get free access to the Club! • 7 June – Happy Hour at the Marine House (wear your MSG shirt and get a free drink!) • 8 June – Ain Attiq Run (see/call Caligula for run details) • 16 June – Hash Half Marathon (see Thieving Bastard for details) • 29 June – GME Jack the Lad’s Farewell Run (barbeque at the Reservoir!).

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #842 (Jun 1, 2002)

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Run #838 Plage des Nations May 4, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Fifty-Five Faithful bought ticket, but only 15 made the run and 10 the w...

Fifty-Five Faithful bought ticket, but only 15 made the run and 10 the walk. Many others were late-because of working, traffic, or some other lame excuse. Even claimed to be watching the keys and cars, and one even fake an injury showing up in a cast from foot to knee. Your secret is save with us, Last Dancer. Truth be known, the faithful got wind-not from the Hares-that Diable and Pathfinder had set run, absent from camp for over three hours. The Runners were not disappointed; they did see it all. Hash Cash was a little slow getting people checked in because the Hash Merda was neglecting his duties and attending to the “filles.” GM called the circle and he and Diable translated Ah Yeah’s explanation of the run, misleading the faithful into expecting a forest run. Out the gate and up the hill toward the Autoroute. At the first roundabout, Sharp-eyed Sheila refused to chase down a false trail and Compose quickly had the runners on farine. Opps. What’s this? Not a Checkback at the top of the hill near the forest to the East !! Fooled and embarrassed !! While Pathfinder was laughing, the FRBs were heard to say, “that’s not funny.” Back down the hill, around the corner, and up another hill to another roundabout. By this time, the FRBs had wised up. They blew past the roundabout and headed straight for the forest. A lovely forest with lots of cool shade for this hot April afternoon. Ah, but the trial turned West, out of the forest along a serpentine route to the Beer Stop on the hill over looking the Atlantic. Ridge had lovely Arabic Music cold ones for the few that took brews. As the walkers arrived, Ah Yeah rolled up with Leya and House Music. Surfer Sorcerer gave the Beer Stop a miss and hit the waves. Down onto the beach for an arduous slog through the soft sand for about 15 minutes then up the steep long climb to the coast road and on toward home, or so thought the FRBs. Another ten minutes and WHAT?!!? … another uphill checkback? Coming back down the hill, the FRBs found Pathfinder pointing to the “true” farine (why didn’t the FRBs see it in the first place? Too fast were they? By the time the FRBs found the trail home, all the back RBs had caught up. A well planned trail, eh? After treating the runners to a Hash with everything, mountains, ocean, beach, forests, villages, trails roads, a great Beer Stop, and even a couple of checkbacks, the Hares received their just desserts and a totally inadequate rating of 7.3. The Beer Stop rating was 9.1. Clearly, Diable wants to win the “best beer stop” prize this year. Lots of sinners and other rewards and punishments today, to be sure. GM welcomed the late comers, Mrs. Death, Rent -a-Wreck, Rip Van Tickle, and several others who shall remain nameless. Getting to Moulay Bousselham is important and can get people excited. So it is understandable that some Hashers would run in to difficulties get there. For example, the most likely to run afoul of the law is Memory Man. So, of course he did. However, to keep from paying 400dhs, he called Rip Van Tinkle and had him offer the policeman a bride over the phone. Guardian took the Fes Autoroute to the Hash, so he had to drive very, very fast to here there via Fes. Yes he was stopped and fined-the full 400. It would only be fair if Memory Man split the difference in fines with Guardian in the spirit of true Hashership. Mrs Death was also nailed-caught speeding-but she refused to talk about how she handle the situation. The most important award was to the Hash Softball Team that spanked the Embassy the previous weekend. ON ON !! Then, Boris, Fridge, Mimosa, Snigorka, and Torn Ligament all received their long-over-due 50-Run Mugs, adorned with the image of Mo Chameau and the Rabat Hash logo. Two other sinner awards worth mentioning were quite serious violations of Hash Etiquette. The GM called out Compost, Surfer Sorcerer, Sharp-eye Sheila, Hot Rocks, Snigoka, and Boris for showering before the Circle. Can you imagine their smell!! Then, GM call out Compost, Hot Rocks (not again), and Always for NOT shortcutting when there was an obvious opportunity. Very, very bad. The RA welcomed three newcomers using the translating talents of Ah Yeah, Hot Rocks, and Pathfinder. The Hash welcomed Gert and Viola from Germany, Kell from Romania, and Gitar-playing Kamal from Rabat. Soon after the Hash Anthem, the grills came out and Ah Yeah went in search of a generator and fuel for it so that we could have Gyros Music. He first returned with a huge dead tree, but we told him that the generator needed a different type of fuel. The tree would later serve as the bonfire and centre of the truth circle. Everyone ate their fill and drank too much and danced into the wee hours. The Truth Circle broke up at about 05h30. Good party. The morning Hair of the Dog Run was cancelled due to a preponderance of hangover and total lack of interest. However, the Softball game was still on. The Hash managed to get nine dedicated players out there, even the injured Hot Rocks playing in his first game. But the effects of Moulay Boussalam keep the team from its best performance. Nonetheless, it was well played and those that played will be rewarded. Next Run: HASH No. 838 (again): SATURDAY, 4 May 2002 at 15:00 HARES: Rip Van Tinkle and Hot Rod Location: Plage des Nations

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #838 (May 4, 2002)

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Run #837 MOULAY BOUSELHAM (Flamand loisirs) Apr 27, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Fifty-Five Faithful bought ticket, but only 15 made the run and 10 the w...

Fifty-Five Faithful bought ticket, but only 15 made the run and 10 the walk. Many others were late-because of working, traffic, or some other lame excuse. Even claimed to be watching the keys and cars, and one even fake an injury showing up in a cast from foot to knee. Your secret is save with us, Last Dancer. Truth be known, the faithful got wind-not from the Hares-that Diable and Pathfinder had set run, absent from camp for over three hours. The Runners were not disappointed; they did see it all. Hash Cash was a little slow getting people checked in because the Hash Merda was neglecting his duties and attending to the “filles.” GM called the circle and he and Diable translated Ah Yeah’s explanation of the run, misleading the faithful into expecting a forest run. Out the gate and up the hill toward the Autoroute. At the first roundabout, Sharp-eyed Sheila refused to chase down a false trail and Compose quickly had the runners on farine. Opps. What’s this? Not a Checkback at the top of the hill near the forest to the East !! Fooled and embarrassed !! While Pathfinder was laughing, the FRBs were heard to say, “that’s not funny.” Back down the hill, around the corner, and up another hill to another roundabout. By this time, the FRBs had wised up. They blew past the roundabout and headed straight for the forest. A lovely forest with lots of cool shade for this hot April afternoon. Ah, but the trial turned West, out of the forest along a serpentine route to the Beer Stop on the hill over looking the Atlantic. Ridge had lovely Arabic Music cold ones for the few that took brews. As the walkers arrived, Ah Yeah rolled up with Leya and House Music. Surfer Sorcerer gave the Beer Stop a miss and hit the waves. Down onto the beach for an arduous slog through the soft sand for about 15 minutes then up the steep long climb to the coast road and on toward home, or so thought the FRBs. Another ten minutes and WHAT?!!? … another uphill checkback? Coming back down the hill, the FRBs found Pathfinder pointing to the “true” farine (why didn’t the FRBs see it in the first place? Too fast were they? By the time the FRBs found the trail home, all the back RBs had caught up. A well planned trail, eh? After treating the runners to a Hash with everything, mountains, ocean, beach, forests, villages, trails roads, a great Beer Stop, and even a couple of checkbacks, the Hares received their just desserts and a totally inadequate rating of 7.3. The Beer Stop rating was 9.1. Clearly, Diable wants to win the “best beer stop” prize this year. Lots of sinners and other rewards and punishments today, to be sure. GM welcomed the late comers, Mrs. Death, Rent -a-Wreck, Rip Van Tickle, and several others who shall remain nameless. Getting to Moulay Bousselham is important and can get people excited. So it is understandable that some Hashers would run in to difficulties get there. For example, the most likely to run afoul of the law is Memory Man. So, of course he did. However, to keep from paying 400dhs, he called Rip Van Tinkle and had him offer the policeman a bride over the phone. Guardian took the Fes Autoroute to the Hash, so he had to drive very, very fast to here there via Fes. Yes he was stopped and fined-the full 400. It would only be fair if Memory Man split the difference in fines with Guardian in the spirit of true Hashership. Mrs Death was also nailed-caught speeding-but she refused to talk about how she handle the situation. The most important award was to the Hash Softball Team that spanked the Embassy the previous weekend. ON ON !! Then, Boris, Fridge, Mimosa, Snigorka, and Torn Ligament all received their long-over-due 50-Run Mugs, adorned with the image of Mo Chameau and the Rabat Hash logo. Two other sinner awards worth mentioning were quite serious violations of Hash Etiquette. The GM called out Compost, Surfer Sorcerer, Sharp-eye Sheila, Hot Rocks, Snigoka, and Boris for showering before the Circle. Can you imagine their smell!! Then, GM call out Compost, Hot Rocks (not again), and Always for NOT shortcutting when there was an obvious opportunity. Very, very bad. The RA welcomed three newcomers using the translating talents of Ah Yeah, Hot Rocks, and Pathfinder. The Hash welcomed Gert and Viola from Germany, Kell from Romania, and Gitar-playing Kamal from Rabat. Soon after the Hash Anthem, the grills came out and Ah Yeah went in search of a generator and fuel for it so that we could have Gyros Music. He first returned with a huge dead tree, but we told him that the generator needed a different type of fuel. The tree would later serve as the bonfire and centre of the truth circle. Everyone ate their fill and drank too much and danced into the wee hours. The Truth Circle broke up at about 05h30. Good party. The morning Hair of the Dog Run was cancelled due to a preponderance of hangover and total lack of interest. However, the Softball game was still on. The Hash managed to get nine dedicated players out there, even the injured Hot Rocks playing in his first game. But the effects of Moulay Boussalam keep the team from its best performance. Nonetheless, it was well played and those that played will be rewarded. Next Run: HASH No. 838 (again): SATURDAY, 4 May 2002 at 15:00 HARES: Rip Van Tinkle and Hot Rod Location: Plage des Nations

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #837 (Apr 27, 2002)

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Run #831 BOUREGREG VALLEY Mar 16, 2002 RH3 Scribe

If you weren’t there last weekend then you missed two incredible events....

If you weren’t there last weekend then you missed two incredible events. First, there was the spectacular view of a prehistoric valley filled with ancient beasts, a raging tormented river gone mad, and the ruins of past civilizations destroyed by previous Hash runs perhaps 2000 or 3000 years ago. Second, was an extraordinary display of slipping, sliding and falling down a sheer mountain cliff led by none other than the shortcutting Caligula who was not to be deterred by the 90-degree slopes. Meanwhile, Thieving Bastard was seen cartwheeling down the boulder-infested descent saying “oh nooooo” as he went by us all in an attempt to get ahead of FRBs Compost and Flying Balls. Picking up the remaining pieces of hashers at the bottom, those left alive forged a raging, crocodile-infested river miles wide and several hundred feet deep where GME Jack the Lad and Sharp-eyed Sheila could be seen cavorting with the water goddess. It was then up the hill, where those remaining uninjured hashers were seen sliding in all directions through the mud and muck that was once a hash trail. Thankfully, near the top of what felt like Mt. Toubkal, a Hash Mountain Goddess (last seen laughing at the tumbling and bleeding hashers) had deposited a plentiful supply of the holy nectar [known to mere mortals as ‘beer’]. Once refreshed, the assembled lot headed off in pursuit of a herd of love sick cattle, however, much to our surprise Memory Man was still nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, back in the circle, none other than Ms. Money Penny (a late comer) and the wankers (aka walkers) had begun healing their hashy wounds. Now, this was a Saint Paddy’s Run and so the Irish were brought forward under different guises to be punished for being green with envy for those chasing Leprechauns and lasses. That taken care of, GME Jack the Lad was noted for not only bloody legs but also a bloody head (probably a first at this hash) while the likes of Sludge and Fred Flintstone were found guilty by a jury of their beer slogged Hash peers for wearing sun screen on a cloudy, rainy day (must be a UK thing!) and still not having a job, respectively. Speaking of Sludge, she was also one of four hares that day (Beth, Party Animal, and newbee John Hanlay) that nearly managed a negative number for the run/mountain climb. Thanks to the JM’s visiting kindhearted parents (newbees Anna & Ted), however, the hares received the remarkable score of 2.58’ish for the run (although Welcome Back Torn Ligament protested as loud as he could, with a mouth full of popcorn). Then Ah Yeah (200 runs) and Money Penny (150 runs) were brought out and presented their shirts while the collective knowledge of the Hash cavorted to determine the most inappropriate name they could imagine for Beth. After hours (okay, seconds) of complicated and mindful discussion (I don’t believe that either!) the JM, wearing the RA’s aged shorts, brought the unfortunate soon-to-be Hasher out to the middle. There, after much mindless talk of beer and names forgotten, it was announced that poor Ms. Beth will [on account of her famous last name] be forever be known as “GOOD HEAD”. Welcome to the Hash! Scribe - GME Jack the Lad HASH SOFTBALL Last week's rain means that the Hash Team is still tied for 1st place! Congratulations, lads!! Keep up the good work!! The 17 March games have been rescheduled to 3 June and the Playoffs to 10 June. The next Hash GAME is SUNDAY, 24 March at 10:00 AM for 10:30 vs. JTL & the ALL SORTS. As a reminder, if it rains heavy like it did last week, we will not have any games. HASH PARTY At an Emergency Hash Planning Meeting held at the American Club last night, Hasher Makin' Jamaican Bacon was wrestled to the ground by Fridge, Fred Flintstone and Thieving Bastard and was not released until agreeing to sponsor a Hash Party this Saturday, 23 March at his spacious villa in SOUISSI (behind the Hilton). Maps will be available at the Hash in Sidi Chaffi!! OTHER HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS 22 Mar - Marine House Happy Hour (starts at 1730 and goes until you leave) 23 Mar (Run #832) - Sidi Chaffi Run. Take autoroute towards Meknes and approximately 3.5kms from the Kenitra/Rabat/Meknes interchange look for a sign marked “Sidi Chaffi”. Turn right and follow the tarmac for a couple kilometers, or so, and look for flour on right. If you go past the big red villa on the right then you’ve gone too far. Hares will be Jack the Lad, Flying Balls, and a Sharp-eyed Sheila. (1500hrs) 23 Mar Hash Party - Chez Makin' Jamaican Bacon in SOUISSI/OLM (get maps at Hash) 24 Mar - Hash Softball [and every Sunday through the tournament on 2 June] 27-28 April - Mouley Bouselham Run (see the JM for details and reservations) Early-May - look for an “Island Madness” party at the Marine House. Grass skirts and funny looking shirts will be requested wear. 17-18 May - Cabaret 2002 at the American School (get your tickets early!) 29 June - GME Jack the Lad’s Farewell Run (barbeque at the Reservoir!). Don’t forget that the American Club has been reserved for the Hashers on Wednesday nights. If you’re a Hasher then you get access to the Club Wednesday night for only 10 dh!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #831 (Mar 16, 2002)

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Run #829 BOUREGREG VALLEY Mar 2, 2002 RH3 Scribe

Hashers gathered at a rather new site on Saturday across the river in Sa...

Hashers gathered at a rather new site on Saturday across the river in Sale with a beautiful view of the Bouregrag valley. It was already inhabited by hundreds of daredevil parasailors. Those sorts are probably too scared to take up Hashing. Surfer Sorcerer and Yasmina were the Hares for the day, and after the JM called the circle, the Hares led off the Faithful towards the abyss below. After several confusing roundabouts, Compost took the FRBs and other runners further along the embankment and, eventually, down towards the river. Meanwhile, MIA Hasher Casanova showed up to lead the walkers along much of the same trail, with the able assistance of Fridge and Internal Science. But instead of turning down the embankment towards the river in the tracks of the runners, these ingenious Hashers turned right and circled back around to arrive at the cars (and the beer) before the runners. A brilliant short-cutting plan for a Hash sans-BEER STOP, though still a crime. Diable called the circle after Dolly Parton finally traipsed in with the lolly-gagging Frog contingent. The long wait was too much for Casanova and GME Jack the Lad, who no doubt had to commit acts of indecent exposure and decided to decamp given the lack of tree cover. Thieving Bastard spent this idle time trying to convert those wimpy parasailors to Hashing, but after exchanging some confused words with Decent Exposure the poor sods were more frightened than before the run set off. Best go back to jumping off of cliffs, laddies. When the circle finally got going, the run was voted on, though it only received a rating of 3.38. Surfer Sorcerer and Yasmina were, nevertheless, applauded for having selected such a beautiful, if not windy, setting for a Hash. The JM welcomed back Madame VaVa and Flossy, along with MoneyPenny, Red Square, Najua, Liz Taylor and the hard-to-ignore Decent Exposure (the departed Casanova missed his down-down, and Cheminee was busy with child). Fridge won the Elsa Habiba Klensch award for his impersonation of a condom, and he was joined by Always who was nicked for his New Shoes. Ah Yeah took a down-down for his New Hash Vehicle and was joined by Sludge who unwisely reproached the JM with vicious obscenities (why should he be different than anyone else she talks to?). With Memory Man ailing in the car, the JM made a mess of welcoming the newbees, Fatima Berrada and Karim Sayar. Both were enthusiastic about their participation (obviously not parasailors) and Karim was eager to provide his cell phone, though no one wrote it down. Welcome to the Hash, you two. Lastly some of the shortcutting walkers were recognized for their lack of effort. They included Fridge, the hare Yasmina and the JM. A hurried Hash Anthem was led by Ah Yeah, Diable and his impatient son Noah. Afterwards, former JM Party Animal was quick to point out the remaining beer left on the table which was duly awarded to Flying Balls for wanking, Ah Yeah, a fully recovered Memory Man and Party Animal himself. Softball Announcement: Spring 2002 Softball commences on Sunday 17 March at the Rabat American School. The Hash Team plays at 1330 vs the GONADS (NOMADS). See co-captains Caligula and Diable to get your name on the roster. No experience necessary. It doesn't seem to help anyway. Next Week's Hash: Hash Run No. 830 will take place at 1500 next Saturday, 9 March at Bled Dendoune on the Meknes road. Hares are Ice Maiden and Fridge. Should be a short one, but with a Beer stop. From Rabat, go towards the Sale airport taking the Meknes road. After passing the airport and crossing over the autoroute continue to the first left turn, this will be marked by a large sign posted “Bled Dendoune”. You have to bear right into a strange roundabout in order to turn left back over the Fez/Meknes autoroute. If you go too far and reach Meknes or Fez then check into a hotel as you’ve missed the Hash.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #829 (Mar 2, 2002)

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Run #822 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Jan 12, 2002 RH3 Scribe

What a long and festive day the Hash Faithful did celebrate on 12 Januar...

What a long and festive day the Hash Faithful did celebrate on 12 January of 2002. Of course it was longer for some of the dedicated few who participated in the Hash activities leading up to the colossal event that is the Hash Ball. Exhibit A: Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton and Experimental Pants showed up at Hash Ball site (IAV's Club El Harka) at 11:00 AM expecting to find a bevy of volunteers for the evening decorations. Silly sods!! Since when did Hashers ever volunteer for anything?? Needless to say, these Faithful few pulled string and hung paper for 8 hours without a Beer Stop (they should have come to the Run). Exhibit B: Lobster Jockey and NewBee Brad (aka Makin' Jamaican Bacon) showed up at Eaux et Forets, with difficulty, at 13:00 to set the run which was due to begin at 14:00. Exhibit C: The venerable GME Jack the Lad eagerly offered orienteering guidance to the hapless Hares and arrived at Eaux et Foret at 13:15 to dispense his wisdom. And finally Exhibit D: Some 25 of the remaining Faithful appeared at Eaux et Forets at the advanced Hash time of 14:00 to get an early start on the drinking festivities (though Flying Balls and Compost were there for the sport of it). So the run began on time, more or less, and Makin' Jamaican Bacon took the runners out towards the road to Dar Es Salam horse stables. After some meandering about on a trail that was marked with "military efficiency and precision", the runners located the Beer Stop (Hooray!!), manned by Lobster Jockey, BamBam and an ailing Diable. Flying Balls must have a cold since he couldn't smell the beer in his midst and nearly ran past the nectar. But all's well that ends well and the runners were satisfied with their find. After an extended pause in the action, the runners took off and just as the Beer Stop was packing up, Pat McGroin led the walkers in. So the Beer Stop continued a while longer, but not long enough for Guardian who was found along the path trying to locate the runners (seems he showed up a the Circle for 15:00 along with No Beer…hmmm). All returned to the Hash vehicles in relatively good time--in fact the runners arrived before the Beer Stop truck--the bunch of short-cutting sods that they are!! The GM Pathfinder called the circle and brought forth hares Lobster Jockey and Makin' Jamaican Bacon for castigation. Despite their last minute efforts, they laid a fairly good trail. But the Hashers would have none of it, and these Army grunts could only muster a 4.999 rating despite the presence of a Beer Stop. Rough treatment, indeed. The GM welcomed back the stramboli Leila (yummm-mmy), RAAE Bear Arse and her lovely and shaggable sister, Shaggable. Joining the shaggable crew for a welcome back drink were the long lost Torn Ligament, Pappa Beer and the Sicilian Philipe. As usual, there was the usual bit of sinning, including the FRB Amadeus failing to shout ON ON, Pat McGroin's misinformation campaign on the time of the run, No Beer and Guardian for falling victim to Pat McGroin's ploy and showing up late, the Hares for getting lost on the way to the run site and Jack the Lad for his eagerness to orient the Hares (probably just trying to escape Super Trooper's "Honey, do" list). RA Pat McGroin returned to the circle to welcome newbees Rita (very stramboli friend of Leggo) and Ian (new U.S. Embassy Marine). The circle was closed with quick, one-verse rendition of the Hash Anthem to allow the Hash Mismanagement to get started on all the Hash Ball preparations that were left to the last minute (almost everything)!! The Ball began at around 8:00 PM with Thieving Bastard and Boris welcoming all with a smile and a demand for a valid ticket. Some 80 Hashers celebrated the event at Club El Harka on the campus of Institut Agricole et Veterinaire (IAV) in Rabat. The evening included a free T-shirt (thanks, Boris), a delectable meal catered by the club and arranged by Compost (cheers), music and lights furnished by Gyros--with some difficulties that ended the festivities prematurely at 1:15 AM (better get some new speakers!), a Tombola with plenty of alcohol on offer (thanks Pathfinder, Diable, Pat McGroin, and Hot Rocks & She, and of course the ever-popular Hoscar Awards. GM PathFinder was the Master of Ceremonies and did a fine job once the sound system was sorted. For those Wankers who could not attend the evenings events, you'll be amused to see the award winners below: HOSCAR AWARDS Most Memorable Non-Run Event: Diable's Dance Party in March 2001 Most Memorable Run: The Marjane Run with Hares No Beer, G-String and PathFinder Best Beer Stop: The Barrage II Marathon with Hares Compost and Thieving Bastard Worst Excuse for Being Late: Guardian for claiming to be making love for two hours Funniest Event at a Hash: Compost and Liz Taylor for coming to Moulay Bousselham with a tent but with no poles (had to borrow new tent from GM) Dumbest Event at a Hash: GM PathFinder for departing the Halloween Hash with the wrong Marjane bag which held nearly all of Bear Arse's worldly possessions (keys & cell phone) Male Hasher with Best Waist: The Fridge Female Hasher with Best Waist: Smiles @ Hash (who else?!!) Male Hasher with Sexiest Legs: The Fridge Female Hasher with Sexiest Legs: No Beer HASH BALL AWARDS Best Dressed Male: Wheeny Exhaust (Maurice) Best Dressed Female: Decent Exposure (aka She Who Doesn't Like Her Name) HASHER OF THE YEAR Pat McGroin Congratulations to all, with special mention to the very deserving Pat McGroin who departs imminently and was given a champagne Down-Down by the GM. Hats off to Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton and Experimental Pants on creating a great party atmosphere. We dance until dawn in 2003 (if Gyros gets new speakers)!!!!

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #822 (Jan 12, 2002)

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Run #818 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Dec 22, 2001 RH3 Scribe

With Ramadan over and done with, the Faithful of RH3 turned their attent...

With Ramadan over and done with, the Faithful of RH3 turned their attentions to another event which encourages overindulging. Caligula, Compost, Chef de Cuisine and Flatulent Fellow invited all out to Skhirat 2 for a Christmas run with bells on, though the bells were conspicuously few among the illiterate and forgetful of the Faithful who bothered to hang round for the holidays. Those 25+ Hashers who did persevere and make the trek out to Skhirat were rewarded with a memorable run. The JM called a late circle to enable the usual latecomers a chance to arrive "on time". Unfortunately, there's no pleasing some people. Nevertheless, the Hares stepped forward and promised all present that they would have a nice, long run, and a Beer Stop. So off went the Hashers in search of flour. Even the walkers went searching. The trail wound round the circle site, giving the impression that Hashers would head for the woods, then back to the coastal road. But in the end, it wound back towards the woods. GME Jack the Lad and Thieving Bastard were the early FRBs, taking the Faithful through the first few roundabouts. After about the fourth roundabout, Caligula and Flatulent Fellow came bounding down the trail in their Landrover in a failed attempt to beat the FRBs to the Beer Stop. At least they weren't too late . Thus began the Beer Stop and the rejoicing (at least Diable and Boris were contented). After the Wankers arrived to partake of the Nectar, Compost sent the Hashers forth. They headed down the embankment towards the familiar stream bed that has been the bane of many a Rabat Hasher in Skhirat. This time was no different--as no less than three of the Faithful slipped from the rocks and splashed their sneakers in the muddy waters. The Splash Team is to be named later. The FRBs headed up the embankment on the other side, before finding the trail which headed in the opposite direction of where everyone expected (a clever plan, no doubt devised by Compost to foil the shortcutting efforts of the GME). The trail followed the the stream inland for about two kilometers before turning up and back towards the ocean--and this was the half-way point. The return home was a bugger of a journey. The trail went back along the embarkment, with the occasional teaser of a trail which made one think it was necessary to splash through the stream again to get home. No such luck (except for shortcutters), as the trail remained on the opposite side of the stream until Hashers were returned to the paved road at the suspension bridge. Thieving Bastard left all the runners well behind in what would seem a strong testimonial for steroid use. Long run!! Walkers trail, you say? Best to ask Pat McGroin, since he was at the On-in to hand Thieving Bastard his first beer. No doubt the walkers headed straight back after the Beer Stop, probably with several jumping on board for the ride home. Diable got the circle going in good order and called the hares forth. The Christmas spirit had Hashers in a generous mood, as the hares were rewarded with a solid 7.34 run rating. Bravo!! The JM then called forth the Hash Splash Team to demonstrate their muddy sneakers before all. This elite group was led by none other than GME Jack the Lad. He was joined by the delictable Smiles @ Hash and Snigoorka. Religious Advisor Pat McGroin was passed the clipboard to Welcome Back the JM, along with Mr. October, Ah Yeah, and the Missing In Action Pappa Bear--unseen for some 18 months. Pappa Bear claimed American hegemony was keeping him from attending. So the Americans present sloshed his 'commie-pinko' butt with two down-downs. Welcome backs were also delved out to Boris, Snigoorka and Dolly Parton. Pat McGroin then called forth two Newbees to be indoctrinated. Philippe Labart is a French/Sicilian working on GSM in Morocco, and arrrived with Pappa Bear. John Hoag is a teacher from Milwaukee, USA--home of many a shitty beer. He showed up with Smiles @ Hash, the lucky sod. Both knocked back their down-downs in good order and will be welcomed back any time. The JM then called upon latecomers Surfer Sorcerer and Rent-a-Dick to drink their punishment. The GME identified two shortcutting sinners, whose primary crime was to find a shortcut that was longer than the main trail. Rather than humiliate them for their ineptness, we're just calling them shortcutters and making them drink beer. They are Leiderhosen and newbee Philippe. Not to be outdone in the sinning department, Mr. October was spotted earlier on the outskirts of the circle in a classic case of "indecent exposure". He was appropriately nicked and punished. Those accepting a beer in exchange for their car keys included Dolly Parton, Leiderhosen and Chef de Cuisine. Thanks to the overzealousness of the Hash Splash, three "extra" beers were rewarded to the GME, the RA and Pappa Bear. The hares provided the JM with the pleasure of distributing chocolates to those Hashers who respected the Hares' request to wear Christmas bells. Unfortunately, they included only Ah Yeah, Diable and the Hares. Guess more Hashers prefer beer? Special thanks to Chef de Cuisine for preparing the lovely glug wine which was enjoyed by so many present. Just goes to show that she "can " cook something--so long as there's whiskey in the recipe. The JM requested a verse of the Hash Anthem be sung to end the Hashing activities, and it was done!! Merry Christmas and ON ON!!! Next Runs: HASH No. 819, SATURDAY, 29 December 15:00 HARE: Diable LOCATION-- Near Dar Es Salaam: Take the Route des Zaers and turn off toward the Dar es Salaam Golf Course. After a kilometer, look for flour identifying a paved road on the right. Turn right and after 300 meters turn right again on a piste and veer right into open area. Look for flour and Hash vehicles. If you drive past the entrance to the Golf Course, you've gone too far. Go back and look for flour from the road. HASH No. 820, TUESDAY, 1 January 2002 10:00 AM HARE: Pat McGroin LOCATION-- Chez Pat McGroin in Hay Riad: From downtown, take the Route des Zaers towards Dar es Salaam. Turn right at the light with Super Souissi/CMH (Ave Ben Barka) towards Hay Riad and the Zoo. Turn left at the third light, towards Marjane. Make the second right turn and park near the last villa on the right corner. 2002 HASH BALL: 12 January 2002, 8:00 PM at Club El Harka, IAV Hassan II campus. Tickets are Dh 150 for Hashers with Names; Dh 200 for Guests and Wankers. Price includes Hash T-Shirt. See Diable or Thieving Bastard for tickets.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #818 (Dec 22, 2001)

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Run #811 Kemal Trophy (SKHIRAT #2) Nov 3, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Why is it that the trails are getting more challenging with less beer? T...

Why is it that the trails are getting more challenging with less beer? This is the Hash House Harriers, correct? It seems that only about a half a case of beer was consumed last Saturday. Will we need to bring more Sidi Ali than Heineken next week? Apparently Ramadan came two weeks early to RH3. But that's no excuse for the punishing trail that the Faithful were made to endure without the benefit of a Nectar break. This makes two weeks running without a Beer Stop. Somebody stop the trend (this means you, Ah Yeah and Dolly Parton)!!! Ghengis Khan, Mongol Jerry and their followers Aziz, Yasmine and Amine devised a cruel trail that had Hashers scaling the vertical slopes of the ravines of Skhirat for 40 minutes--Sober!! Aside from the obligatory scrapes and cuts that were "enjoyed" by all those who ended up on the "runner's" trail, the Faithful encountered a runaway train, sheep dung (scoff you not at the source of natural anthrax), smelly shepherds and a treacherous log crossing over fetid, fecal matter. Don't know what the Wankers Walkers encountered on their trail, and it really doesn't matter--they didn't get a Beer Stop either. How can the Hares find the time to set two trails, but not find the time to set a Beer Stop? Enquiring minds want to know!! This is a Hash, after all!! Or is it the Ladies Auxiliary Knitting Club??! Right, so let's get on to the Circle and learn about Bear Arse's hangover. JM Diable called the walking wounded to gather round for the regular dose of verbal abuse. The Hares were the first victims, although their efforts received a quite respectable JM-adjusted scoring of 4.8--not bad for a Beer Stopless trail. The five culprits were fetted with four glasses of water and but one beer--bunch of Pooftas that they are (never mind that two of them were children). The Hash was then happy to welcome back some stallwarts--including Limp Noodle, Neptune, Ms. Doubtfire (no sign of any additional tonnage from the pasta, yet) and the Swedish Mikael, who's at Hash Darts Nite more often than he is at the Hash--someone better tell him the beer is cheaper on Saturdays than on Wednesdays. The JM then announced some Long Distance Down-downs being sent along by the former Rabat Hasher Sudsucker--now in Nairobi. Chef de Cuisine, Ah Yeah, Frankenstein, Jr., and Compost were all guilty of consorting with Sudsucker in his Rabat period. Sudsucker also requested that it be known in Rabat that he recently dined in Nairobi with Jiggles (and her new husband) and Mr. Bean. Sinners were next to be exposed in the Circle, and can there be no Sinner more deserving than Frankenstein, Jr.? That bastard was given the Sinner's Jelaba and didn't wear it for a second of the run--of course he wore it at the circle. Joining him was Guardian, who was driving a different vehicle since his lovely wife seems to have disabled the normal car which he habitually brings to the Hash. And Bear Arse was called forth to do a Hair-of-the-Dog down-down, but opted for water like the other two poofta's who imbibed with her. The next round of sinners included: MoneyPenny--late as usual, Lederhosen--for shortcutting the runner's trail, Rent-a-Wreck Dick--a Habiba Klensch recipient for clothes unbefitting a Hash, and the sexy Smiles @ Hash--for freely exposing her body to Elvis but refusing to do the same for other Hash brethren at the opening circle. More water wasted in Hash mugs!! Some new Hash names were due to bestowed upon the day's mongol apprentices, so it was appropriate that the recently appointed Religious Advisor Apprentice (RAA), aka Bear Arse, was present to conduct the ceremony. After some respectful chanting, the RAA held back the dry heaves long enough to lead the Faithful through the festivities. She called forward Aziz, Yasmine and Amine who had assisted Ghengis Khan & Mongol Jerry with the trail. Aziz is a tall sort of gent, a fontionnaire at the Education ministry, but he is often remiss in his home gardening chores (or so the RAA was informed). So Aziz shall henceforth be known at the Rabat Hash as "Grasshopper". Yasmine is apparently known to be quite the talker, so she shall be known at the Hash as "Chatterbox". And poor Amine is an odd bird who likes to relax at home alone in front of the TV, so he will be known at the Hash as "Home Alone". Welcome Hashers, and congratulations, Bear Arse, on getting through it all without convulsing. However, next time you blow chunks, please ensure that they are small enough to fit through the drain holes at the Marine House so that they don’t clog the sink and require the intervention of Sludge or Decent Exposure to poke them through with their fingers. YUKKK!!! Owing to the miniscule amount of beer consumed during the Hash ceremonies, the JM Diable and RA Pat McGroin were obliged to empty the remaining mugs of warm beer, ostensibly for their teams sharing first place atop the softball league standings (though Pat McGroin still thinks 6-1 is better than 5-1-1; both of them add up to 7, so of course it's a tie, Numbnuts!). The Hash Anthem was led by Ah Yeah, thus concluding the joyous event!! Next Run: HASH No. 812: SATURDAY, 10 November 15:00 HARES: Ah Yeah & Dolly Parton LOCATION-- SIDI CHAFFI: Take the Meknes road and approximately 3.5kms later look for a sign marked “Sidi Chaffi”. Turn right and follow the tarmac for a couple kilometres, or so, and look for flour on right. If you go past the big red villa on the right then you’ve gone too far. HASH SOFTBALL: NO GAME was played 4 November (Pat McGroin claims that the Hash begged postponement because of JTL's absence--sod off, PMG). Game with US Embassy is postponed until 25 November. Next game: Sunday, 18 November, 12:00 Noon vs. Nomads. Hash Scribe: Diable

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Run #810 AMC Oct 27, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Trick or Treat? Well, running a Hash through downtown Rabat in Halloween...

Trick or Treat? Well, running a Hash through downtown Rabat in Halloween kit is no treat, but that's what hares Guardian, Mustapha, and GM Pathfinder presented to the Faithful who gathered at the American Club on the Saturday preceding Halloween. They led Hashers through a maze of streets and alley ways in search of shredded paper. That's right sports fans, RH3 was relegated to the use of alternative Hash materials in deference to the fear of evil spores in the U.S. Embassy vicinity. Isn't a good scare what Halloween's all about? Apparently NOT! More frightening than the spore threat were the ghoulish Rabati drivers. Wankers and runners alike had to avoid these horrible creatures that stalked the night. The Faithful emerged unscathed, grace a Dieu. Nevertheless, something positive that must be said for the Hash trail is that the runners and wankers arrived back at the Club at more or less the same time. Good show, Hares. Alas, there was NO Beer Stop. Lazy wanks!! JM Diable called the circle to get the festivities started. Guardian and Pathfinder stepped forth and were congratulated and critiqued by their peers. One drunken git gave the run a 9 while another rated it a 1. So the JM intervened to rule the run at 4.0--which they're lucky to earn given the lack of Nectar along the trail!! Religious Advisor Pat McGroin entered the circle to bestow a couple of long-distance down-downs sent by R-Sole and Memory Man. GME-NR (NR for No Respect) Jack the Lad was one lucky recipient as was Corporal Punishment!! On a side note, most of us were shocked to see Corporal Punishment and Batty at the Circle on time--no doubt due to the 1730 start time. Jack the Lad was then called forth to preside over the RH3 Halloween tradition of "bobbing for greased apples". If memory serves me right (and I'm not Memory Man) the first lucky contestants included Fred Flintstone and She who Doesn't Like her Name. Neither demonstrated any particular "bobbing" skills. And we all know that She's mouth is big enough to wrestle hold of one of those things. But their bobbing attempts were literally "fruitless". In the meanwhile, a very relaxed-looking Mustapha emerged from the Mens Room to belatedly imbibe his down-down for setting the trail with Pathfinder and Guardian. The Faithful were next asked to award a special Halloween Habiba Klensch award for the best costume. Selected for review were Corporal Punishment (Pirate), Fred Flintstone (street cleaner/guard), Jabberwacky (Genie), Smiles @ Hash (tarty witch) and Bear Arse (Black Halloween Pussy). The lady candidates were clearly the most appreciated, with Smiles @ Hash being found to be the Most "ON", or at least the one that most Hashers wanted to be "on". Jack the Lad returned to the circle to victimize Hashers Becky and Pat McGroin at the "apple bin". Becky was amusingly constrained by her skimpy Star Trek dress which kept riding up her lovely thighs and buttocks. Ah Yeah just couldn't contain his enthusiasm for a chance to see live "Stramboli" at the Hash. But the GME played the gentleman and obstructed the view of the Faithful while Becky bobbed successfully. It must be said that it was rather anti-climactic watching Pat McGroin wet his beard in the oily water afterwards. Bring back Becky!!! Ah Yeah and Compost closed out the apple bobbing activities, with Compost demonstrating remarkable acumen in the sport. He withdrew his head from the bucket with an apple in 2 seconds flat!! While Ah Yeah kept his head down in the bucket for so long with so much splashing activity, he must have been demonstrating how to make a female apple satisfied. Becky was returned to the circle, not for another venture at the apples (much to our disappointment), but to receive a Hash Name. She was joined by Hare Mustapha who was also due for a new name. The very Reverend Pat McGroin re-entered the circle to bestow the names upon these loyalists. Becky, a smartypants geography teacher, was given the Hash name "Ms. World". And poor Mustapha, who always runs in training trousers, was christened "Lederhosen". Welcome to the Hash Ms. World and Lederhosen!!! The official Hash Halloween was concluded with a verse of the Hash Anthem!! Next Run: HASH No. 810: SATURDAY, 3 November 15:00 HARES: Ghengis Khan & fellow mongols LOCATION--Skhirat 2: Take the Autoroute towards Casa and turn off at the Skhirat turning towards the beach road (or turn off at Ain ATIQ exit and avoid the toll). Turn left on the Coastal Road towards Casa and continue some 10+ km over the Oued Cherrat bridge. At the roundabout turn left towards the autoroute and pass over it and the railroad tracks. Go straight across the next junction and turn left at the white house on the left hand side. Follow the piste about 150 meters and look for flour & Hash vehicles. HASH SOFTBALL: ANOTHER WIN?! BORING!! Sunday 28 October the RH3 Softball team cruised to victory over the All Sorts in a sleeper, 24 - 8 (or something like that, the umpire stopped counting after the 5th Hash homerun. The Hash Team remains atop the unofficial standings with a 5-1-1 record. NO GAME 4 November. Game with US Embassy is postponed until 25 November. However, we need two umpires for the 13:30 game this Sunday. Next game: Sunday, 18 November, 12:00 Noon vs. Nomads. Hash Scribe: Diable

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #810 (Oct 27, 2001)

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Run #809 RESEVOIR / LAKE Oct 20, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Reluctant why reluctant? We had Hares, experienced hares; …The Faithful....

Reluctant why reluctant? We had Hares, experienced hares; …The Faithful. showed up, almost on time….The site, a perennial favourite. So what’s reluctant. The Hares seemed tired….must be a long run. Same old stuff, long ups and downs of the Reservoir? Nah!! Not at all. Why were the Hares exhausted? From carrying stuff? What stuff?!! No coolers, no beer, no flour--if the trail markings were any evidence--no trash bags, no glasses and no table. What the hell did they actually do? Well, at least they volunteered and THAT's IMPORTANT—and thank you very much, No Brakes and No Show Notary. But Where the hell did you learn about being Hares? Look, it says right there in Hash Hare 101 textbook on pg. 7, right after the part that says, “….show up on time for all Hashes, …” It says, BRING ENOUGH FRIGGING ICE TO COOL THE BEER, YOU WANKER.” Who gives a damn about all the other crap. If the Hares don’t deliver COLD BEER for the Faithful, they didn't do their job. We all know that it’s not about the run, the course, or the site…..it’s about the Beer, stupid!! Can you believe that the Hares only brought 4 small bags of ice for six cases of warm beer. That works out to about a half a small cube for cooling each two cans. These guys must have been physics majors. GM called the circle and No Brakes made no apology for failing the Faithful……not even contrite, was he. Heartless bastard!! GM asked for a volunteer to watch the cars, and 17 reluctant walkers stepped forward. Promising an interesting run, the Hares stood in the circle while the runners looked for the trail…. That's right, they didn't move after the GM called On On. Reluctant to lead, were the Hares. Back toward the entrance then up the hill. (Where else can you go but up from this site, eh?) True to their words, the little flour that there was led to the left instead of the normal, boring valleys to the right. Yes, of course there was up and down until we arrived at and turned left along the entrance road. The course then tumbled down to the right, through a herd of woolly Bah-Bahs, over a small hill, then back to the cars. Only one roundabout. Fifteen, twenty minutes max. Well, you can imagine the rating this "run" earned. Compost was only glowing and Elvis hadn't even broken a sweat. And, Thieving (Hash Cash) Bastard was only breathing hard. And, how about the Beer Stop, sportsfans….wasn't it great? Right. No Beer Stop. Good thing actually, as it would have been warm. Upon calling the Hares into the circle, GM had to ask four times for these Reluctant Hares to enter and face their peers. I don't remember which wankers walkers voted, but the score given was way too high. Diable gave it a 1, Compost a 4, and the result averaged by the GM gave it a generous 3.27; way, way too good for these guys. Thanks for trying, though. But, next time, you will need to be coached by the Hare Raiser--Ah Yeah. Into the Circle, Ah Yeah welcomed Corporal Punishment and Hooligan for having absented themselves from the Hash for several weeks. Rumour has it that Hash Merda, Frankenstein, Jr. made a nuisance of himself at Dar es Salam Golf Club until they promised to close the courses on Saturday afternoons, thus depriving our two wayward Hasher of any excuses for not showing up. Well done, Merda!! Also welcomed back, were Beth McGuinness (great last part of her name, eh?) and Daoudi Mohamed, neither of whom could remember where they had been or what they were doing. They must have been with Lego (See last weeks, Trash for details.) GM then called in Guardian, Butch and Sundance, and Ah Yeah for being late. Ah Yeah claimed to have been looking for Hares, Guardian was making love for two hours and lost track of time, and Butch and Sundance were looking for flour. This week's sinners, as usual, were too numerous to mention…..so we won't. Oh, all right. JM Diable called in Private Tatoo and Mustapha for demonstrating WAY too much energy before the Hash by wrestling and throwing a football. Barely Legal was nailed for the Habiba Clinch award for wearing his courtier-designed, hand-drawn, but unsanctioned Hash tee-shirt. And, Tinkerbell, always looking for a free beer--like a good hasher--retrieved his keys from the bottom of down-down glass. GM called in Hot Rocks for major short-cutting in front of him; even more major than that demonstrated by the proficient short-cutter Mimosa. And Lego, for major shortcutting just behind the GM. GMs can see everything, of course. Besides, Lego could not have passed Pathfinder and Hot Rocks during the home stretch without being guilty as hell!!! Finally, She (Decent Exposure) Who Doesn't Like Her Name, was punished for sheep-shitting-around before the Hash. She insisted on having Private Tatoo join her, since he was allegedly the cause of her transgression. Then the highlight of the Hash, RA Pat McGroin (PMG) formally announced his departure scheduled for January'02. To fill his rather substantial shoes--and beer drinking capacity--will not be easy. Hash Mismanagement also noted the decided lack of British parlance in the Hash since the untimely departure of former RA, Memory Man. Thus, RH3MM coerced and cajoled until Bear Arse agreed to become PMG's RA2, Religious Advisor Apprentice. All Faithful bare your ass in respect for the new RA Apprentice. Reluctantly, to conclude the official ceremonies, Pathfinder, Diable, Pat McGroin and Ah Yeah led two verses of the Hash Anthem!! Next Run: HASH No. 810: SATURDAY, 27 OCT at 17:30 HARES: Pathfinder, Mustapha, and Guardian LOCATION--AMERICAN CLUB---HALLOWEEN HASH: In Rabat-Hassan, near the American Embassy. Wear a costume or disguise. Bring a flashlight. Run will be in the dark or near darkness. The Club will serve a buffet after the run. Then, stay around for A Halloween Party at the Marine House. HASH SOFTBALL: HASH SOFTBALL TEAM WINS AGAIN!! Sunday 21 October the RH3 Softball team defeated the ALC/AmidEast, 12 to 8, in a hard-fought, boistrous game. The Hash Team is now in 1st place with a 4-1-1 record, tied with the Embassy. But since we are better looking, we are in 1st. Next game: Sunday, 28 October, 10:30 AM vs. All Sorts. Hash Scribe: PathFinder

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #809 (Oct 20, 2001)

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Run #808 BARRAGE#2 or the SEVEN HILLS RUN Oct 13, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Bloody legs, treacherous slopes, insanely steep hills and blood-thirsty ...

Bloody legs, treacherous slopes, insanely steep hills and blood-thirsty hounds!! The Hash is NOT supposed to be Commando manoeuvres, and FRBs are NOT the equivalent of the Special Air Services or the Navy Seals. Nevertheless, some sadistic hares put the Faithful through a full-fledged, ball-busting ringer of a run on an otherwise beautiful Saturday. Siren and Lobster Jockey had delusions of Afghanistan as they groped for tree roots along the barren, rocky slopes above the barrage. Fortunately, civilian casualties were light in the struggle to achieve the Beer Stop. Oh, yes, there were the odd twisted ankles, skinned forehead and broken fingers, but the stout of heart were rewarded with a Beer Stop. It's interesting to note that most of the customary FRBs gave this trail a miss--who tipped off Elvis and Flying Balls, those lucky sods. So it was up to some rather atypical FRBs to lead the way, including Ghengis Khan and Hot Rocks. This run separated the men from the boys, consequently, the guys really missed seeing Mimosa and Smiles @ Hash scampering up the embankments… The post-Beer Stop portion of the run can be characterized by near-disasterous tumbles, vicious, snarling dogs, and unrewarded short-cutting. The FRBs blazed through the narrowest of rocky paths with barely enough vegetation to clutch on to. Right from the start Mustapha and Jack MeHoff went tumbling halfway down an abyss. They emerged bruised and bloodied, but undaunted. GME Jack the Lad briefly departed company with the FRBs in search of a shortcut along the dry creek beds. But the wily, old GME was foiled, as Compost set the trail out of the valley and back up across numerous ridges and hill sides. It was Tinkerbell who tried to make the most of shortcutting. In fact, he could be spied in his tomato-red shorts two-ridges over from the runners trail on several occasions. His efforts also proved fruitless, such was the skill with which the trail was laid. The end of the trail took the few runners who found it through a den of barking dogs with big, nasty teeth. Hot Rocks and Diable survived the affair, but just only with the aid of carefully aimed stones. Well, enough of the runners lament. What of the wankers walkers? Most of them did more exercise on the first half of the trail than they've done the whole rest of the year. Its striking that there were no reports of a pre-Beer Stop cardiac arrest amongst them, apparently indicative of their determination to partake of the Nectar. Of course, the wanks got off light for the second half, as they were permitted to walk along the dirt road to the On In. They should at least have been made to fight off a wild pig or sacrifice a Hash maiden, such was the danger faced by the runners following the Beer Stop. The Circle was held for the survivors of the run, and hares Compost, Thieving Bastard, Smiles @ Hash, Lego and Frankenstein, Jr. were called forth by GM Pathfinder to receive judgement. In a shocking display of Hash masochism, Hashers expressed great satisfaction for the torture to which they were subjected. The run was granted a rating of 9.175--which means Smiles @ Hash must have had a busy week of sleeping around to earn such marks. Or was it Lego who was sleeping around? Anyway, that score probably marks a new record for RH3 runs. The GM Pathfinder then welcomed back some Hashers whose absence in recent weeks and months was quite conspicuous. They included Boris & Snigoorka (in Moscow), Neptune & Ms. Doubtfire (in Rome), Decent Exposure (aka She Who Doesn't Like Her Name) & Hot Rocks (in Texas, Colorado and Deutschland), and MoneyPenny. Pathfinder then proceeded to accuse a bevy of worthy sinners. They included: Lobster Jockey and Neptune for new (or at least different) shoes, Fred Flintstone for losing his much coveted job in Libya (sarcasm implied), and Barely Legal for failing to shout "On On". JM Diable identified Frankenstein, Jr. for his new vehicle, Mimosa and Smiles @ Hash for failing to join the runners, and of course, Tinkerbell for shortcutting at least three times (actually six times, he professed). The GM also recognized and punished the late arriving MoneyPenny, Scrooge and Last Dancer (seems to be a habit with them). Elsa "Habiba" Klensch Awards were bestowed upon BodyGuard for his purple Hash socks and Barely Legal for his bloody red legs. Body Guard was recognized for sinning a second time when he failed to lead the Hash in a pre-run "Father Abraham". And last of the sinners was none other than Pat McGroin who was caught making his "bladder gladder" (indecent exposure). BodyGuard was called out for his third down-down of the evening so that we could all bid him a fond farewell. GM Pathfinder joined him in the Circle for his farewell drink. The last bid of Hash business was a naming ceremony. RA Pat McGroin was summoned in the usual manner and he called forth Ted and Amanda. The young couple are from Texas (one by way of Taiwan) which naturally led to an American West motif, though chinese food suggestions were under consideration, including some which allude to kitty meat. Lucky for Ted & Amanda that the Western connection stuck, and after another famous Western couple they were dubbed Butch and Sundance. Welcome to you both, indeed!! The RA then enticed RH3's newly designated Hash Cash, the appropriately named Thieving Bastard, into the circle to share the down-down with Butch and Sundance. Welcome to the Hash Mismanagement Team!! As is the custom nowadays, the Circle was closed with a verse of the Hash Anthem as led by Pathfinder, Diable, Pat McGroin and Ah Yeah!! Next Run: HASH No. 809: SATURDAY, 20 OCT at 15:00 HARES: NO BRAKES & NO SHOW Location--RESERVOIR (Lac Sale): Taking the autoroute from the Meknes road towards Casa, after 6k turn left towards Shoul. Follow the signs to the Barrage. Or taking the autoroute from Route Des Zaers, go towards Tangier and after 10.7 k turn right at the sign for Shoul and follow directions for the Barrage. Entrance at the lake is 5-10 Dhs. Look for Hash vehicles and flour lakeside. HASH SOFTBALL: HASH SOFTBALL TEAM SWEEPS DOUBLEHEADER. Sunday 14 October the RH3 Softball team defeated the Japanese Embassy 7-3, followed by a close, but victorious encounter with ALC/AmidEast, 4-2. The Hash Team is now in 2nd place with a 3-1-1 record. Next game: Sunday, 21 October, 9:00 AM Umpire opening game; play at 10:30 AM vs. ALC/AmidEast. Hash Scribe: Diable

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #808 (Oct 13, 2001)

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Run #807 BLED DENDOUNE - MEKNES ROAD Oct 6, 2001 RH3 Scribe

A good turnout at this traditional site of Rabat Hashdom was rewarded wi...

A good turnout at this traditional site of Rabat Hashdom was rewarded with a run complete with Beer Stop. An estrogen potent group of hares were called into the circle by JM Diable to describe the run. Top Gun, Rif Raf, Sludge, Internal Science and Party Animal promised that the run would not be short, that there would be plenty of flour, and that there would be a Beer Stop. At least they were able to deliver on one of these three claims, as the runners did find a Beer Stop some 15 minutes into the trail. Alas, there was little in the way of flour to be found, except a few places where Party Animal may have stumbled into a stump and spilled some. As usual, the Front Running Bastards made short shrift of the trail, slowing down briefly only to abid their fellow runners who respect the Beer Stop by partaking of the Nectar (hats off to Party Animal, Sludge and Rif Raf for arriving at the Beer Stop on time). The second half of the run was brief, and all the more so when half of the runners are caught shortcutting in front of the JM. Apparently, there wasn't much of a trail for the Wankers. And we'll refer to them properly as Wankers this week given how long they were out wanking about in the woods. Our non-running participants completed the trail some three hours after the runners, having missed the Beer Stop completely. The only successful aspect of their venture was when some clever dick called in a Beer Stop to TopGun. Now, Beer Stop's on demand are something we can all respect. So the Circle got started a bit late amid much concern of the threatening cloud cover. But the Hash Gods were appeased by the abundance of Beer Stops, and RH3 Faithful were spared a drenching. The Hares were summoned to the center to receive the verdict on their efforts. "A One", opined Fred Flintstone when queried for his input as a wanker. "A 6.75", retorted Thieving Bastard, the aspiring FRB. The JM resolved the disparity by adding the scores to a generous 7.75 outta 10, thus encouraging the proliferation of Beer Stops at RH3 events. It was then time to welcome Newbees, so Religious Advisor Pat McGroin stumbled into the Circle to a respectful welcome, and called forth Tinkerbell and Blue Moon, visitors from the UK who earned their Hash handles in China. Blue Moon told that she is occasionally known to work as a receptionist, while Tinkerbell tinkers with jet engines for a regional airline. These Newbees sucked down their nectar with zest and will be welcomed back as soon as they can make it (that should be for the next six months for the Casa-based Tinkerbell). Welcome Backs went out to Gunny Henry and Frankenstein, Jr, whose lovely wife gave birth to an "Americaine" on 11 September in Washington, DC. Rumor from the States is that Frankenstein, Jr. spent about as much time in topless drinking establishments as he did with little Kenza. Hashy Birthdays were then sung to the lovely Mongol Jerry and Thieving Bastard. The rest of the Circle was seemingly dedicated to Hash crimes. Nearly everyone present was guilty of something, beginning with Rif Raf, Body Guard and Always. Rif Raf was spotted with a new Hash vehicle, Always showed disrespect by soiling the Hash altar which Fridge had just scrubbed clean, and Body Guard was guilty of a multitude of crimes, from stealing Mimosa's lunettes to being late to lead the Circle in a rendition of "Father Abraham". Short-cutters on the runner's trail were identified and rewarded a down-down: , Always, Ghengis Khan, Mustapha, and Tinker Bell. Wankers guilty of getting a ride back from the Beer Stop included: Pat McGroin, Sporty Balls, Blue Moon, Mongol Jerry and Private Tattoo. And let us NOT forget the latecomers, most of whom would have been late even if the Hash had started at the old 16:00 time: Compost, Bear Arse, Sayonara and The Guardian were guilty, and poor Sayonara was made to wear a beer when she could not manage to imbibe it. The generous Mustapha graciously finished Sayonara's beer over his head. A Hash award was given to the spritely Mimosa for having completed her 50th Rabat run. The surprisingly successful Hash softball team was then recognized for their 1-1-1 record, and the Hash captains Caligula and Diable drank a friendship down-down with Pat McGroin, Private Tattoo and the Gunny, who are responsible for the one blemish on the team's record. Lastly, the JM announced that a Rabat Hash salute was long overdue. Beers were poured all round so that Hashers could drink a Down-Down in honor of the recently departed Religious Advisor Memory Man, and the unforgettable R-Sole. Stepping up to lead the Circle in the Down-Down were Internal Science, Sludge, Rif Raf, Ah Yeah, Jabberwacky, Party Animal, Pat McGroin, Private Tattoo and Diable. Solong you miserable misfits.your presence is greatly missed!!! No more amusing car stories for a while--the end of a RH3 institution. The Circle was closed after a verse of the Hash Anthem as led by Pat McGroin and Ah Yeah!! Next Week's Run: HASH No. 808: SATURDAY, 13 OCT at 15:00 HARES: COMPOST, THIEVING BASTARD & FRANKENSTEIN, JR. Location--BARRAGE II: Take Route des Zaers and just before Dar es Salam Golf Course, turn left at the sign showing Barrage Sidi Med Ben Abdellah. Follow this road for 5.8 kms to a "T" junction. Follow the sign right towards Barrage sidi Med ben Abdellah again. Follow this road for several kms until you see a small white mosque to right, turn left directly opposite the mosque and follow the road to the Barrage and park on top of the hill with the Hash Vehicles. Hopefully, you'll see enough flour to direct you. HASH Softball: Doubleheader on Sunday 14 October--Games at 12:00 vs. Japanese Embassy and 15:00 vs. ALC/AMIDEAST. Hashers needed to help umpire game at 13:30.

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #807 (Oct 6, 2001)

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Run #806 HARHOURA FOREST Sep 29, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Run 806 was a popular event at the beautiful villa of Becky and Gar Gree...

Run 806 was a popular event at the beautiful villa of Becky and Gar Green. It attracted all the best names in Temara. Unfortunately, Hashers also showed up. But Becky and Gar were good sports to invite such brethren of dubious reputation and ill repute. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Let's get to the run itself. The GM opened festivities by recognizing the slew of hares who organized the event: Becky, Gar, Chris, Sarah and the auto-satisfaction man--Jack Mehoff. As for the run--and some Hashers did actually run the course--it was somewhat a combination of potholes, surf stones, Ceinture Verte sable and sea water. Oh yes, there was some flour at various junctures of the course. Why is it that all the flour seems to go to the Wankers' Walker's course? Let it be mentioned that there was a Beer Stop, but it was not set up in time to catch FRBs Diable and Elvis, who failed to smell the beer in the trunk of Ah Yeah's Peugeot. Guilty of being late to the Beer Stop (with the Beer, a supreme sin) were the Beer Stop organizers Chris and Ah Yeah. Hats off to FRB Flying Balls, who was not as FR as usual and actually ran back to the Beer Stop. Must be his Irish heritage coming through at last--it's so ironic to see such a fit Irishman. If not for the Beer Stop SNAFU, this event could have had a lofting rating. Instead, it will likely go down as the only Rabat Hash run in history that had a Beer Stop but could only muster a 4.265 outta 10--JM Diable influenced, of course. Mimosa gave it an 8, which makes us suspicious of her motives. Tart!! In the post-run Circle, GM Pathfinder announced numerous welcome backs, including the famous Sheep Thrills, and normal stalwarts such as Sludge, Rip Van Tinkle, Johnny Wad Modell, and the irrepressible Gyros. RA Pat McGroin was summoned to welcome the Newbees. These brave souls included: Mustapha, an Arabic teacher in Rabat; Kerstie, a scrumptious Ecossese brought by Sheep Thrills; and Beatrice and Antonio, imported from Spain by Spanish Fly II. Good job on the down-downs. These Newbees are welcome back anytime!! On a sad note, the GM announced some farewells. Goodbyes were bid to the newlywed Johnny Wad Modell, and to Mrs. Doubtfire. We will all certainly miss her, her body and her disruptive chatting in the Circle. It could become quite a disciplined circle without Doubtfire and Frankenstein, Jr talking up a storm then ironically shouting for quiet. Then it was time for the sinners, of which there were many this week, as every week. Johnny Wad Modell was nicked for his marriage in Marrakech. For the religious event, he took the name of Mohammed Ali, so for the down-down he was joined by the Hash's other Mohammed Ali--Fred Flintstone. Other sinners exposed for not shouting "On On" when flour was plainly in sight were Mimosa, Yasmina, and Supradine; and for not shouting "On On" loud enough--RH3 alumnus and visiting Pretoria GM/RA, Bodyguard. Sinners guilty of No Hash shirt--Ah Yeah, who was draped in a Turkish flag, matching hat, shorts, G-string, and socks (worthy of an Elsa Habiba Klencsh award); and Surfer Sorcerer, who had no shirt at all. Perhaps the biggest sinners of all were Scrooge and Last Dancer who despite living only 300 meters from the Hash site still chose to drive their 4x4 to Chez Green. Lazy Sods!! Awards were next on the Circle agenda, and none other than Jack the Lad's offspring, TB2, was fetted for 50 runs. She completed her down-down over JTL's head. Early Bird was called in for riding her horse (Caligua) in the Circle--similarly, she finished the down-down over the head of son cheval. Then in a religious ceremony, RA Pat McGroin christened Hare Chris with his Hash name. He was dubbed Barely Legal, having something to do with his preferences in women or his own age. The GM closed the circle with an Ah Yeah, Diable, Pat McGroin-led double verse of the Hash anthem, augmented by the operatic stylings of Bear Arse--stramboli !! Courtesy of Becky and Gar, Hashers were invited to stay on and BBQ, imbibe and dance the evening away at their beautiful villa. Of course, many of the Faithful did, and we hope the belching, farting and pissing on the rugs was kept to a minimum so that we may be invited back for another Hash Event. On On !! Announcements HASH No. 807: SATURDAY, 6 OCT at 15:00 HARES: RIF RAF, SLUDGE, TOPGUN, PARTY ANIMAL BLED DENDOUNE: Go from Rabat past the Money Factory taking the Meknes road. After crossing over the Tanger autoroute continue toward Meknes/Fes. Exit at the first turn off, this will be marked by a large sign posted “Bled Dendoune”. You have to bear right into a strange roundabout in order to turn left back over the new Meknes autoroute. Look for flour and arrows as the piste begins and follow to Hash vehicles. If you miss the turnoff, you’ll come to the Sidi Chaffee #2 turn off. If you reach Meknes or Fez then book into a hotel as you’ve missed the Hash. HASH Softball: After thrashing the Nomads 13-1 thanks to the long balls supplied by Glenn, Jack the Lad and Pathfinder (and the strong leftfield play by Ah Yeah), the Hash Heroes pooped out against longtime nemisis, the American Embassy. The fielding was there, but the bats went silent in a 3-1 loss to Pat McGroin's hand-picked crowd of wankers. Unfortunately, those wankers can play softball pretty well. We'll get them next time, Lads & Lassies!! NO SOFTBALL on SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7. Upcoming Runs: RUN 808, 13 Oct Hares: Compost & Co. Location: Barrage II RUN 809, 20 Oct Hares: No Breaks & No Show Location: Lac Sale RUN 810, 27 Oct Guardian & wife Location: Ceinture Verte Hash Scribe: DiableFinder

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #806 (Sep 29, 2001)

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Run #805 GOLF COURSE #2 Sep 22, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Golf Course Two and one-half? I didn’t see any golf course on this run, ...

Golf Course Two and one-half? I didn’t see any golf course on this run, did you? Of course not, only briers and bramble and all matter of under and over growth to trip and tear at the legs of our faithful Hashers. "Well," you ask, "who were these cretin-ous mis-leaders." Well, none other than the GME, Jack the Lad, and Mr. October, with accomplitrice, the stramboli Christie. In Mr. October's case we can understand; he was suffering from over use, having set three Hashes during the last couple of months. For this, we congratulate him. The rest of you slackers take note. In Christie's case, well she's new and works with kids all day. Now, Jack, he has no excuse, although he did tell part of the truth about the run; it was indeed, "all up hill." "The trail," you ask? "How was the trail?" Well, not too long, very cross-country, and READ THE THIRD SENTENCE, ABOVE, YOU TWIT. Besides the primitive nature of the trail, it was not well marked enough to keep the runners on course. Par consequence, the run was abbreviated to about 18 minutes for the FRB's. Why, hardly worth getting out of bed for, eh? The walkers, on the other hand, followed a longer trail and returned a good twenty minutes after the last runner. "Why a good twenty minutes," you ask. Why? Because the runners got to drink beer 20 minutes sooner than the wankers' walkers, of course. Unfortunately, there was no Beer Stop, so the best the Circle could award this run averaged out at 3.625 outta 10. Well, the circle had lots of activity this week, starting numerous welcome backs for Dr. Death--who did not bring his stramboli partner, Bodyguard, visiting from Pretoria, Indiana Jones, and Shithead. JM, Diable, called in the newest Hash fathers, visiting Fred Flintstone (Boobytrap did all the work producing baby Dana) and grandfather, Pat Me Groin, whose daughter gave birth in Ohio (or to an Ohio,…. I forget). What's an Ohio, anyway? We missed our chance to say goodbye to Mr. October, who is off to the Sorbone for more mental torture (actually a piece of cake after reading this). We promised him a double down-down upon his return. Courage, Mr. October!! Then it was time for the sinners, of which there were many this week. Late again!! Guess who!! Of course, Batty and Corporal Punishment, but also, Guardian and Sionara. GME, JackTL called in Argonaut for the infrequently recognised crime of having his hairs cut. And the worst of all, Bodyguard was called in for shortcutting, in front of the GM, of course. Normally, the GM praises shorcutting and has been known to partake himself, on occasion. But, in this case, it was too blatant, and not very clever. This GM expect better from a visiting GM (Pretoria on Wednesday[POW]), RA (Pretoria Hash), ex-RA, and ex-JM. It should be noted that Bodyguard pre-empted the GM by presenting him with a POW t-shirt (SHUKRAN JEZILEN), as visiting-GM protocol requires. This act of generosity save BG from yet another down-down. Awards were next on the Circle agenda this week. The Gazelle award went to Mimosa who (pretty as a gazelle) pranced and daintily jumped her way through the forest, and to Compost who braggingly boasted of NOT having bloody legs because he jumped over the thorny obstacles. Pathfinder joined the two as the antithesis, having the bloodiest legs. GME JackTL presented a shirt and down-downs for 100 runs to Bodyguard and C Corporal Punishment for 50 runs--mug on the way. Religious Advisor Pat McGroin christened two Hashers with their new names. Christy became Sireen, due to her ability to attract sailors to their demise (Go Army); and Madison became Honey Bunny due to her cuteness and alleged connection to Roger Rabbit. GM closed the circle with an Ah Yeah, Diable, PMG-led double verse of the Hash anthem, augmented by the operatic stylings Bear Arse--stramboli !! On On !! Announcements HASH No. 806: New site and Hash Party--the fun continues. What more can you ask for? Follow the autoroute towards Casablanca. Exit at Temara and turn right towards the plage. At coastal road, turn right and continue past the mosque on the left. Keep going to the last left turn before the radio tower (if you pass the tower you've gone too far). Turn left there and look for flour and arrows directing you down hill towards ocean. Look for Hash vehicles and park. Pot luck, bring something to grill, BYOB Softball--double-header with an umpiring break: !2:00 and 3:00 Hash Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #805 (Sep 22, 2001)

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Run #804 SIDI CHAFI Sep 15, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Flying Balls and Jack the Lad set a long trail through the sandy forests...

Flying Balls and Jack the Lad set a long trail through the sandy forests of Sidi Chaffi on Saturday, 15 September. Assisting in this deed were the venerable No Nun, Trickster and Mr. October. The trail was relatively straight forward for the runners, especially since the Irish FRB Flying Balls could not resist showing what slow bastards we really are---even you, Elvis!! He did remember to stop at the roundabouts, or at least the one that was found. Unfortunately, the true trail led the FRBs straight into a pack of angry dogs, which prompted Flying Balls, Compost and Elvis to arm themselves with sticks and rocks. Of course rather than fight, they cowed in the face of their adversaries and beat a hasty retreat to the west. Thieving Bastard saved them by getting them back on trail, at least for a while. The FRBs appeared to be getting close to home when they realized that they were, in fact, lost. Flour from past trails was interspersed with the trail of the day, so Flying Balls reappeared to redirect these misguided hashers back to the cars. That's more than can be said for the wankers' walkers' trail. It was discovered that there was no trail at all. The "walker's trail" was merely a ploy to keep the runners away from the cold beer, no doubt manufactured by the clever Pat McGroin upon eyeing the limited nectar supply. After all the runners returned, JM Diable called the circle. The first order of business was a serious one. On behalf of the American Embassy and American Hash community, the JM thanked the Rabat Hashers for their sincere expressions of condolence for the events of 11 September in the States. The generous outpouring of concern from Moroccans was very much appreciated. Reverting back to Hash business, the JM called the hares to the circle. The FRB's rewarded the run with a rating of 5.5 out of 10, very generous in the eyes of the JM who noted the conspicuous absence of a BEER STOP during such a long run. Jack the Lad, No Nun, Flying Balls, Trickster and Mr. October thus imbibed. Jack Mehoff was observed with a slinky young Newbee, who was called to the circle for her Hash debut. Sarah of the National Democratic Institute was fetted by Religious Advisor Pat McGroin, and received multiple praises of "stramboli" from the Faithful (contact Jack Mehoff to purchase her cell phone number). Sporty Balls joined Sarah in her down-down as a welcome back from her sojourn in Spain. The Fridge was next in the circle for wearing suspiciously new looking shoes. It took about three Heinekens to fill up one of them for his down-down. He was joined by Ah Yeah who was punished for not filling the Hash water bucket with water. The Elsa "Habiba" Klensch award was given to Lobster Jockey and No Beer for outrageous accessorizing--ski poles and a jog stroller. Criminals of the week included some excessively excitable Marines. Jack Mehoff and Private Tattoo were observed in a pre-Hash grope. Compatriot Chris joined them in their down-down for his voyeurism. Frankenstein, Jr. was nicked yet again for indecent exposure (seems he takes almost any occasion to air his equipment), and latecomers included Party Animal, Caligula, Flatulent Fellow and Hooligan (finally arriving with the rest of the Hash nectar). A special down-down was presented to Frankenstein, Jr. in celebration of his fatherhood (his daughter Kenza was born on 11 September in Washington, DC). Frankenstein Jr. was joined by Ah Yeah and No Beer, whose farm animals (grand danois) had a litter of young'uns. Lastly, GME Jack the Lad and the Guardian were rewarded with down-downs in celebration of their 200th and 100th runs, respectively. Bravo, laddies!!! Announcements Incredible Comeback: The Hash Softball team orchestrated an unlikely comeback from 13 runs down on Saturday to tie the All Sorts in an extended 8-inning game. Losing 14-1 in the 4th innning, the Hash team improbably scored 13 runs in the last three innings on the bats of Jack the Lad and Glenn (affectionately known as Fat Hairy Bastard). So we're off to an impressive 0-0-1 start!! HASH No. 805: Golf Course II 1/2. 1600, Saturday, 22 September. Hares are Shotgun and Mr. October. Take Route des Zaers away from town towards Rommani. Take the turnoff for Dar Es Salaam Golf. Pass the entrance to the royal golf course and continue until the paved road turns left. Continue straight on to the piste and bear left at the split. Look for flour and Hash vehicles. American Club: Associate Members at the American Club must present a valid membership card to gain entry. As always, Hashers are allowed special access to the Club on Wednesday nites when non-Associate, current Hashers, are also welcome. Hashers, however, will not be allowed to bring non-HASH guests (i.e. non-Hashers) unless accompanied by a Full Member. The Hash Mismanagement requests your assistance to limit access to bona fide Hashers. Note that these are not new rules, but need to be enforced in light of recent events. Also, be advised that Associate Member dues goes up to DH 1,000 on 1 October Hash Scribe: Diable

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #804 (Sep 15, 2001)

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Run #802 MONEY FACTORY Sep 1, 2001 RH3 Scribe

There was a Hash of sorts on Saturday past, primarily to bid farewell to...

There was a Hash of sorts on Saturday past, primarily to bid farewell to Rabat Hash loyalist Neptune--heading off to Rome for a spell. But one can hardly call the trail that was laid by Rip Van Tinkle and Fridge a "Hash"--if they marked a trail at all. A few Hashers did claim to have seen some flour in the woods near the Money Factory (no doubt bribed by the Hares to say so). Peculiarly enough, the precious few clumps of flour found amid much "checking" by the FRBs were all neatly beside the tracks of a Peugeot Partner. How many crimes can one commit in such a short span of time?? Rip Van Tinkle and Fridge were putting this rhetorical question to the test. The opening circle was called by JM Diable in order to pay homage to the departing Neptune. Out of respect for his Hash name, the JM requested Neptune to carry a recently "dead" subject of his sea kingdom along on the trail with him. So Neptune set off in search of the trail carrying a two kilo oceanic trout in one arm. As noted above, there wasn't much trail to speak of--the Hares relying on flour marks from previous Peugeot Hashes at the Money Factory to do their work for them. In fact, Fridge wasn't even dressed in Hash kit. So given the non-event that was the trail (not even a beer stop), we might as well move on to the post-run circle for this week's action. Neptune returned from this abreviated run with his smelly, scaley subject and laid him down in the circle to provide a special atmosphere of flies and rancid smells (kind of like standing next to Party Animal in the circle). Little did Neptune realize that he too would be joining his fishy friend in the circle, but it would be he to be kept cooling on ice… Yes, the JM resorted to the old Hash tradition of "icing" special dignitaries. Thus Neptune was placed arse-down in a tub full of ice cubes for a close-up view of the circle's events. Here is what he witnessed: After some discussion, the run rated an extremely generous 2.75, primarily owing to Sayanara's shock at being asked to judge the run's quality. JM intervention was required to adjust the rating appropriately downward from a 4. Rip Van Tinkle and Fridge received their punishment in the form of Heineken. (Note: Hashy thanks to Fridge for helping out as Hare two weeks running--though this week it did not appear that he offered much help). Welcome Back down-downs were handed out to Dr. Death and Experimental Pants, may they leave Italy to Neptune and remain in Rabat for a while now. There was a sole Newbee present, Ms. Rim Zaimi, colleague of Ms. Doubtfire at Ericsson. The Religious Advisor explained the basic Hash rules to her, but was negligent in obtaining her cell phone number despite the insistence of the GME (Memory Man must already have it but refuses to divulge it to other Hashers--the horny bastard). Ms. Doubtfire joined Rim in the circle for a pooftie down-down (water only). The Elsa "Habiba" Klensch award was given to Peekatchu for her lovely attire. Fridge joined her in the circle for being the best dressed Hare we've had for a while. Senior Hashers and Front Running Bastards Elvis (350+ Rabat runs) and Flying Balls (250+ Rabat runs) were recognized and forced to take a down-down to claim Hash shirts celebrating these milestones of Rabat Hashdom. Finally, the criminals of the week were called forward to be judged (guilty) and punished: The Guardian (formerly known as Predator) was nabbed for indecent exposure even before the Hash got started. Rip Van Tinkle and Fridge were punished for no shortage of reasons including: forgetting where the trail was marked, running off with the Hash Cash (it was returned), setting the trail by Peugeot, and sleeping with vestal virgins. Frankenstein, Jr. was punished for claiming to be "On Trail" during the run. What trail? RA Memory Man returned to the circle to bestow two new Hash names. Dan and son Nick had completed 5+ Hashes and served as Hares for at least one, so they were called to the circle amid the regular chanting and farting. Dan tried to confuse the RA, which is easily achieved as we all know, but he was on his guard and actually remembered that Dan is from the northeast coast of the US (or Canada?) and thus christened him LOBSTER JOCKEY. His son Nick is a cartoon fan, and is a sturdy looking blond bloke who shall henceforth be known at the Hash as BAM BAM. Welcome to the Faithful and we hope you are uncomfortable in your new names. The last bit of business was to check up on Neptune whose naughty bits by now were doubtless the size of raisins and probably the same shade of violet/blue. The JM and GME joined with Neptune (and his new soprano voice) in the consumption of a Farewell Down-Down, and all present wished this Faithful Hasher a fond adieu (though we all know we'll probably see his ugly mug again all too soon). The On On was called and the Thirsty (led by Shotgun, No Beer and Ah Yeah) remained with Diable to slog down some more nectar of the Gods while soothed by the rhythms of Bob Marley. Until next week… Announcements HASH No. 803: 1600, Saturday, 8 September. Hares are Hooligan & Corporal Punishment NEW LOCATION NEAR AIN ATIQ Directions: Take the autoroute towards Casablanca and exit at AIN ATIQ. Turn LEFT to cross back over the autoroute (away from coast). Continue to the T junction and turn LEFT. Take the first RIGHT before the Shell station. Continue straight over the hill, then the road becomes a piste. Turn RIGHT at T junction at bottom of hill. Continue straight past perpiniere on left. Bear RIGHT where road divides after perpiniere. Continue over hill and look for flour and Hash vehicles. HASH SOFTBALL TEAM: See JM Diable or Caligula if you are interested in participating on the Hash Team for the Fall 2001 softball season. First Game is Sunday, 9 September at 10:30 AM, Rabat American School. Hash Scribe: Diable

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #802 (Sep 1, 2001)

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Run #801 Plage des Nations Aug 25, 2001 RH3 Scribe

The Fridge pulled together a lovely Hash run at Plage des Nations on Sat...

The Fridge pulled together a lovely Hash run at Plage des Nations on Saturday, attracting hoards of hashers to the venue. Despite the Faithful having been put through four separate trails (and only ONE beer stop) in "celebration" of Hash 800 the previous week, some 50+ HHH loyalists drove half-way to Kenitra to partake in Run 801. Fridge must have been promising free beer to attract such a lot. And he delivered the goods--at least to those who made it to the beer stop on the cliffs above the ocean. Scribe’s Note: One trail and One beer stop is a far more enjoyable Hash ratio than Four trails and One beer stop. In fact, One trail and Two, Three, Four or Five beer stops sounds even better. The opening circle was called by JM Diable just as the last stragglers were driving up to the forest near Plage des Nations. After introducing hares Fridge, Mounia and Ahmed, Ah Yeah was invited into the circle to lead Hasher's in a brief warm-up before the run. After Ah Yeah was done contorting his body to extreme positions before all, the JM called the On Out. With Fridge leading the runner's trail--although very briefly--out of the woods and into the open fields. After a roundabout and another 300 meters, the recently returned Compost led the Hashers "off" trail and into an expansive field of cow paddies. After 10 minutes of fruitless "checking", Fridge called the trail a kilometer up the beach. A kilometer between flour marks makes for a challenging trail!! But all was forgiven at the Beer Stop. An encouraging number of Hashers imbibed the Nectar on offer, and Memory Man and Diable each slogged down two Heinekens to set the good example. Either that or they're cheap bastards given that drinks are free at the beer stop while such gluttony would cost them Dh 20 each at the Circle. Walkers eventually showed up as the Hashers were belching their last sips of Nectar, so the JM sent the runners off. The runner's trail finished around the light house and back into the woods, while the walkers headed straight back to the circle. Short but sweet. The circle was called and Hares Fridge, Mounia and Ahmed were fetted for their efforts. The run was rated a 3.5 by Compost, a -1 by Bear Arse (no water left at the BEER STOP when she dragged her Bearry Arse in), but then boosted to a 7.5 by JM Diable who thinks that any Hash with a Beer Stop automatically merits a minimum of 5. Welcome Backs were awarded to Compost, Shaggable, Huckleberry Hayat, Daddy Trucker and Beth Boyd. Beanz joined them in the circle to enjoy a farewell drink. Newbees were a plenty, as the JM called eight people to the circle. RA Memory Man proceeded to welcome Beth Ann from New York City--intern at the Rabat American School (stramboli!); Gar Green, a technology director from the USA; Becky Green, a teacher at the Rabat American School; Hicham, the brother of Hare Ahmed who is a management student; Michel from France who works with the mentally-challenged (no wonder he showed up at the Hash quipped Memory Man); Craig, an alcoholic from South Africa; and Beth, a Scot working in textiles. Last of the Newbees was Fouad Benbrek, but we never learned about him owing to Ah Yeah's incomprehensible translation. Latecomers who spent time at the beach instead of Hashing were Batty, Dotcom, and the RA's own Nicole and Kath. Get your priorities straight!! Hashing before tanning those pasty white thighs!! Hash crimes were committed by Private Tatoo (sleeping--alone--at the Marine House slumber party), Shotgun & Shaggable (for sharing the loo at the Marine House--and using ficus leaves for toilet paper), and Surfer Sorcerer (stretching after the Hash). The Religious Advisor was called back to the circle among much respectful chanting to christen two loyal hashers with names. Fridge's lovely spouse Mounia, having achieved the milestone five hashes with participation as a Hare that very day, was dubbed ICE MAIDEN by the RA. Then young Nadir, the 7-month old offspring of Chef de Cuisine and Caligula, who has proven indispensible at a number of beer stops, was presented to the Hash Gods in sacrifice and granted the well-deserved name FLATULENT FELLOW. When the JM asked the Faithful if there were any accusations to be made public, Ms. Doubtfire stepped forward and accused the JM himself of causing injury to her leg at Run 800--the cause of her bruise and method of delivery went mysteriously unmentioned. Diable gladly accepted the drink (it was well worth it). Newbee Craig accused the RA of twiddling with his viking horn during the name christening ceremony. Though this was a rather dubious accusation, doubtless brought on by Craig's alcoholism, the RA was happy to oblige and accepted the free beer without protest. The evenings event's were wrapped up by a heart-warming rendition of the Hash Anthem led by Ah Yeah and Pat Me Groin. The JM called the On On and invited Hashers to stay and finish up the beer. Announcements NEPTUNE’S FAREWELL HASH!!! Rabat Hash Run 802 will mark the farewell to Neptune, who departs the next day for Pastaland (Italy) where he’ll mismanage RAM flights between Rome and Casablanca. Please make the effort to come to the Money Factory at 16:00 on Saturday, 1 September to give Neptune a proper send-off (Gents: Note that Ms. Doubtfire will be a geographical bachelorette for a few weeks—wink, wink). Hares are Rip Van Tinkle and Hot Rod. Directions: From downtown Rabat take the airport road across to Sale. Go past the Macro and Rabat-Sale Airport. About 2 km past the airport a long white building set back from the road appears on your left (that’s the Money Factory). Slow down and turn right at the crossroads where the building ends. Then turn immediately left into the woods and look for flour and Hash vehicles. HASH SOFTBALL TEAM: See JM Diable or Caligula if you are interested in participating on the Hash Team for the Fall 2001 softball season. First Game is 9 September at 10:30 AM, Rabat American School. Hash Scribe: Diable

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #801 (Aug 25, 2001)

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Run #800 EAUX ET FORETS (OLD) Aug 18, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Approximately seventy shiny, happy Hashers heralded our Eight Hundredth ...

Approximately seventy shiny, happy Hashers heralded our Eight Hundredth run on this sunny Saturday at Chez Jabberwocky and Rum Punch. They have a big plush place and they needed it today as this run would be followed by food and frolics This was a bt of a two centre run, or three centeres for that matter or even four, read on Hashers!! The GM heralded the circle and asked who wanted to be hares. FRIDGE, JACK THE LAD, AMANDA, CYNTHIA, JABBERWOCKY, BABYWOCKY, PAT MCGROIN, MR. OCTOBER, PATHFINDER and RUM PUNCH to name but a lot, stepped forward. The GM then waved four envelopes about instructing us that we had four runs to run (or walk). JABBERWOCKY opened the first envelope and we were all headed to Eaux et Forets. This first run was rather long and round and took us about an hour. We were thinking that if we have to do four of these that the circle would be around next Tuesday afternoon!! After this pleasant trek we opened another envelope and we were then headed to Ceinture Verte. This was a shorter run and had the advantage of a beer stop so we were all feeling a little mellower as we headed for the cars. There it was announced that we were to go back to base and then receive further instructions. At base there was a third local run only attempted by those afflicted with fitness and masochistic tendencies. Most of us stayed back not mentioning the fourth run and hoping that it had been well and truly forgotten about. We were lucky, it had. The circle was hailed and the humiliation of the sinners began. The guilty gang of Hares were called out: FRIDGE, JACK THE LAD, AMANDA, CYNTHIA, JABBERWOCKY, BABYWOCKY, PAT MCGROIN, MR. OCTOBER, PATHFINDER and RUM PUNCH to name them all, stepped forward. The run was voted on and given an "ON ON" so they were rightfully rewarded. Welcome backs were awarded to AH YEAH and DOLLY PARTON, who had gone off and got married to each other. To PARTY ANIMAL, HOT ROD, RIP VAN TINKLE, SLUDGE, KICK START, JACK MEHOFF, and KATH, where have you been Hashers. Goodbyes to HOT ROCKS, DECENT EXPOSURE, and LAUREL & Friend, return soon Hashers!! Newbees were FLAVIA, JEAN-PIERRE, PILAR and NICOLE. Welcome to the Hash all of you and do return. NICOLE announced that she came with her Father. The RA asked the guilty one to step forward and reveal himself. Twenty-seven male hashers immediately stepped forward each one claiming credit and hoping to be recognized as the maker of this rather stunning newbee. The RA dismissed them all as pretenders and claimed this honour for himself. The RA's wife denied this and hinted that RIP VAN TINKLE was the true father. Two Marines, PRIVATE TATTOO and JACK MEHOFF, those mean, lean running machines were accused of not running and so were punished. Late coming bastards were BATTY, CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, DOT COM, HOT ROD, RIP VAN TINKLE, SLUDGE and PARTY ANIMAL. The lovely SMILES AT HASH got done for getting stuck in the loo. Seventeen male Hashers were injured in the rush to help her out so we gave them all a beer and they recovered!! FRIDGE was done and hailed as a hero for rescuing everyone who got stuck in the sand. Finally, PAT and AMANDA were punished for doing something disgusting from checkpoint to checkpoint. The circle was closed with a rendering of the Hash Anthem and a resounding ON ON. We then retired to the bar and enjoyed an excellent BBQ with variety of food donated by various generous hashers. But we must primarily thank RUM PUNCH, JABBERWOCKY and BABYWOCKY for providing food and facilities, and for their very generous hospitality. Next Week's Run: No. 801 is at Plage des Nations, 4 PM 25/8/01. Take the Kenitra coast road up to the left turn for the Plage des Nations and Fildous Hotel. Go for three hundred meters and look for flour indicating a turnoff again to the left. Follow the flour and look for cars. Hares are FRIDGE & MOUNIA Hash Scribe: Memory Man

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #800 (Aug 18, 2001)

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Run #799 TEMARA Aug 11, 2001 RH3 Scribe

A new site East of Temara? It was quite a schlepp, but worth the trip fo...

A new site East of Temara? It was quite a schlepp, but worth the trip for the Faithful who trekked inland. Understanding the potential for Hashers getting lost, She Who Doesn't Like Her Name, Hot Rocks and the irrepressible Serge started leaving flour arrows at the "Big Tree" intersection along the route, several kilometers from the site. Despite the difficulty, 50 Hashers, old, new, and returning, managed to find it in a disturbing efficient display of competent orienteering. The hares did not disappoint, providing a memorable, if not totally confusing run. Runners did the first half of the trail in reverse, surprising the Beer Stop Wench by arriving from the wrong direction. Those cunning bastards!! Then, being informed at the Beer Stop that the walkers trail was more interesting, the cheeky runners took off for home via this shorter path. It seems the Front Running Bastards can't get a thing right--other than arriving at the watering hole by the shortest route possible. Thus, the run was only some 30 minutes long, yet the Beer Stop and the lovely Beer Wench made up for the ill-conceived, backwards run. It earned a well-deserved 5.5 for creativity and, most importantly, the stop for BEER. Surfer Sourcerer, Mrs. Doubtfire, Aziz, Mongul Jerry, Bear Arse, Grande Balcone, and Pussy Gallore were welcomed back into the circle from points as close as Rabat and as far away as the UK. We also welcomed new Hashers Fatima and Assma, Houna, and Nadia, a bunch of ministry working stiffs (fonctionaires), but deserving of a "Quadruple Strombolee" from the gawking male crowd (sans Ah Yeah!!). GM called Dan Comier into the circle and congratulated him for his creative short-cutting while pushing a baby stroller. GM informed this fledgling Hasher that short-cutting was a time-honoured Hash tradition, but that telling the GME about it was a grave tactical error. After finishing his reward, Dan was heard to say, “Trust no one.” Other notable sinners included: Frankenstein, Jr. for indecent exposure in front of all at the Beer Stop; Elvis, Thieving Bastard, and Surfer Sorcerer nicked for racing to the finish; Fridge and wife Mounia caught for riding back from the Beer Stop; and Big Smile who rode into the circle piggyback on Stuart (perhaps the first time their bodies have not been belly-to-belly). Serge was also honoured for being the first man ever to get a Wax Job at Yves Rocher. Honestly, his "eyebrow surgery" was painfully obviously. Guardian and Guardie were fetted for their new car, while Elvis and Ghengis Khan celebrated Hashy Birthdays. Special thanks go to the Hares (She, Hot Rocks and Serge) for setting a splendid run on short notice--the second time they've done so in the past few weeks. Let that be a warning to all those lazy wankers out there who've not set a Hash run in recent memory. Hash Mismanagement is sending Ah Yeah and She out to recruit "a few good men--and women!! Announcements Rabat Hash Run 800 will take place at 16:00 on Saturday, 18 August from Chez Jabberwalky/Rum Punch in Les Ambassadeurs. This special GME-designed run will be followed by a BBQ with merguez and dance music. Hashers are invited to bring other meats for grilling, as well as salads and desserts to share. Directions: From downtown take Rue des Zaers towards Dar Essalaam. Pass over the autoroute towards the Golf club. Go through the first light and turn left at the sign for the "Ambassade de Syrie, Residence" (sign is on the right, pointing left). Turn right as road ends, and then take the first left. Chez Jabberwalky is the third villa on the left. Look for flour and Hash vehicles lining the street. Rabat HHH Softball Team: See JM Diable or Caligula if you are interested in participating on the Hash Team for the Fall 2001 softball season. Games start in September. Upcoming Events Run 800—Chez Jabberwalky with BBQ/party. Run 801—Plages des Nations, a la Fridge and friends Run 808—Hash Ball, Location and Run site TBD Hash Scribe: DiableFinder

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #799 (Aug 11, 2001)

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Run #798 BARRAGE#2 or the SEVEN HILLS RUN Aug 4, 2001 RH3 Scribe

It was sunny, hot, and the fourth of August 2001. Thirty-five hashers, n...

It was sunny, hot, and the fourth of August 2001. Thirty-five hashers, new and old, gathered at one of Rabat’s most beautiful sites for the 4 August 2001 run prepared by Jack the Lad, Caligula, Chef de Cuisine, and yet to be named Nadir. Of course, this Scribe doesn’t really know the attendance, but it really doesn’t matter. Jack the Lad explained the run extolling the virtue of running up and down those damn hills, so numerous that Jack forgot how many. Off we went, looking for the “30 pounds” of flour that Jack claims to have Hansel und Gretle-ed along the path. But be sure, Jack, claimed that “the goats ate it.” Must have been a throw back to Jack’s school days in Iowa when he obviously routinely blamed goats for eating his homework. Nonetheless, after a mile or a klick of meandering up and down the foothills, we did find flour that led us up a canyon, then straight up the side of the mountain. Jack would have this Scribe believe that he actually set the trail UP that cliff. Truth be known, Jack actually set the trail for this section backwards, that is to say, down the hill. Nice try, Jack. Eureka, there was a beer stop shortly after the summit. Again, a saving grace for the run, which wasn’t all that long, but quite satisfying for the beauty of the site—that is, the hills, the goat turds, and the thorny bushes. Let’s not forget the blue water and the beaches. Upon returning to the start point, we found several late arrivals: the Corporal Punishment, Batty, Battinya, and Dot.com pod; Moneypenny and Fridge. TopGun, HRH, Root Rot, Mini mw, J-Leno, Jr, Ghengis Khan, Moneypenny, and Bush Woman were welcomed back into the circle from points as close as Rabat and as far away as the Philippines. Also welcomed from an absence so long that he dropped off the Hash Cash list, was Diable, who arrived in Rabat the day previous with wife, Lene, son Noah, and pets, Bow and Wow. We also welcomed new Hashers, Sean Murphy from Washington, Helen from Paris, and Karima from Rabat (Where was Ah Yeah to lead the "stomboli chorus" which these ladies truly deserved). A few sinners were noted during the run, not the least of whom were HRH and Root Rot. (didn’t they already get a free beer?). HRH was instructed by the Hare to get an aerobics class to the walkers at the first roundabout, then lead them directly back to the start. Instead, she lead them up the hill and along the runners trail, causing rescue and retrieval missions to be sent to bring them back. Root Rot, on the other hand, as the rendezvous point came into view, said out loud so that the GM could hear, “I think I’ll catch Caligula,” who was about 100 meters ahead. GM reminded Root that the Hash is NOT a race. Finally, Sludge was called in for cleaning her car during the Hash. Aren’t all new car owners that same? And, She-Who-Doesn’t-Like-Her-Name was called in for grocery shopping on the run. Specifically, She was collecting insects for her pet Scorpion, “Sting.” She pointed out that Serge had a bloody arm from the brambles, and She then selected the GM as having the bloodiest legs. GM awarded the appropriate rewards of honor. After a heartrending rendition of the Hash Anthem, the throng lingered for enjoy the blue water, the hot sky, and the bright conversations and companionship. On On !! Upcoming Events Run 799—Hares She and Hot Rocks at a new site. Take the Casa Autoroute to the Temara exit. Turn left and go to the National Road, turn right. At first light, turn left toward Kagora. At the “Big Tree Rondpoint” continue straight for about 5kms and look for flour marking the start point. Hash Mismanagement Meeting, Sunday 12 August, Chez Pathfinder and Cynthia, 16h00 Run 800—“Pot Luck” party after run at Chez Rum Punch and Jabberwarky. Run start point to be selected. . Hash Scribe

Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #798 (Aug 4, 2001)

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Run #797 Venue TBA Jul 28, 2001 RH3 Scribe

Skirrat 1 or Looney Tunes where was it? Well, the beach it was and a goo...

Skirrat 1 or Looney Tunes where was it? Well, the beach it was and a good thing we all figured out where the run was. Memory Man, when the hare says Skirrat 1, that’s what he means. Nonetheless, the Scribe (always guilty as hell) put the wrong directions on the Hash letter. As a result, Compose nearly missed the run. Actually, compose was the ONLY Hasher to show up at Skirrat 1. Truth be known, the Scribe forgot where it was, BUT, to be sure, it wasn’t his fault…according to the Scribe, it was the wild strawberries of Taza that he ate. Not to mention the 27 masked genouas that tried to take his license plates, for a new form of free-hand art. Anyway, Scrooge, Last Dancer, Boris, Snigorka, and Big Smile all set the run. At the Looney Tunes site as directed by the Scribe. Did you ever wonder how so many hares can set such a SHORT run? They must have laid out at least 200 meters each. I wonder how long that took—five minutes? Everyone headed south on the beach to the end; then there was a beer stop. Good thing. The walkers then headed back north along the road to the cars and the runners headed west and north—back to the cars. Quite a cleaver Hash, wouldn’t you agree? Obviously the saving grace of this run was the beer stop. After polling the honored hash assembly, this run earned a 4.5. We welcomed back Jack the Lad, TB2, Earlybird, Big Smile, and Chef de Cuisine as a runner. We also welcomed former Sana'a Hasher Carol McCreary to the Rabat Hash. Carol is recommending Qatt Chews in place of Down-Dwons. GM and GME noted that the novice Hasher, the irrepressible Serge, displayed WAY too much energy durng the run by running up and down the boulders--as in big rocks--on the beach. He was joined by wanker Holligan. Then, just after watching Holligan receive his reward, No Beer did a double wank and the GM called her in. Joining the sinners was Neptune was caught stretching in the Circle…..Mimosa, please note. Elsa Habiba Klinch rewards were given to Cynthia for sporting and matching outfit from head to toe, as was Corporal Punishment for hero worshipping via his "Ronaldo" Brazilian football shirt. Hating to give out any more free beer, GM called in Caligula and Last Dancer for getting a ride back from the beer stop. The Guinness Record people are coming next week to time Last Dancer's down-down. Yes, it's hard to believe that drinking a glass of water can take so long. If she were a Camel, she die of thirst !! Finally, the GME, mistakenly called in the GM for wearing a hat in the Circle. Of course, it was the GM's prerogative, BUT, GM's never refuse a free beer. The Circle concluded with a heart-stirring rendition of the Hash Anthem, which made the overseeing landowner wonder what kind of group he hosted. Next Hash Jack the Lad, Party Animal (who is not raising hares), Caligula and Nadir will welcome runners at Barrage 2, at 16h00 on Saturday, 4 August. Be there. For directions, see our website: http:://rabat_h3.tripod.com/rh3/ Or follow the instructions below. BARRAGE#2 or the “SEVEN HILLS RUN”: Take the route des Zaers and just before Dar es Salam Golf Course, turn left at the sign showing Barrage sidi Med Ben Abdellah. Follow this road for 5.8 kms to a "T" junction. follow the sign right towards Barrage sidi Med bä[£9àú#MµÈ^t‹&aÚM´ÂŒ±ž÷=k^B°
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Penned by RH3 Scribe • Run #797 (Jul 28, 2001)

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